New Game, Label Recognition.

[onewhocares]

cocksman....as in rowing

[raistkit]

row, row, row your boat

kit

[MarieDelta]

Star Trek V: The Final Frontier.

[Fizban]

Sean Connery... Original choice for Sybock in Star Trek V: The Final Frontier. The words in the film "Sha Ka Ree" are a play on of his name.

[naive]

james bond

[scubaman]

007 Secret Agent Man

[shameless agitator]

Get Smart

[naive]

get smart was my first thought too.

KAOS and CONTROL

[shameless agitator]

Dr. Claw

[Sarasvati]

Talons

[naive]

birds of prey

[shameless agitator]

Let us Prey(Judas Priest album)

[biwords]

Anton LaVey and his children

[kitten]

Satanic rituals and shaved heads

[Sapphrodite]

Hari Krishnias (okay maybe not as 'Satanic' but definitely bald)

[naive]

the beatles

[Skater Boy]

cockroaches

[Cesca]

Users

[naive]

abusers

[MarieDelta]

politicians

[darkeyes]

Fib tellers

[Sarasvati]

Civilsed People

[raistkit]

one eyed one horned flying purple people eater (lol)

kit

[transcendMental]

"Great horny toads!"

[Sarasvati]

Dinner

[darkeyes]

It wos very nice ta.. Kate did er usual yummie job!!:bigrin:

[Sarasvati]

darkeyes on toast

[darkeyes]

tee hee... kate can hav that ne time...:bigrin:

[Sarasvati]

Cuddlier Kate then

[Skater Boy]

"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle" (Anonymous Lesbian/Feminist saying)

However...

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97/JBASHORUN/fish-bicycle.jpg

[darkeyes]

Me needs a man like an xtra hole in the head!!!

Mind u..they r fun 2 take piss outa!! tee hee.. an so easy....:tong:

[Sarasvati]

Sterility

[Skater Boy]

Vasectomy

[Sarasvati]

Bollocks to that

[Skater Boy]

Ovaries to this

[darkeyes]

Babba:tong:

[Sarasvati]

Baba O'Reilly

[biwords]

Babi Yar

[Skater Boy]

Baba Yaga ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baba_yaga )

[Sarasvati]

Cheating

[biwords]

"Eatin' ain't cheatin'" -- Kinky Friedman

[darkeyes]

depends who ya eatin...:tong:

[naive]

what's eating gilbert grape?

[kitten]

Comfort food for when their is not a "who".

(love grandma's chicken-n-dumplins)

[Sapphrodite]

Cracker Barrel Restaurant (who serves Insanely scrumptious Dumplings)

[naive]

cheese

[Skater Boy]

cliché

[naive]

Bi now, gay later

[Skater Boy]

confused

[Sarasvati]

Jeannie T

[Skater Boy]

"Billie Jean is... not my love..." as the Michael Jackson lyrics go. Wonder where that'n 'll lead... :eek:

[onewhocares]

Genie in a Bottle

[naive]

christina aguilera!

[Skater Boy]

Christina Ricci:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97/JBASHORUN/christina20ricci.jpg

[naive]

monster (the movie)

[Sarasvati]

Shiva's Linga

[Skater Boy]

Holy Cow!

[raistkit]

when in india don't eat the holy cow

kit

[Skater Boy]

When in Rome, do as the Romans.

[kitten]

Toga party

[Skater Boy]

Tupperware Party ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tupperware#Tupperware_Parties )

[naive]

pyramid schemes

[Skater Boy]

Con artists and hustlers

[naive]

playboy and playgirl

[Skater Boy]

Kleenex tissues

[naive]

lol..

bra stuffing (pants stuffing too :bigrin:)

[Skater Boy]

A pair of socks (the most common thing that men have claimed to stuff down their pants to appear "larger than life")

[leelee62]

silk stockings xxxxx shapely legs

[captslaprock]

GATER BELTS
HOW I LOVE THEM ON WOMEN

[Skater Boy]

See ya later, alligator...

...In a while, crocodile!

[Azrael]

Crikey! This could get dangerous! I'll send in my stupid expendable american wife to check it out!

[Skater Boy]

Didgeridoos and boomerangs

[darkeyes]

Oz gals... yummie...

[Skater Boy]

"Prisoner: Cell Block H" ( Australian Women's Prison TV show: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prisoner_(TV_series))

[MarieDelta]

Oz (http://www.hbo.com/oz/) Prison drama on HBO

[shameless agitator]

Variety is the spice of life

[Azrael]

Vive le difference!

[leelee62]

Chalk and Cheese xx

[Skater Boy]

Yin and Yang

[shameless agitator]

The Tao of Pooh. (my last one came in about a page and a half late, glad everybody just rolled with it)

[Skater Boy]

Christopher Robin (must get around to reading that Tao/Pooh book... I've got a copy somewhere...)

[shameless agitator]

Robin Williams (You'll love the Tao of Pooh. The Te of Piglet kicks ass too)

[Sarasvati]

Mork and Mindy and Bjork

[Skater Boy]

Iceland (isn't Bjork from there?)

[MarieDelta]

geothermal heating

[Azrael]

Semihermetic Vapor Compression Systems.

[Sarasvati]

Hermetic Tradition

[biwords]

Hermetically sealed for your protection

[shameless agitator]

Bio-Lab (The hermetically sealed bubble they had a group of people live in for 10? years)

[onewhocares]

Chocolate Labrador

[biwords]

Borzoi

[MarieDelta]

Boris Yeltsin

[Azrael]

Vodka :bigrin:

[biwords]

Russian male life expectancy; fiftysomething

[shameless agitator]

Chocolate tort. (just made one)

[onewhocares]

Chocolate Milk

[darkeyes]

Pounds on arse...:(

[onewhocares]

Pound Cake

[darkeyes]

more pounds on the arse

[Cesca]

Dieting madly

[Sarasvati]

Hopeless

[biwords]

Giving up on despair.

[Azrael]

Reaching awareness.

[Ally Kat]

finding yourself

[biwords]

Icebreaker at party: "Hi, I've just been on a wonderful voyage of self-discovery I'd like to share with you!"

[Azrael]

This is gonna sound crazy, but stay with me here...:bigrin:

[Sarasvati]

"Something's just cropped up, sorry got to go..."

[Skater Boy]

"Its nothing personal, I'm just not really into Bisexuals..."

[MarieDelta]

"you're trans?Sorry nothing personal..."

[Skater Boy]

"I'm not homophobic, BUT..."

"No really, some of my best friends are homosexuals, its just that..."

"I CAN'T be prejudiced... I've even got a Queen LP somewhere in my record collection..."

:bigrin:

[darkeyes]

Say that again anya bits cum off!!!:bigrin:

[onewhocares]

" Gee, you don't LOOK bisexual"

[MarieDelta]

Bi / Trans Pride!:bipride::female::male:
http://ocw.mit.edu/NR/rdonlyres/Special-Programs/SP-406Fall-2006/AF6B9D54-5457-43DD-9D0C-170518E6C38F/0/chp_genders.jpg

[Skater Boy]

A pride of lions:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97/JBASHORUN/_40694914_knowsleylions203.jpg

[MarieDelta]

"The Ghost and the Darkness"
http://www.impawards.com/1996/posters/ghost_and_the_darkness_ver1.jpg

[darkeyes]

Ghost in the Shell

[GreenEyedLady(GEL)]

Ghost in the machine

[darkeyes]

Me late lamented broken down Rog!!!:(

[darkeyes]

An me new improved fully workin amazin Rog!!!:bigrin:

[darkeyes]

Fully charged battries:tong:

[darkeyes]

Dead battries:(

[GreenEyedLady(GEL)]

:love:Be still my heart

[GreenEyedLady(GEL)]

Perhaps you need a hand over there ?

[darkeyes]

:bigrin:

[GreenEyedLady(GEL)]

:tong:

[darkeyes]

shhh kates on prowl.. tee hee:tong::female:

[Sarasvati]

Kate Bush

[Skater Boy]

George "Dubbya" Bush

[darkeyes]

My lil well cared for bush:tong:

[shameless agitator]

Yummy. Snack time

[Sarasvati]

darkeyes' bush with Ryvita. Very healthy option

[Skater Boy]

a bunch of Pacifist Lesbians having a naked food-fight!!!

[darkeyes]

OOOO wotta yummie thot!!!:tong::tong::bigrin::female::flag3:

[Sarasvati]

chocolate mousse wrestling

[shameless agitator]

Honey. Very sticky & takes lots of licking to get it off

[Skater Boy]

The Birds And The Bees

[darkeyes]

nookie

[shameless agitator]

Hawaiian disease lackanookie & the cure cumonawannaleiya

[biwords]

Fuckitol® isn't just another antidepressant; its patented, six-chamber, rapid-fire delivery system will take away your problems in literally no time at all. Fuckitol® isn't right for everyone. Side-effects may include death, dying, and general loss of life. Ask your doctor if Fuckitol® is right for you.

[for more, see http://www.xanga.com/trustno1986]

[MarieDelta]

Cyanide and Happiness (http://www.explosm.net/comics/1010/)

[Azrael]

Nothing says 'I love you' like blood, fire and high voltage :cool:
I am NOT joking :bigrin:

[shameless agitator]

"Hit me with your best shot, come on and fire away" Pat Benatar?

[onewhocares]

My Best Friends Wedding

[Azrael]

Four Weddings and A funeral :bigrin:

[Skater Boy]

six feet under

[MarieDelta]

The Cremation of Sam McGee
by Robert W. Service

There are strange things done in the midnight sun
By the men who moil for gold;
The Arctic trails have their secret tales
That would make your blood run cold;
The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,
But the queerest they ever did see
Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge
I cremated Sam McGee.


Now Sam McGee was from Tennessee, where the cotton blooms and blows.
Why he left his home in the South to roam ‘round the Pole, God only knows.
He was always cold, but the land of gold seemed to hold him like a spell;
Though he’d often say in his homely way that “he’d sooner live in hell.”

On a Christmas Day we were mushing our way over the Dawson trail.
Talk of your cold! through the parka’s fold it stabbed like a driven nail.
If our eyes we’d close, then the lashes froze till sometimes we couldn’t see;
It wasn’t much fun, but the only one to whimper was Sam McGee.
And that very night, as we lay packed tight in our robes beneath the snow,
And the dogs were fed, and the stars o’erhead were dancing heel and toe,
He turned to me, and “Cap,” says he, “I’ll cash in this trip, I guess;
And if I do, I’m asking that you won’t refuse my last request.”

Well, he seemed so low that I couldn’t say no; then he says with a sort of moan:
“It’s the cursed cold, and it’s got right hold till I’m chilled clean through to the bone.
Yet ‘taint being dead—it’s my awful dread of the icy grave that pains;
So I want you to swear that, foul or fair, you’ll cremate my last remains.”

A pal’s last need is a thing to heed, so I swore I would not fail;
And we started on at the streak of dawn; but God! he looked ghastly pale.
He crouched on the sleigh, and he raved all day of his home in Tennessee;
And before nightfall a corpse was all that was left of Sam McGee.
There wasn’t a breath in that land of death, and I hurried, horror-driven,
With a corpse half hid that I couldn’t get rid, because of a promise given;
It was lashed to the sleigh, and it seemed to say: “You may tax your brawn and brains,
But you promised true, and it’s up to you to cremate those last remains.”

Now a promise made is a debt unpaid, and the trail has its own stern code.
In the days to come, though my lips were dumb, in my heart how I cursed that load.
In the long, long night, by the lone firelight, while the huskies, round in a ring,
Howled out their woes to the homeless snows—O God! how I loathed the thing.
And every day that quiet clay seemed to heavy and heavier grow;
And on I went, though the dogs were spent and the grub was getting low;
The trail was bad, and I felt half mad, but I swore I would not give in;
And I’d often sing to the hateful thing, and it hearkened with a grin.

Till I came to the marge of Lake Lebarge, and a derelict there lay;
It was jammed in the ice, but I saw in a trice it was called the “Alice May.”
And I looked at it, and I thought a bit, and I looked at my frozen chum;
Then “Here,” said I, with a sudden cry, “is my cre-ma-tor-eum.”

Some planks I tore from the cabin floor, and I lit the boiler fire;
Some coal I found that was lying around, and I heaped the fuel higher;
The flames just soared and the furnace roared—such a blaze you seldom see;
Then I burrowed a hole in the glowing coal, and I stuffed in Sam McGee.
Then I made a hike, for I didn’t like to hear him sizzle so;
And the heavens scowled, and the huskies howled, and the wind began to blow.
It was icy cold, but the hot sweat rolled down my cheeks, and I don’t know why;
And the greasy smoke in an inky cloak went streaking down the sky.
I do not know how long in the snow I wrestled with grisly fear;
But the stars came out and they danced about ere again I ventured near;
I was sick with dread, but I bravely said: “I’ll just take a peep inside.
I guess he’s cooked, and it’s time I looked;” . . . then the door I opened wide.

And there sat Sam, looking cool and calm, in the heart of the furnace roar;
And he wore a smile you could see a mile, and he said: “Please close that door.
It’s fine in here, but I greatly fear you’ll let in the cold and storm—
Since I left Plumtree, down in Tennessee, it’s the first time I’ve been warm.”

There are strange things done in the midnight sun
By the men who moil for gold;
The Arctic trails have their secret tales
That would make your blood run cold;
The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,
But the queerest they ever did see
Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge
I cremated Sam McGee.

[Skater Boy]

ashes to ashes, dust to dust

[biwords]

Here lays Butch,
We planted him raw.
He was quick on the trigger,
But slow on the draw.
--Silver City, Nevada

[biwords]

[Can't resist another of the same genre:]

Here lies
Lester Moore
Four slugs
From a .44
No Les
No More.
--Boot Hill Cemetery, Tombstone, Arizona

[MarieDelta]

ACTORS

On a Memorial Tablet in Holy Trinity Church,
Stratford-on-Avon
We counterfeited once for your disport
Men’s joy and sorrow: but our day has passed.
We pray you pardon all where we fell short
Seeing we were your servants to this last.

[Sarasvati]

Butlers Marston

[MarieDelta]

Soho.

[Skater Boy]

"You can't turn a 'ho' into a housewife" (anonymous popular saying. At least in some social circles)

[Sarasvati]

Shrew

[MarieDelta]

"Kiss Me Kate" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0045963/)

[Sarasvati]

"Kiss me Hardy"

[darkeyes]

"Kiss me arse":bigrin:

[MarieDelta]

Please?

[onewhocares]

Never beg!!!

[biwords]

If I have to sleep on your doorstep
All night and day just to keep you from walkin' away
Let your friends laugh, even this I can stand
Because I want to keep you any way I can

Ain't too proud to beg, sweet darlin'
Please don't leave me girl, don't you go
Ain't to proud to plead, baby, baby
Please don't leave me girl, don't you go

--The Temptations

[MarieDelta]

Cheap Trick - I Want You To Want Me

"I want you to want me.
I need you to need me.
Id love you to love me.
Im beggin you to beg me.

I want you to want me.
I need you to need me.
Id love you to love me.
Ill shine up the old brown shoes, put on a brand-new shirt.
Ill get home early from work if you say that you love me.

Didnt i, didnt i, didnt I see you cryin?
Oh, didnt i, didnt i, didnt I see you cryin?
Feelin all alone without a friend, you know you feel like dyin.
Oh, didnt i, didnt i, didnt I see you cryin? "

[onewhocares]

Please Dry My Tears

[Herbwoman39]

Blue Eyes Cryin' In The Rain

[GreenEyedLady(GEL)]

Purple Rain -
never meant to cause you any sorrow
I never meant to cause you any pain
I only wanted one time to see you laughing
I only want to see you laughing in the purple rain
purple rain, purple rain
I only want to see you bathing in the purple rain

[darkeyes]

Purple knickers..

[GreenEyedLady(GEL)]

The Scottsman

[MarieDelta]

Frans late Rog

[GreenEyedLady(GEL)]

Fran's playmate

[darkeyes]

NAGGY KNICKERS!!!!!!! Me luffs ya!!!!!!!:tong:

[GreenEyedLady(GEL)]

naggy knickers hmmmm
you stumpted me rat bag lol

[darkeyes]

Kate Gel....me pet name for er...

An who's a rat bag ya tart???:tong:

[MarieDelta]

Pie:tongue:;)

[biwords]

The Queen of Tarts, she stole some hearts....

[darkeyes]

.. she went down Tynie 2 watch the Jam Tarts!!!!!:bigrin:

[Herbwoman39]

Jam and pastries

[MarieDelta]

Toast song - Heywood Banks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHlNpUoHOcQ)

all around the country coast to coast,
people always say what do you like most,
I don't wanna brag i don't wanna boast,
I always tell 'em I like toast.

yeah TOAST yeah TOAST

i get up in the mornin' bout six AM,
have a little jelly have a little jam,
take a piece of bread put it in the slot,
push down the lever and the wires gets hot,
i get toast.

yeah TOAST yeah TOAST

now there's no secret to toasting perfection,
there's a dial on the side and you make your selection,
push to the dark or the light and then,
if it pops too soon press down again,
make toast.

yeah TOAST yeah TOAST

when the first caveman drove in from the drags,
didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs,
must have been a genius got it in his head,
plug the toaster in the wall,
buy a bag of bread,
make toast.

yeah TOAST yeah TOAST

oui monsieur bonjour coquette,
uh huh croissante vous a ver,
maurice chevalier effeil tower,
oh oui maria bagette bon soir,

FRENCH TOAST FRENCH TOAST

in chicago around the Bob and Tom show

YEAH TOAST

[Skater Boy]

champagne

[darkeyes]

Tickly nose... tee hee:bigrin:

[MarieDelta]

feather

[Skater Boy]

"Birds of a feather flock together"

[Sarasvati]

A murder of crows

[Skater Boy]

Alfred Hitchcock ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Birds_%28film%29 )

[MarieDelta]

Hamlet (Hitchcok_>North by Northwest-> Hamlet "crazy North by Northwest")

[biwords]

Crazy dancing go-go girls

[Sarasvati]

Wake me up before you

[Skater Boy]

Wham!

[onewhocares]

Bye George......Michael that is.

[MarieDelta]

Order of St Michael and St George (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_St_Michael_and_St_George)

[raistkit]

st george and the dragon, awsome story

kit

[naive]

rugby

[shameless agitator]

OUCH! (At 125 lbs should have never tried that game)

[naive]

max payne - i'm 65 kgs (143 lbs) and even i wont try it ;p

[shameless agitator]

Bullet time (be interesting to see where people go with that one)

[Sapphrodite]

hehehe the Silver Bullet ;)

[naive]

vampyrs

[onewhocares]

Garlic

[naive]

halitosis

[onewhocares]

breath mint

[darkeyes]

Toothpaste

[Sapphrodite]

OMG that really yummy vanilla mint Crest

[onewhocares]

Old fashion toothpaste helps prevents scaring on burns...it really works.

[MarieDelta]

Neosporin (for wounds)

[Skater Boy]

Aspirin (for pain relief)

[Herbwoman39]

Salicylic acid (the major active component in Aspirin)

[MarieDelta]

Willow bark (where you can get Salicylic acid )

[darkeyes]

Buffy's m8... an hope er bite is worse than er bark...:tong:

[Sarasvati]

Scooby Doo in drag

[Skater Boy]

People who dress their Chihuahua dogs up in tiny little clothes. (not un-akin to Paris Hilton)

[Sarasvati]

Crufts

[MarieDelta]

The Upper Crust(a bunch of crumbs held together by dough!)

[Skater Boy]

Geology (the layers of the Earth are: Crust, Upper Mantle, Mantle, Outer Core, Inner Core. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth_crust )

[MarieDelta]

Oh Schist! (http://geology.about.com/library/bl/images/blschist.htm)

[Skater Boy]

"sheisse" ( http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sheisse )

[Sarasvati]

Hot flush

[MarieDelta]

Royal Flush

[Sarasvati]

King Bog III

[onewhocares]

The Man Who Would Be King

[Sarasvati]

That's me

[MarieDelta]

"I Did it My Way" - Frank Sinatra

[onewhocares]

Ole Blue Eyes

[Sarasvati]

That's me too

[captslaprock]

TOO FULL OF ONES SELF

[Skater Boy]

complacency and arrogance (in reference to CAPTS' post)

[naive]

pole up the arse

[Skater Boy]

Anally retentive

[onewhocares]

Yummy.....ANAL

[naive]

verbal diarrhoea

[onewhocares]

No...Simple PLEASURE

[Skater Boy]

"simple things please simple minds"

[naive]

ignorance is bliss!!

[Sarasvati]

Lord Byron

[raistkit]

" he's a poet, he does not know it, but his feet show it"

kit

[onewhocares]

Lord Biwords

[darkeyes]

luffly windbag:bigrin::tong:

[captslaprock]

A GOOD BLOW

[biwords]

a graceful backhand

[onewhocares]

J O B

[Sarasvati]

Perplexed

[MarieDelta]

Strerile or Seminal Confusion?

[onewhocares]

Just plain ole confused for me.....but then again..it must be the blonde in me.

[biwords]

Still confused by onewhocares' "J O B", above

[MarieDelta]

Confused? Just think how I feel, LMAO (it goes with captslaprocks post (http://main.bisexual.com/forum/showpost.php?p=76716&postcount=2485) btw)

[biwords]

Sheesh, I should have picked that up (blush)! Thanks.

[Herbwoman39]

slow on the uptake ;)

[darkeyes]

Slow...wiv pash... buildin up 2 a crescenda of noise...

[MarieDelta]

Music, to my ears

[captslaprock]

MUSIC TO SOOTH THE SOUL

[Sarasvati]

I Got A Woman

[shameless agitator]

"I know a gal who lives on the hill. She won't do it but her sister will." (army cadence)

[onewhocares]

First, to settle the confusion...My response of JOB was to the " Good Blow". I wanted to be the next responder but someone snuck in. When I went to submit the origional entry of JOB the site said the response must be of at least five spaces....so hence,,,J O B. I am sorry for the confusion, which it seems continues past that post.


Now back to the question at hand....

The sister is rather discriminating. Sounds like my kind of thinking.

The person below is amused by the intensity of the respondents of this game.