New Game, Label Recognition.

[biwords]

Whoops, beaten to the punch by the Marxist Marvel. OK then:

Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

[raistkit]

the desert fox

kit

[mistymockingbird]

crazy like a fox

[biwords]

foxy lady!

[mistymockingbird]

Foxy Brown

[biwords]

the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog, broke his foreleg, sued, punitive damages were awarded....

[mistymockingbird]

there goes the lawyer, reinterpreting a classic

[biwords]

I am justly rebuked!

[mistymockingbird]

Yeah, but I think you liked it secretly.

[biwords]

Well, it was a secret until you went and told everyone! grrrr....

[mistymockingbird]

confessions

(this is an attempt to get this game back on track for others, not that I'm not digging our little interaction :bigrin:)

[biwords]

Confessions of St. Augustine
Confessions of J.-J. Rousseau
Confessions, by Barbara Amiel (now Lady Black of Crossharbour)
Confessio Amantis, by John Gower

[MarieDelta]

"da mihi castitatem et continentam, sed noli modo" ("God make me celebate, but not yet"). - St Augustine

[biwords]

That, of course, was the older Augustine wittily describing the views of his younger self.
I have a soft spot for his mother, St. Monica.

[Skater Boy]

Monica Lewinsky

[kitten]

irresponsibility with sex

[Annika L]

unwanted pregnancy

[darkeyes]

Paterson..but def wanted:bigrin:

[CuddlyKate]

The baby Frances dear I trust you mean.;)

[darkeyes]

Course.. wot else??? But 'er mum aint so bad eitha:bigrin:

[biwords]

Potted mums.

[Sarasvati]

Possums

[biwords]

Potted possums

[Fizban]

Pogo on grass.

[biwords]

"We have met the enemy, and it is us".

[domill]

schizo

[biwords]

Well, I'm of two minds about that....

[MarieDelta]

Dissociative Identity Disorder

[Azrael]

Bipolar Disorder, General Anxiety Disorder, Asperger's syndrome
My standing diagnosis, as if I give a flying shit about what THEY think.
Oh well, all these drugs they give me ARE helping, just not me, but the people who REALLY need them. Fuck being a sheep. Robin hoodin' it is where it's @!

[Doggie_Wood]

...................Fuck being a sheep.

Get some oversized gollashas (waterproof rain boots) and face'em down hill.

Are we in in "kiwi land" yet?

:doggie:

[MarieDelta]

Velcro Gloves?

[kitten]

scratch where it itches not where it looks the best...

[biwords]

If you pick it, it'll never get better.

[Annika L]

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy computer game (Infocom, circa 1986)

[onewhocares]

Alfred Hitchcock

[biwords]

"The secret's in Memory's head!" -- Robert Donat to Madeleine Carroll, in Hitchcock's The 39 Steps (1935)

[MarieDelta]

"Johnny Mnemonic" - William Gibson

[onewhocares]

Johnny Walker Black, Blue and Green

[kitten]

Jimmy Walker - Good Times

[MarieDelta]

Dyn- o-mite!

[onewhocares]

Dust Mites....ick

[biwords]

Furtive Fauna (title of a book that cheerily describes "the creatures that live on you!")

[onewhocares]

Flower and Fauna

[MarieDelta]

deer (fauna -> fawn ->deer)

[onewhocares]

Moose....those mangy animals....one hit me seven years ago in Rangely, Maine and totaled the front end of my brand new Astro Van...have not been back since.

[Music Girl]

Bullwinkle the moose

[MarieDelta]

" Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!"

[raistkit]

"you wascally wabbit" (elmer j fudd. the man must be doing something right he owns a mansion and a yaught)

kit

[bigregory]

Wylie E. Coyote @acme.com

[Annika L]

Sam Sheepdog

[Fizban]

Ralph Wolf

[MarieDelta]

Wolfman Jack (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolfman_Jack)

[biwords]

'Even a man who is pure in heart
And says his prayers by night
May become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms
And the moon is full and bright'.

--The Wolf Man (1941)

[kitten]

animalistic sex

[Music Girl]

primal urges

[biwords]

[Lon Chaney Jr. as Larry Talbot]:
But you don't understand -- after the sun sets, I turn into a wolf!

[Lou Costello]:
Yeah, you and fifty million other guys.

--Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1949)

[raistkit]

instant millions ( a scratch ticket here in canada)

kit

[shameless agitator]

Who's afraid of Virginia Wolf?

[biwords]

Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor

[kitten]

National Velvet

[Fizban]

Mickey Rooney

[biwords]

Love Finds Andy Hard

[Sarasvati]

Arthur Lee

[shameless agitator]

Could use a hard Andy

[Skater Boy]

Bruce Lee

[biwords]

A hard man is good to find

[Skater Boy]

Good things cum to those who wait.

[biwords]

"How long, O Lord, how long?"

[Azrael]

When Lord? Whens Guh' be my time?

[MarieDelta]

Well, you wake up in the mornin', you hear the work bell ring,
And they march you to the table to see the same old thing.
Ain't no food upon the table, and no pork up in the pan.
But you better not complain, boy, you get in trouble with the man.


Let the Midnight Special shine a light on me,
Let the Midnight Special shine a light on me,
Let the Midnight Special shine a light on me,
Let the Midnight Special shine a everlovin' light on me.


CCR - "Midnight Special"

[Music Girl]

There's a bad moon rising (CCR song)

[onewhocares]

Blue Moon

[Ally Kat]

Cybil Shepard

[Azrael]

Chimay (everything Blue Moon wishes It could be)

[onewhocares]

What about........Sam Adams

[MarieDelta]

The Constituition

[Azrael]

Ron Fucking Paul, MD!

[onewhocares]

Marcus Welby, M.D.

[raistkit]

pardon my spelling the first thing that popped into my head was marcus arellious


kit

[Sapphrodite]

Neiman Marcus

[kitten]

chocolate chip cookies, famous recipe story

[Fizban]

Famous Amos!

[biwords]

Amos 'n Andy

[darkeyes]

Julie et Jim

[onewhocares]

Romeo and Juliette

[biwords]

Aucaussin et Nicolette

[darkeyes]

Nicorette

[onewhocares]

Macaneudo

[biwords]

la Macarena

[kitten]

tango

[raistkit]

red rose in teeth

raist

[MarieDelta]

thorns in tongue

[darkeyes]

Fran looks round the site...eyes up the men of all various shapes an sizes..she ponders..."hmmmm... cut or uncut???" Afta 1.3 secs she calls out.." CLEAVE...gerova ere...ya needed for lotsa lil jobs...."

Fran giggles... hysterically....:tong:

[darkeyes]

"Oops" the tart thinks.."rong thread.. o well neva mind..its the thought that counts..tee hee"

[Sarasvati]

Psychosis

[MarieDelta]

Sir Alfred Hitchcock

[kitten]

Rear Window

[Sarasvati]

Jimmy Stewart

[Skater Boy]

Rod Stewart (the singer)

[Fizban]

Britt Ekland (ex-wife)

[biwords]

The Night They Raided Minsky's

[Fizban]

Elliott Gould

[MarieDelta]

M*A*S*H (the movie)

[Skater Boy]

'Nam (as in the Vietnam War)

[Annika L]

youthful ignorance (of Skater Boy...M*A*S*H was the Korean War, silly)

[biwords]

The Changjin Reservoir

[Skater Boy]

youthful ignorance (of Skater Boy...M*A*S*H was the Korean War, silly)

Ach, If you've seen one war, you've seen 'em all!!! :bigrin:


Reservoir Dogs (the Tarantino movie)

[raistkit]

dog eat dog world.

kit

[Fizban]

Dog Day Afternoon.

[Skater Boy]

Every dog has its day (popular saying)

[darkeyes]

Son of a bitch!

[biwords]

Michael Moore

[Sapphrodite]

documentaries

[Annika L]

*yawn*

[Sapphrodite]

(*yawn* - does that take us back to Michael Moore again... ROTFL :bigrin:)

Let's go with INSOMNIA instead ;)

[Azrael]

'Mentally Ill'

[shameless agitator]

James Dobson (already used Phelps)

[TaylorMade]

off the mark.

*Taylor*

[Azrael]

out of frame (I used to be a projectionist)

[Herbwoman39]

Out of focus

[biwords]

The Zapruder film

(nice photo, Az!)

[MarieDelta]

John, Martin and Bobby

[Sarasvati]

Siblings

[scubaman]

the brady bunch

[Azrael]

The Partridge Family (they should SO make a 3rd Hostel film involving the Partridge family. Danny Bonaduce could be the piece de resistance)

[sammie19]

Game Pie

[onewhocares]

Lions Club Game Suppers......A dinner where all different types of game are eaten.

[biwords]

The Most Dangerous Game (classic Richard Connell story)

[MarieDelta]

Strip Poker

[Skater Boy]

Lap-dancer or pole-dancer

[Annika L]

Lappland (and/or Poland)

[Skater Boy]

Father Christmas (aka Santa Claus)

[darkeyes]

Plum Duff an Clootie Dumplin:bigrin: (god wot stuff for puttin weight on me arse... but me dus luff em):bigrin:

[raistkit]

"duff on golf" lmao every time i watch the cd and i'm not a golfer

kit

[Skater Boy]

Tiger Woods

[mrplayfuluk]

I got wood, tiger!

[onewhocares]

"Youv'e Got Mail"

[Fizban]

"Telegram for Mr. Mongo!"

[onewhocares]

North by Northwest

[Skater Boy]

NWA (thats NorthWest Airlines, rather than N*ggaz Wit' Attitude, but take your pick! :bigrin:)

[onewhocares]

North American Van Lines

[Fizban]

Mayflower Movers

[biwords]

Mayflower Madam

[shameless agitator]

Madam Bovary

[Skater Boy]

ovaries

[biwords]

Every California girl has lost at least one ovary
And none of them has read Madame Bovary.

-- F. Scott Fitzgerald, Notebooks (doubtless written when he was plastered, which was most of the time).

[Skater Boy]

Well east coast girls are hip
I really dig those styles they wear
And the southern girls with the way they talk
They knock me out when I'm down there

The mid-west farmers daughters really make you feel alright
And the northern girls with the way they kiss
They keep their boyfriends warm at night

I wish they all could be california
I wish they all could be california
I wish they all could be california girls

("California Girls"- The Beach Boys)

[Annika L]

Californication

[raistkit]

california oranges

kit

[TaylorMade]

Florida Citrus. . .

Just had to represent.

*Taylor*

[shameless agitator]

The Citrus Bowl

[onewhocares]

Mimosas

[MarieDelta]

Champagne

[biwords]

THE NIGHT THEY INVENTED CHAMPAGNE
From "Gigi" (1958)
(Lyrics : Alan Jay Lerner / Music : Frederick Loewe)


Gigi (Leslie Caron), her grandmother, Mamita (Hermione Gingold) & Gaston (Louis Jourdan)

Gigi: What time tomorrow will we get there?
Can I watch you play roulette?
May I stay up late for supper?
Is it awfully awfully upper?

Mamita: Gigi! You'll drive us wild!
Stop! You silly child!

Gigi: Is everybody celebrated
full of sin and dissipated?
Is it hot enough to blister?
Will I be your little sister?

Mamita: Gigi! You are absurd!
Now not another word! Gigi!

Gaston: Let her gush and jabber
Let her be enthused
I cannot remember
when I have been more amused

Mamita: Stop it!

Gigi: The night they invented champagne
It's plain as it can be
They thought of you and me
The night they invented champagne
They absolutely knew
that all we'd want to do
Is fly to the sky on champagne
And shout to everyone in sight
That since the world began
no woman or a man
has ever been as happy as we are tonight!

Gaston: The night they invented champagne (pop)

G & G: It's plain as it can be
They thought of you and me
The night they invented champagne
They absolutely knew
that all we'd want to do
Is fly to the sky on champagne
And shout to everyone in sight (pop)
That since the world began
no woman or a man
has ever been as happy as we are tonight! (pop)

[mistymockingbird]

I get no kicks from champagne.

[Sapphrodite]

champagne tastes on a beer salary :tongue:

[biwords]

Salaryman, karoshi.

[kitten]

excess and the working man....kamikaze....

[scubaman]

Long Island Iced Tea

[Skater Boy]

Gangsta Rap (a la Ice-T and Ice Cube)

[MarieDelta]

Al Capone

[Skater Boy]

Al Pacino

[MarieDelta]

"Angels In America"

[darkeyes]

Al go shoppin now...:bigrin:

[Herbwoman39]

Rodeo Drive

[darkeyes]

Forres Drive

[onewhocares]

Forest Tucker...character actor..of F Troop fame

[MarieDelta]

Forest Gump

[Skater Boy]

Life is like a box of chocolates...

[onewhocares]

Trader Joe's chocolate truffles....sinful

[biwords]

Pate de fois gas with truffles.

(Belle, since you mentioned Forrest Tucker, I thought I'd pass on the following anecdote: Tucker and Milton Berle were each rumored to have the biggest cock in Hollywood. Eventually they decided to settle the matter themselves by unzipping in each others' presence. As Berle later told the story: "I took out just enough to win").

[onewhocares]

Country Pate with whole grain mustard and lingonberry preserves.

(Biwords thank for the tid bit....those Hollywood types are certainly amusing)

[shameless agitator]

Mignon carpaccio, oysters on the half shell, and a nice chianti. (Y'all are making me hungry)

[biwords]

Pretty rich diet for a commie! (said with affection, you're winning me over despite myself :) )

[onewhocares]

No, food is to be savored, richness is for special occassions.

[kitten]

warm, creamy brie cheese that drips off my chin when eaten from the apple slice...

[MarieDelta]

Sharp Cheddar cheese and hot Apple Pie

[Fizban]

French bread, mozzarella cheese and olive oil.

[Sarasvati]

Dairy Queen

[onewhocares]

Dancing Queen

[MarieDelta]

Studio 54

[shameless agitator]

Pretty rich diet for a commie! (said with affection, you're winning me over despite myself :) )

Thought I wanted to be a chef once upon a time. Now let's get from DQ to a real dessert. How about b ananas Foster over home made vanila ice cream?

[biwords]

Thought I wanted to be a chef once upon a time. Now let's get from DQ to a real dessert. How about b ananas Foster over home made vanila ice cream?

Sigh...............I'm yours!

[Azrael]

Berserk Creme Brulee anyone? :bigrin:
Seriously, tho. I AM going to become a chef (prep/line cook currently).
Fuck being a chef's bitch.
Any cool recipes would be appreciated. I have some for you of course.
My Creme Brulee recipe is in the what did you learn today thread.

[Sarasvati]

Masterchef

[MarieDelta]

Azrael, naturally

[Skater Boy]

Azrael, naturally

Heavy Metal music, comics and Pacifism

[Azrael]

I am making the most RETARDED happy face :bigrin:

[MarieDelta]

Drunken Smiley's
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z84/mariesophia66/drink.gif

[Active]

Drunken Nights ;)

[biwords]

"Much wine had passed, with grave discourse
Of who fucks who, and who does worse
{Such as you usually do hear
From those that diet at the Bear)...."

--John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester, c. 1670

[Azrael]

'Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash.'
Winston Churchill?
Does anyone know if this is for real?
Cool quote, even if it ain't Winston :)

[MarieDelta]

"I have not yet begun to fight"

-John Paul Jones

[biwords]

'Churchill's assistant, Anthony Montague-Browne said that although Churchill had not uttered these words, he wished he had'.

--see "Quotes falsely attributed" at the Churchill Centre: http://www.winstonchurchill.org/i4a/pages/index.cfm?pageid=112

[worshipnaked]

another turn of events

[Sarasvati]

St. Neve's

(a turn of events see)

[Sarasvati]

Spurious hagiography

[Skater Boy]

The Holy Bible

[Azrael]

The Bhagavad Gita

[Sarasvati]

"God" Song by John Lennon

[MarieDelta]

Imagine
John Lennon


Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today...

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religon too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace...

Imagine no possesions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
In a brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...

You may say i'm a dreamer
But i'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join us
And the world will be as one


Sigh, love that one...

[Skater Boy]

assassins (lennon was murdered by Mark David Chapman)

[Sarasvati]

Asses

[Skater Boy]

Donkeys and mules

[kitten]

stubbornness

[Azrael]

Irish people :bigrin:

[Skater Boy]

Guinness!!! "The Black Stuff" (Irish stout)

[Sarasvati]

Phil Lynott

[Azrael]

Shane 'I drink a gallon of vodka a day' McGowan

[onewhocares]

Peace

[biwords]

Si vis pace, para bellum – "if you desire peace, prepare for war". (Hence, I suppose, the parabellum bullet?)

[Azrael]

Amor est vitae essentia - Love is the essence of life :bowdown:

[onewhocares]

Love Life

[shameless agitator]

Whassa love life?? I can't even remember who gets tied up any more

[kitten]

trussed up turkey

[MarieDelta]

Deep fried turkey

[Fizban]

Fried green tomatos.

[raistkit]

green eyed monster

kit

[biwords]

GreenEyedLady (GEL)

[darkeyes]

Green toothed vagrant.

[onewhocares]

Brush your teeth...CREST anyone????

[MarieDelta]

Dentistry

[Skater Boy]

high-pitched electronic drills, huge chairs that move about automatically and those face masks they wear that look a bit like this: :smilies15

[onewhocares]

Makes me want to gag even now.

[MarieDelta]

Jerry Falwell

[Azrael]

Oral Roberts :bigrin:

[shameless agitator]

Self righteous clown.

[domill]

some sort of weird superhero... dickman?

[Music Girl]

Electra Woman and Dyna Girl (anyone remember them from Saturday morning television in the 70's?): I always liked Dyna Girl (remember, I was about 7 or 8 at the time).

[kitten]

Catwoman, from the original tv series not the remake movies...

[Fizban]

Julie Newmar.

[Sarasvati]

...duly

[onewhocares]

' I truely,,,,truely in love with you girl"

[MarieDelta]

"Diamonds are a Girls' Best Friend"

[Sapphrodite]

just two little girls from Little Rock ;)

[biwords]

Anita Loos

[darkeyes]

Nippin off 2 the loo...

[shameless agitator]

gotta see a man about a horse

[Skater Boy]

You can lead a horse to water... but you can't make him drink!

[Oh how true!]

[onewhocares]

"Did someone mention drink.....I'll have one, and make it a double"

[Skater Boy]

"Did someone mention drink.....I'll have one, and make it a double"

My old friend Jack

(Daniels, that is! :bigrin:)

[Azrael]

Make that Wild Turkey. On the rocks. Fuck yeah, 101 proof, what do I look like, a non Irish person?

[Skater Boy]

Make that Wild Turkey. On the rocks. Fuck yeah, 101 proof, what do I look like, a non Irish person?


"Stroh 80" (160 proof Austrian rum... meaning 80% alcohol)

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97/JBASHORUN/stroh_original_801.jpg

http://www.stroh.co.uk/stroh/stroh_original.htm#80

Keeps us Austrians warm when we go snowboarding! :bigrin:

[MarieDelta]

"Jose Cuervo" - West Shelley


"Well it's Sunday Mornin'
And the sun in shinin'
In my eye that is open
And my head is spinnin'
Was the life of the party
can't stop grinnin'
I had to much Tequila last night
CHORUS
Jose Cuervo you are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with a little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys?
Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I dance on the bar?
Did I start a fight?
Now wait a minute
Things don't look to familiar
Who is this cowboy
Who's sleepin' beside me?
He's awful cute, but how'd I
Get his shirt on?
I had to much Tequila last night
CHORUS
Jose Cuervo you are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with a little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys?
Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I dance on the bar?
Did I start a fight?
BREAK
BRIDGE
All those little shooters
How I love to drink 'em down
Come on bartender
Let's have another round [Modulates]
Well the music is playing
And my spirits are high
Tomorrow might be painful
But tonight we're gonna fly
CHORUS
Jose Cuervo you are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with a little salt and lime
Every time we get together
I sure have a good time
You're my friend
You're the best
Mi amigo
(Tequila)
CHORUS
Jose Cuervo you are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with a little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys?
Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I dance on the bar?
Did I start a fight?"

[Skater Boy]

Don Juan, San Miguel, Julio Iglesias and Taco Bell.

(hey, that rhymes! Maybe I should be a rapper or something?! :bigrin:)

[Azrael]

Rehab- My Addiction

'MY ADDICTION

Makes me piss on floors

And go home with these scabby whores

I took too much LSD

Now I'm at ICU at Emory

Cocaine and Coors

Comes out my pores

Puking in the kitchen

Down on all fours

My head’s an earthquake

I sweat and shake

Ashes on the coke can

Ready to melt the cake

Spitting blood, picking sores

Fuck cutting a line

Stick a straw in the bag and do it all at one time

Fucking chicken heads wearing house shoes and rollers

Tried to pawn the remote control as a Motorola

Got a beep-bye-boo-boo poo lift and tuck

Pookie and Snoop Snoop and some other thug

Blacked out in the crackhouse

and wet my pants

I almost died

And dove out the ambulance

Stole my last Jack Daniels

Kicked the cocker spaniel

But first I did a bump off my high school annual

Getting geeked, hit the toilet for a quick jack off

By the time I get a nut I rip my dick skin off

Punch a hole in the wall

Got crabs on my balls

And I'm looking for a pebble in the carpet in the hall

Running from drug raids

My brains an arcade

My families afraid I got AIDS

MY ADDICTION

Makes me piss on floors

And go home with these scabby whores

I took too much LSD

Now I'm at ICU at Emory

Dope

Like a pound or a key

Doin’it all in the back of somebody’s 300e

Don’t even look at me I’m lost

No matter what the cost

I’ll be snortin’ frost

My life, coin toss

Ruffinals, percodan, blowin’ four grand

Dimerol, white blotter, 16 grams

In my body right now

I’m so foul

I just lost all control of my bowels

Facing

The corner of a basement

My mouth tastin’

Aluminum, Freebasin’

What’s wrong with Jason?

Look, I really don’t know

But he’s gonna have to go

Every time I see that fool he’s on blow

I regurgitate

Tell my girl to go masturbate

I know it’s late

Huffin’ on paint and Quaker State

Drinkin’ Robetussin when I got no fundin’

Inhalin’ Scotch Guard in the front yard

The neighbor’s know I’m crazy

My momma knows I’m lazy

And I just slapped the fuck outta some lady

Goin’ in and outta treatment

Cause my life’s so sickening

But it don’t matter

Cause nothing stops

MY ADDICTION

Makes me piss on floors

And go home with these scabby whores

I took too much LSD

Now I'm at ICU at Emory

My addiction….'


I swear, this isn't about me :bigrin:

[Skater Boy]

"Li-Lo" (aka Lindsay Lohan) how many times is that girl gonna hit the rehab clinic??? Seems like she's there every other week!

(It was either her or Amy Winehouse)

[Sarasvati]

Self indulgence

[MarieDelta]

Solo sex

[domill]

Solo sex

duet (Bernie Taupin is not dead!!!)