New Game, Label Recognition.

[DiamondDog]

Hearts..Jam Tarts..the Jambos... Heart of Midlothian FC... Frans team!!!! Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:bigrin:

Irvine Welsh.

[darkeyes]

A wee scene from the film 'Trainspotting'..

Reekin wi junk an snafflin an scucchlin thru jobby filled bog bool an makkin is boak!

[Skater Boy]

"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?"

[darkeyes]

Wots rong skater?? Not able 2 translate Edinburrie??:tong:

Quote is gud tho...

[Skater Boy]

Wots rong skater?? Not able 2 translate Edinburrie??:tong:

Actually no, I'm not! "Double Dutch" was the first thing that sprung to mind when I read your post. But I understood something about smelling of drugs and searching through a messy toilet.

I have to admit though... that movie has taught me (and countless others) everything that they currently know about Scotland. :tongue: :bigrin:

[darkeyes]

Actually no, I'm not! "Double Dutch" was the first thing that sprung to mind when I read your post. But I understood something about smelling of drugs and searching through a messy toilet.

I have to admit though... that movie has taught me (and countless others) everything that they currently know about Scotland. :tongue: :bigrin:
Tee hee. not quite everythin..didn teach ya bout how delish the gals r.... the depiction of lesser mortals wos a tadge extreme.. they dus exist like that but not in that large numbers.... tho wen they r bozo..believe me..they r rite bozo!

Reekin doubles up as smellin an arsed outta head.... an ya missed the makin me sick bit.. but gud stab at it babes... kissie for effort..MUAH!

[onewhocares]

Double Chocolate Ice Cream

[Skater Boy]

Jerry Garcia (Grateful Dead guitarist)

[ice-cream -> Ben & Jerry's -> Jerry Garcia]

[gfofbiguy]

What a long strange trip it's been...:smoke:

[Skater Boy]

Alice In Wonderland

[gfofbiguy]

White Rabbit ~~Jefferson Airplane

[Skater Boy]

Yellow Dog- Martin Amis

[Sarasvati]

They call me Mellow Yellow

[Tedium2007]

Mountain Dew

[Skater Boy]

Dr. Pepper

[Sarasvati]

Doctor Robert

well, well, well

[Skater Boy]

"So... tell me about your mother..."

[Tedium2007]

castration anxiety

[Skater Boy]

Psychobabble.

[I did flick through my trusty "Dictionary of Psychoanalysis" to find a response, but the aforementioned WAS the first thing that popped into my head]

[onewhocares]

Pebbles and Bam Bam

[miss_alexis_js]

Pebbles and Bam Bam

From rock slinging caveman to lazer shooting spacemen...

[DiamondDog]

Sugary cereals...

"BARNEY! MY PEBBLES!"

Auto insurance commercials and Flintstones porn that someone posted on this site.

[kitten]

You're in good hands...

[Tedium2007]

masseuse

[darkeyes]

Naggy... at er best!!!:bigrin:

[Sarasvati]

The Nag's Head

[darkeyes]

Sexy, blue eyes, skin like cream, lips 2 die for, mousie brown hair dyed red, a lil beauty spot high on er rite cheekbone an a smile wich lites up the world.... an a lil chip on er uppa rite incisor wich don haff make er even more cute wen that smile is litin up mine...

[shameless agitator]

"I want a girl like that"~ Song lyric. I've forgotten the artist & am waaaay to inebriated to look up right now

[Fizban]

"That Girl" starring Marlo Thomas

[raistkit]

"make room for daddy" starring danny thomas

really showing my age on this one

kit

[onewhocares]

Daddy's Little Girl

[captslaprock]

DADDY'S HOME

[darkeyes]

*in lil babba voice* Daddy!!!!!!!! Fwan is skint gain..can me hav lil sub??? *flashes the big browns*:tong:

[Tedium2007]

"Money, its a gas.
Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash.
New car, caviar, four star daydream,
Think Ill buy me a football team."

Pink Floyd - Money

[Skater Boy]

Ill-gotten gains

[darkeyes]

Soz Skater mine wer all well gotten:bigrin:

[Tedium2007]

Victory at Sea: Hard Work and Horseplay _ Richard Rodgers

[Skater Boy]

Winston Churchill (England's Prime Minister during the war)

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97/JBASHORUN/_38358057_churchill_victory.jpg

[gfofbiguy]

Winston-Salem

[shameless agitator]

Salem witch trials

[darkeyes]

Show trials... Nazi, Stalinist or ne otha

[Tedium2007]

Kangaroo Court

[bibabydoll]

Put one foot in front of the other.....

[shameless agitator]

"Just keep swimming, just keep swimming"~ Dorie from finding Nemo.

Would obviously work just as well with walking instead of swimming

[miss_alexis_js]

"Just keep swimming, just keep swimming"~ Dorie from finding Nemo.

Would obviously work just as well with walking instead of swimming

"You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't."

[darkeyes]

"You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't."

Mite as well jus keep on shaggin then...:bigrin:

[Tedium2007]

http://boomeria.org/KeepTruckin.jpg

keep on truckin'

[shameless agitator]

One day at a time

[Sarasvati]

sweet jesus

[darkeyes]

foosty choccie:(

[onewhocares]

Have no real idea what Fran really meant but....it sounds like dessert to me.


Double Dutch Chocolate Truffles.

[Sarasvati]

Who does understand darkeyes? But who cares when I'm munching those truffles from interesting places.

The person below me can translate the phrase "I've got a humungus John Thomas" into Polish.

[Sarasvati]

(Whoops got carried away with that last post from Onewhocares)

Chocolate mousse with rum licked from your favourite vulva

[darkeyes]

Naggy!!!! gerova ere..me has a lil job for ya... jus getya kit off an lay down for a mo...

[onewhocares]

Laying down next to Frances.....hmmmmm....what an adventure to be sure.

[sammie19]

An adventure would be the least of it. Your very survival an sanity would be at stake.:tongue:

[Doggie_Wood]

Steak?! I'll take mine medium well - 9oz ribeye will do fine with steamed green veggies and ceasar salad please.

[darkeyes]

... but it'd b fun Sam....:bigrin:

[Skater Boy]

Steak?! I'll take mine medium well - 9oz ribeye will do fine with steamed green veggies and ceasar salad please.

Medium-rare for me, with some asparagus spears, and a nice glass (or two) of cabernet-sauvignon.

:drool:

[Skater Boy]

Medium-rare for me, with some asparagus spears, and a nice glass (or two) of cabernet-sauvignon.

:drool:

LOL, or perhaps some fava beans and a nice Chianti?

(th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th! ;) :bigrin:)

[diB4u]

LOL, or perhaps some fava beans and a nice Chianti?

(th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th! ;) :bigrin:)


Uktv food channel home shopping Date :tong::rolleyes:;)

[onewhocares]

hmmm date food...medium rare sirloin or filet if I must, bernaise sauce, asparagus, roasted butternut squash and a fine Malbec. No dessert, that's me!

[Skater Boy]

hmmm date food...medium rare sirloin or filet if I must, bernaise sauce, asparagus, roasted butternut squash and a fine Malbec. No dessert, that's me!

Hey, my kinda date! :cool: Y'know, its unusual to find a woman who appreciates medium-rare fillet steak, so you're actually pretty special, Belle.

Hmm... Jamie Oliver.

[onewhocares]

Extra Dirty Belvedere Martini....SUPER cold and shaken, never stired. Lots of Olives!


and Skater...I LOVE rare steak, hard to find places that will serve it. LOVE Beef Carparcio and Steak Tartare.

[Tedium2007]

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r74/lightning-lad/drno5-1.jpg

Bond, James Bond

[Skater Boy]

"You ecschpect me to talk?"

"No, Mr. Bond... I expect you to DIE!"

:bigrin:

[diB4u]

"You ecschpect me to talk?"

"No, Mr. Bond... I expect you to DIE!"

:bigrin:

Movie buffs... Star Trek, Star Wars, Vampire fan am I....

[Tedium2007]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v51/Darkdreams88/spock_greeting.jpg

"Live long and prosper"

[diB4u]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v51/Darkdreams88/spock_greeting.jpg

"Live long and prosper"



Mr Spock not to be confused with Doctor Spock the famous child doctor.

[shameless agitator]

"In search of..." Another show Leonard Nimoy did later

[diB4u]

"In search of..." Another show Leonard Nimoy did later


The search for The Ultimate Answer...

42 is the answer!

[darkeyes]

but ansa wos rong... question wos 9X6

[Sarasvati]

I feel a trollop

[Skater Boy]

"I feel like Chicken Tonight... like Chicken Tonight!" (sorry... It would seem that I've watched one too many crappy TV ads! :bigrin:)

[darkeyes]

I feel a trollop
ya mucky sod..leave er alone!

[Skater Boy]

Where there's muck, there's brass.

( http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/408900.html )

[onewhocares]

FIRST....Skater THANK YOU for that very nice link to translate phrases. I would never have gotten that meaning.

Money makes the world go around........

[miss_alexis_js]

Money dosn't give you happiness...

[Skater Boy]

"Money is the root of all evil"

(or so some say...:rolleyes:)

[onewhocares]

Celery Root ( a vegetable)

[darkeyes]

Man root (a pitiful):bigrin:

[Tedium2007]

American Mandrake-(Podophyllum peltatum ) (http://www.alchemy-works.com/herb_mandrake.html)

[Skater Boy]

Niccolò Machiavelli ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mandrake )

[It was either that or revert back to witchcraft]

[darkeyes]

Gud guy wos Nicki Mac..ratha fonda few witchies 2... tee hee:bigrin:

[diB4u]

Witches of Eastwick.

[darkeyes]

'chelle pfieffer... sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhssssssssssssssssssss:b igrin:

How me wonts 2 look wen me old:):tong:

[diB4u]

I am 134.4 mercurina years.

http://www.exploratorium.edu/ronh/age/index.html

[Skater Boy]

"Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men_Are_from_Mars%2C_Women_Are_from_Venus )

[diB4u]

Venus the godess of love and beauty..

http://www.wordsources.info/venus.html

[Skater Boy]

"I fell right into the arms of a Venus De Milo..."

( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_de_Milo )

[diB4u]

No Skater Boy you fell onto my left arm...


:tong::):tong::):tong::bipride:

[Skater Boy]

No Skater Boy you fell onto my left arm...

Oh really? And what were you doing with your RIGHT arm, may I ask? :rolleyes:

[marriedbiguy4]

licking cock and tits could be called 'beauty'

[diB4u]

Oh really? And what were you doing with your RIGHT arm, may I ask? :rolleyes:

Right arm.... Hmm do you have to ask ????:):female::tong::male::three:

[Skater Boy]

Right arm.... Hmm do you have to ask ????

No, I didn't HAVE TO ask, although I probably should've KNOWN BETTER than to ask.

Erm... Han Solo ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Han_solo )

[diB4u]

No, I didn't HAVE TO ask, although I probably should've KNOWN BETTER than to ask.

Erm... Han Solo ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Han_solo )


Awww Skater Boy you're begining to know me eh? LOL



Mint POLO.

[Skater Boy]

Mint POLO.

Did you know that regularly ingesting mint-based substances has been linked with lower sperm-counts in men?

Erm... Life Savers (one for the Americanos: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_Savers )

[gfofbiguy]

Butter Rum flavor.....mmmmmmm:tongue:

[Skater Boy]

Butter Rum flavor.....mmmmmmm:tongue:

I have to admit that I'm more of a watermellon flavored Jolly Rancher fan, tbh. (man, those things are SO hard to find in this country!)

[gfofbiguy]

Is that a hint, Skater? Christmas IS coming up, tho......have you been a good boy this year??? LOL Or you could try this: http://www.americansweets.co.uk/index.asp?function=DISPLAYCAT&catid=28

But if we're talking about candy....I LOOOOOOOVE Cadbury's Dairy Milk

[Skater Boy]

Is that a hint, Skater? Christmas IS coming up, tho......have you been a good boy this year??? LOL Or you could try this: http://www.americansweets.co.uk/index.asp?function=DISPLAYCAT&catid=28

But if we're talking about candy....I LOOOOOOOVE Cadbury's Dairy Milk

Hehe, no, don't worry... I HAVE found a couple of stockists for Jolly Rancher Candy in London. My usual retailer is www.cybercandy.co.uk who have a nice shop near me that sells stuff like Mountain Dew, Twinkies, Hersheys, Reeses, etc. they even have those chocolate "Pretzel Flips" that I like:

http://www.americansweets.co.uk/milk-chocolate-pretzel-flipz-75oz-bag-1819-p.asp

Thanks for the link though! The only problem is that American candy is really expensive over here, for some reason. But every now and then I splash out on a little "candy".

Hmm, reminds me of the old saying: "A minute on the lips... a lifetime on the hips!" :bigrin:

[gfofbiguy]

Funny that American candy is expensive there....English candy is expensive here. My b/f (bisexualnewbie) is English and we occasionally go to the British Grocers here in Las Vegas to get some of his favorite foods and candies...I had mushy peas for the first time yesterday and Yorkshire pudding for the first time on Thanksgiving LOL

But prices are expensive there at that store....mostly because of the shipping costs, I'm sure.

In your response of the "...on the hips" saying, here is mine:

"Let them eat cake"~~Widely attributed to Marie Antoinette

[Sarasvati]

Off with my head so i can transmogrify into Katie Melua

[darkeyes]

Funny that American candy is expensive there....English candy is expensive here. My b/f (bisexualnewbie) is English and we occasionally go to the British Grocers here in Las Vegas to get some of his favorite foods and candies...I had mushy peas for the first time yesterday and Yorkshire pudding for the first time on Thanksgiving LOL

But prices are expensive there at that store....mostly because of the shipping costs, I'm sure.

In your response of the "...on the hips" saying, here is mine:

"Let them eat cake"~~Widely attributed to Marie Antoinette

Mushy Peas????? *Boaks*

Me mum used ta dish up mushy peas everytime we had puddin an chips... an every time me used ta hang ova loo gettin shotta em! Jeez..She used ta stand ova me an force me 2 eat em.. "they gud for u " she wud say...Christ..gave me insides a gud clear out.. wos as close as it eva came...wos me glad 2 leave ome... an glad me mum an dad decided 2 live up ere an not down wer she cums from! All me aunties an uncs an cuzzins seem 2 eat sod all else! An they has the cheek 2 talk bout haggis.... bloody arseholes!!!

But Yorki Pudd??? mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Brill wiv the sunday roast an Naggy makes em 2 perfection!

[Sarasvati]

Off with my head so i can transmogrify into Katie Melua

Counter gazumped

[Skater Boy]

Mushy Peas????? *Boaks*

Me mum used ta dish up mushy peas everytime we had puddin an chips... an every time me used ta hang ova loo gettin shotta em! Jeez..She used ta stand ova me an force me 2 eat em.. "they gud for u " she wud say...Christ..gave me insides a gud clear out.. wos as close as it eva came...wos me glad 2 leave ome... an glad me mum an dad decided 2 live up ere an not down wer she cums from! All me aunties an uncs an cuzzins seem 2 eat sod all else! An they has the cheek 2 talk bout haggis.... bloody arseholes!!!

But Yorki Pudd??? mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Brill wiv the sunday roast an Naggy makes em 2 perfection!

I have to agree... I can't stand mushy-peas. They just look awful. I doubt that very many people in London even eat them these days... they used to sell them in fish and chip shops, but now-a-days they're harder to find. Yorkie puds are nice with a bit of gravy, though.

Speaking of which, Jellied Eels are another "English Delicacy" that are are best avoided: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jellied_eels

[Bisexualnewbie]

Hoping mushy peas are not hard to find........Although the best time eating English food was when GF accidentally ate kidney from a Steak and Kidney pie, she looked like she was about to puke.....even funnier was that she had given me a taste before that and I knew it was the wrong pie.:bigrin:

[gfofbiguy]

It was horrid, just HORRID!!!! :eek::yikes2:(as Fran would say...) *BOAKS*

[Skater Boy]

Hoping mushy peas are not hard to find........Although the best time eating English food was when GF accidentally ate kidney from a Steak and Kidney pie, she looked like she was about to puke.....even funnier was that she had given me a taste before that and I knew it was the wrong pie.:bigrin:

I've had steak n' kidney pie and pudding plenty of times... its not that bad, IMO. Organs like liver and kidneys are perfectly edible, when cooked well. But I draw the line at stuff like tripe. Funny how different cultures find different foods socially acceptable.

[gfofbiguy]

An they has the cheek 2 talk bout haggis.... bloody arseholes!!!

BTW, Fran, they have haggis in a can here at the British Grocers....um, didn't look too appetizing to me....;)


But Yorki Pudd??? mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Brill wiv the sunday roast an Naggy makes em 2 perfection!

I definitely have to agree with you there, on the Yorki Pudd (not that Naggy makes the best...cuz I haven't tried hers...) BUT, they are "brill" whether with the Sunday roast or Thanksgiving turkey! yummmmmmmmmmmmmm:tongue:

(I did like the mushy peas, btw......I liked them better than regular canned peas):tong:

[gfofbiguy]

I've had steak n' kidney pie and pudding plenty of times... its not that bad, IMO. Organs like liver and kidneys are perfectly edible, when cooked well. But I draw the line at stuff like tripe. Funny how different cultures find different foods socially acceptable.

No, it's not the cultural difference that I didn't like the steak & kidney pie....it was the taste..........I guess it's an acquired taste, that one, probably like menudo and such (which has tripe in it and I don't care for that either LOL) I am pretty adventurous with my foods and tastes, but kidneys and my taste buds did not get along that evening LOL They did replace my supper with the steak and mushroom pie that I had ordered and gave us a free round of drinks, as it was their mistake bringing me the wrong thing.

[frenchvikki]

BTW, Fran, they have haggis in a can here at the British Grocers....um, didn't look too appetizing to me....;)





Until recently I used to buy my mother a food hamper for Christmas. The first year I did this, my father was still alive. Upon receiving that first hamper my father telephoned me to say thank you, but did I have to send them a hamper which contained tinned haggis, which he said was not fit food for human consumption.

Several years later, after my father had died, my mother telephoned me to ask had I yet ordered the hamper for the following christmas, and if not, could I please ensure that there was a tin of haggis in it. I was taken aback by this, for I know my mother loves good haggis as much as the next person. Asking her why, when she hated tinned so much, she just kept silent for a second and said "I know dear, but the dog does love it so for his christmas dinner".

So the moral of the tale is that tinned haggis makes good if expensive dog food. Personally I couldnt bring myself to be so cruel.

Tinned haggis is produced for tourists I think and for export playing the sucker card on those poor unsuspecting visitors, and we should be ashamed of this. No self respecting person of Scottish origin would dream of eating it. I would certainly not be so rude as to offer it to a visitor to my country. They would be better trying Pedigree Chum.

Good haggis is a joy to eat, together with mashed potatoes with a dribble of melted butter and a turnip or turnip/ carrot mash with a good sprinkling of pepper. There are many haggis recipes, but most include using the lights of the sheep; heart, lungs and liver, oatmeal, seasoning herbs and spices. They are not always wrapped in a sheeps stomache, although this is traditional, but in a variety of different artifical wrappings, all of which are inedible, and are not meant to be eaten. You can get vegetarian and vegan haggis, and sometimes these are actually very nice.



Haggis - a recipe

1 sheep's lung (illegal in the U.S.; may be omitted if not available)
1 sheep's stomach
1 sheep heart
1 sheep liver
1/2 lb fresh suet (kidney leaf fat is preferred)
3/4 cup oatmeal (the ground type, NOT the Quaker Oats type!)
3 onions, finely chopped
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon freshly ground pepper
1/2 teaspoon cayenne
1/2 teaspoon nutmeg
3/4 cup stock

Wash lungs and stomach well, rub with salt and rinse. Remove membranes and excess fat. Soak in cold salted water for several hours. Turn stomach inside out for stuffing.
Cover heart and liver with cold water. Bring to a boil, reduce heat, cover and simmer for 30 minutes. Chop heart and coarsely grate liver. Toast oatmeal in a skillet on top of the stove, stirring frequently, until golden. Combine all ingredients and mix well. Loosely pack mixture into stomach, about two-thirds full. Remember, oatmeal expands in cooking.

Press any air out of stomach and truss securely. Put into boiling water to cover. Simmer for 3 hours, uncovered, adding more water as needed to maintain water level. Prick stomach several times with a sharp needle when it begins to swell; this keeps the bag from bursting. Place on a hot platter, removing trussing strings. Serve with a spoon. Ceremoniously served with "neeps, tatties and nips" -- mashed turnips, mashed potatoes, nips of whisky.

[Skater Boy]

Look at it:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97/JBASHORUN/Macsween-Cooked-Haggis.jpg

Et jus doosnay seem reet! :eek:

[Doggie_Wood]

Just look at it:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97/JBASHORUN/Macsween-Cooked-Haggis.jpg

Et doosnay seem reet! :eek:

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

But it does resemble corned beef hash. Bet it don taste as gud.

[onewhocares]

Chipped Beef on Toast.....another not so pleasant meal

[Skater Boy]

.....another not so pleasant meal

Sooner or later, we ALL have to eat a nice big slice of Humble Pie.

[darkeyes]

Haggis looks gud 2 me... believe me babes..its tastes betta than it looks...an ya don eat the sheeps stomache eitha...

[gfofbiguy]

I would try it if I was in Scotland....not going to try the canned variety that I saw at the British Grocers.....

....and to the Humble Pie comment by Skater: "Bye, Bye Miss American Pie" ~~Don McLean

[shameless agitator]

Gonna try that haggis recipe :)

"She's My Cherry Pie" Warrant song

[miss_alexis_js]

Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry...

[Sarasvati]

and so is my leather clad torso. Get licking honeydripper

[GreenEyedLady(GEL)]

Driving Miss Daisey

[onewhocares]

Pulling petals off a daisy.....he loves me.....he loves me not.....he loves me....he love me not.

[Skater Boy]

De-flowering a virgin :tong:

[onewhocares]

Just happened to my friend Shirley....at thirty.

[darkeyes]

happened 2 my friend shirley at 16... tart! tee hee.:tong:

[Annika L]

Oh dear! I have to confess that "Laverne and Shirley" was the first thing to leap to mind.

(But I'll also toss in a bid for the haggis...had my share during my Scotland trip this summer, and I was very impressed!)

[Doggie_Wood]

Laverne and Shirley was my first thought aldo. But the levy was dry as was his leather clad torso?

AYYYYYYYYYYY! The Fonz. (snaps fingers) "Come 'ere cupcake!"

[darkeyes]

(But I'll also toss in a bid for the haggis...had my share during my Scotland trip this summer, and I was very impressed!)

C?? an wen me m8 Anikka is impressed...so shud yas all b... hard tart 2 impress at besta times!!!

Pass me the hooch babes so me can wash down the last of me haggis..

[onewhocares]

Hooch.....reminds me of the wonderful show M*A*S*H*.

[gfofbiguy]

"Hot Lips":kiss:

[darkeyes]

wich?:bigrin: or both sets?:tong:

[Sarasvati]

wich?:bigrin: or both sets?:tong:

If they're yours, you can guess wich (sic) ones. Put it this way, you would still be able to spout your glorious twaddle

[darkeyes]

Twaddle??? Twaddle??? Me giveya bloody twaddle... an sadly for me luffly S me lips..both sets r taken.. they belong 2 anotha far far betta than u or me... tho me has retained a 50% stake in 1 set for times of hardship an enforced absence...:tong:

[Sarasvati]

Glorious twaddle

(get your oxymoronic heads round that one - I'm thinking of a couple of people here who attacked me in another thread)

[darkeyes]

Eedjits an politicians speak twaddle..me tellsya how it is! Neitha gloriously or twaddle!

[Skater Boy]

"Rhubarb!"

(RHUBARB n. 1. Nonsense or noise spoken by a person. The origin of this term comes from the stage. People in crowd scenes who are to make "crowd noises" might say, "RHUBARB, RHUBARB, RHUBARB...". This is exactly the background sound one hears in the houses of Parliament. Whether the other MPs agree or disagree with the speaker of the moment, one hears a rumble which sounds remarkably like "RHUBARB, RHUBARB, RHUBARB ...". I'm told the reason for such Parliamentary grunting is because the MPs are not allowed to clap or boo.)

[MarieDelta]

"never rub another man's rhubarb" - the Joker( Batman)

[darkeyes]

An u Skater me luff mite jus b treadin on very dangerous ground in ere!:tong:

[gfofbiguy]

"Dangerous Minds"

[biupstateny]

high school sucked

[gfofbiguy]

"Summer Nights":bigrin:

[shameless agitator]

Summer of love

[gfofbiguy]

"This is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius":cool:

[onewhocares]

Age of Innocense

[Azrael]

State of Euphoria (Anthrax Album)

[BreeIsMe]

Innocense Lost

[onewhocares]

Love is NEVER gone

[shameless agitator]

You've lost that lovin feelin

[bigregory]

cuz I just had an orgasam

[DiamondDog]

cuz I just had an orgasam

Poppers, Crisco, latex gloves, and a prolapse!

[onewhocares]

A new feeling of BLISS

[darkeyes]

A new feeling of BLISS

A triff pash sesh an loadsa screamin an threshin at end:tong:

[CuddlyKate]

A triff pash sesh an loadsa screamin an threshin at end:tong:

*embarrassed and giggles nervously*:)

[onewhocares]

NEVER be embarressed at what you do or say when in the arms of a lover.....Mine recently said to me that he loved when I quivered in his arms.

[darkeyes]

Embarrassed??? God... that'll b the day..she wos jus bein coy an playin hard 2 get....:tong:

[onewhocares]

Hard to Get.......how about just getting hard

[gfofbiguy]

Hard nipples/tit nipply

[onewhocares]

Nipple Rings

[onewhocares]

Nipple Rings

[shameless agitator]

Tongue studs

[DiamondDog]

Tongue studs

Prince Alberts and other dick jewelry.

[shameless agitator]

Prince Alberts and other dick jewelry. That was actually my first thought, but OUCH!

[raistkit]

ouchless bandaid

or prince albert in a can

kit

[Annika L]

"...better let him out!" *groan*

[gfofbiguy]

Crank phone calls...

[Doggie_Wood]

went fishin with a crank phone one, caught (netted) six fish and my hook never got wet

[capNC07]

hook, hook... hukt on foniks wurkt fur me?

[shameless agitator]

"I see dumb people" My favorite T-shirt at the moment

[GreenEyedLady(GEL)]

I see dead people

[darkeyes]

This mornin wen me woke up me wos dead people....:(

[gfofbiguy]

Night of the Living Dead

[Skater Boy]

Dead Man Walking

[shameless agitator]

The last mile

[gfofbiguy]

The Green Mile

[darkeyes]

4 mile walk ome sozzed in me heels.. well 2 an 2 in me baries...:(

[gfofbiguy]

"Cruel Shoes" ~~Steve Martin

[shameless agitator]

6 inch stilettos. mmmm have to go attack the gf now:bigrin:

[capNC07]

A fine blade... OK double meaning there:bigrin:

[gfofbiguy]

Blade Trinity

[BreeIsMe]

They call me Trinity

[gfofbiguy]

"Follow the white rabbit"

[BreeIsMe]

Run, Rabbitt, Run

[darkeyes]

Me rabbit on?? Neva..quiet lil soul me...:bigrin:

[Sarasvati]

Bugs Bunny

[BreeIsMe]

A Bug's Life

[capNC07]

Ok this is startin' ta bug me; enough with the insects already!

[gfofbiguy]

Buzz off!;):bigrin:

[capNC07]

:devil:Just had to sting me with that remark eh?

Very well! LET THE PUNS BEGIN!!:devil:

[gfofbiguy]

:devil:

(For our UK friends...) Oh bugger!

A pun is its own reword......

[onewhocares]

No pun intended

[capNC07]

Hula girls!! :bigrin:

[capNC07]

Ahh!! I got the thread order reversed; replied to the start word! Dammit!

[darkeyes]

If me rong an ther is a God..me is believe me!!!:bigrin::(:tong:

[onewhocares]

GAWD...a new word I like.

[shameless agitator]

Lysdexic church of Dog

[onewhocares]

Church Choir

[Stargazer1417]

Blue Choir Robes

[capNC07]

Blue Moooon! You saw me standing alooooone!... Damn, can't remember the rest.:tong:

[DiamondDog]

Blue Moooon! You saw me standing alooooone!... Damn, can't remember the rest.:tong:

Crappy beer that tries to be like a Belgian ale but never will be since it's made by Coors who makes the nastiest "beer" ever.

[shameless agitator]

Guiness. Now that's a beer!

[darkeyes]

Guiness. Now that's a beer!

I wouldnt repeat that while my dad is around or any other member of CAMRA... not unless you enjoy ridicule..

http://www.camra.org.uk/

[GreenEyedLady(GEL)]

Round, Round , Get Around, I Get Around :bigrin:

[darkeyes]

Dubble Cognac please Gel.. no ice... jus as it cums...:bigrin:

[Sarasvati]

Coming on strong

[darkeyes]

Tellin im wer 2 get off....

[capNC07]

... I could say, but I gets a whoopin' if I does... :bigrin:

[onewhocares]

Whoop De Do

[gfofbiguy]

Doo-Wop

[shameless agitator]

Doowadiddy

[gfofbiguy]

Dumdiddydoo

[taz67156]

this is mrs taz and the word is......... oldies

[shameless agitator]

Moldy oldies

[darkeyes]

me dads sox

[GreenEyedLady(GEL)]

Sock it to me

[MarieDelta]

Goldie Hawn
http://www.webpan.com/thelaughin/images/goldie.jpg

[shameless agitator]

Smothers Brothers

[Sarasvati]

Vera, Chuck and Dave

[shameless agitator]

Will you still need me? Will you still feed me, when I'm 64?

[capNC07]

I got nothing!! :banghead:

[gfofbiguy]

Hey, Jude, don't make it bad...Take a sad song and make it better

[shameless agitator]

Hey Joe. Where you goin' with that gun in your hand?

[gfofbiguy]

Hey good lookin'....wha'cha got cookin'?

[onewhocares]

How's about Cookin somethin up with ME?

[Doggie_Wood]

Would love to Belle
Cook up a batch of cornbread and northern navys

[capNC07]

Belle of the Ball! :bigrin:

[shameless agitator]

Balls to the wall

[captslaprock]

BALLS DEEP

(ALL 5")

[gfofbiguy]

Big Balls AC/DC:bigrin:

[shameless agitator]

"They sway from side to side" big balls lyric. BTW Balls to the wall is also AC/DC

[capNC07]

bodies swaying

[onewhocares]

Dancing in the Moonlight

[gfofbiguy]

Moondance ~~Van Morrison

Well, its a marvelous night for a moondance
With the stars up above in your eyes
A fantabulous night to make romance
neath the cover of October skies
And all the leaves on the trees are falling
To the sound of the breezes that blow
And I'm trying to please to the calling
Of your heart-strings that play soft and low
And all the nights magic seems to whisper and hush
And all the soft moonlight seems to shine in your blush

Chorus:
Can I just have one a more moondance with you, my love
Can I just make some more romance with a-you, my love

Well, I wanna make love to you tonight
I cant wait til the morning has come
And I know that the time is just right
And straight into my arms you will run
And when you come my heart will be waiting
To make sure that you're never alone
There and then all my dreams will come true, dear
There and then I will make you my own
And every time I touch you, you just tremble inside
And I know how much you want me that you cant hide

Chorus

Repeat 1st verse

One more moondance with you in the moonlight
On a magic night
La, la, la, la in the moonlight
On a magic night
Cant I just have one more dance with you my love

[shameless agitator]

Moonshadow ~ Cat Stevens

Oh, Im bein followed by a moonshadow, moonshadow, moonshadow
Leapin and hoppin on a moonshadow, moonshadow, moonshadow

And if I ever lose my hands, lose my plough, lose my land,
Oh if I ever lose my hands, oh if.... I wont have to work no more.
And if I ever lose my eyes, if my colours all run dry,
Yes if I ever lose my eyes, oh if.... I wont have to cry no more.

And if I ever lose my legs, I wont moan, and I wont beg,
Yes if I ever lose my legs, oh if.... I wont have to walk no more.
And if I ever lose my mouth, all my teeth, north and south,
Yes if I ever lose my mouth, oh if.... I wont have to talk...

Did it take long to find me? I asked the faithful light.
Did it take long to find me? and are you gonna stay the night?

[onewhocares]

Did it take long to find me?......I think it was kismet that I found a friend like no other.

[Sarasvati]

I need your love

Diamond Head

[captslaprock]

WHAT'S LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT

[gfofbiguy]

Proud Mary ~~Tina Turner

[shameless agitator]

Domestic violence

[gfofbiguy]

Safe Haven

[darkeyes]

Naggy's arms an bosom:bigrin::tong:

[capNC07]

Oooooooooh snuggly and warm :bigrin::grouphug:

[onewhocares]

Warm and cuddly in front of a fireplace making love.

[taz67156]

oddly enough warm and cuddly makes me think of a kitten. :)


Mrs. Taz

[onewhocares]

Pick the right man and he will be a lion.

[darkeyes]

Pick the rite man an it wud b a bloody miracle..

[shameless agitator]

LOL Fran. That was great! bloody miracle reminded me of a Mark Twain expression I just heard. "Happy as a martyr when the fire won't burn"

[onewhocares]

Bloody Mary.....I like mine with Stoli Vodka, green olives and onions with the glass rimmed in Cabella Kansas City Steak Rub and served with a shrimp on the glass. Or Dilly Beans....ENJOY

[darkeyes]

Voddie... *boaks*

Dilly Beans?? Always.. spesh ykh's

[Doggie_Wood]

In the day when I did drink, D&D 12 year Scotch whiskey was mt drink, on the rocks preferably, or with water.