Well I'm not the worlds most masculine man,
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man,
And so is lola,
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola
("Lola" by The Kinks)
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Well I'm not the worlds most masculine man,
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man,
And so is lola,
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola
("Lola" by The Kinks)
"Layla, you got me on my knees, Layla I'm beggin darlin please"~ "Layla" written by Eric Clapton for his friend George Harrison's wife. This song was the reason George & Eric never played together again.
Majnun
Unrequited love
Heartache
One I care for.
Two me adores:bigrin:
Mother & Child Reunion - Paul Simon
No I would not give you false hope
On this strange and mournful day
But the mother and child reu-nion
Is only a motion away, oh, little darling of mine.
I cant for the life of me
Remember a sadder day
I know they say let it be
But it just dont work out that way
And the course of a lifetime runs
Over and over again
No I would not give you false hope
On this strange and mournful day
But the mother and child reu-nion
Is only a motion away, oh, little darling of mine.
I just cant believe its so,
And though it seems strange to say
I never been laid so low
In such a mysterious way
And the course of a lifetime runs
Over and over again
But I would not give you false hope
On this strange and mournful day
When the mother and child reu-nion
Is only a motion away,
Oh, oh the mother and child reunion
Is only a motion away
Oh the mother and child reu-nion
Is only a moment away
Motherless Child - by either Clapton or Malmsteen
Oh gosh... Yngwie Malmsteen...
Overweight middle-aged rock gods with long hair, frilly white shirts and excessively tight leather trousers...
Ozzie Osbourne?
DISFUNCTIONAL FAMILY
The Simpsons
four fingered funnies
lil lite fingered fun wiv n numba of fingies...:bigrin:
Moma Rosey Palm and her five harlot daughters
Harlot?? she lets em charge for it?? God..shockin...:bigrin:
A "mutually favorable exchange".Quote:
Originally Posted by darkeyes
What did the hooker say to the client?
It's been a business doing pleasure with you...:bigrin:
Me wos bout 6 wen me heard that one Marie...nuthin new???:bigrin:
Here's one...Quote:
Originally Posted by darkeyes
Q: What d'ya call a lesbian with long finger nails?
A: Single!!!
Was it an improvement on Marie's??? :rolleyes:
Joke hahaha
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally, he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.
"Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son who just died recently."
"I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "Is there anything I can do for you?"
"Yes," she said. "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Goodbye mother'? It would make me feel much better."
"Sure," answered the young man. As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye mother!"
As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50. "How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"
"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.
Screwed!
*Taylor*
Screw-driver (either the tool or the drink)Quote:
Originally Posted by TaylorMade
Screwball (like my landlady)
Schizophrenic like some of my friends, for real
"Just keep taking the 400mg of Amisulpiride daily, and we'll see you again in another 6 months for a review."
No wait:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skater Boy
"We'd be less inclined to reduce the dosage of your medication... after all, we've had some fairly promising results up until now."
Or maybe:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skater Boy
"Oh, you're getting out of the house from time to time... that is good to hear... do keep up the good work... its all part of the process of rehabilitation."