New Game, Label Recognition.

[Doggie_Wood]

Tumble-Ina (Mattel Toys - a tumbling doll)

[MarieDelta]

Kinky-as-a-slinky

[onewhocares]

Slinky, Slinky, it's a wonderful toy....SLinky, Slinky, great fun for a girl and a boy...... ( Old commercial jingle)

[captslaprock]

SLINKIN UNDER THE DESK & MAKIN BELLE SMILE

[Skater Boy]

Cunnilingus

[MarieDelta]

Felatio

[Not2str8]

Felatio Alger

[onewhocares]

Alger the name of one of our dearest friends.

[Doggie_Wood]

Allgie - green stuff at the bottom of the water

[MarieDelta]

Blue Green Algae (http://www.klamathbluegreen.com/)

[shameless agitator]

New age hippie shit

[Annika L]

Very green grass

[darkeyes]

Triff smokies:bigrin:

[darkeyes]

ooo yea...leads me on..Arbroath Smokies.....mmmmmm luffly grub....

[MarieDelta]

mmmm Lets see...

A nice bbq'd tri tip with a baked potato and a salad , with a cold beer to wash it down with.

[captslaprock]

CEDAR PLANK GRILLED NY STRIP STEAKS MARINATED IN CAJUN SAUCE

[shameless agitator]

Smoked brisket thinly sliced, good potato salad & a glass of lemonade

[TaylorMade]

A good summer day.

*Taylor*

[Sarasvati]

Wintertime love

[Skater Boy]

A real, open fire...

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97/JBASHORUN/14103-Fireplace_.jpg

[gfofbiguy]

"Come on baby, light my fire..." ~~The Doors

[TaylorMade]

Jim Morrison..

http://www.differentplace.net/blog/poldo/wp-content/jim_morrison_big.jpg

*Taylor*

[Sarasvati]

You're lost little girl

[onewhocares]

I have the best sense of direction. A gift.

[TaylorMade]

The Gift.

*Taylor*

[darkeyes]

The gift of life...

[MarieDelta]

DNA...

[onewhocares]

CPR to avoid the ER

[Sarasvati]

Elizabeth Regina

[darkeyes]

Parasitical ole tart wiv loadsa dosh an big houses all ova the place whoshud b put in an ole folks home in Hackney wiv arsehole hubbie!

[Azrael]

Parasitical ole tart wiv loadsa dosh an big houses all ova the place whoshud b put in an ole folks home in Hackney wiv arsehole hubbie!

Umm, er, Leona Helmsley?
:bigrin:
Go ahead, clock me. I enjoy it.

[Skater Boy]

Parasitical ole tart wiv loadsa dosh an big houses all ova the place whoshud b put in an ole folks home in Hackney wiv arsehole hubbie!

The French Revolution

(surely the guillotine would be more dramatic than sticking her in an old folks home?)

[darkeyes]

The Commonwealth Protectorate

[Sarasvati]

Ignatius Loyola

[darkeyes]

Umm, er, Leona Helmsley?
:bigrin:
Go ahead, clock me. I enjoy it.

Wy? she a rich parasitical ole bag 2 wiv an overbearin tosser for a hubbie an a brooda wankers for kids an grankids?

[darkeyes]

Ignatius Loyola

Ignitean lay lola

[captslaprock]

IGNATIUS RISING

[Skater Boy]

Self Ignition (aka spontaneous combustion)

[Azrael]

Immolation is the sincerest form of flattery.
-Henry Rollins

[CuddlyKate]

Ignitean lay lola

Dont u dare!

[Skater Boy]

Well I'm not the worlds most masculine man,
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man,
And so is lola,
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola

("Lola" by The Kinks)

[shameless agitator]

"Layla, you got me on my knees, Layla I'm beggin darlin please"~ "Layla" written by Eric Clapton for his friend George Harrison's wife. This song was the reason George & Eric never played together again.

[Sarasvati]

Majnun

[gfofbiguy]

Unrequited love

[shameless agitator]

Heartache

[Cesca]

One I care for.

[darkeyes]

Two me adores:bigrin:

[MarieDelta]

Mother & Child Reunion - Paul Simon


No I would not give you false hope
On this strange and mournful day
But the mother and child reu-nion
Is only a motion away, oh, little darling of mine.
I cant for the life of me
Remember a sadder day
I know they say let it be
But it just dont work out that way
And the course of a lifetime runs
Over and over again

No I would not give you false hope
On this strange and mournful day
But the mother and child reu-nion
Is only a motion away, oh, little darling of mine.

I just cant believe its so,
And though it seems strange to say
I never been laid so low
In such a mysterious way
And the course of a lifetime runs
Over and over again

But I would not give you false hope
On this strange and mournful day
When the mother and child reu-nion
Is only a motion away,
Oh, oh the mother and child reunion
Is only a motion away
Oh the mother and child reu-nion
Is only a moment away

[Sarasvati]

Motherless Child - by either Clapton or Malmsteen

[Skater Boy]

Oh gosh... Yngwie Malmsteen...

Overweight middle-aged rock gods with long hair, frilly white shirts and excessively tight leather trousers...

[MarieDelta]

Ozzie Osbourne?

[captslaprock]

DISFUNCTIONAL FAMILY

[Skater Boy]

The Simpsons

[naive]

four fingered funnies

[darkeyes]

lil lite fingered fun wiv n numba of fingies...:bigrin:

[MarieDelta]

Moma Rosey Palm and her five harlot daughters

[darkeyes]

Harlot?? she lets em charge for it?? God..shockin...:bigrin:

[Skater Boy]

Harlot?? she lets em charge for it??

A "mutually favorable exchange".

[MarieDelta]

What did the hooker say to the client?

It's been a business doing pleasure with you...:bigrin:

[darkeyes]

Me wos bout 6 wen me heard that one Marie...nuthin new???:bigrin:

[Skater Boy]

Me wos bout 6 wen me heard that one Marie...nuthin new???:bigrin:

Here's one...

Q: What d'ya call a lesbian with long finger nails?

A: Single!!!

Was it an improvement on Marie's??? :rolleyes:

[tracie18]

Joke hahaha

[MarieDelta]

A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally, he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.
"Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son who just died recently."

"I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "Is there anything I can do for you?"

"Yes," she said. "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Goodbye mother'? It would make me feel much better."

"Sure," answered the young man. As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye mother!"

As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50. "How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"

"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.

[TaylorMade]

Screwed!

*Taylor*

[Skater Boy]

Screwed!

Screw-driver (either the tool or the drink)

[shameless agitator]

Screwball (like my landlady)

[Azrael]

Schizophrenic like some of my friends, for real

[Skater Boy]

"Just keep taking the 400mg of Amisulpiride daily, and we'll see you again in another 6 months for a review."

[Skater Boy]

"Just keep taking the 400mg of Amisulpiride daily, and we'll see you again in another 6 months for a review."

No wait:

"We'd be less inclined to reduce the dosage of your medication... after all, we've had some fairly promising results up until now."

[Skater Boy]

No wait:

"We'd be less inclined to reduce the dosage of your medication... after all, we've had some fairly promising results up until now."

Or maybe:

"Oh, you're getting out of the house from time to time... that is good to hear... do keep up the good work... its all part of the process of rehabilitation."

[Doggie_Wood]

Rehabilitation?

the thorazine shuffle

[Skater Boy]

the iPod shuffle

[Doggie_Wood]

the iPod shuffle= iPod Nano


Nano Technology (Nano-Bots)

[MarieDelta]

Robin Williams (Nano technology-> "Nano-Nano"->Mork& Mindy)

[captslaprock]

OSCAR WINNER

[Skater Boy]

Oscar Wilde

[MarieDelta]

'"The Ballad of Reading Gaol" - Oscar Wilde

[shameless agitator]

The ballad of John & Yoko

[Sarasvati]

Bed in

[Skater Boy]

Bedouin Birthing Blanket

[darkeyes]

Bedouin Sunday an bet the lil gorge bugga don let us ly in it 2 long....:(:bigrin:

[MarieDelta]

"Sunday, Bloody Sunday" - U2

I can't believe the news today
I can't close my eyes and make it go away.
How long, how long must we sing this song?
How long, how long?
'Cos tonight
We can be as one, tonight.

Broken bottles under children's feet
Bodies strewn across the dead-end street.
But I won't heed the battle call
It puts my back up, puts my back up against the wall.

Sunday, bloody Sunday.
Sunday, bloody Sunday.
Sunday, bloody Sunday.
Sunday, bloody Sunday.
Oh, let's go.

And the battle's just begun
There's many lost, but tell me who has won?
The trenches dug within our hearts
And mothers, children, brothers, sisters
Torn apart.

Sunday, bloody Sunday.
Sunday, bloody Sunday.

How long, how long must we sing this song?
How long, how long?
'Cos tonight
We can be as one, tonight.
Sunday, bloody Sunday.
Sunday, bloody Sunday.

Wipe the tears from your eyes
Wipe your tears away.
I'll wipe your tears away.
I'll wipe your tears away.
I'll wipe your bloodshot eyes.
Sunday, bloody Sunday.
Sunday, bloody Sunday.

And it's true we are immune
When fact is fiction and TV reality.
And today the millions cry
We eat and drink while tomorrow they die.

The real battle just begun
To claim the victory Jesus won
On...

Sunday, bloody Sunday
Sunday, bloody Sunday..

[shameless agitator]

"Welcome To 1984"

Who would Jesus bomb? Yeah, who would Jesus kill?
The double talk is past surreal
The word of god is now the word of hate
War is peace, and freedom is the police state
Can't you see the writing on the wall?
Democracy lays trampled on the floor...

You better believe that...
Hell yeah I'm confused for sure what I thought was the New Millennium is 1984!
Mr. Orwell from the grave, adding fresh ink to the page
As the unpresident declares an endless war...
Welcome to 1984!

Feels like Nazi Germany, and Hitler on TV,
As the unpresident spews his homophobic speech
Didn't the Allies fought a war to end extremist fascist law
So tell me NOW what the fuck are we fighting for?

I just can not take it anymore
Democracy lays trampled on the floor...
Man, isn't freedom great?!?!

Hell yeah I'm confused for sure what I thought was the New Millennium is 1984!
Mr. Orwell from the grave, adding fresh ink to the page
As the unpresident declares an endless war...

Now we've got...
Armies of peace, armed to the teeth, delivering death to make the world a better place
So celebrate the weapons spending, say a toast to Armageddon, raise some hell!
We're all headed straight to hell!!!

Hell yeah I'm confused for sure what I thought was the New Millennium is 1984!
Mr. Orwell from the grave, adding fresh ink to the page
As the unpresident declares an endless war...
Welcome to 1984!~Anti-Flag "Welcome to 1984"

[captslaprock]

WWJD?

[MarieDelta]

WWJJD? (What Would Joan Jett Do?)

[darkeyes]

WTFCMB... g? (who the fuk cares marie babes... giggles):tong:

[GreenEyedLady(GEL)]

Who wants to fuk marie ? :tongue:

[MarieDelta]

disappointed :(

[Skater Boy]

discombobulated

[Azrael]

Cattywompoused :bigrin:

[darkeyes]

Arsekisdanalottapuss

[Doggie_Wood]

I'll fuk Marie's Arse - kisd - ana - lottapuss - orzit - azz :bigrin:

[darkeyes]

I'll fuk Marie's Arse - kisd - ana - lottapuss - orzit - azz :bigrin:

Glad Ran only guessed at me middle name..an stay way from my lil puss... its spoken for...:bigrin:

[darkeyes]

An talkin of Ran..me misses er..soppy cow that she is!!:(

[MarieDelta]

You've got A Friend - Carole King

When you're down and troubled
and you need a helping hand
and nothing, oh nothing is going right,
close your eyes and think of me
and soon I will be there
to brighten up even your darkest night.

You just call out my name
and you know wherever I am
I´ll come running, oh yeah baby, to see you again.
Winter, spring, summer or fall,
all you got to do is call
and I'll be there yeah yeah yeah
you've got a friend.

If the sky above you
should turn dark and full of clouds
and that old north wind should begin to blow,
keep your head together
and call my name out loud now
soon I'll be knocking upon your door.
You just call out my name
and you know wherever I am
I´ll come running, oh yes I will, to see you again.

Winter, spring, summer or fall,
all you got to do is call
and I'll be there yeah yeah yeah.

Ain´t it good to know
that you´ve got a friend
people can be so cold
they'll hurt you and desert you
well they'll take your soul if you let them
oh yeah don't you let them.

You just call out my name
and you know wherever I am
I´ll come running to see you again
Oh baby don´t you know now.
Winter, spring, summer or fall,
hey, now, all you gotta do is call
cos I'll be there yeah yeah yeah

you've got a friend, you've got a friend yeah,
ain't it good to know you've got a friend
ain't it good to know you've got a friend
Oh yeah yeah, you've got a friend

[Skater Boy]

"Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer" (Sun Tzu)

[pir8mm]

"Close your eyes and keep your mind wide open."

[darkeyes]

"When there is no 1 better to do keep your knickers on and your legs shut."

[MarieDelta]

"Put your big girl knickers on and deal with it."

[darkeyes]

wen the wrong person is bout the big girl knicks r on an stay on...take me word for it!!!

[shameless agitator]

knick knack pattywack give your dog a bone

[MarieDelta]

AC/DC - Given The Dog A Bone


She take you down easy
Going down to her knees
Going down to the devil
Down down at ninety degrees
She blowing me crazy
'til my ammunition is dry
She's using her head again
She's using her head
She's using her head again
I'm justa giving the dog a bone
Giving the dog a bone, giving the dog a bone
Giving the dog a bone, giving the dog a bone

She's no Mona Lisa
No she's no playboy star
But she'll send you to heaven
Then explode you to Mars
She's using her head again
She's using her head
She's using her head again
I'm justa giving the dog a bone
Giving the dog a bone, giving the dog a bone
Giving the dog a bone, giving the dog a bone

She's got the power of union
She only hits when it's hot
And if she likes what you're doing
She'll give you the lot give it everything I got
Just giving the dog a bone

Giving the dog a bone, giving the dog a bone
Giving the dog a bone, giving the dog a bone
Giving the dog a bone, giving the dog a bone
Giving the dog a bone, giving the dog a bone

I'm justa giving the dog a bone
Giving the dog a bone, giving the dog a bone
I'm justa giving the dog a bone

[captslaprock]

CHEW ON THIS BONE

[darkeyes]

Gross!

[Skater Boy]

Denial is not a river in Egypt, lol.

(jk Fran... I know you passionately hate everything even remotely masculine :bigrin:)

[darkeyes]

Denial is not a river in Egypt, lol.

(jk Fran... I know you passionately hate everything even remotely masculine :bigrin:)

Don hate at all babes..jus don wan em pawin all ova me an stickin ther bits wer they aint wanted!! As peeps..me ratha likes guys..lots of em... jus not inta shaggin em:)

[onewhocares]

Equal Opportunity Lover

[Doggie_Wood]

Lover Undercover

[gfofbiguy]

Part Time Lover

[onewhocares]

Pacino Man Lover

[darkeyes]

JD lover:bigrin::tong:

[onewhocares]

Southern Comfort prefered here.

[raistkit]

Southern Nights

kit

[darkeyes]

Pash nites..wiv tongue:bigrin:

[MarieDelta]

ALL I WANNA DO IS MAKE LOVE TO YOU - HEART

"...All I wanna do is make love to you
One night of love was all we knew
All wanna do is make love to you
I've got lovin' arms to hold on to

Oh, oooh, we made love
Love like strangers
All night long
We made love..."

[Skater Boy]

I don't want you to be no slave
I don't want you to work all day
I don't want you to be true
I just want to make love to you

I don't want you to wash my clothes
I don't want you to keep my home
I don't want your money too
I just want to make love to you

Well I can see by the way that you switch and walk
And I can tell by the way that you baby talk
And I know by the way that you treat your man
I wanna love you baby, it's a cryin' shame

I don't want you to bake my bread
I don't want you to make my bed
I don't want you cause I'm sad and blue
I just want to make love to you


("I Just Want To Make Love To You" by Muddy Water/Willie Dixon)

[MarieDelta]

Gone Daddy Gone -Violent Femmes

Beautiful girl lovely dress
high school smiles oh yes
beautiful girl lovely dress
where she is now I can only guess
cause it's gone daddy gone
your love is gone
gone daddy gone
the love is gone away
when I see you
eyes will turn blue
when I see you
thousand eyes turnin blue
tell by the way you that you switch and walk
I can see by the way that you baby talk
I can know by the way you treat your man
I can love you baby til it's a cryin
beatiful girl lovely dress
15 smiles oh yes
beautiful girl lovely dress
where she is now I can only guess

[shameless agitator]

The Righteous Brothers "You've Lost That lovin' Feelin'"

You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips.
And there's no tenderness like before in your fingertips.
You're trying hard not to show it, (baby).
But baby, baby I know it...

You've lost that lovin' feeling,
Whoa, that lovin' feeling,
You've lost that lovin' feeling,
Now it's gone...gone...gone...wooooooh.

Now there's no welcome look in your eyes when I reach for you.
And now your're starting to critisize little things I do.
It makes me just feel like crying, (baby).
'Cause baby, something in you is dying.

You lost that lovin' feeling,
Whoa, that lovin' feeling,
You've lost that lovin' feeling,
Now it's gone...gone...gone...woooooah

Baby, baby, I get down on my knees for you.

If you would only love me like you used to do, yeah.

We had a love...a love...a love you don't find everyday.

So don't...don't...don't...don't let it slip away.

Baby (baby), baby (baby),
I beg of you please...please,
I need your love (I need your love), I need your love (I need your love),
So bring it on back (So bring it on back), Bring it on back (so bring it on back).

Bring back that lovin' feeling,
Whoa, that lovin' feeling
Bring back that lovin' feeling,
'Cause it's gone...gone...gone,
and I can't go on,
noooo...

Bring back that lovin' feeling,
Whoa, that lovin' feeling
Bring back that lovin' feeling,
'Cause it's gone...gone...

[Skater Boy]

Tragedy
When the feelings gone and you can't go on
Its tragedy
When the morning cries and you don't know why
Its hard to bear
With no-one to love you you're
Goin' nowhere
Tragedy
When you lose control and you got no soul
Its tragedy
When the morning cries and you don't know why
Its hard to bear
With no-one to love you you're
Goin' nowhere

("Tragedy" by the Bee Gees)

[Sarasvati]

I left my pink parasol on the upper deck of a Birmingham bus oh bother, oh bother

[Skater Boy]

Ugly Betty

["Parasol" (para sol)= hispano por "for sun" -> Mexico -> Guadalajara -> Betty]

[darkeyes]

Bette Davis

[onewhocares]

Gena Davis

[darkeyes]

juicy lips funny eyes luffly figure

[Doggie_Wood]

Fran .....

[MarieDelta]

Girl U Want - Devo

She sings from somewhere you cant see
She sits in the top of the greenest tree
She sends out an aroma of undefined love
It drips on down in a mist from above

Shes just the girl, just the girl
That u want
Shes just the girl, just the girl
That u want

You hear her calling everywhere you turn
You know youre headed for the pleasure burn
But the words get stuck on the tip of your tongue
Shes the real thing but you knew it all along

Shes just the girl, just the girl
That u want
Shes just the girl, just the girl
That u want

Look at you with your mouth watering
Look at you with your mind reeling
Why dont we just admit its all over
Just the girl u want

Shes just the girl, just the girl
That u want
Shes just the girl, just the girl
That u want

She sings from somewhere you cant see
She sits in the top of the greenest tree
She sends out an aroma of undefined lust
It drips on down in a mist from above

Shes just the girl, just the girl
That u want
Shes just the girl, just the girl
That u want

Look at you with your mouth watering
Look at you with your mind spinnin
Why dont we just admit its all over
Just the girl u want

Shes just the girl, just the girl
That u want
Shes just the girl, just the girl
That u want
Shes just the girl, just the girl
That u want
Shes just the girl, just the girl

[Sarasvati]

copper kettles carry comfort killing coughs and colds

[captslaprock]

COLD & FLU SEASON

[kk-n-tk]

Sneezing, Coughing, Feeling like Crap

[Sarasvati]

crabs

[darkeyes]

me gran

[darkeyes]

er granddaughter afta bad trip 2 tesco:(

[onewhocares]

Tasso

[Fizban]

Cajun

[Doggie_Wood]

blackend shrimp and lobster tail

[captslaprock]

BLACKENED RIB EYE WITH CRAB MEAT & LOBSTER SAUCE

[biDbigguy]

Arnaud's

[gfofbiguy]

Acme Oyster House

[GreenEyedLady(GEL)]

Blue Oyster Cult

[darkeyes]

Rude Oyster Clit:bigrin:

[onewhocares]

Perfectly chilled Malpeque or Wellfleet Oysters with Pink Peppercorn Mignonette with a frozen Elite Stoli shooter.....YUM

[darkeyes]

Haddie Chips plenty salt sauce an vinegar two roundsa bread an butta ... cuppa 2 wash it down an ice cream an peaches for aftas...result..fat arse!! But jeez its bill!

[Sarasvati]

Haggis neeps and tatties

[darkeyes]

For once.. sense... tee hee... luffly grub:bigrin:

[captslaprock]

GRUB WORMS

[Sarasvati]

The Diet of Worms

[MarieDelta]

How to eat fried worms (http://www.amazon.com/How-Fried-Worms-Thomas-Rockwell/dp/0440445450)

[Doggie_Wood]

Fried Peanutbutter & Banana sandwiches (the King's favorite)

[transcendMental]

Fried peanut-butter and marshmallow sandwiches.

[leelee62]

Toasted marshmallow

[darkeyes]

Toasted tootsies:tong:

[MarieDelta]

Lady Fingers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_Finger_(cookie))

[onewhocares]

The Finger Lakes

[gb11vt18]

Lake Michigan

[MarieDelta]

Lake Erie

[leelee62]

eriee feelings !!!

[onewhocares]

Erie, Pennsylvania

[MarieDelta]

"Philadelphia Freedom" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philadelphia_Freedom_(song)) - Elton John

[onewhocares]

Philly Cheese Steak............the BEST

[Skater Boy]

Monterey Jack cheese ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monterey_jack )

[miss_alexis_js]

Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers

(with Monterey Jack, the mouse)

[naive]

male strippers

[onewhocares]

Chippendales

[darkeyes]

Old furniture

[MarieDelta]

Antique Road Show

[darkeyes]

Sundays on Auntie

[onewhocares]

Sunday in the Park with George

[MarieDelta]

Saturday In The Park - Chicago

Saturday in the park
I think it was the fourth of july
Saturday in the park
I think it was the fourth of july
People dancing, people laughing
A man selling ice cream
Singing italian songs
(fake italian lyric)
Can you dig it (yes, I can)
And Ive been waiting such a long time
For saturday

Saturday in the park
Youd think it was the fourth of july
Saturday in the park
Youd think it was the fourth of july
People talking, really smiling
A man playing guitar
Singing for us all
Will you help him change the world
Can you dig it (yes, I can)
And Ive been waiting such a long time
For today

Slow motion riders fly the colors of the day
A bronze man still can tell stories his own way
Listen children all is not lost
All is not lost

Funny days in the park
Every days the fourth of july
Funny days in the park
Every days the fourth of july
People reaching, people touching
A real celebration
Waiting for us all
If we want it, really want it
Can you dig it (yes, I can)
And Ive been waiting such a long time
For the day

[captslaprock]

RUNNING NAKED IN THE PARK

[darkeyes]

Canoodlin in the bushes in the park:bigrin:

[MarieDelta]

"Parking" ;)

[darkeyes]

Tickets:(

[onewhocares]

Two for the price of ONE

[darkeyes]

BOGOFs

[Skater Boy]

Ménage Ã* trois

[MarieDelta]

sung to the tune of "The Mahna Mahna song." (http://www.poppyfields.net/poppy/mahna.html)

Ménage Ã* trois
Do doo be-do-do
Ménage Ã* trois
Do do-do do
Ménage Ã* trois
Do doo be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!

[Sarasvati]

Singing

[Doggie_Wood]

Dancing

[Sarasvati]

Song and Dance Man

[gfofbiguy]

Belly dancing

[Sarasvati]

Turkish delight

[leelee62]

turkish bath

[MarieDelta]

Piss On The Wall - J.Geils band


Now some people think the world is what it ain't
To some I'm a sinner, to others a saint
Some folks say the world ain't what is is
All I know is I just got to take a wiz
Where am I goin' and where have I been
My head's in the clouds and my tail's in a spin
Jumpin' out of planes for the thrill of it all
Then I bounce back and take a Piss On The Wall
Politics - Shmolitics
They oughta save their breath
Mean streak - blue streak
They sentence me to death
Harangue me from a tree
Twist and shout until I crawl
Do the flip - do the flop
Piss On The Wall
Well the Yanks hate the Reds
And the Greeks hate the Turks
I really hate to say it
But they're all a bunch of jerks
Seems like everybody's shakin'
'Cause the big one's 'bout to fall
I'm just tryin' to hold it steady while I
Piss On The Wall

[onewhocares]

Boston Band

[hillwalker54]

Aerosmith

[darkeyes]

Peppermint Aero:bigrin:

[Sarasvati]

The Red Arrows

[MarieDelta]

Silver Bullets

[anne27]

Werewolves

[darkeyes]

lecherous dogs!

[anne27]

Horndogs

[darkeyes]

A gaggle of Curio's (God help us all!!!) tee hee:tong:

[onewhocares]

Canadian Geese

[Sarasvati]

Watch out for those beaks.....ouch!

[MarieDelta]

Ornery Lil' Peckers

[Doggie_Wood]

feedin' the chickens

[onewhocares]

Southern Fried Chicken

[darkeyes]

More pounds on the arse!!!

[MarieDelta]

More pounds on the arse!!!

Spankings

[darkeyes]

oooo Marie...dead yummie...tee hee

[Sarasvati]

Hit me with your rhythm stick, hit me slowly, MD spank DE quick

[onewhocares]

And well it is Belle who has to come with the bandages and the ointment( or perhaps a snifter of brandy) to clean the wound.

[MarieDelta]

Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan

[darkeyes]

hot lips??? me!!!!! tee hee

[onewhocares]

Loretta Switt and Sally Kellerman who played the tough major.

[gfofbiguy]

Sally Struthers....All in the Family

[darkeyes]

Sally Struthers....All in the Family

Is that Bridget???:tong:

[onewhocares]

Do you mean Gidget....the was Sally Fields.

[MarieDelta]

Do you mean Gidget....the was Sally Fields.


Smokey and the Bandit

[darkeyes]

A joint in the joint...

[Sarasvati]

Magic mushroom tea

[gfofbiguy]

Magical Mystery Tour

[Sarasvati]

Blue Jay Way

[onewhocares]

Blue Moon......the Beer

[miss_alexis_js]

Blue Moon......the Beer

Full Moon (in the car)

[darkeyes]

Pash (in the car):bigrin:

[Doggie_Wood]

Shoot the moon {( o )}

[Sarasvati]

lundi

[creach]

lundi


Mardi

[Sarasvati]

Is there life on Mars

[darkeyes]

Is ther life ere???

[MarieDelta]

Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd

Hello.
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me.
Is there anyone home?

Come on, now.
I hear youre feeling down.
Well I can ease your pain,
Get you on your feet again.

Relax.
I need some information first.
Just the basic facts:
Can you show me where it hurts?

There is no pain, you are receding.
A distant ships smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I cant hear what youre sayin.
When I was a child I had a fever.
My hands felt just like two balloons.
Now I got that feeling once again.
I cant explain, you would not understand.
This is not how I am.
I have become comfortably numb.

Ok.
Just a little pinprick. [ping]
Therell be no more --aaaaaahhhhh!
But you may feel a little sick.

Can you stand up?
I do believe its working. good.
Thatll keep you going for the show.
Come on its time to go.

There is no pain, you are receding.
A distant ships smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I cant hear what youre sayin.
When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse,
Out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but it was gone.
I cannot put my finger on it now.
The child is grown, the dream is gone.
I have become comfortably numb.

[darkeyes]

frilly pink knickers...

[onewhocares]

Pretty in Pink ( 80's movie staring Molly Ringwald)

[darkeyes]

Prettier in Burgundy

[MarieDelta]

Grandma Helen: Oh Sam, let me take a look at you. Fred, she's gotten her boobies.
Grandpa Fred: I better get my magnifying glass. Ha Ha Ha.
Grandma Helen: Oh, and they are so PERKY.
[reaches to cup them]
Grandma Helen: [cut to:]
Samantha: I can't believe my grandmother actually felt me up.

From Sixteen Candles (another 80's movie staring Molly Ringwald)

[darkeyes]

Don give up the day job babes..me will still stik 2 me burgundy knicks
:bigrin:

[onewhocares]

New York Knickobackers -Professional Basketball Team

[MarieDelta]

The Portland Trailblazers (Pro basketball)
http://www.highlandmint.com/ProductPics/TrailBlazerLogo4.jpg

[Cesca]

Brighton and Hove Albion.

[onewhocares]

Brighton Beach Memoirs

[MarieDelta]

Neil Simon

[darkeyes]

Widnes. wotta dump!

[darkeyes]

Wigan...notha dump but home of the mitey Warriors!!!

[darkeyes]

Edinburgh..home 2 me an the Jambos!!!!!! yesssssssssssssssssssssssss:bigrin:

[onewhocares]

Jamba Juice

[MarieDelta]

Dairy Queen
http://www.abbotsfordpilots.com/Portals/0/diary-queen-logo.gif

[raistkit]

ice queen

kit

[darkeyes]

Old bag

[onewhocares]

Saggy Boobs

[darkeyes]

Tidgies:(

[MarieDelta]

Breast Forms

http://www.ultimate-shoes.com/4001.jpg

[darkeyes]

Am 28 now Marie...wish they'd bloody well hurry up!!!! Helen wos 12 an had em twice as big as me has now!

[Doggie_Wood]

Breast enlargment masages given here - first visit FREE!! ( o Y o )

[Fizban]

Silicon Valley

[onewhocares]

Red River Valley

[MarieDelta]

"Big Valley"

[darkeyes]

Wot???? Wiv my tidgies????

[onewhocares]

Wobblin Weebles ( a somewhat dated childrens toy....they wobbled but never fell down)

[captslaprock]

COW TIPPIN