Well I'm not the worlds most masculine man,
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man,
And so is lola,
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola
("Lola" by The Kinks)
Well I'm not the worlds most masculine man,
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man,
And so is lola,
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola
("Lola" by The Kinks)
"I used to be influenced by peer pressure, but my friends talked me out of it."
"Layla, you got me on my knees, Layla I'm beggin darlin please"~ "Layla" written by Eric Clapton for his friend George Harrison's wife. This song was the reason George & Eric never played together again.
"The problem with designing something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of a complete fool. " — Douglas Adams
Majnun
Unrequited love
"Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people....but I've got the pistols, so I'll keep the pesos....." (~~The Refreshments "Banditos")
Heartache
"The problem with designing something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of a complete fool. " — Douglas Adams
One I care for.
Two me adores
Do not think so little of me as to grant me your tolerance. Allow me your acceptance and understanding of who and what I am with the love, respect and dignity with which I do you.
Mother & Child Reunion - Paul Simon
No I would not give you false hope
On this strange and mournful day
But the mother and child reu-nion
Is only a motion away, oh, little darling of mine.
I cant for the life of me
Remember a sadder day
I know they say let it be
But it just dont work out that way
And the course of a lifetime runs
Over and over again
No I would not give you false hope
On this strange and mournful day
But the mother and child reu-nion
Is only a motion away, oh, little darling of mine.
I just cant believe its so,
And though it seems strange to say
I never been laid so low
In such a mysterious way
And the course of a lifetime runs
Over and over again
But I would not give you false hope
On this strange and mournful day
When the mother and child reu-nion
Is only a motion away,
Oh, oh the mother and child reunion
Is only a motion away
Oh the mother and child reu-nion
Is only a moment away
The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.
—A. A. Milne
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7E-aoXLZGY
Motherless Child - by either Clapton or Malmsteen
Oh gosh... Yngwie Malmsteen...
Overweight middle-aged rock gods with long hair, frilly white shirts and excessively tight leather trousers...
"I used to be influenced by peer pressure, but my friends talked me out of it."
Ozzie Osbourne?
The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.
—A. A. Milne
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7E-aoXLZGY
DISFUNCTIONAL FAMILY
The Simpsons
"I used to be influenced by peer pressure, but my friends talked me out of it."
four fingered funnies
And all, all, all of my light is for you
And home, home's anywhere you are too
So take this one fallen man on his knees
Saying please forgive me, forgive me
lil lite fingered fun wiv n numba of fingies...
Do not think so little of me as to grant me your tolerance. Allow me your acceptance and understanding of who and what I am with the love, respect and dignity with which I do you.
Moma Rosey Palm and her five harlot daughters
The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.
—A. A. Milne
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7E-aoXLZGY
Harlot?? she lets em charge for it?? God..shockin...
Do not think so little of me as to grant me your tolerance. Allow me your acceptance and understanding of who and what I am with the love, respect and dignity with which I do you.
A "mutually favorable exchange".Originally Posted by darkeyes
"I used to be influenced by peer pressure, but my friends talked me out of it."
What did the hooker say to the client?
It's been a business doing pleasure with you...
The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.
—A. A. Milne
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7E-aoXLZGY
Me wos bout 6 wen me heard that one Marie...nuthin new???
Do not think so little of me as to grant me your tolerance. Allow me your acceptance and understanding of who and what I am with the love, respect and dignity with which I do you.
Here's one...Me wos bout 6 wen me heard that one Marie...nuthin new???
Q: What d'ya call a lesbian with long finger nails?
A: Single!!!
Was it an improvement on Marie's???
Last edited by Skater Boy; Sep 28, 2007 at 4:22 PM.
"I used to be influenced by peer pressure, but my friends talked me out of it."
Joke hahaha
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally, he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.
"Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son who just died recently."
"I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "Is there anything I can do for you?"
"Yes," she said. "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Goodbye mother'? It would make me feel much better."
"Sure," answered the young man. As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye mother!"
As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50. "How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"
"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.
The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.
—A. A. Milne
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7E-aoXLZGY
Screwed!
*Taylor*
You can't change the way I am. . .are you strong enough to be my man?
--Sheryl Crow
Protect your unicorn!!
Pssst! There's naked men ------------->Here!
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Thank you. . .
Screw-driver (either the tool or the drink)
"I used to be influenced by peer pressure, but my friends talked me out of it."
Screwball (like my landlady)
"The problem with designing something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of a complete fool. " — Douglas Adams
Schizophrenic like some of my friends, for real
Re: New Game, Label Recognition.
"Just keep taking the 400mg of Amisulpiride daily, and we'll see you again in another 6 months for a review."
"I used to be influenced by peer pressure, but my friends talked me out of it."
No wait:
"We'd be less inclined to reduce the dosage of your medication... after all, we've had some fairly promising results up until now."
"I used to be influenced by peer pressure, but my friends talked me out of it."
Or maybe:
"Oh, you're getting out of the house from time to time... that is good to hear... do keep up the good work... its all part of the process of rehabilitation."
"I used to be influenced by peer pressure, but my friends talked me out of it."
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