Ozzie Osbourne?
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Ozzie Osbourne?
DISFUNCTIONAL FAMILY
The Simpsons
four fingered funnies
lil lite fingered fun wiv n numba of fingies...:bigrin:
Moma Rosey Palm and her five harlot daughters
Harlot?? she lets em charge for it?? God..shockin...:bigrin:
A "mutually favorable exchange".Quote:
Originally Posted by darkeyes
What did the hooker say to the client?
It's been a business doing pleasure with you...:bigrin:
Me wos bout 6 wen me heard that one Marie...nuthin new???:bigrin:
Here's one...Quote:
Originally Posted by darkeyes
Q: What d'ya call a lesbian with long finger nails?
A: Single!!!
Was it an improvement on Marie's??? :rolleyes:
Joke hahaha
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally, he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.
"Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son who just died recently."
"I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "Is there anything I can do for you?"
"Yes," she said. "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Goodbye mother'? It would make me feel much better."
"Sure," answered the young man. As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye mother!"
As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50. "How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"
"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.
Screwed!
*Taylor*
Screw-driver (either the tool or the drink)Quote:
Originally Posted by TaylorMade
Screwball (like my landlady)
Schizophrenic like some of my friends, for real
"Just keep taking the 400mg of Amisulpiride daily, and we'll see you again in another 6 months for a review."
No wait:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skater Boy
"We'd be less inclined to reduce the dosage of your medication... after all, we've had some fairly promising results up until now."
Or maybe:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skater Boy
"Oh, you're getting out of the house from time to time... that is good to hear... do keep up the good work... its all part of the process of rehabilitation."
Rehabilitation?
the thorazine shuffle
the iPod shuffle
= iPod NanoQuote:
Originally Posted by Skater Boy
Nano Technology (Nano-Bots)
Robin Williams (Nano technology-> "Nano-Nano"->Mork& Mindy)
OSCAR WINNER
Oscar Wilde
'"The Ballad of Reading Gaol" - Oscar Wilde
The ballad of John & Yoko
Bed in
Bedouin Birthing Blanket
Bedouin Sunday an bet the lil gorge bugga don let us ly in it 2 long....:(:bigrin:
"Sunday, Bloody Sunday" - U2
I can't believe the news today
I can't close my eyes and make it go away.
How long, how long must we sing this song?
How long, how long?
'Cos tonight
We can be as one, tonight.
Broken bottles under children's feet
Bodies strewn across the dead-end street.
But I won't heed the battle call
It puts my back up, puts my back up against the wall.
Sunday, bloody Sunday.
Sunday, bloody Sunday.
Sunday, bloody Sunday.
Sunday, bloody Sunday.
Oh, let's go.
And the battle's just begun
There's many lost, but tell me who has won?
The trenches dug within our hearts
And mothers, children, brothers, sisters
Torn apart.
Sunday, bloody Sunday.
Sunday, bloody Sunday.
How long, how long must we sing this song?
How long, how long?
'Cos tonight
We can be as one, tonight.
Sunday, bloody Sunday.
Sunday, bloody Sunday.
Wipe the tears from your eyes
Wipe your tears away.
I'll wipe your tears away.
I'll wipe your tears away.
I'll wipe your bloodshot eyes.
Sunday, bloody Sunday.
Sunday, bloody Sunday.
And it's true we are immune
When fact is fiction and TV reality.
And today the millions cry
We eat and drink while tomorrow they die.
The real battle just begun
To claim the victory Jesus won
On...
Sunday, bloody Sunday
Sunday, bloody Sunday..
"Welcome To 1984"
Who would Jesus bomb? Yeah, who would Jesus kill?
The double talk is past surreal
The word of god is now the word of hate
War is peace, and freedom is the police state
Can't you see the writing on the wall?
Democracy lays trampled on the floor...
You better believe that...
Hell yeah I'm confused for sure what I thought was the New Millennium is 1984!
Mr. Orwell from the grave, adding fresh ink to the page
As the unpresident declares an endless war...
Welcome to 1984!
Feels like Nazi Germany, and Hitler on TV,
As the unpresident spews his homophobic speech
Didn't the Allies fought a war to end extremist fascist law
So tell me NOW what the fuck are we fighting for?
I just can not take it anymore
Democracy lays trampled on the floor...
Man, isn't freedom great?!?!
Hell yeah I'm confused for sure what I thought was the New Millennium is 1984!
Mr. Orwell from the grave, adding fresh ink to the page
As the unpresident declares an endless war...
Now we've got...
Armies of peace, armed to the teeth, delivering death to make the world a better place
So celebrate the weapons spending, say a toast to Armageddon, raise some hell!
We're all headed straight to hell!!!
Hell yeah I'm confused for sure what I thought was the New Millennium is 1984!
Mr. Orwell from the grave, adding fresh ink to the page
As the unpresident declares an endless war...
Welcome to 1984!~Anti-Flag "Welcome to 1984"
WWJD?
WWJJD? (What Would Joan Jett Do?)
WTFCMB... g? (who the fuk cares marie babes... giggles):tong:
Who wants to fuk marie ? :tongue:
disappointed :(
discombobulated
Cattywompoused :bigrin: