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darkeyes

Nov 11, 2015, 6:15 PM

Same friend, different time, kissed him right after he had taken a drink of scotch and I hadn't yet. Mmm, scotch flavored kisses, from the best kisser in the world...
Well... wont argify that he may b the best man snogger on the planet, Mel.. tho I kno 1 gallovidian guy who he wud have 2 b s*** hot 2 beat... and haven't yet met the man 2 outsnog Kate and numerous otha gels.. realise I am a tadge biased in their favour, and that we all have our favourites and opinions ...none of us will ever suck the face of everyone, but am more than a decent judge of these things.:tongue:;):love87:

Annika L

Nov 11, 2015, 9:35 PM

I had to scroll back down to make sure I didn't type this. My FWB brews his own mead. One time he brought some for me to taste. And what went from being just a kiss, maybe some making out, went a lot farther. Definitely an aphrodisiac!

Would gladly share ours with you...always love people who appreciate good dry mead.

It's too long since a topic-shift. So here goes:

With winter coming on, what are some of your favorite winter-time romantic and/or sexual activities? (if you are in the Southern hemisphere, feel free to elaborate on favorite summer-time romantic/sexual activities)

void()

Nov 12, 2015, 3:25 AM

Snuggling in bed, although it is a general favorite.

darkeyes

Nov 12, 2015, 7:33 AM

Would gladly share ours with you...always love people who appreciate good dry mead.

It's too long since a topic-shift. So here goes:

With winter coming on, what are some of your favorite winter-time romantic and/or sexual activities? (if you are in the Southern hemisphere, feel free to elaborate on favorite summer-time romantic/sexual activities)
Am up at cottage till weekend... no snow yet, but plenty wind... canoodling nakey here l8 at nite in front and by the lite of the open fire wiv luffly plonk for wen we need 2 come up for air .. been a success so far:impleased.. walking through the Avernethy forest or down by the loch on a frosty morn and warming up in a hide... no success so far. Just far 2 mild..

The luffly Kate likes a canoodle in the snow.. me an all, but not wen it invariably means me bootie bare getting froz.. she can be ver sadistic an' bossy 'bout such things and it allus happens wen I least expect it...:eek2:

darkeyes

Nov 12, 2015, 8:52 AM

Averethy should read Abernethy in the above post... luffly in ther.. lickle rummage up against a tree can b ver nice too.. on the coldest of frosty mornings a rummage is best cos much as I like nookie alfresco... not wen its 10 or 12c below.... best keep the bits covered up and cosy. Not that Ms Katie Bossy Knickers cares about otha peeps bits staying cosy at such times:yikes2:!

Have avoided frosty ravishings so far this year.. only cos ther hasn't been ne frost yet... or snow... but we have 6 and a bit months yet b4 spring... plenty time for me 2 suffer...:eek2:

Annika L

Nov 12, 2015, 8:12 PM

Yes...have had my own canoodles in the snow when it's far colder than it ought to be for such outdoor activity. I must say that although I survived the experiences without significant regret, they do not rise anywhere near the level of being my *favorite* wintertime romantic/sexual activities. They don't sound like they're yours either, Fran...sounds rather like something you don't mind *terribly* being bossed into...maybe even kinda enjoy, red freezy bum an' all. But not (one presumes from how you describe it) your favorite.

So unless I've misinterpreted...it sounds like we're still waiting to hear your favorite(s). *hugs*

darkeyes

Nov 13, 2015, 6:14 AM

#505 gives 1....am not sure wich is me absolute fave, Annika... but nookie nakey in front of the open fire at the cottage is serpently 1... and if truth b told I am also ver fond of being rummaged as well as rummaging as per #506... don't haff make the knees wobble.... and the echo through the forest cant haff carry espesh on cold frosty mornings.... must have been heard... God knos have been going up there long enuff and have oft heard othas at it...

Do look forward 2 partying in winter... espesh around Xmas and New Year... a few r all gel.. not all... but most get a bit wild and raunchy... not orgies precisely, but then again not not orgies if u get me drift:yikes2:.. more parties with romantic and naughty bits... so a few drinks, gud music and atmosphere and dropping of inhibitions and they can't haff turn out 2 b fun... :tongue:

void()

Nov 13, 2015, 8:18 AM

#505 gives 1....am not sure wich is me absolute
fave, Annika... but nookie nakey in front of the open fire at the
cottage is serpently 1... and if truth b told I am also ver fond of
being rummaged as well as rummaging as per #506... don't haff make the
knees wobble.... and the echo through the forest cant haff carry espesh
on cold frosty mornings.... must have been heard... God knos have been
going up there long enuff and have oft heard othas at it...

Do look forward 2 partying in winter... espesh around Xmas and New
Year... a few r all gel.. not all... but most get a bit wild and
raunchy... not orgies precisely, but then again not not orgies if u get
me drift.. more parties with romantic and naughty bits... so a few
drinks, gud music and atmosphere and dropping of inhibitions and they
can't haff turn out 2 b fun...

It sounds like you enjoy good times warmed by open fire / fire of
cottage, good friends / loves. :) Your good times sound specially
delicious for all involved. I would not be too inclined to have concern
over being heard, seems lots are heard. ;)

Annika L

Nov 19, 2015, 7:39 PM

Six days! Six bloody days?! Already?? And 8 days since the topic was posted?

Time is...doing...a...thing again.

I don't even think I properly answered. Well, despite the obvious observation that socks-sex weather (as opposed to sockless sex weather) is back in town, it is hot bath season again. We remodeled our bathroom a few years ago, and got a big tub that fits two nicely...but we find we don't use it much in the summer. But in the winter it can be rather nice. The Winter Drinking Season is also back (or fast-approaching)...so sitting in the living room by candlelight with incense, listening to groovy music with a Manhattan, martini, rusty nail, Rob Roy, or simply a nice Scotch will soon be a nearly nightly event. I look forward to some extra down-time around the holidays to build romantic energy...and as Fran says, the parties are nice.

Have we actually discussed on this site what age we were when we started masturbating?

darkeyes

Nov 20, 2015, 4:27 AM

....young.. not sure if me earliest fumblings down ther cud b called masturbation... felt nice but ver frustrating tho.. knew summat shud happen and knew about orgasms but wosn't entirely clear wot they wer and summat wosn't haff building but nev quite happening.. wen I asked me big sister wos no help woteva and me m8s no betta. then 1 day summat did... wooooooooo.. is still 1 of the most powerful and memorable orgasms I ever had... 1wosn't quite 14...

void()

Nov 20, 2015, 5:54 AM

Was about 8-10 years old, like Fran kind of knew half of what was what and kind of half fumbled around.

Annika L

Dec 3, 2015, 10:30 PM

Ok, ok, it was a bad idea. Let's go for something less controversial.

Assuming a line of androids (robot, not device) was created that looked and felt 100% like humans. Answer whichever of (a) or (b) is applicable to you:
(a) How intelligent would they have to be before you would consider having sex with them?
(b) How intelligent would they have to be before you would *no longer* consider having sex with them?

void()

Dec 4, 2015, 4:25 AM

An android would need intellect enough to understand strength is gentle.
Then, I would have sex with an android.

sysper

Dec 4, 2015, 8:55 AM

the real question is, how intelligent would an android have to be before they realize they shouldn't have sex with me lmaooooooo

lizard-lix

Dec 4, 2015, 3:51 PM

I think that until the android was 'human' enough that I basically didn't feel it was a machine, I wouldn't have sex with one.

But if the android was that 'human' I'd probably be too scared of them considering me an STI, that I'd wouldn't have sex with him/her/it.

So I think android sex is out for me. Well unless it is a very compelling android. Have you seen Ex Machina? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0470752/

pepperjack

Dec 4, 2015, 7:06 PM

Well, considering that my inflatable sex doll didn't work out 'cause I can't stand the smell of burning rubber......... ;) :smilies15

Annika L

Dec 5, 2015, 12:41 AM

I mean, come on...if it's 100% unintelligent and non-sentient, then it's just a sex-toy, right? No creepier than a dildo (well...maybe a *little* creepier...but only maybe).

As you add intelligence, I think you do pretty quickly reach a *very* creepy point. And then as intelligence increases, it reaches a point where you could fall in love with it. And that point is for some, even creepier.

Lixxy, it *is* a machine (regardless of intelligence level), but even at the "no intelligence" level, we're assuming it feels (physically) like a human. Are you saying you'd need it to pass a Turing Test (with you at least) before you'd have sex with it?

darkeyes

Dec 5, 2015, 1:13 AM

As me pop always said.. never say never.. if I can roger Roger, or rather allow Roger roger me, or have it away wildly wiv Sybina an' blow me head off among other such self administered delites, then I am quite sure that if toys begin 2 get some sense of what they r doing and help tease us without ne help from ourselves, then who am I 2 complain? Wiĺl wait tho till some toy wiv artificial intelligence crawls in 2 me bed, taps me up an' whispers sweet nuthin's in me ear b4 I finally make up me mind, but really as such, the principle is fine wiv me..;)

void()

Dec 5, 2015, 10:29 AM

Well, considering that my inflatable sex doll didn't work out 'cause I can't stand the smell of burning rubber......... ;) :smilies15

PMSL & ROFLMA!! I kept popping one. Thought maybe he was not made to go from pit to pole. Poor thing, exploded rubber flesh all over the bed.

void()

Dec 5, 2015, 10:35 AM

I mean, come on...if it's 100% unintelligent and non-sentient, then it's just a sex-toy, right? No creepier than a dildo (well...maybe a *little* creepier...but only maybe).

As you add intelligence, I think you do pretty quickly reach a *very* creepy point. And then as intelligence increases, it reaches a point where you could fall in love with it. And that point is for some, even creepier.

The creepy aspect is when the intellect would reach the point of
singularity. The sex doll would become self aware, and connected to all
other sex dolls as its own species. What then should they decide to mate
and replicate? If they become self aware could a means to determine doll
from real human exist? Could we be fully replaced by a mass extinction
event, the dolls take us over and seduce us into uploading ourselves
into replicated dolls of ourselves?

Annika L

Dec 5, 2015, 11:16 AM

The creepy aspect is when the intellect would reach the point of
singularity. The sex doll would become self aware, and connected to all
other sex dolls as its own species. What then should they decide to mate
and replicate? If they become self aware could a means to determine doll
from real human exist? Could we be fully replaced by a mass extinction
event, the dolls take us over and seduce us into uploading ourselves
into replicated dolls of ourselves?

I agree with you about the creepiness of those certain events...but yer makin' a lot of assumptions about the technology here!

There's no mating...these are robots that look and feel like humans...they are not artificial homo sapiens. If you hack off an arm, you'd see the metal gears and wires. There is no womb, no eggs, there is no *actual* semen (realistically simulated, yes, but not actual/functional). If these things want to reproduce, they need a factory (and various engineering degrees) not a bedroom and a will.

Yes, at some level of intelligence they would likely view themselves (and humanity would do well to view them) as a species. I am *not* asking whether you support this happening, or whether you're ok with adding certain levels of intelligence to robotics. I'm saying, this line of robots has been *released*. It's done...they are on the market, and/or free to move about in our society. They may be programmed to be autonomous, or they may be programmed to serve...perhaps the owner (or the android itself) can decide on that setting. At what level(s) of intelligence/awareness would you have sex with them (or stop)?

void()

Dec 5, 2015, 12:40 PM

I agree with you about the creepiness of those certain events...but yer makin' a lot of assumptions about the technology here!

There's no mating...these are robots that look and feel like humans...they are not artificial homo sapiens. If you hack off an arm, you'd see the metal gears and wires. There is no womb, no eggs, there is no *actual* semen (realistically simulated, yes, but not actual/functional). If these things want to reproduce, they need a factory (and various engineering degrees) not a bedroom and a will.

Yes, at some level of intelligence they would likely view themselves (and humanity would do well to view them) as a species. I am *not* asking whether you support this happening, or whether you're ok with adding certain levels of intelligence to robotics. I'm saying, this line of robots has been *released*. It's done...they are on the market, and/or free to move about in our society. They may be programmed to be autonomous, or they may be programmed to serve...perhaps the owner (or the android itself) can decide on that setting. At what level(s) of intelligence/awareness would you have sex with them (or stop)?

they need a factory (and various engineering degrees)

And if one gained autonomy, it would not be too huge a jump to consider
it in essence downloading all the engineering degrees it required.
Ergo, they could mate as in two autonomous units visiting a factory in
union for the purpose of creating their own android offspring. It would
be akin to a woman going to a hospital to give birth. I understand
they would not technically mate in the sense of having sex as we do.
Still, I find the possibilities of an android race self aware and self
replicating, fascinating and frightening at the same instant.

At what level(s) of intelligence/awareness would you have sex with them (or stop)?

I would like an android that understood humans are soft and squishy,
fragile like china dolls. This android would understand that and not
exploit any strength advantage to squash lovers. Here is where I would
enjoy pleasure with androids if offered. The point at which I would stop
would be when androids began computing, reasoning that we the human race
are dangerous to our environment and determine themselves to be the
cure.

"Pull the plugs on the toasters!"

Actually think I may enjoy a walking, talking, semi-living android that
would be a partner. Yes, I may miss the aspect of love, affection.
Still I imagine it is much the same as people enjoying NSA one night
stands. A dedicated f___ing machine just for yourself? Half way sounds
yummy. Although, not one for toys as it is. Kind of an out there idea to
ponder. :)

* steps back to see elian's response *

Annika L

Dec 6, 2015, 10:43 PM

...Elian?

Sadly for us, I think he's enjoying his relationship (actually, that's good for us too, since I'm rather happy for him...but it does mean we don't get to hear his thoughts on this topic).

For my own part, I think an android would not be a very good lover if they squashed their partner...so unlikely to be a successful product line. I was assuming a successful product line...not the Vista version. I guess I thought that was clear from the assumption of "look and feel just like humans".

void()

Dec 6, 2015, 11:47 PM

Annika L

Dec 7, 2015, 7:56 AM

Unless you've heard differently, not so sure. He had emailed a bit ago. That email read as though limbo is contagious.

Oh dear! I'm so sorry to hear that! Well, hell...maybe he *will* return...but I'm afraid he'll soon find a new question under discussion.

void()

Dec 7, 2015, 9:19 AM

Oh dear! I'm so sorry to hear that! Well, hell...maybe he *will* return...but I'm afraid he'll soon find a new question under discussion.

"Everything changes and nothing remains still ... and ... you cannot
step twice into the same stream." -- Heraclitus of Ephesus

So it was, is, will be. Conversation too into the fire of flux continues.

I have no doubt his point of view would be interesting. Matter of fact,
think it one subject he and I differ on vastly.

lizard-lix

Dec 7, 2015, 10:17 AM

Lixxy, it *is* a machine (regardless of intelligence level), but even at the "no intelligence" level, we're assuming it feels (physically) like a human. Are you saying you'd need it to pass a Turing Test (with you at least) before you'd have sex with it?

That the thing, if it is JUST a sex toy then fine (I do love my Hitachi, and don't worry about hurting it's feelings :-), but as soon as it starts to 'react' then I am not sure, if it passes a Turing test I am not sure if I will run toward or away.

Like I said, have you seen Ex Machina? It is a very good movie that encompasses this concept)

A mind is a terrible thing! (to waste? To use? To have?)

Annika L

Dec 7, 2015, 7:22 PM

That the thing, if it is JUST a sex toy then fine (I do love my Hitachi, and don't worry about hurting it's feelings :-), but as soon as it starts to 'react' then I am not sure, if it passes a Turing test I am not sure if I will run toward or away.

Like I said, have you seen Ex Machina? It is a very good movie that encompasses this concept)

A mind is a terrible thing! (to waste? To use? To have?)

Sadly, I have not yet had a chance to see Ex Machina...but it is definitely on my list of must-see films. I know the premise and am well-versed in all the underlying bio-mechanical, philosophical, and ethical notions...I really want to see what they do with it.

pepperjack

Dec 7, 2015, 8:09 PM

Sadly, I have not yet had a chance to see Ex Machina...but it is definitely on my list of must-see films. I know the premise and am well-versed in all the underlying bio-mechanical, philosophical, and ethical notions...I really want to see what they do with it.

You might also want to consider the movie Splice which is somewhat in the same vein.

Annika L

Dec 7, 2015, 8:34 PM

You might also want to consider the movie Splice which is somewhat in the same vein.

Hmmm, haven't heard of that one, I don't think...I'll have to look into it...thanks!

pepperjack

Dec 7, 2015, 8:58 PM

Hmmm, haven't heard of that one, I don't think...I'll have to look into it...thanks!

It was a simple suggestion not a command. Nobody said you " had to . " :rolleyes:

void()

Dec 7, 2015, 11:06 PM

Like I said, have you seen Ex Machina? It is a very good movie that encompasses this concept)

Not seen the new live action movie. Have seen Appleseed Saga Ex Machina, Armitage II, Armitage III, Metropolis, A.I., Bicentennial Man. Think all of these do a nice tip of the hat to a concept only lightly touched by the Tin Man in Wizard of Oz, or even Peter the Pan from Peter and Wendy. Ultimately, think I could be a ghost in the shell without much adjustment problem. If we consider Pythagoras' logos that all is number, we would be included. Ergo, we could all be ghosts.

void()

Dec 7, 2015, 11:08 PM

It was a simple suggestion not a command. Nobody said you " had to . " :rolleyes:

Ah, but you know, as a bot she has to because another bot presented the offer for some sack of meat at an input. :) :tongue:

Albeit, that sack of meat is rather Cheesy. :)

lizard-lix

Dec 8, 2015, 7:59 AM

Not seen the new live action movie. Have seen Appleseed Saga Ex Machina, Armitage II, Armitage III, Metropolis, A.I., Bicentennial Man. Think all of these do a nice tip of the hat to a concept only lightly touched by the Tin Man in Wizard of Oz, or even Peter the Pan from Peter and Wendy. Ultimately, think I could be a ghost in the shell without much adjustment problem. If we consider Pythagoras' logos that all is number, we would be included. Ergo, we could all be ghosts.

And the is the porn version of course. 2040 uses android porn stars.

Not quite ready to be a ghost yet tho, I'm still a fan of corporeal sensation...

void()

Dec 8, 2015, 6:01 PM

And the is the porn version of course. 2040 uses android porn stars.

Not quite ready to be a ghost yet tho, I'm still a fan of corporeal sensation...

Tsk. Got you some digits here. ;) Might make some sense out of them. Not
sure if they can make ations or not. At least you get sense, be happy no
banker will want that cents.

Android porn stars? Great. They have effing machines before effing
pants. It figures and makes cents/sense. Someone can profit from the
machines.

"Damn it! This Ven-O-Fuck doesn't! I wasted a whole twenty credits for a
blowjob and got a blank stare."

See, I was going to release effing pants freely, Open Source even. No
one would own effing pants, everyone would own effing pants. Global
orgasmic orgy, equaling global peace because everyone had a piece. But
nah, got to profit the banker he do.

Annika L

Dec 8, 2015, 8:15 PM

It was a simple suggestion not a command. Nobody said you " had to . " :rolleyes:

Um? Did I appear to take it as a command? You are mistaken: *I* said I'll have to...because I was interested in your suggestion.

lizard-lix

Dec 9, 2015, 8:41 AM

Android porn stars? Great. They have effing machines before effing
pants. It figures and makes cents/sense. Someone can profit from the
machines.

Well they are humans acting as androids, but now you have a conundrum....

"Damn it! This Ven-O-Fuck doesn't! I wasted a whole twenty credits for a
blowjob and got a blank stare."

Ha! Now you sound like an alpha male straight guy :eek:

void()

Dec 9, 2015, 11:52 AM

Ha! Now you sound like an alpha male straight guy :eek:

LOL Well, I can manage straight or gay, I float between them. Some days my wife chides me for being too bitchy, other days I'm a lumbering knuckle dragging furry bear. Bless her for putting up with me, too. She truly is the greatest woman, imho. I'm sure your wife is as well, for you.:)

lizard-lix

Dec 9, 2015, 12:56 PM

LOL Well, I can manage straight or gay, I float between them. Some days my wife chides me for being too bitchy, other days I'm a lumbering knuckle dragging furry bear. Bless her for putting up with me, too. She truly is the greatest woman, imho. I'm sure your wife is as well, for you.:)

I'm rarely a knuckle dragger, but she prefers me furry LOL She HATES any feminine behavior from me (too many funny stories to relate)

But given I am 6' 230 lb muscular and furry, she is happy most of the time :)

And, yes! She is the greatest. She's been my best friend, partner, lover and truly my better half for most of my life.

void()

Dec 9, 2015, 6:20 PM

I'm rarely a knuckle dragger, but she prefers me furry LOL She HATES any feminine behavior from me (too many funny stories to relate)

But given I am 6' 230 lb muscular and furry, she is happy most of the time :)

And, yes! She is the greatest. She's been my best friend, partner, lover and truly my better half for most of my life.

Ah, you're 20 lbs lighter than me. I likely could be there as well, muscular too. Not really excusing, at times not able to keep going or get started. Damn nerve cluster in lower back decides for me. :( About the same height though.

My woman told me once if i wanted a sex change, she wanted divorced. "I married a man, I want a man", she said. She does not mind a little gayness to the side but she has what she wants.

lizard-lix

Dec 10, 2015, 5:00 PM

Ah, you're 20 lbs lighter than me. I likely could be there as well, muscular too. Not really excusing, at times not able to keep going or get started. Damn nerve cluster in lower back decides for me. :( About the same height though.

My woman told me once if i wanted a sex change, she wanted divorced. "I married a man, I want a man", she said. She does not mind a little gayness to the side but she has what she wants.

I keep trying to lose another 20 and just started a new exercise program (after almost 15 years it was time to retire the old one). Yep the body has it's broken and worn spots, but the chiropractor keeps the parts moving (well most of the time).

Mine is OK with the gayness as long as she doesn't have to see it. My date for Saturday cancelled for several understandable reasons and she was just telling me that she was sorry that my plan got ruined... But she still wants me looking and acting masculine around her.

void()

Dec 12, 2015, 9:09 AM

... But she still wants me looking and acting masculine around her.

It is mostly the same here. I get by with a bit once in a while. She hates it when I go on soppy romantic chic-flick binges.
Tell her I can't help it, 'just that time of the month for me'. We set and watch the flick, both of us trying to keep the hoo boos at bay.
After the flick is done, she usually swats and punches at me. "Damn you and your boo hooie movies."

Find at times the over all writing quality of these kind of movies is top notch. When you look at horror, action flicks the romances tell
a better story. Comedy had some that same element. It will not have that any longer. We've lost Robin Williams, Johnny Carson, George Carlin. You may not care for them yet do need to admit they were all big movers in comedy, well respected. Them gone is why I no longer see comedy as being a viable 'story' market.

Who knows though? I'm just me and only offering a humble :2cents:. Besides this site is about sex, sex, and more sex, if you listen to all the users wanting it. Sure. To that end I often fantasize about rolling over during sleep to hear, "shazbot" whispered in my ear right before being entered. Of course, I'm kind of kinky like that, especially 'off my meds'. ;)

lizard-lix

Dec 14, 2015, 9:01 AM

I tend to like action or mystery with a sexy back plot. So she and I are a right on match (not counting her endless love of documentaries :-)

I too miss Robin and George... I can watch the genie emergence scene from Aladin forever.

For her, the feminine thing is strictly physical. When we were playing some bondage I had gotten soft cuffs to make it easier to do restraint, the ones I got were back and purple, she felt the purple was too feminine and made me get all black ones .... Especially when I left them on, put on an apron and started dinner, naked underneath.

void()

Dec 15, 2015, 7:20 AM

... Especially when I left them on, put on an apron and started dinner, naked underneath.

* sits here staring off into space blankly with a huge grin * Erm, um ...

Well, that'll be a nice image to carry through a day. :) Not sure you would have gotten dinner finished around me. ;)

Can understand her point of view though. What steams my wife is I can wear her pants, make them look good.
We often have clothes wars. Both of us are the plain jane/joe sorts, t-shirt/pull-over and jeans or fleece pants,
sweat pants, sweat shirts. You know, common rural grunge goths. :) Neither of us really bother much
dressing to impress. Likely the other suit I'll wear is when dead, wore one to marry, borrowed.

I miss Patch Addams and in darker times, What Dreams May Come. Action flicks are alright, me and her
enjoy those a good bit. In fact I'm thinking I'll record Elrey's Kung Fu Thursday feature just because. She likes
the mysteries, Murrdoch, Midsommer Murders, of course the older Sherlock Holmes. I enjoy the mysteries too.
We used to watch Bones until it 'jumped the shark'. So much new stuff jumps too soon. Rare to find something
worth the attention.

Rather be splitting firewood. *chuckles* Speaking of which, sometime today we're hauling a load out to an elderly
fellow. He had said something about needing wood in passing to her dad. Old guy won't be expecting it, get a free
truck load or two. Damn expensive in these parts, good load runs $70+, if you got oak you can start at $90+ and
no one bats an eye. Going to take this old guy a nice mix, oak and some poplar, sycamore, walnut. I've split
most of it down to 3-5lb size pieces, some even lighter, a little about 7lbs. Like to do it like that in order that
everyone has a manageable size, 'accessible' firewood. :)

lizard-lix

Dec 15, 2015, 8:25 AM

* sits here staring off into space blankly with a huge grin * Erm, um ...

Well, that'll be a nice image to carry through a day. :) Not sure you would have gotten dinner finished around me. ;)

Awww blush

Can understand her point of view though. What steams my wife is I can wear her pants, make them look good.
We often have clothes wars. Both of us are the plain jane/joe sorts, t-shirt/pull-over and jeans or fleece pants,
sweat pants, sweat shirts. You know, common rural grunge goths. :) Neither of us really bother much
dressing to impress. Likely the other suit I'll wear is when dead, wore one to marry, borrowed.

Ha, I am big, she is small (5'6" 120 to my 6' 230), about the only thing we every share are hats... I'm the plain joe, she likes to dress, I finally got used to tossing on a tie and jacket so we don't look so mismatched..

I miss Patch Addams and in darker times, What Dreams May Come. Action flicks are alright, me and her
enjoy those a good bit. In fact I'm thinking I'll record Elrey's Kung Fu Thursday feature just because. She likes
the mysteries, Murrdoch, Midsommer Murders, of course the older Sherlock Holmes. I enjoy the mysteries too.
We used to watch Bones until it 'jumped the shark'. So much new stuff jumps too soon. Rare to find something
worth the attention.

We used to watch the Sunday after Kung Fu theater on TV when we lived in NY, great way to spend a lazy winter afternoon.. We are right with ya on the old Sherlock (Jeremy Brett) and Midsummer Murders. Right now we are binging on the Miss Fisher Mysteries, kind of a sexy Miss Marple in Australia and it takes place in the late 1920's, lotsa fun. Same about Bones, but we still watch some CSI (original) and NCIS. All of the old Bond and Star Wars films are old faves too.

Rather be splitting firewood. *chuckles* Speaking of which, sometime today we're hauling a load out to an elderly
fellow. He had said something about needing wood in passing to her dad. Old guy won't be expecting it, get a free
truck load or two. Damn expensive in these parts, good load runs $70+, if you got oak you can start at $90+ and
no one bats an eye. Going to take this old guy a nice mix, oak and some poplar, sycamore, walnut. I've split
most of it down to 3-5lb size pieces, some even lighter, a little about 7lbs. Like to do it like that in order that
everyone has a manageable size, 'accessible' firewood. :)

Nice of you to help the older guy! I need to do some splitting myself, we live in the country and all of our wood is trimming and blowdown from our trees (live oak and cedar elm). I'm down to odds and ends so it is chopping, using a splitter and some chain saw work too to get stuff into manageable size and shape. I have enough of it for most of the winter, but it's not the easy stuff.

Annika L

May 12, 2016, 9:58 PM

Time to Reboot for 2016

The site has rebooted itself magically...why shouldn't this thread?

What are the sexiest clothing accessories? (it may make sense to answer separately for men and for women)

void()

May 13, 2016, 3:52 AM

Time to Reboot for 2016

The site has rebooted itself magically...why shouldn't this thread?

What are the sexiest clothing accessories? (it may make sense to answer separately for men and for women)

Plain white cotton t-shirt seems rather sexy on both to me.

sysper

May 13, 2016, 8:47 AM

that is a nice thought....thanks :)
Plain white cotton t-shirt seems rather sexy on both to me.

void()

May 13, 2016, 3:37 PM

that is a nice thought....thanks :)

It is simple. I am simple. :)

Annika L

May 13, 2016, 11:15 PM

A t-shirt as an accessory...hmmm...never considered using it that way; I usually would just wear the thing. I suppose if you sling it over your shoulder.... *smile*

void()

May 14, 2016, 10:19 AM

A t-shirt as an accessory...hmmm...never considered using it that way; I usually would just wear the thing. I suppose if you sling it over your shoulder.... *smile*

Well, it can be worn. It can be used as means to secure. *grins* Worn it can be a flattering accessory for most types of bodies. It accentuates all the right curves and if it is say a size to small, it can subtly reveal little flirting glimpses of all the appropriate portions. * knows he just revealed himself as a very lecherous man, shrugs with a grin *

Annika L

May 14, 2016, 11:12 AM

Well, it can be worn. It can be used as means to secure. *grins* Worn it can be a flattering accessory for most types of bodies. It accentuates all the right curves and if it is say a size to small, it can subtly reveal little flirting glimpses of all the appropriate portions. * knows he just revealed himself as a very lecherous man, shrugs with a grin *

As clothing, a t-shirt can definitely be sexy. As an accessory, I can't see that it beats a tie, for a guy. Ties are just damned sexy (actually, they're not bad on a woman either *smile*...just much less common).

sysper

May 14, 2016, 11:38 AM

very good point about wearing something tight.....thanks for bringing that point.....u lecherous man
Well, it can be worn. It can be used as means to secure. *grins* Worn it can be a flattering accessory for most types of bodies. It accentuates all the right curves and if it is say a size to small, it can subtly reveal little flirting glimpses of all the appropriate portions. * knows he just revealed himself as a very lecherous man, shrugs with a grin *

void()

May 15, 2016, 7:31 AM

very good point about wearing something tight.....thanks for bringing that point.....u lecherous man

Ah, but you still love me even I were to bend you over good. ;)

Sorry, just been in that kind of mood awhile now. It's not all about sex for me, genuinely. I point to being back on testosterone as a cause of the over sexualized thinking I'm having of late. Yes, I'm responsible and do control myself. That also means I'm aware of a deep hunger, sexually. We're allegedly free to discuss that on these forums, within reason. I try remaining reasonable.

sysper

May 15, 2016, 10:49 AM

i get in those sexual moods too. it's real nice to have a sexdrive but only usefull if u got someone to share with.

void()

May 15, 2016, 3:50 PM

i get in those sexual moods too. it's real nice to have a sexdrive but only usefull if u got someone to share with.

Glad you understand that. :) As it is I kind of rely on self love a bit and after a while that gets, well, kind of redundant.

cuttin2dachase

May 15, 2016, 6:24 PM

Wet t-shirt contests in various clubs in Daytona Beach and Ft. Lauderdale back in the day in the mid 70s and through the 80's were the original Girls Gone Wild venues LOL But the girls were always wearing bikini bottoms.....

Annika L

May 16, 2016, 1:29 PM

The sexiest aliens imaginable just landed on Earth...they seem friendly. Describe them (at least physically, but possibly otherwise as well).

sysper

May 16, 2016, 10:24 PM

squishy, soft sexy voices, like to touch alot, big boobs

void()

May 17, 2016, 1:28 AM

Describe aliens, huh? How bout I show, go with the flow. First we need the Vocab (https://youtu.be/m4t5R3fTbD0).
There you go. Our world done made alien all the love. The crew bring it back.

Annika L

May 18, 2016, 8:27 AM

Describe aliens, huh? How bout I show, go with the flow. First we need the Vocab (https://youtu.be/m4t5R3fTbD0).
There you go. Our world done made alien all the love. The crew bring it back.

My computer currently seems to be on the outs with youtube...I'll have to replace it *very* soon!

I really like the underlined observation above. It's nearly true. Our world has certainly *tried*...some of us still feel love, however. Some of us even *allow* ourselves to feel it, without needing to consider it a criminal offense. So yes...perhaps all that's needed for truly sexy aliens is a bit of empathy...not just allowing *oneself* to feel love, but also allowing oneself to feel the love of others. It's stunning already what this can do among humans.

It sounds like we need a new topic quite soon.

cuttin2dachase

May 18, 2016, 6:31 PM

It would be great leap me for me to want to go outside my human species and have sex with any non-humanoid female and male aliens. They'd need to look humanoid like the ones on 3rd Rock from the Sun (but not John Lithgow LOL) or some of the sexy humanoid aliens such as Ro Laren, Tasha Yar or any of the other sexy humanoid females and males portrayed in Star Trek, SNG and other sci-fi shows and movies LOL

Annika L

May 18, 2016, 10:56 PM

Are the topics not outrageous enough? Too fantastical? Let's go for down-to-earth outrageous:

What is your favorite clown-sex fantasy?

cuttin2dachase

May 19, 2016, 2:07 PM

Annika L

May 19, 2016, 3:12 PM

Still a little fantastical as only peeps with a clown fetish would have such fantasies LOL. I've never had a clown fantasy, but I can come up with one on the fly. I once worked with a woman named Peggy. She was quite nice looking and happily married, as was I. She moonlighted on the side as Peggo the Clown for kids birthday parties, store openings etc. She was well known around town because she was frequently hired by the city as a roving entertainer for the various street festivals held each year. To see her in her frumpy clown makeup and costume, one would never know what a sexy woman she was underneath it all. So there ya go...my clown fantasy would be to make wild passionate love to Peggo the Clown, in costume or not !

Great answer, cuttin'!

I do want to remind us of the technical aspect of our mission here. From my OP:

Elian mentioned in another thread recently, though, that he thinks we have covered all possible topics and are just recycling them.

To disprove that thesis, I will do my best to post new, fresh, bold, sex-related topics for as long as there is reader/responder interest! I'll do this twice a week, so when you see a question, you have about 3 days to respond.

I also began the thread with a question about the muppet you'd most like to do. The question didn't truly suppose that you actually pined for sex with a particular muppet (let alone several to choose among); rather, the question simply asked which you *most* want to do...acknowledging, of course, that your interest in doing so may still be 0.5-1.0 on a 10-point scale.

Similarly, this question does not presuppose that you actually harbor clown-sex fantasies (it's not particularly a thing of mine, for instance). But I do think it mostly counts as a sex-related topic that has not been discussed to death in these forums. And there certainly *are* clown-sex fantasies. The question is which is your favorite. Nobody said it had to be yours, although I like the cuttin'a cuttin's jib.

I've always been partial, though, to the dark carnival motif with sexual overtones. What those clowns *won't* get up to! LOL

cuttin2dachase

May 19, 2016, 3:43 PM

@Annika L :I wasn't being critical of the format. I guess I am too uncreative and unimaginative to be able to comment on the more fantastical topics. I do read your thread and enjoy it, especially the humor. Although I am one of the more prolific posters to the various threads on this great site, I must genuinely have an opinion or a dream or a fantasy or fantasy to share before I'll post. There aren't may threads I can't relate to at some level, albeit it's usually on a sexual level LOL. I'll attempt for better or worse to think un-linearly and un-normally to contribute to this thread.

Now, speaking of dark carnival motifs, my all-time favorite in any genre is "Killer Klowns From Outer Space", but it in no way aroused me sexually LOL. Thanks for the compliment on my jib ;) I'm not sure women have jibs, but whatever the female equivalent of a jib is, I like the cut of yours too !

sysper

May 19, 2016, 6:31 PM

looks like u would wanna change her name to preggo the clown :bigrin:
Still a little fantastical as only peeps with a clown fetish would have such fantasies LOL. I've never had a clown fantasy, but I can come up with one on the fly. I once worked with a woman named Peggy. She was quite nice looking and happily married, as was I. She moonlighted on the side as Peggo the Clown for kids birthday parties, store openings etc. She was well known around town because she was frequently hired by the city as a roving entertainer for the various street festivals held each year. To see her in her frumpy clown makeup and costume, one would never know what a sexy woman she was underneath it all. So there ya go...my clown fantasy would be to make wild passionate love to Peggo the Clown, in costume or not !

sysper

May 19, 2016, 6:36 PM

i think mine would be wearing just the wig, nose, makeup & shoes while doing it :D

Annika L

May 21, 2016, 12:17 AM

LOL, love it, sysper! That is absolutely not mine...but I love that it's somebody's.

sysper

May 21, 2016, 2:10 PM

unfortunately i think it's only mine, but i can keep on hoping right:cutelaugh:drool:

cuttin2dachase

May 21, 2016, 6:16 PM

Hmmmm...I'm thinking that a clown named "Peckernose" replete with a fake nose in the shape of a cock dildo with a big, red, bulbous head would inspire many fantasies...LOL

void()

May 22, 2016, 12:36 AM

My computer currently seems to be on the outs with youtube...I'll have to replace it *very* soon!

I really like the underlined observation above. It's nearly true. Our world has certainly *tried*...some of us still feel love, however. Some of us even *allow* ourselves to feel it, without needing to consider it a criminal offense. So yes...perhaps all that's needed for truly sexy aliens is a bit of empathy...not just allowing *oneself* to feel love, but also allowing oneself to feel the love of others. It's stunning already what this can do among humans.

It sounds like we need a new topic quite soon.

:) ...

Annika L

May 25, 2016, 5:39 PM

Are there games that can easily be adapted into sex games? Such as?

I mean, face it...strip poker is a bit hacked and dull. I want something with the pacing of Uno, the Machiavellian complexity of Dune, and the erotic content of...yesterday afternoon? *blush, smile*

Thoughts?

sysper

May 25, 2016, 6:24 PM

for some reason mind games come to mind lol

cuttin2dachase

May 26, 2016, 1:38 PM

plainguy

May 29, 2016, 11:11 AM

Seems I play strip solitaire a lot not all that much fun but seems I have a pretty good hand so usually is a good time.

OlderBC1

May 29, 2016, 11:39 AM

Well yanno...you ain't lived until you've played naked Twister LOL. I think the best sexual game is mutual flirting and mutual seduction with the idea and intent of having sex at the end of the game !
Now THAT'S an idea! I like the thought of it, bodies twisted around each other, revealing all in sexy sorta poses as the game goes on...chicks & dicks, of course!

void()

May 29, 2016, 4:32 PM

Marco Polo. No, I will not explain it. :)

wewanttoexplore

Jul 13, 2016, 1:41 AM

not sure why they dont have chat

sysper

Jul 13, 2016, 7:19 AM

chit chat

lizard-lix

Jul 15, 2016, 4:23 PM

not sure why they dont have chat

They were using an external service for chat and it costs money... Plus that Chat uses Java and a lot of browsers no longer support Java.

It could be a lot of things, but both of these are good reasons to kill it when there is no support.

Chat works on swing-bi.com, maybe try there, Nauti has done a good job setting it up.

a2smith09

Jul 15, 2016, 6:12 PM

Well yanno...you ain't lived until you've played naked Twister LOL. I think the best sexual game is mutual flirting and mutual seduction with the idea and intent of having sex at the end of the game !

Yeah naked twister is a lot of FUN! Plus when mouths get near sensitive areas you can deliberately sabotage the other player and make them fall down. Thats a fun way to cheat.

sysper

Jul 15, 2016, 6:45 PM

chit chat
oops sorry wrong thread sorry :confused:

void()

Jul 16, 2016, 2:11 PM

They were using an external service for chat and it costs money... Plus that Chat uses Java and a lot of browsers no longer support Java.

It could be a lot of things, but both of these are good reasons to kill it when there is no support.

Chat works on swing-bi.com, maybe try there, Nauti has done a good job setting it up.

Browsers no longer supporting Java is kind of an irony. If you consider, the popular Android operating system on most smart phones is pure Java stretched over a Linux or Unix type base system, you might see why I think of it as an irony. You are correct though. Support for Java has waned recently.

There's an element of it seeming insecure. It may or may not be. Not saying either way. Though you kind of need to wonder why it is then so easy the Federals can track, enter, retrieve data from smart phones. Ah well, it'll be what it'll be. I know in Linux there's often trouble in setting up Java on a computer, at least for desktops. You have to figure out the correct version, from the correct vendor, the correct architecture, I think they even insist upon the correct tidal movement. *chuckles*

Life is a true circus at times. :) I got a bag of popcorn on the Twister game. Hope the blue team wins. ;) :)

lizard-lix

Jul 17, 2016, 6:56 AM

Well yanno...you ain't lived until you've played naked Twister LOL. I think the best sexual game is mutual flirting and mutual seduction with the idea and intent of having sex at the end of the game !

I just like to skip the colored dots and let everyone jump on a tarp covered in oil!

The adult version of a slip & Slide!

Annika L

Jul 17, 2016, 10:31 AM

Life is a true circus at times. :) I got a bag of popcorn on the Twister game. Hope the blue team wins. ;) :)

Bag of popcorn? With butter? I'm in!

lizard-lix

Jul 17, 2016, 3:14 PM

Bag of popcorn? With butter? I'm in!

Melt the butter and skip the popcorn! :tongue:

void()

Jul 17, 2016, 3:48 PM

Bag of popcorn? With butter? I'm in!

Wait a minute. I thought you were on the red team?

void()

Jul 17, 2016, 3:51 PM

Melt the butter and skip the popcorn! :tongue:

I think that would be the best idea. But, wouldn't that really sabotage twister, everyone all buttery slick. :eek::tong::wiggle2::cutelaugh:bibounce:

lizard-lix

Jul 18, 2016, 7:30 AM

I think that would be the best idea. But, wouldn't that really sabotage twister, everyone all buttery slick. :eek::tong::wiggle2::cutelaugh:bibounce:

Exactly! :tongue::tongue::oh::yikes2:

Annika L

Jul 25, 2020, 5:43 PM

Quote Originally Posted by Annika L View Post
My computer currently seems to be on the outs with youtube...I'll have to replace it *very* soon!

I really like the underlined observation above. It's nearly true. Our world has certainly *tried*...some of us still feel love, however. Some of us even *allow* ourselves to feel it, without needing to consider it a criminal offense. So yes...perhaps all that's needed for truly sexy aliens is a bit of empathy...not just allowing *oneself* to feel love, but also allowing oneself to feel the love of others. It's stunning already what this can do among humans.

It sounds like we need a new topic quite soon.
]:) ...

New computer procured. Video watched. Thank you, void, that was lovely...frankly, I’m amazed the video was still available.

The romantic evening you’ve been planning will begin fairly soon. It’s time to break out that bottle you bought for the occasion. What’s in it?

Geoff Gregg

Jul 25, 2020, 5:54 PM

The romantic evening you’ve been planning will begin fairly soon. It’s time to break out that bottle you bought for the occasion. What’s in it?

LUBE hopefully

Annika L

Jul 25, 2020, 6:32 PM

You drink lube on a romantic evening? Hadn’t heard of that, but all tastes are welcome here!

Geoff Gregg

Jul 26, 2020, 11:42 AM

Who said anything about drinking?

SlowNEZ

Jul 27, 2020, 6:12 AM

Annika L

Jul 27, 2020, 6:41 PM

At first I thought the previous post was spam, but come (sic) to think of it, there are plenty of guys searching for a “handy man” on this site. ... he’ll have the appropriate tools, be good with his hands, and spend alot of time on his knees. I’m calling right now.

LOL and they couldn’t have picked a more appropriate thread on which to advertise, amiright? I mean, what could be more on-point on an outrageous topic thread than a beautiful couple of Irishwomen (with sexy names like Elisha and Jefferey, no less), living in Georgia, and available to repair your cooktop in the greater DelMarVa area! Though it sounds like *their* bottle might contain propane!

Personally I’m soaking in the accent. “Jefferey” I can hear her saying it. Pure music! And she can fix my stove...She can “repair” my “cooktop” any time!