Julie Newmar.
Julie Newmar.
...duly
' I truely,,,,truely in love with you girl"
"Diamonds are a Girls' Best Friend"
The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.
—A. A. Milne
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7E-aoXLZGY
just two little girls from Little Rock
The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the best of everything they have.
"Bisexuals are people who reach down the front of somebody's pants and are satisfied with whatever they find."
Anita Loos
Nippin off 2 the loo...
Do not think so little of me as to grant me your tolerance. Allow me your acceptance and understanding of who and what I am with the love, respect and dignity with which I do you.
gotta see a man about a horse
"The problem with designing something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of a complete fool. " — Douglas Adams
You can lead a horse to water... but you can't make him drink!
[Oh how true!]
"I used to be influenced by peer pressure, but my friends talked me out of it."
"Did someone mention drink.....I'll have one, and make it a double"
My old friend JackOriginally Posted by onewhocares
(Daniels, that is!)
"I used to be influenced by peer pressure, but my friends talked me out of it."
Make that Wild Turkey. On the rocks. Fuck yeah, 101 proof, what do I look like, a non Irish person?
"Stroh 80" (160 proof Austrian rum... meaning 80% alcohol)
http://www.stroh.co.uk/stroh/stroh_original.htm#80
Keeps us Austrians warm when we go snowboarding!
"I used to be influenced by peer pressure, but my friends talked me out of it."
"Jose Cuervo" - West Shelley
"Well it's Sunday Mornin'
And the sun in shinin'
In my eye that is open
And my head is spinnin'
Was the life of the party
can't stop grinnin'
I had to much Tequila last night
CHORUS
Jose Cuervo you are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with a little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys?
Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I dance on the bar?
Did I start a fight?
Now wait a minute
Things don't look to familiar
Who is this cowboy
Who's sleepin' beside me?
He's awful cute, but how'd I
Get his shirt on?
I had to much Tequila last night
CHORUS
Jose Cuervo you are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with a little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys?
Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I dance on the bar?
Did I start a fight?
BREAK
BRIDGE
All those little shooters
How I love to drink 'em down
Come on bartender
Let's have another round [Modulates]
Well the music is playing
And my spirits are high
Tomorrow might be painful
But tonight we're gonna fly
CHORUS
Jose Cuervo you are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with a little salt and lime
Every time we get together
I sure have a good time
You're my friend
You're the best
Mi amigo
(Tequila)
CHORUS
Jose Cuervo you are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with a little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys?
Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I dance on the bar?
Did I start a fight?"
The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.
—A. A. Milne
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7E-aoXLZGY
Don Juan, San Miguel, Julio Iglesias and Taco Bell.
(hey, that rhymes! Maybe I should be a rapper or something?!
"I used to be influenced by peer pressure, but my friends talked me out of it."
Rehab- My Addiction
'MY ADDICTION
Makes me piss on floors
And go home with these scabby whores
I took too much LSD
Now I'm at ICU at Emory
Cocaine and Coors
Comes out my pores
Puking in the kitchen
Down on all fours
My head’s an earthquake
I sweat and shake
Ashes on the coke can
Ready to melt the cake
Spitting blood, picking sores
Fuck cutting a line
Stick a straw in the bag and do it all at one time
Fucking chicken heads wearing house shoes and rollers
Tried to pawn the remote control as a Motorola
Got a beep-bye-boo-boo poo lift and tuck
Pookie and Snoop Snoop and some other thug
Blacked out in the crackhouse
and wet my pants
I almost died
And dove out the ambulance
Stole my last Jack Daniels
Kicked the cocker spaniel
But first I did a bump off my high school annual
Getting geeked, hit the toilet for a quick jack off
By the time I get a nut I rip my dick skin off
Punch a hole in the wall
Got crabs on my balls
And I'm looking for a pebble in the carpet in the hall
Running from drug raids
My brains an arcade
My families afraid I got AIDS
MY ADDICTION
Makes me piss on floors
And go home with these scabby whores
I took too much LSD
Now I'm at ICU at Emory
Dope
Like a pound or a key
Doin’it all in the back of somebody’s 300e
Don’t even look at me I’m lost
No matter what the cost
I’ll be snortin’ frost
My life, coin toss
Ruffinals, percodan, blowin’ four grand
Dimerol, white blotter, 16 grams
In my body right now
I’m so foul
I just lost all control of my bowels
Facing
The corner of a basement
My mouth tastin’
Aluminum, Freebasin’
What’s wrong with Jason?
Look, I really don’t know
But he’s gonna have to go
Every time I see that fool he’s on blow
I regurgitate
Tell my girl to go masturbate
I know it’s late
Huffin’ on paint and Quaker State
Drinkin’ Robetussin when I got no fundin’
Inhalin’ Scotch Guard in the front yard
The neighbor’s know I’m crazy
My momma knows I’m lazy
And I just slapped the fuck outta some lady
Goin’ in and outta treatment
Cause my life’s so sickening
But it don’t matter
Cause nothing stops
MY ADDICTION
Makes me piss on floors
And go home with these scabby whores
I took too much LSD
Now I'm at ICU at Emory
My addiction….'
I swear, this isn't about me
"Li-Lo" (aka Lindsay Lohan) how many times is that girl gonna hit the rehab clinic??? Seems like she's there every other week!
(It was either her or Amy Winehouse)
Last edited by Skater Boy; Aug 23, 2007 at 5:18 PM.
"I used to be influenced by peer pressure, but my friends talked me out of it."
Self indulgence
Solo sex
The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.
—A. A. Milne
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7E-aoXLZGY
duet (Bernie Taupin is not dead!!!)
Pauly Shore is Dead
So is Elvis. or is he?Pauly Shore is Dead
(Azrael, do you realise you're the 2000 post on this thread... excited?
Don't step on my blue suede shoes!
"I used to be influenced by peer pressure, but my friends talked me out of it."
Excuse me....
You're standing on my neck!
La-La-La-La-LAhhhhhhh
I know I'm not the only person who gets this!
How to follow up a Daria reference? How about "Off Our Backs"? It's a feminist mag
"The problem with designing something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of a complete fool. " — Douglas Adams
Laid Back
'Wit' my mind on my money and my money on my mind'
Sacra Moneta (Roman goddess of money)
Pluto
The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.
—A. A. Milne
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7E-aoXLZGY
The Snowball That Wanted To Be a Planet
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