For Elian: Annika's bi-weekly Outrageous New Topic thread

[Annika L]

Nobody's into power tools, eh? (Can't say I am, myself...but was curious.)

Then can we all agree that numbers can be sexy? Hmmm...let me be more official about that:

Can numbers be sexy? If yes, then which is the sexiest number?

[darkeyes]

Nobody's into power tools, eh? (Can't say I am, myself...but was curious.)

Then can we all agree that numbers can be sexy? Hmmm...let me be more official about that:

Can numbers be sexy? If yes, then which is the sexiest number?
Roger is a power tool and ver yummie... Sybina the ultimate... and Bobbie tickles me fancy from time 2 time..:impleased

Sexiest no? Depends how ya feel at the time.. :tongue:

[void()]

Not inclined to see numbers as sexy, yet zero would be the one I choose. It is as sexy to me as sexy as a number could be.

[sysper]

well i do think something would go in 0 pretty good :)

[sysper]

my vote is 68 cause it leaves 1 to the imagination :D

[Annika L]

Love the answers to this so far. I've always found 2 (not in that font, but the classic "script 2") has very caress-able curves and parts. Side-question: if 2 and I paired up for a little tet-a-tet, would that qualify as a threesome? :tongue:

[void()]

well i do think something would go in 0 pretty good :)

Maybe, if it was stiff. ;)

[Annika L]

Maybe, if it was stiff. ;)

Yes, I can imagine a stiff one going in a zero. Makes you wonder what 10 gets up to...or 101...heeeeeey...

[void()]

Yes, I can imagine a stiff one going in a zero. Makes you wonder what 10 gets up to...or 101...heeeeeey...

(M-x-whistle-innocently-as-haking-lisp)

Oh foo! Wrong buffer. Sorry. (C-x-kill-buffer-2)

Yes indeed, all the lovely 1's and 0's do fancy quite a bit of joy. ;)

[darkeyes]

Stiff 1? OMG... shocking... unless ya mean gud stiff drinkie-poohs. Me granpa wos ver fond of VAT69 I memba... horrible stuff.. only had a stiffie of that 1ce wen me sister, bruvva, cuzzin and I nicked a bockle from his drinks cupboard and drank it up Fairy Hill... 1 taste wos enuff... gross. But ther wos nowt stiff about the othas by time the bockle wos guzzled... benditoys...:eek2:

Ther wos hell 2 pay as u might expect! I was all of 11 ...:tongue::yikes2:.Woo did my cuz and sister (both aged 16) get in2 doodah for getting Alex sozzed (all of 13).. granpa wos rite grumpy and went radge!

[void()]

Rarely drink now. Age has caught up and drinking offers little help.
That aside, did more than enough of a fair share of drinking.

Do enjoy good rum, good Jack Daniels, good Jim Beam when I do drink.
Never got a taste for wine and a taste for beer is a bit limited. I like
the darker lagers.

Grew up in a family of alcoholics, witnessing a lot of the worst booze
does to people. Also saw the best avoiding it does for people in my
grandfather and uncle. They never preached at others to quit drinking.

Not preaching myself. I know too well the joy derived in drinking and
won't stop anyone of age from it. More power to you if you want it.

Drinking and me though, are rare friends. I celebrate a few holidays
with some drink. May use a nip now and then for the chills of being out
in the cold. All I'm keen to drink.

[darkeyes]

Have 2 admit I don't indulge quite as much as when I joined .com.. or in me teen years.. and since Kit was born a few months ago, even less. Still enjoy getting well sozzed.. but far more rarely now. At parties, clubs n pubs I serpently get tiddly but no longer falling down making right fool of mesel rat arsed tiddly.. just enuff 2 let me know I am a smidge worse for wear... and of course there is the Fran gets randy level wen just the right amount of plonk and cognac has me gagging for it.. not rat arsed but defo needful... and then ther is the Fran is on a promise level... tho that has as much 2 do wiv how much some1else has been imbibing as moi.. and of course ther is the level beyond wich we dare not go wen Fran is is trying 2 make an impression.. sometimes that too depends on some1 elses level. ;)

Is Sat nite.. we r out on town... not quite sure wich level of sozzedness shall affect me 2nite... not the falling down incapable 1 ne way, that's for sure... lots of boogeying allus helps stop me from being 2 much of the drink infused idiot.. so we shall c, hey?:impleased

[void()]

Have 2 admit I don't indulge quite as much as when I joined .com.. or in me teen years.. and since Kit was born a few months ago, even less. Still enjoy getting well sozzed.. but far more rarely now. At parties, clubs n pubs I serpently get tiddly but no longer falling down making right fool of mesel rat arsed tiddly.. just enuff 2 let me know I am a smidge worse for wear... and of course there is the Fran gets randy level wen just the right amount of plonk and cognac has me gagging for it.. not rat arsed but defo needful... and then ther is the Fran is on a promise level... tho that has as much 2 do wiv how much some1else has been imbibing as moi.. and of course ther is the level beyond wich we dare not go wen Fran is is trying 2 make an impression.. sometimes that too depends on some1 elses level. ;)

Is Sat nite.. we r out on town... not quite sure wich level of sozzedness shall affect me 2nite... not the falling down incapable 1 ne way, that's for sure... lots of boogeying allus helps stop me from being 2 much of the drink infused idiot.. so we shall c, hey?:impleased

Oy, heat ye lass and was nay tossing anyone hasing a good 'un fer the fine art o' givin eff all. :) Nay, s'all good ye has yeself a bit o' fun now an 'gin. We all do.

I'm still a little laughy over drinking a marine under. Did it wit me dad, did it about ten years later wiv another marine who was playing poker in a hunt lodge. Had to carry him to bed and nay there was no hanky wiv him. Not sure about his cute brother who was an army sniper, though. I went to bed alone. Awoke in his arms the next morn. He was all grin faced, baught for me to anything else but grin back. Neither of us spoke of it, just went on and got up, went out to hunt. If we did anything it was nice but not sure we did. Think he was more rung out from a flight home than anything.

Guys in the service get used to waking up draped around buddies, or being draped over by a buddy. we all understand "sleep when and where able, lest ye not get it".Naught a thing to it either, just guys crashing literally where they stand. "Oh look a rack ... *thud* ... zzzz" Some of us even learn to sleep doing tedium jobs such as cleaning out large soup kettle cookers, shining shoes.

But no luv, was not trying to badmouth anyone that drinks. And I understand getting smoshed enough to know, "okay, that's all I do". Been there a bit meself and do love the feeling when it's acceptable. Choice of it, rather toot on the weed meself as it does about the same as booze for me without any real terrible side effects. Yeah, you let go of chunks of memory. Sometimes though, better to not remember some. ;) :)

[Annika L]

I'm afraid I'm mostly a quiet, cerebral drunk...if you want me to talk more, give me coffee...if you want me to be more fun, get me stoned.

I suppose a little alcohol can and does loosen me up a bit. I do remember one night with my partner, when we lived in DC and were young and stupid. We were drinking Zimas, each with a shot of berry vodka (not sweetened...just flavored)...like I said, young and stupid. By the third one (young and stupid), we found ourselves hooting from the balcony of our 10th floor apartment. We figured we'd been the people below enough times that we deserved once in our lives to be the ones yelling down at them...like I said, young and stupid.

[void()]

I'm afraid I'm mostly a quiet, cerebral drunk...if you want me to talk more, give me coffee...if you want me to be more fun, get me stoned.

Get even quieter when stoned. Go further inside because everything inside becomes quieter. Can think better not thinking.
Also enjoy the effect it has on time.

"Where did the last two hours go?"

"You mean the last two seconds?"

"Oh, duh."

Or it does the opposite.

"Man, why is everything going so slow?"

"Dip shit, you're not moving."

"Wha?, oh, duh."

That can be kind of dangerous for me. Keen to split myself into about a half dozen mes anyway, Add in time slowing down from the weed and I explode into like two dozen mes. I do in effect slow time by going too fast naturally. The weed only enhances that because it blows away remaining vestiges I hold on to about time.

[Annika L]

Been there as well, and have several thoughts about it. But I'll say firstly that those time flipflops can throw me into paroxysms of giggles...which is fun; secondly that slower time and more inward focus often allow me insights into the absurdity of the world that are even more fun; and lastly that the combined effect of slowed time perception, with heightened hunger can lead to heightened fun of an entirely different kind.

[void()]

the combined effect of slowed time perception, with heightened hunger can lead to heightened fun of an entirely different kind.

Ah. Should not have let that secret out. ;) Understand it well. Hunger can be odd like that.
Would have to torture you by hiding the chocolate and any other handy food stuffs except
maybe honey, ice, a smidgen of peanut butter. Then, can imagine someone being deftly
skilled with a feather duster. Would leave you plenty of walking away room as well.
Even while out there I have no tolerance to force anything.

[darkeyes]

..and lastly that the combined effect of slowed time perception, with heightened hunger can lead to heightened fun of an entirely different kind.

Such as, luffly 1? Hmmmmmm??

Huh.. 1st up again... 1 of the lesser boozy boogey nites... but a luffly lesser boozy boogey nite... for me at least. The assorted collection of half dead bodies scattered around our house r in for a shock... wen they waken up we have plenty paracetamol but, poor sods.. only half a bockle of Irn-bru left in house.. well, more accurately, we did have bit less than haff a 2ltr bockle left but I have had mine... that lot ( Kate and 4 others 1 of whom dusn't like the stuff) can fite over who gets wot's left! Wellllllll.. not my fault they wanted 2 come back 2 ours is it?

... am gud.. even took next door's mutt a wee tramp up the hills... grey morning but not cold so it wos nice looking down on all those Edinburghers from on high... spesh the drunken ratbags littering up my house!

[Annika L]

Ah. Should not have let that secret out. ;) Understand it well. Hunger can be odd like that.
Would have to torture you by hiding the chocolate and any other handy food stuffs except
maybe honey, ice, a smidgen of peanut butter.


Such as, luffly 1? Hmmmmmm??

I left it to both of your vivid imaginations...seems like you're both managing just fine. *smile*

[void()]

* looks at his new name badge on his uniform it reads "Mgr. Void", buffs the badge and proudly puffs up his chest to show it off to the passing server who drops the tray they were carrying ... snickers internally yet presents a stern look of castigation toward the server, points at the tray on the floor but does not look at it, taps his badge with a finger ...*

Sorry, was off in another realm where simply looking the part of a pimp didn't infer being a pimp. Often, get lost in the site's copious stage props and forget who I am. "You're George Clooney", one of his alternate selves says. "Oh yeah, I'm Clooney. Well, guess I ought to go prepare for Ocean's 14."

* dances a wee bit of a jig off into his capricious void *

* ponders why he seems stuck upon c words at the moment, maybe he needs see words by the sea ... *

* draws and paints self on a canvas, waving a clipper ship full of words off to see, entitles the painting Voiding The Speech, sells it on some high brow art auction site for billions more than that ludicrous cur The Trump will ever imagine having *

* donates all the proceeds directly to St. Jude's, Wendy's adoption foundation, Shriner's, Moose Lodge *

[Annika L]

Well, it's been a fun digression off-topic, but let's see if a new topic will entice:

What plant figures most prominently in your sex life? I am speaking of organic plant life, not for instance, the plant that manufactures Sybians. If you stop and consider, I'm sure you'll realize there are *many* plants that are vying for this honor. This is our chance to so honor them!

[void()]

May be easy to suggest a rubber tree. Though can admit I'm of the lot
wot no uses rubbers. I do so at my own risk I know. Also know that I am
highly selective in lovers and ensure none knowingly have anything dire.

Sure, may have caught a cold a few times. So far naught more than the
stank of sex has been transmitted beyond a cold. And yes, I'm far aware
of the risks. I could as easily be killed by a flying log given we're
now splitting firewood, still split firewood. Still enjoy bareback sex
too.

This aside, for me the plant most keen in my sex life has been tea. It
is a social drink what opens doors for more interesting things to happen
beyond a pleasant chat. At one point it was currency the globe over. Tea
also helps get rid of free radicals in a body. That helps sex along.

[sysper]

would vegetables count? :D i don't quite understand how a leaf, or a flower, could be used in the dirty act. maybe smelling the right flower can be enticing?

[pepperjack]

Used to dabble with peyote ( now we're really talking cacti ) along with cannabis, as a precursor & aphrodisiac. :stoned: :tongue:

[Annika L]

Love these thoughts. Yes, sysper, vegetables are ok...they are plant matter as much as the leaf is, I would say. But yes, leaves of some plants (or barks in the case of cinnamon) are used in incenses. And *some* incenses are definite aphrodisiacs.

Definitely not rubber for me...it turns out I am allergic to latex (I assume they're related...hmmm)...and there's no nice way to learn that fact.

Could be cannabis for impact/intensity...though frequency is far too low to call it "most prominent". Could be whatever plants are used to produce silicon toys? Or could actually very well be sandalwood. Plenty of minor encounters with vegetables and fruits...but nothing worthy of repeat trials (though mango comes damned close *shudder*).

And then there is void's lovely notion of tea...hadn't occurred to me...nor coffee...yet both have had their influence.

All great answers, really...keep them coming as you think of more!

[void()]

would vegetables count? :D i don't quite understand how a leaf, or a flower, could be used in the dirty act. maybe smelling the right flower can be enticing?

It lies in enticing the dirty act. As an example many women likely could
offer to give you head for some chocolate ice cream. Some men might too.
Chocolate comes from a plant. Vegetables? Guess you could make up a
delicious vegan dish that enticed. If you can make up summer squash
lasagna that could possibly seduce a human being.

Know I can enjoy rhubarb done up properly. Yes, a nice vegan meal may
surely evoke illicit reaction. :)

[void()]

Definitely not rubber for me...it turns out I am allergic to latex (I assume they're related...hmmm)...and there's no nice way to learn that fact.

Yes, latex is still rubber based, more refined maybe but rubber based.
Imagine it is not nice like learning you were zapped by a red devil sand
hornet and need to find an epy(sp?) pen isn't nice.

[sysper]

ok......glad to hear there is a broad understanding of use of a plant.........here i thought we were pretty much only talking about sticking a maple tree up someone's butt :eek: but aside from that & the inevitable cucumber, i would say a nice bouquet of roses usually gets the steam going. incense from various plants have also been used good call on that 1. as far as fantasies i do have a fantasy of tying a girl up to a tree, or a girl or a guy tying me up to a tree, which direction & orientation (both my body & sexual) depending on my mood :)

[void()]

as far as fantasies i do have a fantasy of tying a girl up to a tree, or a girl or a guy tying me up to a tree, which direction & orientation (both my body & sexual) depending on my mood :)

* sits pondering this a moment, then a moment more ... fifteen minutes later grins, nods * You truly are a daisy. :) ;) * wheels around in his chair to ask Annika "Can we keep him, can we oh please, oh please?" *

[sysper]

* sits pondering this a moment, then a moment more ... fifteen minutes later grins, nods * You truly are a daisy. :) ;) * wheels around in his chair to ask Annika "Can we keep him, can we oh please, oh please?" *
i'm glad i'm worth 15 minutes of ur thought :) hope annika makes a motion to keep me with a bizarre condition or 2...........speaking of that cucumber...............

[void()]

i'm glad i'm worth 15 minutes of ur thought :) hope annika makes a motion to keep me with a bizarre condition or 2...........speaking of that cucumber...............

You are likely worth more than fifteen minutes of thought. Unfortunately, being Appalachian thought, good fucking, good food, good laughs are about all some poor dogs can afford. No that is not a cop out or plea for pity. It is being realistic and honest. You can bust the bank o' nut though, poor Richard has been upset that Louis' bank was robbed last week. He's jealous because too much is in his bank, if it got robbed he would feel better. Louis could probably used robbed again too. Those darn bankers of mine, only bankers I know that like being robbed. Figure they're running an insurance racket with Little Big Joe, mob boss of Crotchington.

* now has the Dragnet theme in his skull, tries working the case of the tied up sysper backwards and forwards, scribbles notes for later references *

[darkeyes]

Strawb or rasp ice cream is rather luffly slapped on luffly bits during sex.. and peppermint is espesh yummie... made wiv real strawbs n rasps n peppermint of course.. luff licking it off but the shock of the froz on the bits us both chilling and erotic...

..and Kate dus luffly line or 2 wiv whipped cream an fresh fruit wich dusn't haff get the juices flowing... and a cuppla neat tricks wiv taramasalata or humous and cucumber .... that's ver nice...:impleased

[Melody Dean]

Well, it's been a fun digression off-topic, but let's see if a new topic will entice:

What plant figures most prominently in your sex life? I am speaking of organic plant life, not for instance, the plant that manufactures Sybians. If you stop and consider, I'm sure you'll realize there are *many* plants that are vying for this honor. This is our chance to so honor them!

*Looks down shirt*

Coconuts.

As in coconut oil. I use that stuff for everything. Including taking off eye makeup, and some playtime things.

[darkeyes]

Me auntie likes 2 tell a ver ribald tale 'bout her ole schoolm8 and a ver large butternut squash... well, having met her m8 quite a few times over me life, I quite believe it.. serpently puts cucumber 2 shame...:tongue:

[darkeyes]

*Looks down shirt*

Coconuts.

As in coconut oil. I use that stuff for everything. Including taking off eye makeup, and some playtime things.Ooooooo.. Kate uses lots of coconut based cosmetics out of Body Shop moren ne wer else.... and coconut oil for same reason as u, Mel.. has always made me weak at knees.. the mixture if her natural sweet body scent and coconut... ooooooohhhhhh... :tongue:

[Annika L]

Chocolate comes from a plant.

*experiences Homer Simpson moment:

Lisa: I just don't think I can eat an animal.
Homer: *gasp* Not bacon? ham? porkchops?
Lisa: Dad! Those are all from the *same animal*!
Homer [with heavy sarcasm]: Oh, sure Lisa, some *magical* animal!
*

Oh, sure void, some *magical* plant! D'oh!

That *has* to be my ultimate answer to this question. Without a doubt, the plant that features most strongly in my sex life is cacao. My partner and I have not actually *trademarked* the concept of after-sex chocolate. But we are heavy and religious practitioners of the philosophy! And then there's the occasional pre-sex chocolate. And the various uses of during-sex chocolate.

The fact that this did not occur to me earlier is *clear* evidence that my faculties are notfunctioning as they should be! This should have been glaringly obvious!


If you can make up summer squash
lasagna that could possibly seduce a human being.

I have indeed made a vegetable lasagna that seduced a human being.


Know I can enjoy rhubarb done up properly.

Hell, void, if I'm done up properly, I can probably enjoy just about any plant.


* wheels around in his chair to ask Annika "Can we keep him, can we oh please, oh please?" *

Wait...this is *my* choice?


hope annika makes a motion to keep me with a bizarre condition or 2...........speaking of that cucumber...............

Huh...apparently so. Ok. Well. Not sure what he has in mind with that cucumber, exactly. But he can bring it. But he must also bring a mango. And an eggplant (I'll explain that part when he gets it here...but you won't be disappointed).


Strawb or rasp ice cream is rather luffly slapped on luffly bits during sex.. and peppermint is espesh yummie... made wiv real strawbs n rasps n peppermint of course.. luff licking it off but the shock of the froz on the bits us both chilling and erotic...

*wonders what the strawberries and/or raspberries actually do for the experience* But damn...that does sound rather *shiver* luffly. And we just happen to have mango ice cream in the freezer at the moment...although the homemade aspect is certain part of the appeal. Perhaps I'd better take advantage of this moment of downtime from work....


Coconuts.

As in coconut oil.

Must confess that almond oil is our go-to, and has featured heavily for us in orgasm for the past two years...although somewhat less prominently in our sex life (I'll leave it to the readers to ponder that one out). Probably hasn't reached the level of chocolate yet, at least not in our sex life. But it was something I'd considered.

[sysper]

mango & eggplant.........i'm intrigued if not concerned :)

[sysper]

You are likely worth more than fifteen minutes of thought. Unfortunately, being Appalachian thought, good fucking, good food, good laughs are about all some poor dogs can afford. No that is not a cop out or plea for pity. It is being realistic and honest. You can bust the bank o' nut though, poor Richard has been upset that Louis' bank was robbed last week. He's jealous because too much is in his bank, if it got robbed he would feel better. Louis could probably used robbed again too. Those darn bankers of mine, only bankers I know that like being robbed. Figure they're running an insurance racket with Little Big Joe, mob boss of Crotchington.

* now has the Dragnet theme in his skull, tries working the case of the tied up sysper backwards and forwards, scribbles notes for later references *
food sex & laughter, what else is there.....except maybe rope :D.......money might be good to have but it becomes it's own thing & it gets boring. better to find people u vibe with to laugh or whatever.

[Annika L]

rope, I'll mention, is also derived from a plant

[sysper]

rope, I'll mention, is also derived from a plant
good point.........so is money

[Annika L]

yes...but money figures much less into my sex life than rope does...though to be honest, I don't use rope that often either.

[sysper]

money & sex don't mix with me. rather treat sex like a beautifull expression or fun activity than a transaction. i think a cucumber has more business with sex than money lool

[Annika L]

Completely agreed.

[void()]

food sex & laughter, what else is there.....except maybe rope :D.......money might be good to have but it becomes it's own thing & it gets boring. better to find people u vibe with to laugh or whatever.

"Now I know I luvs him."

You only want food and creative love. I have these. :) By the by, when I
love it is unconditional. Please do not misread this as inferring I
become a psychotic stalker creep.

It means I love a person wholly as they are, will be and I do not place
restrictions on that love. Once I am in love with another they do not
need to earn that love. Yes, it is a different love than the general
Platonic love and harmony effused in mixed company.

My love may seem as indifference. I often struggle with the terms 'I do
care but I don't'. Once I love someone they can claim to be whatever
religion, politics, whatever. I will tell them 'I do care but I don't'.
A lot of people have trouble understanding such a contrary view.

Love to me is the same as the numeral zero. Once read that the
Cabalistic number of God's name equaled 54 and so did the word love. Not
Kabalistic in my own Way yet this resonated with me around the same time
studies of Gnosticism were undertaken.

So, love to me is like the numeral zero because if you put five and four
together you get nine, add on the ever invisible one and you get ten.
One and zero, zero nullifies one and so love is zero for me. Not sure
why I add the extra one except for recalling it was a lesson from a
Rabbi regarding the numbers once and has to do with a sacred vibration.

Wow. Guess it is possible folks may misconstrue all of this as me being,
Jewish, or some form of mystic. Let me run far, far, far ... away from
all of that. Will restate, I adhere to no religion as most are given to
us by human beings. Human beings are subjects who use objects
subjectively.

That to me suggests humans use religions to attain whatever ends they
seek. Further, it invests a desire in humans to create plans, to seek
control over all objects inclusive of their subjective selves. Such a
notion is antithetical to what I perceive of reality, love, life.

We have no control over anything. May not know much but know it is
likely a good reason we are not allowed any such control. All you need
to do is look at some of the more <sarcastic> jovial </sarcastic>
purported news headlines to see our handiwork brandishing control.

I am merely me. I do not want control. I am content to have love without
limits, conditions, bounds. Content to not fear yet respect others.

Oh Hell, I've grown up and not noticed. :) I love myself too and am at
peace with myself. I know myself. And it could seem even in that, just
being myself and not being tolerant and accepting, consenting to the
evils in the world, I stand and am a mortal enemy to those evils.

Do I fear them? No. Is that because I'm stupid? No. It is because I'm
courageous as Chief Red Cloud defined courage. I have made something
else more important than fear. Love is more important than any fear. I
love and am loved.

Sorry I have rambled here and gone far astray of the point. sysper, will
you be my George that I can feed, water, hug, squeeze, loves? Please
understand my cooking is experimental and by my limited sense of taste.
I often forgo use of recipes or measurements. Usually, I muddle into
cooking up something 'not so bad', or 'well yeah, that's good'. As a
back up, I have woman-fu. And she cooks really well. :)

Excuse me, a few other bits to attend before crashing til morn.

More firewood to split on morn too. Yay! :) Hope to write in a
story as well.

[darkeyes]

rope, I'll mention, is also derived from a plant
Some rope... not sure how much nowadays.. hemp methinks... def has its uses wetha natural or synthetic fibre... dusn't haff leave some rite ole imprints on the arms, wrists, legs, ankles an werevas... and they dont always disappear 2 kwik eitha :eek2:..

[void()]

Some rope... not sure how much nowadays.. hemp methinks... def has its uses wetha natural or synthetic fibre... dusn't haff leave some rite ole imprints on the arms, wrists, legs, ankles an werevas... and they dont always disappear 2 kwik eitha :eek2:..

There are means to conceal ligature markings. * wanders on whistling innocently *

Also means to distort blood and other evidence that would reveal DNA or RNA proofs, so that it does not reveal them. Means to wash blood, feces away too so that it is not detectable in any manner. * puts hands in pockets as he walks slowly away and whistles his little jolly innocent tune *

* tacks note on bulletin board 'Reminder to all fools: Void can make you vanish. Do not piss off the void. That is all. Have a splendid day, plonkers and carry on!' *

[Annika L]

* tacks note on bulletin board 'Reminder to all fools: Void can make you vanish. Do not piss off the void. That is all. Have a splendid day, plonkers and carry on!' *

Wait...how can you make me vanish? How can I exist any less than I already do? What, you're going to reset all my bits to 0? Are you attempting to gain compliance through empty threats? Compliance to what? And to what end?

[Note: the thread-starter respectfully suggests that posters not feed Annika sugary foods.]

[void()]

Wait...how can you make me vanish? How can I exist any less than I already do? What, you're going to reset all my bits to 0? Are you attempting to gain compliance through empty threats? Compliance to what? And to what end?

[Note: the thread-starter respectfully suggests that posters not feed Annika sugary foods.]

Aye, comply lest ye nay gets the sweet chocolate covered drops of mintys. Hehe.

Wot ye complying to? Well ye comply to keep more topics going in yon here thread. To wot ends? To us wee few hasing more fun in rousing up talk bout yon topics in 'ere.

Nay worry bout the hows and why fors of it dahlin, ol void wants ye vanished fer nefarious reason, ye would be. Ye nay done naught to fear o'r that void he want ye in so a way. Contrary, 'e be wanting ye to keep on as ye be. :)

Threats? I nay see any threat lass. Void he just says void can vanish peoples, has the knows of it fair 'n well 'nuff an if'm 'e don't knows those wot do. That only fact o' things as they be. If'n void say nay to piss 'im off fer that fact, nay a threat but food to think on. Nay intimidation neither, only fact o' how things be.

[Annika L]

Aye, comply lest ye nay gets the sweet chocolate covered drops of mintys. Hehe.

Wot ye complying to? Well ye comply to keep more topics going in yon here thread. To wot ends? To us wee few hasing more fun in rousing up talk bout yon topics in 'ere.

Nay worry bout the hows and why fors of it dahlin, ol void wants ye vanished fer nefarious reason, ye would be. Ye nay done naught to fear o'r that void he want ye in so a way. Contrary, 'e be wanting ye to keep on as ye be. :)

Threats? I nay see any threat lass. Void he just says void can vanish peoples, has the knows of it fair 'n well 'nuff an if'm 'e don't knows those wot do. That only fact o' things as they be. If'n void say nay to piss 'im off fer that fact, nay a threat but food to think on. Nay intimidation neither, only fact o' how things be.

Meh, can live without Junior Mints.

Bu' aye, lad. Ye'll find, if ye press er sorely tha' this Witch has th' knowins a' th' doins. If things be a way, in a way a' fact, then th' fact a' tha' way s'well noon t'er, an' nun sich's ye shall bring harm to'er, piss 'r nae piss.

Now sur'an I'll keep me end a' th' bargain regardin' this thread 'ere. Mine own word stands as I'll offer topics an' t'spare, 'til sich a day's folk lose interest in't. We've 'ad'r sheerra sich times...b' fr'eech, there's bin a comeback, an' I'm nae yet ready by half t'trash the bugger. Se hae n'fear, lad.

May th' faeries watch o'er us both. ('an some mae mark that a threat'n its ainsel')

[darkeyes]

Ho hum... nite started brill... in mid brill babba awoke, gave out laldy and me hard time for over 3 hours... wee cow didn't kno wot she wanted 'cept that mummy Fran wasn't gonna get wot she wanted... mummy Kate hitting the zeds now lucky tart! Worst nite in several weeks. Peaceful now.. :impleased Nowt like nice mugga cocoa 2 chill peeps at 5 in mornin'... well ther is.. but am sure she wud appreciate me waking her up at this time of mornin' wen for that wen she has 2 b up for work in an hour or so.. I expect 2 b zeddin' mesel by then...

[void()]

May th' faeries watch o'er us both. ('an some mae mark that a threat'n its ainsel')

*chuckles* Aye, or de pixies be the threat if'n de dey flit in wit de fae. Me elfin witch she fuss at dis old dog for naught he call in only 2 pixie, lest dey say only two. now we got swells o' near two billion of the daft buggers, everyting go missin, yon pip wot me smoke go hidin, her brush, the truck keys. n'er kno wot dey get inta an dey oft leave de soft child kin laugh behind.

seein ah ever takes word de pixie again. nay, rather has de loud rumbly snore o' a dwarf gobblin up me slumber. lest de dog get hungry durin de night an snack on masser dwarf. nay, little ol me nay eats dwarf ... * looks all innocent in his doggy face *

[Annika L]

*wakes up* Oh! Dear me! We need a new topic, do we? Already? (And that plant one was going so well!)

So. Bisexual-related topic, eh? But outrageous. And we haven't yet discussed it, either in this thread or elsewhere on this forum? And we've already done muppets, numbers, planets (or other heavenly bodies), plants generally, water, foods generally (kinda to death, really), tools and powertools, ....

Well, it's a cheap stand-by, but it'll do in this particular pinch:

Which superhero(ine) would you most enjoy being with for an evening of sexual dalliance?

[sysper]

wonder women is an obvious 1 i would say. but i would stay away from that lasso of truth, i say enough damaging things around women as it is.

[sysper]

spiderman would be interesting from a bondage point of view :) it would be nice to watch everything.....everything.....grow on the incredible hulk but once he's in that mood i don't think he really has making love on his mind. superman would have the skills but he's kinda square. his niece on the other hand.......mmmmm......:oh: (assuming she is of age cause if she wasn't it wouldn't be her i'd be worried about lol)

[sysper]

another choice that would endulge my deep dark fantasies.......the ambiguously gay duo. but hopefully not so ambiguous behind closed doors!

[void()]

Which superhero(ine) would you most enjoy being with for an evening of sexual dalliance?

Interesting question and topic.

Really not able to choose anyone. Can think of a few to simply enjoy an evening with for the experience. For example Hawkeye, to shoot bow and gain practical insight and instruction in archery. Dazzler in order to understand music better.

Yes, I collected comic books. No, I was never really a comic book erotic fan-boy type though. Although, ...

if Emma Frost were to somehow be realistic and ... no, not even then. "Think void, sex with a super person ... must get aroused ... over ... super person ... *thud void falls to floor passed out from attempting to force self to get hot and bothered over * ..."

Going to do something a little different. Would not mind an evening of sex with a 'super person'. * points at sysper * See, I can use my kidney. * points to head where brain ought to be *

[sysper]

thanks for seeing my superness :) but u should be pointing a little lower, now that's super! :suave:

[void()]

thanks for seeing my superness :) but u should be pointing a little lower, now that's super! :suave:

Well, you know maybe a guy likes to keep something secret like that. I'm not exactly jealous but damn hon, who would not want a super one of those all themselves? Think I'm going to let your cock go fly off and rescue just any poor little queen's day? Oh Hell, no, not happening. You got better places to be super cock, namely in me in any way I want, or even just cuddled up next to me. See, if I had pointed lower, all these little slutty twinks would be all up in your crotch.

Then, I'd have to get all bear like and imitate the great Mr. Putin, maybe even whoop up on Chuck Norris just too keep that super cock to myself. And you think Hulk is bad, oh honey, you don't want me all grizzlied out, no way. I gave the Rough Riders their inspiration. They said "yeah, there's our goal in life, to ride and fuck like him". But yes, you are quite super. :)

So super in fact, you bring out the best little bitchy queen in me. Tsk. What is a man to do with a guy like that? * hugs sysper * I loves you George. :)

[Melody Dean]

Which superhero(ine) would you most enjoy being with for an evening of sexual dalliance?

Can I repeat my Loki answer?

Ah, okay, I'll move on too. If we keep with the shapeshifter vibe, how about Mystique?

Also, does Sarah Pezzini from Witchblade count? I wonder what all the Witchblade can mold itself into...

[pepperjack]

I'd have to say Marvel's Black Widow. Always been smitten with Scarlett Johansson's features. And besides, she's so bad-ass in that role, indicative of a real wildcat in the bedroom. :tongue:

[darkeyes]

I'd have to say Marvel's Black Widow. Always been smitten with Scarlett Johansson's features. And besides, she's so bad-ass in that role, indicative of a real wildcat in the bedroom. :tongue:
O I agree... but wudnt b ur bedroom, Pep....and wudn't b in ur part of the world for that matter... not a huge fan of super-heroes, but Scarlet as Black Widow don't haff get the juices flowin'....we both have a fite on our hands btw.. cos me bruvva fancies the knickers off 'er an' all the dirty gett! Well, like u, he can go an' boil his head!:tongue:

[void()]

I'd have to say Marvel's Black Widow. Always been smitten with Scarlett Johansson's features. And besides, she's so bad-ass in that role, indicative of a real wildcat in the bedroom. :tongue:

Eh ... She's hot to a degree. Guess if you like corporate model types. *shrugs*
Like the plain jayne's and janes myself excluding the sysper man over there. :)

Yeah, Jayne, as in Jayne Cobb the hero of Canton.



"Jayne!
The man they call Jayne!
He robbed from the rich and he gave to the poor.
Stood up to the man and he gave him what for.
Our love for him now, ain't hard to explain,
The hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!"

http://is.gd/1obo5b




Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. Now we're finishing this deal,

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0579539/quotes?item=qt0406402

[Annika L]

Melody, I was also going in the Mystique direction, myself...although I'm not sure if she counts as a heroine.

Void, I must say I am taken with how taken you are with sysper. And it took me by surprise to be so taken with your takenness.

I'm also *quite* taken with just how responsive people are being to this question.

*recovers breath from being taken so frequently and roughly*

[pepperjack]

Eh ... She's hot to a degree. Guess if you like corporate model types. *shrugs*
Like the plain jayne's and janes myself excluding the sysper man over there. :)

Yeah, Jayne, as in Jayne Cobb the hero of Canton.

" corporate model types ? " I think you're still stuck in the sexiness of " suits " from a previous topic. :smilies15

[pepperjack]

O I agree... but wudnt b ur bedroom, Pep....and wudn't b in ur part of the world for that matter... not a huge fan of super-heroes, but Scarlet as Black Widow don't haff get the juices flowin'....we both have a fite on our hands btw.. cos me bruvva fancies the knickers off 'er an' all the dirty gett! Well, like u, he can go an' boil his head!:tongue:

Nope! You're a pacifist, remember ? :rolleyes: But I'd be glad to scuffle with ur " bruvva " for a night with her. :smilies15

[void()]

" corporate model types ? " I think you're still stuck in the sexiness of " suits " from a previous topic. :smilies15

Hm. I was thinking more along the lines of Living Dead Girl as written & sung about by one Mr. Rob Zombie.
He mocks models and the corporate modelin industry with that song. The models needing to be perfect all
the time, meaning scrawny assed little taut sluts that cannot eat or must immediately vomit food back up.

I like Scarlette in the Black Widow suit. Like I said, she's hot to a degree. Eh, I might could see me
fucking her. Not sure I would really want to though. She has that whole Brad Pitt thing going on for
me. Yep, I could fuck him but only the once and probably not to enjoy it.

Could not think of any raven haired female hero types. Did enjoy watching the lady playing
Prentiss on Criminal Minds for a bit. But even then, was not altogether into her.

I'm odd though. It takes a bit for the motor to warm up. Once it does, "get in, sit down,
shut up, hang on!" Although my wife would probably tell you I'm easy. *chuckles*

[void()]

Melody, I was also going in the Mystique direction, myself...although I'm not sure if she counts as a heroine.

Void, I must say I am taken with how taken you are with sysper. And it took me by surprise to be so taken with your takenness.

I'm also *quite* taken with just how responsive people are being to this question.

*recovers breath from being taken so frequently and roughly*

Well, I may have to take you again. Need to balance out all the giving I been doing
recently. As for sysper, well my goodness. :oh: He can eat crackers in bed with me
any time, I won't kick him out.

"Look up in the sky! It's a bird,no. It's a plane, no. It's sysper the super donged!"

"He's faster than a speeding vibrator! He's able to stop flying cum with his bare tongue! He's capable of leaping into tight asses! He screws for the teeth, when it is just us, and he's a good lay."

By day he is the humble and mild mannered Sys Kent, reporter for the Daily Plank.

"Psst, I once saw him whoop up on Chuck Norris. It was horrible for Chuck Norris, he couldn't resist sysper's blinky eye stare."


Sorry, I'm just a foolish codger enjoying a little honest fun. If he asks, I will quit complimenting and making jokes about sysper. Do not really see any harm yet could understand if he, or others may. Okay, I'll try not being such a lush. * files mental note, chuckles * Ha! Need a mind for that. hehe ... * wanders on *

[darkeyes]

Nope! You're a pacifist, remember ? :rolleyes: But I'd be glad to scuffle with ur " bruvva " for a night with her. :smilies15
If Alex boils 'is own head, nowt 2 do wiv me, now, is it:eek2:? Lickle Fwannie Innocence, me, aint I:)? And ne fitin' is by power of me gob... nowt violent.... don't want 2 hurt ne 1... just get ther b4 they do...:tongue:

U can scuffle wiv big bruv ifya like... he is 1 fing.... me sister in law is summat again.. she is no pacifist... an' wots's 'ers is 'ers....;):tongue:

...and Voidie can keep away an' all.. he must gave his dince's cap on 2 day. Wit else is Wonder Woman if not raven haired? Dull and boring, but raven haired... however, she is tall.. Fran is ne gel's if she is tall...:impleased

[darkeyes]

Melody, I was also going in the Mystique direction, myself...although I'm not sure if she counts as a heroine.

Void, I must say I am taken with how taken you are with sysper. And it took me by surprise to be so taken with your takenness.

I'm also *quite* taken with just how responsive people are being to this question.

*recovers breath from being taken so frequently and roughly*
Wy not a heroine? Doesn't that depend on wich side we r on?

..and Voidie is just being playful... mucky bugger...:tongue: U an'all by the state ofya, gel..:impleased.

[void()]

...and Voidie can keep away an' all.. he must gave his dince's cap on 2 day. Wit else is Wonder Woman if not raven haired? Dull and boring, but raven haired... however, she is tall.. Fran is ne gel's if she is tall...:impleased

Oy! Aye, I do hav me dincing cap on thank ye. Me eyes be glossin o'r fer lookin at the sysper man. Ye right Wonder Woman is a tosh of a doll innshe? MM, but I dare wager me no wanna lose me life fer a wee bit of cocky joy. Wonder Woman she be one o' those kin ladies what kills her boyo luvs after the act. magin poor void a snack fer a mantis. Nae gonna 'appen 'e tell ye. Although gotta say mmmm wonder woman ... if nae she be amazon void 'e might consider havin a dance most happy wiv 'er. * sits now lost in a day dream of bending Wonder Woman over ... has this very lost expression and a big wide smile *

[darkeyes]

Oy! Aye, I do hav me dincing cap on thank ye. Me eyes be glossin o'r fer lookin at the sysper man. Ye right Wonder Woman is a tosh of a doll innshe? MM, but I dare wager me no wanna lose me life fer a wee bit of cocky joy. Wonder Woman she be one o' those kin ladies what kills her boyo luvs after the act. magin poor void a snack fer a mantis. Nae gonna 'appen 'e tell ye. Although gotta say mmmm wonder woman ... if nae she be amazon void 'e might consider havin a dance most happy wiv 'er. * sits now lost in a day dream of bending Wonder Woman over ... has this very lost expression and a big wide smile *
I meant dunce's cap, u dope.. and u kno it.:love87:

[void()]

I meant dunce's cap, u dope.. and u kno it.:love87:

Oh now, yes I do know it. * snickering * Gladly wearing it too. Lolly joy my medicines wrought fer me last night. I hit rack just past 1 AM here, probably about 8 PM there if I'm doing my count correct. I was stone cold out in under five minutes. Damn back was flared up terrible and took to contorting on itself because the fookin nerves were whispering sweet nothings to all the muscles. "C'mon now sugar, you know you want to contact so tight ..."

Spasm is not enough to describe the sensation. All I can figure is the jolly rain sank into the bones, arthritis triggering the nerves then. Ruddy hell of it, I did nothing to warrant the shite yestern. Fixin to phone the Queen Mum and give her the gripe o'r it. 'er ruttin fault as she deemed it to rain in my area, just know it. Not nuff she sends the Mr. Bean look alike Poop o'r to yammer bout the strife o' the common man, nae she gots to rain on me to ensure I nae see the effs a comin witout lube or reach around thank ye very much. Daft bikken sod she is.

* wanders along , reaches up checking his neck to be sure no noose round it fer calling the old bird a daft sod *

* returns to find the Big Yelling Book to look up Queen Mum's digits, recalls getting a peevish secretary last time, used the 'business digits', won't this time *

[Annika L]

Wy not a heroine? Doesn't that depend on wich side we r on?

Well now that's exactly the issue, silly one. I don't know enough about the X-Men series to know (a) which side Mystique is on...at which phase of the story/at any given time, let alone overall, or (b) really, which side I am on.

Hence, my statement "I'm not sure if she counts as a heroine."

[void()]

Well now that's exactly the issue, silly one.
I don't know enough about the X-Men series to know (a) which side
Mystique is on...at which phase of the story/at any given time, let
alone overall, or (b) really, which side I am on.

Hence, my statement "I'm not sure if she counts as a heroine."

We should let Fran have Mystique as a give me. Yes, I have ulterior
motives. Not quite sure what those ulterior motives are presently,
aware though, I do have them.

I will take Daredevil as a super hero fantasy lover. The reasoning
for me, he reminds me of Beowulf. Could be his eyes as he could be
my nose to smell.

Funny that, me asking someone to describe a scent by tactile means.
May ask them what color a scent is as well. This is helpful only a
portion of the time.

Know having no sense of smell & limited taste do creep into my
writing. Difficult to express synesthesia in description. Or, I
do not offer any description of scent, taste at all. Try faking
it but have qualms in that.

[darkeyes]

Superheroes and supervillains r a bit of a mystery to me, really... it's only since they began making films of the characters I know owt about them.. Mystique being a morph can come home 2 me ne time she wishes... then I can have whoever I want every day of me life until me number gets called.. :impleased.

[void()]

then I can have whoever I want every day of me
life until me number gets called.. .

Ace of a notion there. :) Only concern I would have, the person she
imitated would pop up and you would not know the difference. Could make
for an interesting nineteen seventies kind of sitcom.

Mystique, if as clever in reality as in the comics, would avoid such an
incident from occurring. But that engineer Murphy often finds a way to
turn all plans sideways. Eventually, it would happen and be kind of hi
larious.

[darkeyes]

Ace of a notion there. :) Only concern I would have, the person she
imitated would pop up and you would not know the difference.
Sounds gud 2 me... then I can have 2 gorge of the same. Like identical twins...

...and have sum1 yummie who wudnt touch me wiv a bargepole cept 2 brain me wiv it. And trust me.. ther r a few... k, she wud b a facsimile but bettern not, hey:confused::impleased

Sounds betta more I think about it...:tongue:

[void()]

entical twins...
...and have sum1 yummie who wudnt touch me wiv a bargepole cept 2 brain
me wiv it. And trust me.. ther r a few... k, she wud b a facsimile but
bettern not, hey Sounds betta more I think about it...[/QUOTE]


Aye, that it does. :) :D Here is a sweet tart I could imagine not
touching me, but if Mystique were to imitate her, different story.

38515

[Annika L]

Oh, I certainly wasn't suggesting that *anyone else's* choice of Mystique was inappropriate...just angsting over my own choice.

Ok...let's all agree she's fine. I want in on this identical twin business! *mucky grin*

[darkeyes]

Oh, I certainly wasn't suggesting that *anyone else's* choice of Mystique was inappropriate...just angsting over my own choice.

Ok...let's all agree she's fine. I want in on this identical twin business! *mucky grin*Feel free.. more the merrier...:impleased

[void()]

Oh, I certainly wasn't suggesting that *anyone
else's* choice of Mystique was inappropriate...just angsting over my own
choice.

Ok...let's all agree she's fine. I want in on this identical twin
business! *mucky grin*



Feel free.. more the merrier...


Concur with Fran, more the merrier. Although, I'm trying to imagine two
Frans and Two Annika's. Wow! This could become rather fun, rather
quickly. Perhaps offer the twin versions beans for sexual favors, bless
them with the holy vine and put the pod in them. Boggle, see my religion
mockery already becoming corrupted by carnal pleasures.

I will defer to to my blessed sysper man to save me. He can use his pod
on me to burst my aching prostate and balls. That will be punishment for
coyly ensnaring my religion in corruption, or even creating a religion to
begin with.

Yes, oh yes! Please save me sysper man! These delightfully sexy Amazons
are clouding my lush mind with humid vapors unfit to grow beans.
Erstwhile, I am falling pray to their mantis like wiles and may be
eaten.

You sysper man can defend me by virtue of your mighty cocky attitude and
your zestful return from the bounds of Kyrpton. Barring that I have only
Mr. Putin, since he destroys Chuck Norris, there is no way these wenches
can further tangle me in their hungers.

[Annika L]

Concur with Fran, more the merrier. Although, I'm trying to imagine two
Frans and Two Annika's. Wow!

Yes, oh yes! Please save me sysper man! These delightfully sexy Amazons
are clouding my lush mind

Now, do feel free to correct me, anyone who knows more about such things...but would not two Frans *and* two Annikas require two *Mystiques*?

Also...whatever you might say of me (I'm tallish, but I hardly consider myself an Amazon!), I am quite sure that Fran would deny Amazon status. What are you these days, Fran? 5'2"? 3'8"? :tongue: Oooh, of course, I'm making a rather dangerous assumption, I suppose, that void is referring to us at all.

[darkeyes]

Now, do feel free to correct me, anyone who knows more about such things...but would not two Frans *and* two Annikas require two *Mystiques*?

Also...whatever you might say of me (I'm tallish, but I hardly consider myself an Amazon!), I am quite sure that Fran would deny Amazon status. What are you these days, Fran? 5'2"? 3'8"? :tongue: Oooh, of course, I'm making a rather dangerous assumption, I suppose, that void is referring to us at all.
5'1", luffly person.. but dont think Voidie wos suggesting he take on 2 u's an' 2 me's at same time.. apart from fact he wud die in the attempt, he can have the Mystique me at best:eek2:.. the me me is not up for grabs 2 peeps wiv wrong bits.. even then pillow talk tween 'er an' I will consist of me tellin' 'er not 2 b daft an' stick wiv peeps wiv right bits.. :tongue::impleased Wot the u u and the Mystique u dus is entirely ur own decisions, Annika....:). Think carefully..:tongue:

Hard onya Voidie? Yep... but a necessary evil I'm afraid...;)

[void()]

Hard onya Voidie? Yep... but a necessary evil I'm afraid...

An evil I gladly endure from friends as you and Annika. Much as I'm sure
such a fantasy if ever created as real, could be a death of me.
Know too, I would doubtlessly cower away before it even started. Not one
to force myself on others even in fantasy.

Seen a few of the fantasy rape type of porns. Sorry, more repulsed by it
than aroused. Sure can understand how some may get their jollies being
handled or handling roughly. Not for this old dog even would that he be
in royal fashion.

Kind of scares me to imagine myself forcing or being forced, even as
play. Either are so beyond the keen of who I am as to ever be unlikely
to be me. Not a 'victim' or 'aggressor'. Which leaves me at balance, yet
again. Excuse me, must find a pistol to shoot myself in the foot,
again too.

"Feel it now, ___" I'd ask myself. Sit with a dull blank
stare I'm afraid. But for me balance in flux seems the better of states
even should it deem me a bit of a sociopath at times.

Toss it all! Maybe, I ought to see a Manchester footie and get pissed
off my ass. Not really a sporting guy but maybe doing something trivial
out of character would be beneficial. Could pucker for more evil from my
mates. They may grow rather fond of dishing it, or
the opposite and offer torture instead, leave me to my own peace.

I would write but have hit a snag yet again. Damn scatter brain decided on
holiday to find more material. "We're sorry, the writer inside has
stepped off, why don't you bugger off! *Beeep!*" One day I may hunt the
bastard down, give him the taste of a bat or few. He may like it though.
*sighs and wanders along*

[Melody Dean]

Well now that's exactly the issue, silly one. I don't know enough about the X-Men series to know (a) which side Mystique is on...at which phase of the story/at any given time, let alone overall, or (b) really, which side I am on.

Hence, my statement "I'm not sure if she counts as a heroine."

Well, personally, I have VAD (Villain Attraction Disorder). So any super villain is also a superhero in my book....

[Annika L]

Well, personally, I have VAD (Villain Attraction Disorder). So any super villain is also a superhero in my book....

Heh. This sounds like a dangerous disorder. I mean...the Penguin just isn't an attractive gent...nor the Joker for that matter. Now Magneto's another story, and Mystique for sure...but hell, who *isn't* hot in that series?

[pepperjack]

All right, that does it ! :rolleyes: This is noir animal magnetism personified ! :tongue::smilies15 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQrWgArhpFI

[void()]

Heh. This sounds like a dangerous disorder. I mean...the Penguin just isn't an attractive gent...nor the Joker for that matter. Now Magneto's another story, and Mystique for sure...but hell, who *isn't* hot in that series?

Toad, unless portrayed by Ray Parks. Ray Parks also plays Snake Eyes in the Live Action G.I. Joe movies. He truly practices becoming invisible, even to act. Such a cute thing doing it though. * sighs *

[Annika L]

See what I'm sayin'?

[darkeyes]

Toad, unless portrayed by Ray Parks. Ray Parks also plays Snake Eyes in the Live Action G.I. Joe movies. He truly practices becoming invisible, even to act. Such a cute thing doing it though. * sighs *
​The Toad is back!!! Yesterday, on Auntie Beeb Danger Mouse returned 2 our screens in a brand new series... sexiest mouse on the planet, and his nemesis, Baron Silas Von Greenback... aahhhhh just like me childhood. No more wearing out of old DVDs 2 get me fix!!!:impleased

[void()]

See what I'm sayin'?

"Listen! Smell something?" :)

[void()]

​The Toad is back!!! Yesterday, on Auntie Beeb Danger Mouse returned 2 our screens in a brand new series... sexiest mouse on the planet, and his nemesis, Baron Silas Von Greenback... aahhhhh just like me childhood. No more wearing out of old DVDs 2 get me fix!!!:impleased

Yay! Not seen Danger Mouse but still yet in reading over a wave in Auntie Beeb's window (http://is.gd/D8lMFf), I can see how his telly glow would be worthy of joy in bringing back. It would be like someone bringing back Mighty Mouse or Betty Boop here for us.

* Wanders on now singing to self "Here I come to save the day!" ...*

[Melody Dean]

Heh. This sounds like a dangerous disorder. I mean...the Penguin just isn't an attractive gent...nor the Joker for that matter. Now Magneto's another story, and Mystique for sure...but hell, who *isn't* hot in that series?

Oh, I don't mean every villain, but I am much more likely to find the villain attractive in a story than the hero. And when it comes to the Joker, especially the Heath Ledger version (or possibly the upcoming Jared Leto version), I can sympathize with Harley Quinn. In fact, Harley Quinn herself deserves a place in my bedroom...

[void()]

Can a former KGB operative count as a super hero? * smirking * Gaining more & more respect for someone the more I explore a different version of history and current affairs. Am sure there are faults and sure too there is some propaganda. Aware of what that resembles though and treading cautiously. It seems fairly straight forward and candid unlike what is otherwise presented.

[Annika L]

"Listen! Smell something?" :)

Something about this post just doesn't feel right....

[Annika L]

Yay! Not seen Danger Mouse but still yet in reading over a wave in Auntie Beeb's window (http://is.gd/D8lMFf), I can see how his telly glow would be worthy of joy in bringing back. It would be like someone bringing back Mighty Mouse or Betty Boop here for us.

* Wanders on now singing to self "Here I come to save the day!" ...*

But...Mighty Mouse and Betty Boop were overrated and under-entertaining...

Have not seen Danger Mouse, but I've meant to for years...now Fran is making me want to look some up! (Sexiest mouse on the planet? *raises brow* Now that's entertainment!)

[void()]

Something about this post just doesn't feel right....

I used too much pepper again. Drat, knew it. Here taste this one, see it now? ;) :)

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But...Mighty Mouse and Betty Boop were overrated and under-entertaining...

Have not seen Danger Mouse, but I've meant to for years...now Fran is making me want to look some up! (Sexiest mouse on the planet? *raises brow* Now that's entertainment!)

Maybe, or we all may expect too much. Hoped we had global peace by now. Here & Now is our reality though. Not entertaining to whishing in one hand, filling the other with dung, seeing which fills first. Hope is needed. Without it no dreams are realized. Hope only an expectation if we're honest. Sorry for being.

Excuse me, mind shifted. Good to not think, even if under entertained, sometimes. Thinking can hurt too much.

[darkeyes]

Betty Boop overrated? OMG... worran awful thing 2 say... as child I spent a dozen years trying 2 b her! Under-entertaining? Both, me darling Annika, like beauty, depend on the eye of the beholder;)! As for Mighty Mouse, I agree wivya, but me dad inususred on hush if he wos watching a 'toon of 'is... an' woe betide ne1 who cud b heard breathing.. and rvil things happened 2 ne who waljed 'tween him an' te telly wile Mighty Mouse wos on... sad wazzock that 'e wos...:tongue:

No sex in Danger Mouse I am afraid.. just cool and a sexy cool mouse.. James Bond eatcha heart out..
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ueW6_PdRrwk

The Trip 2 America is 1st I remember watching.... was all of 3! Fell in luff there and then..

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No sex in Danger Mouse I am afraid.. just cool and a sexy cool mouse.. James Bond eatcha heart out..
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ueW6_PdRrwk
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Hinky. :) "Night fell, *thud* dawn rose." Need to go create an umbrella to protect against falling nights, or maybe larger saddles.

[Melody Dean]

Have we moved on to talking about sexy cartoons? Because if so, I have to give a nod to Malachite and Zoisite from Sailor Moon. Yes, the villains again. It probably helps that Zoisite is female in the American version and male in the Japanese version.

[Annika L]

Betty Boop overrated? OMG... worran awful thing 2 say... as child I spent a dozen years trying 2 b her! Under-entertaining? Both, me darling Annika, like beauty, depend on the eye of the beholder;)

Yes darling...but you see, *I* am the beholder. So I gets to make the call!


No sex in Danger Mouse I am afraid.. just cool and a sexy cool mouse.. James Bond eatcha heart out..
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ueW6_PdRrwk

The Trip 2 America is 1st I remember watching.... was all of 3! Fell in luff there and then..

Never thought you were suggesting there was sex in DM.

But OMG, on watching that cartoon, I have such emotional response! First, it's brilliant! Totally Gilliam-esque, and just plain good silly fun. Humor for imaginative children...such a rare thing!

But wait, there's more! It was like an odd form of deja vu. I swear I *have* seen DM before...the [rat-like] mouse, the mole, the toad...it's not just a dark form of the Wind in the Willows...the characters (and their characteristics) seemed completely familiar. And yet I can't believe I'd have seen that show as a child and not been impressed...not have prioritized watching it...let alone completely forgotten about it. So I can't explain it. But thank you for posting that link.

[Annika L]

Have we moved on to talking about sexy cartoons? Because if so, I have to give a nod to Malachite and Zoisite from Sailor Moon. Yes, the villains again. It probably helps that Zoisite is female in the American version and male in the Japanese version.

Well, I haven't posted it as an official topic...but we do seem to be on the subject, and I believe it fits the intent of the thread...AND it's about time for a new topic...so sure, let's agree that that's what we're talking about now!

Of course, I don't have strong opinions here. I'm not familiar with many post-1970's cartoons. I vaguely remember having a thing for the girl in the Fantastic Four who could turn invisible (but of course now we're back to superheros). But Bugs Bunny has always been extremely sexy to me. Intelligent. Seductive. Smart-assed. Kinky. I do my best to live up to his standards and be worthy of his affection...but he still hasn't called. *sigh*

[sysper]

Well, I haven't posted it as an official topic...but we do seem to be on the subject, and I believe it fits the intent of the thread...AND it's about time for a new topic...so sure, let's agree that that's what we're talking about now!

Of course, I don't have strong opinions here. I'm not familiar with many post-1970's cartoons. I vaguely remember having a thing for the girl in the Fantastic Four who could turn invisible (but of course now we're back to superheros). But Bugs Bunny has always been extremely sexy to me. Intelligent. Seductive. Smart-assed. Kinky. I do my best to live up to his standards and be worthy of his affection...but he still hasn't called. *sigh*any guy who's secure enough with himself to dressup as a girl or kiss a dumbass hunter on the lips just to fuck with his head.............might not be attracted to him sexually but he's got my respect & admiration!

[Annika L]

any guy who's secure enough with himself to dressup as a girl or kiss a dumbass hunter on the lips just to fuck with his head.............might not be attracted to him sexually but he's got my respect & admiration!

I just can't wrap my head around calling Bugs Bunny a "guy". He may well be a male cartoon rabbit (although that is less than 100% clear)...but "guy"? I think that's a stretch.

However, I do take your point about the respect and admiration. But for me, those tend to *lead* to sexual attraction...yes, apparently even to a cartoon rabbit. *sigh* I'll never figure out how this damned brain of mine works...I got it second-hand and it came without an owner's manual.

[sysper]

I just can't wrap my head around calling Bugs Bunny a "guy". He may well be a male cartoon rabbit (although that is less than 100% clear)...but "guy"? I think that's a stretch.

However, I do take your point about the respect and admiration. But for me, those tend to *lead* to sexual attraction...yes, apparently even to a cartoon rabbit. *sigh* I'll never figure out how this damned brain of mine works...I got it second-hand and it came without an owner's manual.
my brain works in weird ways too. sometimes i try & figure out why, but sometimes i don't wanna stress myself out & forget it :oh: all i meant by "guy" is male. but u gotta admit his hands look like he's a human wearing white gloves so maybe "guy" somehow fits lol.

[pepperjack]

Well, I haven't posted it as an official topic...but we do seem to be on the subject, and I believe it fits the intent of the thread...AND it's about time for a new topic...so sure, let's agree that that's what we're talking about now!

Of course, I don't have strong opinions here. I'm not familiar with many post-1970's cartoons. I vaguely remember having a thing for the girl in the Fantastic Four who could turn invisible (but of course now we're back to superheros). But Bugs Bunny has always been extremely sexy to me. Intelligent. Seductive. Smart-assed. Kinky. I do my best to live up to his standards and be worthy of his affection...but he still hasn't called. *sigh*


No Brainer here for me ! Definitely a 70's cartoon character......https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf7diA3Rcp8 my inspiration and mentor as a young hippie ! :smilies15

[Annika L]

No Brainer here for me ! Definitely a 70's cartoon character......https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf7diA3Rcp8 my inspiration and mentor as a young hippie ! :smilies15

I must say, I see a lot of sex, but not a lot of sexy there. S'ok...to each their own.

But something about the words "70's cartoon character" close to "young hippie" made me think of Shaggy from Scooby Doo. And Shaggy was *not* hot, or ever an object of fantasy...*Daphne* on the other hand...wow...talk about girlcrush. Of course, then I got older and realized she was an ineffectual ditzy piece of eyecandy...but at 8, she was a role model!

[void()]

...the characters (and their characteristics) seemed completely familiar. And yet I can't believe I'd have seen that show as a child and not been impressed...not have prioritized watching it...let alone completely forgotten about it. So I can't explain it.

I ran a saw mill in Macon, Ga for a while. It was part of some training via an army adjunct. Kind of weird that I met my wife as a young girl on vaction to Gettysburg, PA. Met her dad then too. Met her dad then again as I had my 21st birthday in the navy. Had met him in Macon, GA as well before that. and now I'm here married to his daughter and living in WV just down the hill from him.

I recall all these odd 'bumping into' him meetings, no explaination comes aside from a vauge sense that I've had more training, done more than I know, also recall a trip to part of the U.K. though rather not say where because was told what I was doing was not quite level. Her dad was something of a contact then, as well.

Monday I was splitting wood. He come up and was feeding me logs. After a bit he called for a break. I chuckled as a wave of fatigue began to creep up. "Hey Chief, we doing good being long ways from Macon, Ga. Non?" He smirked and winked at me. "Son. you still keep going too fast." He's twenty some years older than me. I chuckled again. "Just you 50's models got all rusted up", i said.

He laughed and asked about me. "Well, they made us 70's models go back to the 30's models but rebuild in better material, made us lighter, more light than heat, we go longer, faster, harder but we got messy souls." He shook his head and laughed. I still have no clue why our pasts seem so entertwined.

I was there when his daddy died. I went in that morning and put his daddy's hand up on his chest, leaned down kissed him gently on his forehead. As the coroner came to collect, it was me that covered all reflective surfaces in the house, stopped every clock. Ate his daddy's sins the very few there were.

And he knew I did this, knew I would, knew I could and understood the tradition and let me. My wifes father here I talk about, not her granddaddy. Her dad let me see his dad off. Guess he also understood how I so loved his dad too. I went on my own one day and had started working out a drive boogey on his dozer. It had become warped from general use, was twisting the track and causing slips, could have ultimately maybe flipped the dozer over on him. He had fussed of needing to do it. I got up the next morning, went at it, he come up a few hours later and was shocked. Loved him, wanted him safe, even from his dozer he shared blood and sweat with.

And no, I'm no ordained sin eater. I just know the rites, know the ways and meanings. His daddy went home safe, clean and no marks on his record. And my wife's dad had told me that morning, "He's in the bedroom there, if you want to see him". Then, he stepped off. After I had secured everything, and let everything come to pass I walked out to see him. Reached over into his breast pocket, took a smoke, we sat each having one and there were no words for a long while. It was the paused moment just before the coroner arrived. He broke, I hugged him and told him it was okay. He hugged back and thanked me. He said then I need to go to his daughter. I waited and let the coroner get his dad in the escort, then, went to his daughter.

She did not want to see her granddaddy like that. Her dad understood, I did too. And yet to this day, still feel for whatever reason me and her dad are something akin to buds, him my overwatch and me the rock n' rolling wild kid that gets to be tossed at wolves, clean up messes, do what needs done. He's there to mind I keep coloring in the lines as it were, to help offset any 'colateral damage'. But I may be reading some kind of screwed up paranoidial delueded false memory created to help me make sense of the deja vu with him. So, can understand you having that sense of "hey, seen this before but um, whoa ... erm, what happen, where did I go ... why can I remember but not remember".

Also have a sense of that in the place Crete, and in Ioania in now modern Turkey. But the sense with it is a sense of something really unsettling, really evil. As far as I'm aware not been to either, yet have this over powering feeling of that evil in these places. And it ties into a lot of what is going on in current affairs. I can see the continuity of it, yet can't explain it.

Sorry if a bit of life and remembering of the dead is too raw, intimate. Sometimes it's how we are for no reason but it is what it is, life, living. Wish I understood a lot more of the past, spefically mine. Keep thinking I have parts figure, but as pepper points out real clear, that's when it all goes sideways and I have to start over again. Leben frisst uns alle und er schaufelt uns in den Mund.

[Melody Dean]

I must say, I see a lot of sex, but not a lot of sexy there. S'ok...to each their own.

But something about the words "70's cartoon character" close to "young hippie" made me think of Shaggy from Scooby Doo. And Shaggy was *not* hot, or ever an object of fantasy...*Daphne* on the other hand...wow...talk about girlcrush. Of course, then I got older and realized she was an ineffectual ditzy piece of eyecandy...but at 8, she was a role model!

Nah, I was always a Velma fan, all the way.

[darkeyes]

Nah, I was always a Velma fan, all the way.
Never fails 2 amaze me how peeps dismiss another's fancy cos they have hots for some1 else.. have done it mesel, Mel, but long ago decided 2 always keep anotha's fancy on the back burner just in in case or for future reference.. has been ver useful too in the past.. stopped me having to make best of a big ole bed all on ownsome;).

[Melody Dean]

Never fails 2 amaze me how peeps dismiss another's fancy cos they have hots for some1 else.. have done it mesel, Mel, but long ago decided 2 always keep anotha's fancy on the back burner just in in case or for future reference.. has been ver useful too in the past.. stopped me having to make best of a big ole bed all on ownsome;).

Oh no, not dismissed, just a way of saying I preferred Velma. Personally, I think having a fancy counts just as much as what that fancy is. Passion is good.

[darkeyes]

It serpently is.. pash, darlin' Mel, is amazin'!:love87:

[pepperjack]

Well, I haven't posted it as an official topic...but we do seem to be on the subject, and I believe it fits the intent of the thread...AND it's about time for a new topic...so sure, let's agree that that's what we're talking about now!

Of course, I don't have strong opinions here. I'm not familiar with many post-1970's cartoons. I vaguely remember having a thing for the girl in the Fantastic Four who could turn invisible (but of course now we're back to superheros). But Bugs Bunny has always been extremely sexy to me. Intelligent. Seductive. Smart-assed. Kinky. I do my best to live up to his standards and be worthy of his affection...but he still hasn't called. *sigh*

Bugs Bunny " extremely sexy ? " Are you serious ? Back in my day, a rabbit's style of fucking was considered " wham, bam, thank-you ma'am ."

[Annika L]

Dead serious. Are you familiar with Bugs? He's not a wham-bam kinda toon (well, except to people trying to kill him maybe). He's the sort to seduce a girl slowly over a nice dinner and a bottle of wine. He whispers sweet nothings...even savory somethings at times. And I picture his love-making style as slow and sensual.

Sadly, I'm pretty sure he's gay. As many guys as I've seen him kiss, I don't think I've ever seen him kiss or otherwise woo a woman (catcalls don't count...that's just posturing). And he does a killer Liberace impersonation. Not that you can draw conclusions from that. It's just a hypothesis. Makes me feel better about his not asking me out.

[pepperjack]

Dead serious. Are you familiar with Bugs? He's not a wham-bam kinda toon (well, except to people trying to kill him maybe). He's the sort to seduce a girl slowly over a nice dinner and a bottle of wine. He whispers sweet nothings...even savory somethings at times. And I picture his love-making style as slow and sensual.

Sadly, I'm pretty sure he's gay. As many guys as I've seen him kiss, I don't think I've ever seen him kiss or otherwise woo a woman (catcalls don't count...that's just posturing). And he does a killer Liberace impersonation. Not that you can draw conclusions from that. It's just a hypothesis. Makes me feel better about his not asking me out.

Well, his constant carrot munching could be interpreted as a " phallic compulsion, " ahem. :rolleyes: ;)

[Annika L]

Well, his constant carrot munching could be interpreted as a " phallic compulsion, " ahem. :rolleyes: ;)

Or...though this is just a thought...it could be an attempt to quit smoking. Bugs did hit the scene in a day and age where friggin' *everyone* smoked.

[darkeyes]

Sadly he's gay, Annika? tsk tsk... I know wotcha meant by it, but it dusn't read nicely... tho must admit, evidence of his gaiety (now there's a word we don't c much of nowadays) is kinda confirmed by Pep by his interpretation of Bugs liking for carrots.. I gave up smoking when I was quite young wivout resorting 2 carrots.. tho must admit I do munch the odd carrot now an then.. healthy eating of fresh veggie, ya kno? Me big sister tho, the cow that she is, still says I found it easy 2 give up cos me gob was invariably filled ne way (no, I will not elaborate:eek2:!!!).. I was young memba.. but trust me, I did not find it easy giving up smokes.

[void()]

Or...though this is just a thought...it could be an attempt to quit smoking. Bugs did hit the scene in a day and age where friggin' *everyone* smoked.

Even smoking could be seen as a phallic compulsion. The vaping I do could be as well. Any kind of oral fixation could be seen as such.

[void()]

I did not find it easy giving up smokes.

Ugh. Around 35 years of smoking, smokeless tobacco use it has not been easy to stop. Vaping helps me though. Get nicotiene sure, it is in a form what reduces harm occured with commerical tobacco. Some reaserch I have seen drops my risk of cancer to on par with non-smokers, if I vape.

I have stopped nabbing the snuck cigarette now. Cannot finish one as they taste nasty and choke me up now. My body is rejecting and repulsing the toxins. On the other hand I can vape hard all week and maybe need to drink more water, keep throar from drying out a little. For me vaping hard would be ~ 6mL of juice in a week. Have a 'tank' that holds ~ 3mL, a week would require two fills of that.

Bet mints still tickle your tongue. :) Know they did mine for quite a while.

[darkeyes]

Even smoking could be seen as a phallic compulsion. The vaping I do could be as well. Any kind of oral fixation could be seen as such.
Clitoral?

[Annika L]

Sadly he's gay, Annika? tsk tsk... I know wotcha meant by it, but it dusn't read nicely...

I would have hoped that in the context of me being attracted to him, it would read just fine.

[void()]

Clitoral?

That could be ice cream cones, ice pops. You got to lick those and not suck. Do know some enjoy a sucked clit too. Most often though the licking keeps ticking.

[darkeyes]

That could be ice cream cones, ice pops. You got to lick those and not suck. Do know some enjoy a sucked clit too. Most often though the licking keeps ticking.
I wudnt consider fixating on the clitoris a phallic compulsion even if sucking is involved.. sucking clit is luffly btw outdone only by having one's own sucked... dunno bout u, but have usually found oral sex a mixture of licking, sucking, bzzzzzing, and nibbling, also involving the occasional blowing of razzers...... having 1's clit bzzzzzed is well.. dead yummie.... and licking ice cream cones and icepops or even the cream out of an eclair cud b sed 2 involve a clitoral compulsion... but they arent, just as they arent phallic compulsions.... simply luffly things 2 do...:tongue:

[void()]

I wudnt consider fixating on the clitoris a phallic compulsion even if sucking is involved.. sucking clit is luffly btw outdone only by having one's own sucked... dunno bout u, but have usually found oral sex a mixture of licking, sucking, bzzzzzing, and nibbling, also involving the occasional blowing of razzers...... having 1's clit bzzzzzed is well.. dead yummie.... and licking ice cream cones and icepops or even the cream out of an eclair cud b sed 2 involve a clitoral compulsion... but they arent, just as they arent phallic compulsions.... simply luffly things 2 do...:tongue:

Oh no, was not conflating clit with phallus. Sorry, thought we were trying to figure what would represent clit fixation.

Excuse me, had a rather interesting morning this morning. A whole mess of medical fun was involved.

[Annika L]

Geez, I can't keep up with you peeps!

I post a question about superheroes, and you want to talk cartoons. So I change the question to cartoons, and you go off about phallic fixations! What's a girl to do? :tongue:

At what age do you feel you reached your "sexual peak"? The question is intended to address "as of this moment"...so if you're still on an upward trajectory, feel free to say so, or just answer "now".

[darkeyes]

Am ver bad at following rules Annika.. but think u kno that...:love87:

Wen did I reach me sexual peak? Am at it now they tell me.. and since babba wos birthed, and I finally got down 2 resuming an active sex life, seem 2 have become much more randy, much more eager, much more needful, much more often... a girl's life is such a trial..:tongue:.. long may it continue :impleased.

[sysper]

definately past my prime, most part not taken advantage of, so much prime wasted. my lack of success tends to make it die down yet it does refuse to die. the right person might make it rage but who knows.

[void()]

Interesting answer you may find in my quarter. Did not hit puberty technically until mid twenties. Thank testosterone ethanate for that happening.

Then, after some years on it the big corporations & big government decided to profit one corporation in the U.S. only. I spoke directly to the FDA agent in charge of testosterone, at the time. He told me the government could not endorse any particular company's product but due to recent (then) FDA crack downs on violations, only one company remained to produce the testosterone. We had to meet their price of near $100 per daily dose.

I had been getting an injection in me rump about every six weeks. Each vessel of it ran around $25 and held enough for three sure doses, a fourth if a nurse 'squeezed' the bottle. This worked out alright for us and was affordable. My body needs the testosterone, least ways that is what a specific doctor, endrocrynologist of some statute, told me as he perscribed it.

With it my body 'acts' normal and so do my 'moods', though i kind of stay in a flat dead pan mood all the time. Think of Edgar Allen Poe's melancholic state and you begin to sense my 'moods', only one.

Wife seeing new cost becomes enraged. Me being the quiet guy has few triggers, unhappy wife to me means unhappy life, much as my melancholy is happiness. So, I ask her what can we expect to do? Her response was I come off the testosterone.

Understand it alters genetics, works molecularly even. So, the FBI genetic profile I had taken at age twent some is null and void. Yeah, had it while in the military, as they were running a medical battery on me to deterimine my fitness of duty. I would possibly have cost them, ergo I was 'let go'.

Point being, my genetics have now been altered twice since that profile. My fingerprints have even possibly altered.

Yay! Oh Joy I can go do crime, go off testosterone a bit, hop back on and scramble my DNA, leave no traces. Yay! Well, could if would but wouldn't as I'm too suspect, a qualifiable 'person of interest' indefinitely. Part of that 'interest' is in the DNA changing, another part lies in my counter forensics knowledge, skills, skills in odd herbology, skills in rough general mechanics ( may not be capable of turning wrenches much, but know where to turn them and why ),

Part from some poor man's james bond skills what w/ explosives, weapons, some martial arts, gizmos etc. All in I'm just your general average 'person of interest'. "Hey, that guy is a sociapathic polymath, we better watch him."

About two years ago, a psychology doc suggested I go back on testosterone. And there's my second DNA remixing. :) See? I'm just a chamealon in disguise with others surronding himself. We all seem keen to worship Chico Marx. "No matter where ya go, there ya are", being one of his greatest zen statements and possibly the greatest ever spoken. :bowdown::bowdown:

So, in asking about sexual prime?

Not found mine yet. I'm on a second puberty lately. *chuckles* It can be terrible at times. Was suggested yet again the testosterone would help my 'moods'. *chuckling hard*

"Um, okay sure if you think so, doc."

About all it has done has at times given me a bit of sexual frustration. Due to living situation, wife and I lack privacy. that means if I want to gang rape her with twenty of myselves, I need to appoint at least ten as look outs. Not that I'm keen to gang rape, or even rape my wife. That was mere illustration, no sex is to be had, unless it's to jack off sneakily. And that gets ... eh, fuck, ... erm ... pointless?, Bland?, Boring?, Dull? after a while.

So not there yet, not sure I will ever be there. Just call me a freak, it is as close to true as there is.

[Annika L]

I suppose I never made my own disclosure here. Mine just went up and up well past my mid-30's. It seems to have entered a period of up and down just now, though still quite reliable most of the time.

[Melody Dean]

At what age do you feel you reached your "sexual peak"? The question is intended to address "as of this moment"...so if you're still on an upward trajectory, feel free to say so, or just answer "now".

Now. Very much right now.

I've read studies that say women don't actually peak in their 30's, that it's a myth. That possibly women have settled with a partner and more sure of themselves at that stage in their life.

I call BS. While yes, having the sexual confidence might have a bit to do with it, I am definitely feeling a biologically linked higher libido. It's a compulsion and can be quite inconvenient at times.

[darkeyes]

Now. Very much right now.

I've read studies that say women don't actually peak in their 30's, that it's a myth. That possibly women have settled with a partner and more sure of themselves at that stage in their life.

I call BS. While yes, having the sexual confidence might have a bit to do with it, I am definitely feeling a biologically linked higher libido. It's a compulsion and can be quite inconvenient at times.
I 2 have read of studies wich poopoo the idea that men and women reach ther sexual peak something like a nale sexual peak apart (18years). The truth of it is God knows wot... I kno I feel sexually in me prime now.. sed that in me previous post... and kno women of my age who feel likewise. Whether I, or they are at our sexual peaks is another matter.. I have never been quite clear wot it means..

..and regarding guys in the bad old days wen I bedded them, sex wiv an older guy wos generally better and more satisfying.. more varied. Not becessarily more exciting but more satisfying.. Partly cos they had more patience and attended 2 my needs much more readily than a boy of 18.. they controlled their willie better... that of course dusn't mean necessarily that they were in their sexual peak. Compared 2 a younger lad the amount of cum produced I generally found less even in 24 and 25 yo guys.. and the recovery time much less in the case of younger guys.. and younger guys wer generally less liable 2 nod off str8 after a shag.. but as with women just what do we mean by sexual peak? Probably we need a lickle thought put in2 the question b4 we try and supply an answer..

[Annika L]

..and regarding guys in the bad old days wen I bedded them, sex wiv an older guy wos generally better and more satisfying.. more varied. Not becessarily more exciting but more satisfying.. Partly cos they had more patience and attended 2 my needs much more readily than a boy of 18.. they controlled their willie better... that of course dusn't mean necessarily that they were in their sexual peak. Compared 2 a younger lad the amount of cum produced I generally found less even in 24 and 25 yo guys.. and the recovery time much less in the case of younger guys.. and younger guys wer generally less liable 2 nod off str8 after a shag.. but as with women just what do we mean by sexual peak? Probably we need a lickle thought put in2 the question b4 we try and supply an answer..

Brilliant idea, Fran! I amend the question to:

What does "sexual peak" mean for a woman? And for a man? And when (if you've not already said) did you experience yours?

[darkeyes]

Brilliant idea, Fran! I amend the question to:

What does "sexual peak" mean for a woman? And for a man? And when (if you've not already said) did you experience yours?
So far? Beginning at 20 past midnite till just after 2 this morning... dead yummie... as gud as its ev been... best not b over the hill now cos I expect it 2 b better next time...:impleased. Ther r some mornin's we just feel extra yum.. this is 1....:impleased

[Annika L]

So far? Beginning at 20 past midnite till just after 2 this morning... dead yummie... as gud as its ev been... best not b over the hill now cos I expect it 2 b better next time...:impleased. Ther r some mornin's we just feel extra yum.. this is 1....:impleased

Wait..."sexual peak" for a woman means 100 minutes of sex? Saaaaay, maybe I'm still at my peak after all! :tongue:

[darkeyes]

Wait..."sexual peak" for a woman means 100 minutes of sex? Saaaaay, maybe I'm still at my peak after all! :tongue:
Did I say 100 minutes of sex:confused: Don't think so, mon cheri... sed much moren that if ya care 2 read again... :impleased:tongue:

[Annika L]

Did I say 100 minutes of sex:confused: Don't think so, mon cheri... sed much moren that if ya care 2 read again... :impleased:tongue:

Mebbe I'm just being dim, dear, but I still count 100 minutes between 20 after midnight and 2am. I mean, fair enough, you added "dead yummie" and "good as ever"...so I suppose I should have said "100 minutes of good sex". *wink*

No, really...what glaringly obvious thing am I missing? But be kind: I was getting all excited at the thought that I'm not past my peak! :)

[darkeyes]

...gud in Franspeak means brill.. awesome.. amazing .. mindblowing.. orgasmic... wild.... much more than (just over) 100 mins of mere sex... yep. Much more.... wos being self effacing wen I sed gud as eva... 'twas a sesh of short duration.... but worra short duration.. if a serpent person hadn't had2 go 2 work and I had kids 2 c 2 in morning, wos so triff that we mite not have come up for air yet gud....:impleased

[void()]

...gud in Franspeak means brill.. awesome.. amazing .. mindblowing.. orgasmic... wild.... much more than (just over) 100 mins of mere sex... yep. Much more.... wos being self effacing wen I sed gud as eva... 'twas a sesh of short duration.... but worra short duration.. if a serpent person hadn't had2 go 2 work and I had kids 2 c 2 in morning, wos so triff that we mite not have come up for air yet gud....:impleased

* has the Sysperman bring his tea with cozy, a bucket of fish n chips wrapped unsanitarily in three day old news rag ... sits and must watch the brill and triff lesbian erotic art ... has a spare bottle of vodka for Sysperman just in case he needs help 'membering to be a gent and just watch ;) *

* relizes his new 'sneaky' boots go thuddy thud thud thuddy still ... sighs as he needs to break them in *

[Annika L]

...gud in Franspeak means brill.. awesome.. amazing .. mindblowing.. orgasmic... wild.... much more than (just over) 100 mins of mere sex... yep. Much more.... wos being self effacing wen I sed gud as eva... 'twas a sesh of short duration.... but worra short duration.. if a serpent person hadn't had2 go 2 work and I had kids 2 c 2 in morning, wos so triff that we mite not have come up for air yet gud....:impleased

Ok...I don't even have to feel stupid over that! Yay!! I mean, sure, we can quibble over whether we both share the same understandings of "brill", "awesome", "amazing", "mindblowing", "orgasmic", and "wild"...but when I summarized your post as "100 minutes of good sex", the wink that followed was meant to acknowledge pretty much this same definition of "gud".

And I may still be in the running for "still in my prime"...although I do question whether we'd not have come up for air at this point. But then we're no longer sleek 35-year olds. *sigh*

[darkeyes]

Ok...I don't even have to feel stupid over that! Yay!! I mean, sure, we can quibble over whether we both share the same understandings of "brill", "awesome", "amazing", "mindblowing", "orgasmic", and "wild"...but when I summarized your post as "100 minutes of good sex", the wink that followed was meant to acknowledge pretty much this same definition of "gud".

And I may still be in the running for "still in my prime"...although I do question whether we'd not have come up for air at this point. But then we're no longer sleek 35-year olds. *sigh*
U can do it Duffy Moon.. u can do it... :impleased:love87:

[Annika L]

U can do it Duffy Moon.. u can do it... :impleased:love87:

Arright...whazzup with this Duffy Moon crap? 'splain! :eek2:

[darkeyes]

Arright...whazzup with this Duffy Moon crap? 'splain! :eek2:
Have utmost faith that ya wont need2 come up for air 2 quick, Annika... u can do it!:tongue:

[void()]

Have utmost faith that ya wont need2 come up for air 2 quick, Annika... u can do it!:tongue:

Aye she's a Duffy Moon inae she? t'would be sumpin guid to has go on but fear it'd go on, and on ... on ... *grins* De Duffy Moon she nae figure out she wear the chillins to sleep. arf makes me ache thinking on it. then i ponder sumpin else and boyo does it deedy so ache. ;) yer, dire need a fuckathon stead o' waiting e'ry two or four year. snafu, snafu but getting better gradual.

[Annika L]

Have utmost faith that ya wont need2 come up for air 2 quick, Annika... u can do it!:tongue:

*deep blush from Fran and void resolves, composure regained* Ok, look. I am not *so* very dim that I need a full translation of every line (though I can see where you might get that notion *wink*). I gots the gist, m'dear. My question was about Duffy Moon. Who or what are we talking about? Whence commeth the Duffy Moon reference?

[darkeyes]

U dont know Duffy Moon? Me either really until I finally got fed up wiv me big sister and bruvva getting at me for holding me breath and blowing out me cheeks wen in a childhood seethe (moi? neva!) and I got told... He was a lickle boy in an American kids telly show film in the 1970s who did same wen making gr8 efforts and peeps wer ridiculing him... grew up wiv the saying and use it on occasion mesel now.. am not tho ridiculing ya.. just wee bit of encouragement.. I suffered the ridicule:eek2:..

[void()]

*deep blush from Fran and void resolves, composure regained*

* slides one o'r fer the sailor boy * Ha! Serves ye right on so, ye make the sailor boy blush. 'e jist get ye back. Aye, t'was ye put notions o' fancy in me jots. Been in bits mytherin bout not to thrap and spluge all o'r. An ye sez ye an artist ... pish posh ... art but wot bind de todger up so not really art, ruddy torture. bah!

[darkeyes]

I take it all back Annika... u will understand wy in a min or so...http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tCT9IflJdM4

Trust me.. my sister and bruvva r in deep poop... is much worse than I thought... :yikes2: I was nev remotely like the lickle pillock..:eek2:

[void()]

I take it all back Annika... u will understand wy in a min or so...http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tCT9IflJdM4

Trust me.. my sister and bruvva r in deep poop... is much worse than I thought... :yikes2: I was nev remotely like the lickle pillock..:eek2:


:yikes2: :yikes2: :yikes2: ACK Gads! :yikes2::yikes2::yikes2: * Rushes off yelling and screaming in bits and fits, flails arms madly about and begins chanting, "Amuck, Amuck, Amuck ... " bounces off walls still chanting and rushing about madly *

* finally sits naked in the center of the floor spinning on his butt and crying, chanting "Please oh please revered Carlin, let me un-see it!" continues sobbing an wailing prayer to revered Carlin *

[Annika L]

* slides one o'r fer the sailor boy * Ha! Serves ye right on so, ye make the sailor boy blush. 'e jist get ye back. Aye, t'was ye put notions o' fancy in me jots. Been in bits mytherin bout not to thrap and spluge all o'r. An ye sez ye an artist ... pish posh ... art but wot bind de todger up so not really art, ruddy torture. bah!

It's been a strange week. Just got stranger. I have no idea whatsoever how this constitutes a response to my blush.

But wow, Fran...I mean...wow. Yeah...ty for the retraction, and give those buggers hell from me too. :tongue:

[void()]

It's been a strange week. Just got stranger. I have no idea whatsoever how this constitutes a response to my blush.

But wow, Fran...I mean...wow. Yeah...ty for the retraction, and give those buggers hell from me too. :tongue:

Not sure either. I'll be hung in the barn if needed.

[Annika L]

Not sure either. I'll be hung in the barn if needed.

Oh, my...no, no dear...it needn't come to that. No need for either hangings or barns. Just...uh...yeah, just.

[darkeyes]

Oh, my...no, no dear...it needn't come to that. No need for either hangings or barns. Just...uh...yeah, just.
Have been hung in a barn as it happens.. more than 1ce... dont knock it till ya try it, Annika...:tongue:

[void()]

Oh, my...no, no dear...it needn't come to that. No need for either hangings or barns. Just...uh...yeah, just.

May as well I think at times. Two different folks simultaneously pointing to flaws in my communication skills, and I think I communicate well enough. Yeah, may as well hang. If I cannot communicate, not much else I'm fit to do.

Cannot even take on a job as a cook at a greasy spoon. Not able to go out for the ditch digging crews, or manure shoveling. May as well hang. I'm either obsolete or unfit, either way I'm just fucked.

"Do what you love", I'm told. Love my wife. Beyond loving her and a general loving people I do not have much else I love. So what am I to to actually do?

"You'll find it on your own, we cannot help you. But we found it and are so happy", I hear. That ever elusive it is a fucking joke. Those finding the it are full of shit. If they had found an it, they could tell a person what to look for. They cannot. Besides that happiness is an ever fleeting target one cannot bottle, contain, control, continually have.

Me knowing this is not exactly helpful. It makes being hopeful near laughable if it were not so desolately depressing. so yeah, hanging some times seems a good call, not much else left really. Dislike feeling this way but really don't know how else to feel when the world is shit.

Trying to re-frame everything but not able to and not sure even that would help. "Oh look, put on the rose colored spectacles, you'll see it all so fabulously." I don't know anymore. Just tired of being tired, sick of being sick. But oh joy, no real help even from 'professionals'. All they can do is let me self diagnose, prognosis, step aside and be there with life lines if they're needed.

No, not suicidal. May sound it but not. Sure I feel shitty. Feel like everything points in that direction. But not there. I'm frustrated and mostly at myself for feeling this way. See? Can't even let myself feel bad. Fuck me running. *shakes noggin and goes silent*

[void()]

May as well I think at times. ...

In short, I was wrong to reply. Have learned it is better sometimes to not join in fun. Will rethink what I understand as fun as well.

[stonerboy710]

void I only skimmed your last two comments and barely know you, but it sounds like you enjoy the chase of the happy more than finding the happy. for me my happy is cooking, nothing makes me happier (outside of sex) than being in a kitchen feeding people and being the cause of their joyful experience. Seems like you need to ignore everyone and find your personal happy space, and you also need to remember happiness isn't a destination where you can finally say "I'm here." Its a constant fight for the best experience. Maybe conventional stuff isn't for you, maybe something weird and out of the box is it for you...Maybe (just shooting in the dark), dancing or bartender or server or teacher or something is right for you, something that by the nature of the job is a struggle in itself. You said greasy spoon isn't it but that's a greasy spoon, maybe a proper restaurant where you are happy to brag about is the place. Maybe your happy is something "different" like being a concierge that way you can show your love for people by being the catalyst that starts their night off right. Maybe your happy is still loving others, and maybe you need to try something like child services or some job like that where you help people.

You are not alone, many many many people work to survive and hate their life, many people have jobs they hate, many people aren't happy until they are miles away from work and home with loved ones. We all are reasons for someone else to wake up every morning, we all are beyond valuable in this world, and its the powers at bes goal to make us forget this. Keep your chin up more people want to see you happy than you can imagine.

[pepperjack]

Void, as a fellow writer I'm keenly aware of how profoundly depressed creative people can become & quite frankly... considering your many esoteric, varied, intellectual pursuits & ramblings....I find it very interesting you haven't discovered this gem of wisdom by now http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/n/nathanielh393626.html. :2cents: :)

[void()]

void I only skimmed your last two comments and barely know you, but it sounds like you enjoy the chase of the happy more than finding the happy. for me my happy is cooking, nothing makes me happier (outside of sex) than being in a kitchen feeding people and being the cause of their joyful experience. Seems like you need to ignore everyone and find your personal happy space, and you also need to remember happiness isn't a destination where you can finally say "I'm here." Its a constant fight for the best experience. Maybe conventional stuff isn't for you, maybe something weird and out of the box is it for you...Maybe (just shooting in the dark), dancing or bartender or server or teacher or something is right for you, something that by the nature of the job is a struggle in itself. You said greasy spoon isn't it but that's a greasy spoon, maybe a proper restaurant where you are happy to brag about is the place. Maybe your happy is something "different" like being a concierge that way you can show your love for people by being the catalyst that starts their night off right. Maybe your happy is still loving others, and maybe you need to try something like child services or some job like that where you help people.

You are not alone, many many many people work to survive and hate their life, many people have jobs they hate, many people aren't happy until they are miles away from work and home with loved ones. We all are reasons for someone else to wake up every morning, we all are beyond valuable in this world, and its the powers at bes goal to make us forget this. Keep your chin up more people want to see you happy than you can imagine.



... need to remember happiness isn't a destination where you can finally say "I'm here." Its a constant fight for the best experience.

I understand this and maybe too well at times. That's why I find myself often lost. Have trouble seeing what could make me happy. All I've had in life has been a constant struggle. On top of that I often deal with what I refer to as an inner monster. That is simply, anger. I have a great deal of trouble expressing anger. Most people get 'hot' with being angry. I skip that and go straight to being frigidly cold and in a highly frightening way, I shut off emotions, empathy most importantly. I have to 'guard' myself that I do not let go of the anger. Been giving a lot of thought to buying a heavy bag and putting it up in a barn, have a means to 'let go' then.


Maybe your happy is still loving others, and maybe you need to try something like child services or some job like that where you help people.

Often have mild fantasies of going into a home where some adult is abusing a child. Been on the receiving end, survived. So, you can figure in imagination what with anger being mentioned the outcome I see in the fantasy. And that is all wrong but it's all right too. Children need protected, revered, cherished. Adults not doing that tend to cause a sickness within me. I would be wrong in trying to be helpful for child services. I would care too much, be too involved and likely be a liability in that I'd not take any manure from abusive adults. In fact I'd be the one slinging manure down on the abusive adults in an act of uncorked vengeance. I can express this here and now in following a motto offered by the C.I.A, and the oracle of Delphi, "know thyself". I know myself and would not trust myself in child services.


Maybe your happy is something "different" like being a concierge that way you can show your love for people by being the catalyst that starts their night off right.

That I might see. May also see myself in a position of the professional and 'polite' security details. Did run as an E.M.T for a spell, enjoyed that. It was helping others in a really tight spot. The trouble in it is that I enjoyed it as a volunteer, not sure I could if it were a paid position. I'm not one to get into the political bull, even as a volunteer I never did. Let me go, help others, maybe save a life or two here and there. Leave the bull and paperwork for those keen on it. And no, i don't want no spotlight or any mention even. A smile on the face of a saved life is thanks enough. 'Job done? Move on to the next.'

Also not really a lot of concierge positions open in rural BFE. We got a Holiday Inn in town but not really much fancier than that. Recently had a Sheetz open. Last night all of us in our Hillbilly family loaded up and went out to it as something of an 'event'. The town roughly 6 miles away from where we live was nothing but a wide spot in the road between Parkersburg & Charleston. I commented that now it'll only be a Sheetz between them. that's likely the truth too. So it goes.


many people have jobs they hate, many people aren't happy until they are miles away from work and home with loved ones.

Therein lies part of the problem too. I don't have a job. Not had work for a few years now. In part it is due to not seeing anything available. In another part it comes back to trying to follow 'do what you love, love what you do'. I have no clue what I love to do. Never really had a 'broad and extensive leisure immersion' time. I know I enjoy spending time with my dogs and cats. I like to write but lately my ability, skill in that is seemingly not existent. I love, loving my wife. Yes, I love people too. Even love myself despite having faced twenty plus years of being told I was not even worth dung. So, I'm faced with how does a person 'do' those things and create something of a 'job' out of them?

On top of these mental issues, I face a little physical limitation as well. It isn't much yet it is enough to hamper what positions are open to be available to me. I also do not drive cars. That seems to be a real limitation. There's lots of trucking jobs open but if I cannot even manage a car license there's no way I could get C.D.L to drive trucks. And I kind of swore off doing that what with a stepfather who was abusive having been a trucker. Yes, that too is kind of a mental issue. I'm told not to be on ladders, not to lift over 40lbs for extended lengths. Being a stubborn mule, i of course, climb up ladders, lug around 100lbs at times. We got rid of the big tractor, so I cannot lift a ton and a half any longer, damn it. And I did that to help a dog who had a lead caught under the front wheels. Yeah, I'm a dumb lummox. I'll feel it later. 'Job done? Move to the next.'

There's no done in loving my animals, my wife, people. There are no goals, only that you keep on loving. With no goals there's no measure and then by extension no profit ergo no way to classify or make it a 'job'. Also find similar happening when I talk to therapist. They cannot classify what is wrong with me but know 'something' allegedly is. They cannot help because I'm not help-able, that is to say if they cannot figure out what 'is' wrong they cannot offer a 'solution'. I am pardon the jest, beyond help. I tell my wife I'll fashion a t-shirt one day with big block lettering reading "Too Late!"



I'll 'work' through this, it's what survivors do. I'm just not quite sure how yet. Never do like to bother planning but it seems like that is what is beckoning to be done. Need a path in order to blaize one. *chuckles* Catch 22 all over the place.

[void()]

Void, as a fellow writer I'm keenly aware of how profoundly depressed creative people can become & quite frankly... considering your many esoteric, varied, intellectual pursuits & ramblings....I find it very interesting you haven't discovered this gem of wisdom by now http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/n/nathanielh393626.html. :2cents: :)

:) Thank you for the reminder. *hug*

I think part of the over all 'problem' is I'm happy but not exactly in a way that seems to make sense or cents if you will. And I cannot get 'over' the 'hump' to find motivation to move on and find a way to make 'cents' in order to help make sense of living. That to me is kind of tough swallowing. You yourself ought to know what I mean when I say I've been brought up with the old school of thinking.

The husband creates what is provided, provides. And here I am so cluster f_cked and whining over jack all. So yeah, kind of leveling a lot of frustration in the direction of myself. At the same time, I can see a lot of external influences 'helping' to close doors. Don't like it either but not much to do in order to keep doors open. Apologies if this reads as chauvinistic or misogynistic, neither are intended, I am simply rather 'traditional' despite myself.

Can only change my mind really. Beyond that I'm stuck. And in being stuck I wait on that butterfly. *chuckles* Still waiting ... still waiting ... *sigh* Think between here and my reply to stonerboy you can see where I am. And that ought to help show ... um, ... I don't know. Maybe it shows I'm an asshole? I'm just frazzled out and not sure, not sure is not where I like being either. Sure, i thrive on the 'stress' of the quick and wild 'jobs' but that's a different type of 'unsure', you at least got a guideline. "Do this job, move to next."

There we go. I have no "next". No matter how much I turn and ask "next?" * hugs again * And yeah, I know not all truckers are abusive pricks. It's just not something I see myself doing though. Saw how he could be dead to world asleep, we'd ask him for directions to a place. He would rattle off at least a half dozen ways to get there and even offer the best two for saving mileage, avoiding weigh stations & law. And yep, still asleep soundly but holding the mike in one hand and the wheel in the other.

At his funeral one of his driver buddies called me Whiskey Man junior. I curtly told him to check the ink on my arm, read the nom de guere therein. Another of his driver buddies gently took hold of me, patting me on the chest, he held over a pack of cigarettes offering a smoke. "C'mon now big dog he didn't mean anything", he said. I took the smoke and turned with this buddy, he had been a family friend for ages and he knew what had gone on. We laughed and spoke. One thing we laughed over was that Whiskey Man wasn't buried in a truck.

At least he had that, a 'something'. So far I don't. That damn butterfly is sluggish. Maybe it's forgot me. *chuckles*

[Annika L]

Wow, this topic has really spun and spun.

Void, dear, I hope you're in a better place (psst, that is to say I hope that being tied up in my closet is better for you than where you were before *wink*).

I think a topic shift is long overdue (although I'm not sure we made much progress on defining a woman's sexual peak *boo*). Still....

Have you ever been walking through the kitchen and spooged into a bo... What? We've done this one already??? What kinda sick people are we, anyway?!

*sigh* Ok...I'll come up with something...original. Something that isn't just a rehash.

What sex act would you most like to be able to do, if it weren't physically impossible?

[void()]

What sex act would you most like to be able to do, if it weren't
physically impossible?

Make actual physical love with people over the wires of the Inter-Webs.
I'm not meaning cyber sex as it is currently, or cam to cam, virtual
reality. I mean actual down in the round screwing in the flesh over the
wires. I want to feel the tightness of her butt against my organ while
thrusting into her. Want to feel his lips around my testicles as he
blows me.

A better place? Oh about half and half but I'll be alright even if not
alright. *chuckles* Kind of had a funny happen yesterday evening. Wife's
brother-in-law with his fat ass had our dog hut fall over on him. He was
trying to finish putting the roof on.

Well, it kind of folded over to one side on itself. He got free and
clear and only sustained a little jarring. We discussed things, I
suggested thicker corner posts. Low and behold, my idea was spot on. As
it was the hut was just a 2" x 4" frame over a solid floor, tacked onto
to it.

When we do the thicker posts they will be set into cut outs in the floor
and tied into the sub-floor frame and trussing. We'll put 4 thick lag
bolts in each one. Then we can tie the framing into the corner posts,
which will be stronger support for the roof than just toothpicks.

Sure, kind of a shame to have wasted effort and see it tumble over. On
the other hand rather be shown errors in what was done before it was up
over dogs, came down on them or with someone inside. This way we can
go back and do as a bit of hero of mine says, "make it right the first
time."

And that's Mike Homes by the way. Love watching the big old teddy bear.
I do not watch his new show though. Not keen on the format of it.

[sysper]

u mean aside from doing to myself what many others have suggested lmao..................i would like to be able to give oral to myself, also take 2 or more cocks in my butt.....i know not exactly impossible but something i would have to work on. now for the impossible.........me & another guy penetrating each other at the same time i know this has been talked about before.........& penetrating 2 girls at the same time

[Melody Dean]

What sex act would you most like to be able to do, if it weren't physically impossible?

Ever hear of Vorarephilia? While that's not something I fantasize about, I find it to be a very intriguing fetish, since it isn't physically possible.

Oops, I should include what it is:
"The fantasy usually involves the victim being swallowed whole, though occasionally the victims are chewed up, and digestion may or may not be included. Vore fantasies are separated from sexual cannibalism because the living victim is normally swallowed whole." (Wikipedia)

I've found it's usually the victim that's fantasizing about vorarephilia, and that it's not about pain, but more about being consumed.

[sysper]

it sounds strangely appealing on some level, maybe metaphorically......i could add it to the impossible sex acts list & say i'd like to experiance mutual vorarephilia :yinyang::impleased

[sysper]

Eh ... She's hot to a degree. Guess if you like corporate model types. *shrugs*
Like the plain jayne's and janes myself excluding the sysper man over there. :)

Yeah, Jayne, as in Jayne Cobb the hero of Canton.
:) glad i'm so special.......wait u don't mean like the 99 cent special right lol

[Annika L]

Ever hear of Vorarephilia? While that's not something I fantasize about, I find it to be a very intriguing fetish, since it isn't physically possible.

Oops, I should include what it is:
"The fantasy usually involves the victim being swallowed whole, though occasionally the victims are chewed up, and digestion may or may not be included. Vore fantasies are separated from sexual cannibalism because the living victim is normally swallowed whole." (Wikipedia)

I've found it's usually the victim that's fantasizing about vorarephilia, and that it's not about pain, but more about being consumed.

Wow...never heard that one before...very intriguing, indeed. Don't think I'll add it to my own personal list, ty. But still...good to stay in touch with these new developments.

So far, I have to say I'm most into void's notion of physical sex through the internet, though it would open up whole new avenues of temptation, where my life already involves enough.

Of course, sysper's whole self-oral thing is up there. But I'll take that to another level and ask for the ability to create (and later re-merge) multiple copies of myself, either for self-pleasure or pleasure of another.

[void()]

:) glad i'm so special.......wait u don't mean like the 99 cent special right lol

Oh no. Much more special than a 99 cent special.

[void()]

So far, I have to say I'm most into void's notion of physical sex through the internet, though it would open up whole new avenues of temptation, where my life already involves enough.

Awe. C'mon everyone needs more temptation. Had a lot myself today. Tempted to backhand the wife, tempted to beat the tar out of her bro-in-law, tempted to go sane, but I got through it.

I will explain something. My wife cannot let me go on and do something what that I've done thousands of times, can do it, and well enough to do it in my sleep. No, she has to stand and explain how simple her way is and demand it is her way or else. I get lost in the explanation somehow. Then she gets pissed at me for becoming paralyzed. "See how simple!" And usually I'm left thinking "If you would have just let me gone on and done it, yeah, but no had to put up with some 'fancy' for crap 'splaing' what confused me." And this is why I felt like backhanding her, all her damn 'splaining and getting pissed off at me for not understanding telling me how to drive a nail for example.

[Annika L]

Awe. C'mon everyone needs more temptation. Had a lot myself today. Tempted to backhand the wife, tempted to beat the tar out of her bro-in-law, tempted to go sane, but I got through it.

I will explain something. My wife cannot let me go on and do something what that I've done thousands of times, can do it, and well enough to do it in my sleep. No, she has to stand and explain how simple her way is and demand it is her way or else. I get lost in the explanation somehow. Then she gets pissed at me for becoming paralyzed. "See how simple!" And usually I'm left thinking "If you would have just let me gone on and done it, yeah, but no had to put up with some 'fancy' for crap 'splaing' what confused me." And this is why I felt like backhanding her, all her damn 'splaining and getting pissed off at me for not understanding telling me how to drive a nail for example.

Some people are just like that...they live for their splanations. But I'm curious about what she thought a driving a nail would be an example of. It seems like if you want to drive a nail for example, you should do it simply as an example of how to drive a nail. And then, sheesh, how to do it is as easy as driving a nail. Not that most of those things have fancy engines or difficult controls.

(Psst...see the strategy? We divert: don't backhand her; backhand me.)

[pole_smoker]

Awe. C'mon everyone needs more temptation. Had a lot myself today. Tempted to backhand the wife, tempted to beat the tar out of her bro-in-law, tempted to go sane, but I got through it.


Nobody should be surprised you are that mentally ill that you want to abuse your wife and another family member this way. :rolleyes:

[void()]

And then, sheesh, how to do it is as easy as driving a nail. Not that most of those things have fancy engines or difficult controls.

(Psst...see the strategy? We divert: don't backhand her; backhand me.)

*chuckles* It was tempting but I didn't. And do see the strategy but won't backhand you. You're too eager. ;) :)

Glad someone understood the frustration.

[void()]

...

Darn it. I hate to keep missing your witty banter and profound ideological debates on Pythagorean theory. I feel like I do myself great disservice at the expense of this technical glitch. Not to mention the insult I am sure it pays you that I'm not able to adequately respond for not having read your commentary.

I was busy today rebuilding a shed that my wife's bro-in-law had knocked over after me and wife had already gotten the frame up. This shed will be used to house my dogs and is part of their penning. I come up with the idea of using 4"x4" posts for the corners this time. As we rebuilt the shed it was shocking to witness how much more sturdy it went together. I supposed your one suggestion of using a square was helpful after all. Or was that you who suggested that? It may have been someone else.

Also got busy in working with some computer programming. I am trying to create an algorithm to diagnose why I'm unable to read your posts. So far my efforts have met to no avail. It isn't that I'm not trying, I genuinely am. Be patient. I may one day again be able to read your commentary. It would be so glorious for me to be able to do that, too. You are highly intellectual and quite conversant on the dynamics of egg prices in China, which to me is very important. Recently, found a good deal on a flock of laying chickens and may sell eggs in China.

Well, again sorry for not reading your post. Again it is a technical issue. Not sure when I can figure it out, or if I'll be able to even. I am deprived of your limitless wisdom and so am rather lost as to how to fix this technical error. Can you use smoke signals?

[darkeyes]

Nobody should be surprised you are that mentally ill that you want to abuse your wife and another family member this way. :rolleyes:
o shut up, str8 man... go bother a lorry on m8...

[pole_smoker]

o shut up, str8 man... go bother a lorry on m8...

LMAO try being original next time. :rolleyes: Like void you are severely mentally ill. ;) :rolleyes:

[darkeyes]

LMAO try being original next time. :rolleyes: Like void you are severely mentally ill. ;) :rolleyes:Not 2 much that goes on around us is ver original.. but how many times have u been told 2 bother lorries on M8?

As 2 being severely mentally ill, is quite possible... tho somewot less than ur gud self...;)

[void()]

Ah I see he is disparaging the mentally ill. Well, first I would like to understand what is so wrong in being mentally ill? Second, I want to know on what authority he deems others as being severely mentally ill ? Is he a psychologist? May we see his papers, accreditation? Who grants his authority over anything? I know he won't bother answering. He never has because he has no such authority.

And still it remains too, what is wrong with being mentally ill? I know many who are and are rather capable of great things.

Let me toss out a few negatives here. Constantine of Rome who created the Holy Roman Catholic Church and set Christianity as the Roman state religion, he then had heretics (those who differed in opinion such as Gnostic, Manichean) persecuted in what became known as The Burning Times, The Inquisitions. Adolf Hitler was mentally ill but also achieved a great deal despite losing.

Okay now some positives. Mariska Hargitay of Law & Order: SVU fame works through mental illness. From what I gather she deals with P.T.S.D and some other mental illness/es. She also has a web site under a pseudonym which helps adult survivors of child abuse nation wide and I think even globally. John Nash had schizophrenia yet we have game theory from him and it seems game theory goes beyond mere child's games, and helps explain vast concepts such as war, aspects of evolution, some bits of quantum physics.

Yes, there are some mentally ill folks who can be rather frightening. There are others though who are not and are not dangerous, evil, scary. You have good and bad as in all other walks of life. My question is, what's so wrong or demeaning about being mentally ill that some idiot with no authority at all, seems keen to attempt disparaging the mentally ill, much less diagnose people as severely mentally ill?

[Annika L]

Damn, we were doing fine, before mental illness manifested to spoil things. Well, like all manifestations of Kali, it's best to embrace them:

What form(s) of mental illness would best enhance sex or one's sexual prowess?

One obvious answer is obsessive/compulsiveness...though I suppose it could deter as much as help. Still, someone who can be thorough and has stick-to-it-iveness...definitely a plus, generally speaking. Now I know OCD is probably more a neurosis than actual mental illness...but let's be kind. It also seems that schizophrenics tend to be rather imaginative, which could certainly be an asset sexually (perhaps, at least, if properly-medicated). And damn it, that *is* a legitimate mental illness.

What other theoretical minuses can turn into a plus in the bedroom?

[pepperjack]

Is an oral fixation considered to be a mental illness ? ;)

[void()]

Think schizophrenia may enhance things. Though it may also have its limits as well.

[sysper]

nymphomania lol

[sysper]

but seriously i would guess bipolar disorder might be interesting in some way......u got the depression which sets u up for low expectations, then when the mania hits.......watchout!

[Annika L]

Is an oral fixation considered to be a mental illness ? ;)

I would say no...just a delightful proclivity...but then, I'm biased, as I share the condition.

[darkeyes]

I would say no...just a delightful proclivity...but then, I'm biased, as I share the condition.U do? Shocking! Wich seems 2 make 3 of us....:tongue:

[darkeyes]

Damn, we were doing fine, before mental illness manifested to spoil things. Well, like all manifestations of Kali, it's best to embrace them:

What form(s) of mental illness would best enhance sex or one's sexual prowess?

One obvious answer is obsessive/compulsiveness...though I suppose it could deter as much as help. Still, someone who can be thorough and has stick-to-it-iveness...definitely a plus, generally speaking. Now I know OCD is probably more a neurosis than actual mental illness...but let's be kind. It also seems that schizophrenics tend to be rather imaginative, which could certainly be an asset sexually (perhaps, at least, if properly-medicated). And damn it, that *is* a legitimate mental illness.

What other theoretical minuses can turn into a plus in the bedroom?

Wen suffering depression I have always found not that I became randy, but being so down, that being made love to raised my spirits to such a degree that by its end I became extremely frenzied... the feeling of well being never lasted long, never more than a few hours, but did at least allow me a good night's much needed sleep.. At such times I need to be needed sexually even if I dont know it...

Wen depressed I find that I need and initiate sex, masturbate or pay Sybina a visit and by its end generally find the blues lifted... :tongue:

Mind u... is enuff to make a gel depressed... Sybina seems 2 have developed an electrical fault of some kind and has stopped working. Wot is a gel 2 do... wanted - 1 Sybina repair gel..:eek2:

[void()]

Wen suffering depression I have always found not that I became randy, but being so down, that being made love to raised my spirits to such a degree that by its end I became extremely frenzied... the feeling of well being never lasted long, never more than a few hours, but did at least allow me a good night's much needed sleep.. At such times I need to be needed sexually even if I dont know it...

Wen depressed I find that I need and initiate sex, masturbate or pay Sybina a visit and by its end generally find the blues lifted... :tongue:

Mind u... is enuff to make a gel depressed... Sybina seems 2 have developed an electrical fault of some kind and has stopped working. Wot is a gel 2 do... wanted - 1 Sybina repair gel..:eek2:


Using sex as a boost did work for me, for a while. It also helped with
stress and anxiety a bit, go wank it out so to speak.

Find it has lost an edge needed. I have probably wanked a bit too much.
*chuckles* It happens. Got used to the crest of mood after, the 'glow',
then the drop off in seeing the same troubles. "Well gee, be nice to
just make love to the wife instead. No, had to sneak in a wank because
we live in a crowded house with limited privacy. Fuck me. No thanks, did
and it now feels shitty."

Understand, I would alter our situation in a blink if able. There
are external things and I use things for lack of better terminology
than plethora or hosts, assorted quagmires. These externals I hold no
dominion over, no matter how I re-frame things, approach differently,
things will be the same things each time.

Once you get to such a point it all becomes one big f___ing dead horse
you don't want to keep kicking. So, you 'drop out'. Even going around
is not an option because yet again you'll get another dead horse in the
way. <rhetorical>Square one, anyone?</rhetorical>

I am actually doing the medication as more assertively suggested. Have
enough medication to open a pharmacy due to prescriptions refilling
accordingly with what the doctors would assume I take it. The assertion
I perceive comes from the automatic refilling. Clear enough the doctors
rather I be taking more medications, with greater frequency.

Perhaps they are correct, I do need to be a total zombie in order to
function. As a mental health patient though it is my right to question,
or not follow a treatment if I feel something is amiss. To me being a
non thinking zombie would be amiss, I could not be my self. Granted my
self at times can be part of the problem and I am seeking to change from
having the issues in question. Still, I do not feel a chemically induced
lobotomy is the way to go.

At any given sex for me seems to not help depression in my case. It
might be a pleasant lay over (pardon the pun) but it is so fleeting as
to be not there. Hate feeling such feelings, yet they do creep up. Well
off to feed the critters, self inclusive. No more porridge for me, but
do have cold wheat cereal. Yay!

[sysper]

i can say sex with an actual person does make me feel better, just knowing someone else is sharing in that happiness with me is great. but i agree with void it only lasts so long. maybe it would be different for me if that person was that 1 person. when i'm lonely horny & manic i am driven to masterbation. but afterwards what is missing in my life becomes more painfully clear. i hear a saying once, masterbation is like procrastination, it sounds like a good idea at the time but in the end ur just fucking urself. sounds about right.

[sysper]

void it's great ur concerned about being turned into a pill popping zombie, in fact knowing u i expect no less from u. i hope u have some other kinda therapy to go along with the medicine. a good friend helps.

[darkeyes]

i can say sex with an actual person does make me feel better, just knowing someone else is sharing in that happiness with me is great. but i agree with void it only lasts so long. maybe it would be different for me if that person was that 1 person. when i'm lonely horny & manic i am driven to masterbation. but afterwards what is missing in my life becomes more painfully clear. i hear a saying once, masterbation is like procrastination, it sounds like a good idea at the time but in the end ur just fucking urself. sounds about right.
There is owt wrong wiv fucking 1's self? Am rather fond of a lickle play wiv mesel' now and again... rather play wiv some1 and have them return the favour, but sometimes wot alternative does 1 have wen on 1's tod wiv no prospect of a playmate immediately 2 hand wen the rand hits home?

[sysper]

i'm not saying there's anything wrong in the moral sense far from it......in fact i think more people should do it. it can be a good stress relief & u can learn alot about urself. i can't deny it feels real good touching myself all over & it does give me some sense of relief at the end. better that than being frustrated. but also at the end i realize that longing for someone to be there with me. not very lucky that way lately.

[void()]

No, I was not implying anything wrong or shameful in masturbation. Apologies it may have read as such.

I was trying to express, at least for myself, masturbating has lost its vigor. As for sex with another person. Well, it's been hitting on once every two years now if I'm lucky. Me and wife finally break down and say to hell with privacy, have it or not, we're going to enjoy some good old honest love making / f___ing.

For other therapy, I see a 'talk it out' therapist sometimes twice a month, other times once a month. It all depends on scheduling and that is not all confined to my scheduling. But even the 'talk it out' therapist has 'what we're doing really isn't helping you, only offering a vent for an hour'. I am a boggle of various conditions, none direly serious except the depression if it pushes to 'off bounds' thoughts.

Let me give a rough list, and understand these are all 'politely' referred to as 'garden variety':

depression,
anxiety ( which conveys panic attacks ),
P.T.S.D,
mild auditory hallucination ( partly from physical deafness ),
mild disassociation,
mild early stage dementia ( thank my grandmother on mom's side & grandfather on father's ),
constant thinking ( there's a technical term for it but it evades at the moment ... I often do not sleep as is 'supposed' to be sleep, my mind keeps going and I have had an alternate me surface a few times ),
obvious sociopath tendencies ( emotional shut down ).

As I say though these are not seen as particularly dangerous as much as being peculiarly there. Add to these a profound stubbornness and uncanny sense of not feeling physical pain, not realizing for instance I've stepped on a nail stuck up in some scrap. Someone sees the nail through my foot. "Um, you need to see a doc." Hell I could have continued until I got off the time diverticulitis caused me and wife to stop screwing the once, yet she had told me to let her know things and know them as smartly as possible. *shrugs* "Erm, kind of hurts like a sunnnabiatch can we erm ... sorry."

With this conflaguration looking at them and a patient what can genuinely self diagnose looking at them, the mental 'docs' are rather out of their depths to accurately 'pin' me with anything. I'd be their worst nightmare if brought to institution. I'd organize a full on escape of all other patients just to get extra rice pudding. *chuckles* And no conflaguration is not misspelled thank you very much auto-correct. And yes it is actual word. Yes, i know i make some up but this is not one I do. *grins*

I would rather enjoy my wife and getting back to making like bunnies. We could find the mood for us both over the darndest things. And we had such fun using dressers as beds, using floors as beds, using chairs as beds, using a toilet seat once though not quite as a bed, using a kitchen table ... well you get the idea here. We used to be terrible in such a means that we were constantly seeming to enjoy one another. A lot of reason for not being so now is in lack of privacy and a different family element. I feel claustrophobic round her sister, her bro-in-law and their family. they are the ever nose in your ass stupid Bible thumping type though they never seem to have a Bible handy. Don't mean that offensive to any yet it's offensive to me and i don't believe.

Difficult too, to arrange me and wife darting off to town overnight booking at a motel. Schedules being the trouble still. Although it may start proving easier. Kind of a wait and see issue. Back to hand, didn't want to suggest sex is not something enjoyable. It truly is that and more at times. Though for some of us it does come to a point of being simple mechanics. it's like the drunk awaking to find what he drunk to forget still existing. Dislike feeling everything becoming that with me, but it is as it is. Maybe i just bore easily, too much so. Shit! One of those out of bounders. Excuse me, need to go ignore it away.

[Annika L]

U do? Shocking! Wich seems 2 make 3 of us....:tongue:

Hmmm...if the third is Kate, then that makes 4 of us, actually. Impressive!


Wen suffering depression I have always found not that I became randy, but being so down, that being made love to raised my spirits to such a degree that by its end I became extremely frenzied... the feeling of well being never lasted long, never more than a few hours, but did at least allow me a good night's much needed sleep.. At such times I need to be needed sexually even if I dont know it...

Wen depressed I find that I need and initiate sex, masturbate or pay Sybina a visit and by its end generally find the blues lifted... :tongue:

Mind u... is enuff to make a gel depressed... Sybina seems 2 have developed an electrical fault of some kind and has stopped working. Wot is a gel 2 do... wanted - 1 Sybina repair gel..:eek2:

OMG! The unthinkable! Do they honor their lifetime guarantees?? My brother-in-law has a degree in electrical engineering, and is quite handy...but would balk at the title "Sybina Repair Gel" (though I'm sure you're enjoying fantasies of some cute chick in an SRG hat, lol).

Never suffered from depression, personally...been down before, but from what I hear, that's nowhere in the same ballpark. Still, when down, yeah, I get that being made love to can be quite a lovely restorative. And I do find that chronic sexual tension can have a depressant effect...so it all fits together nicely!

[void()]

Sybina seems 2 have developed an electrical fault of some kind and has stopped working.

* has been pondering this quite a bit, raises to periscope depth ... *

A person might figure with a couple of electrical ladies present, no wonder such a machine could foul up. No that is not derogatory in any way. The opposite it is, in fact. :)

[darkeyes]

* has been pondering this quite a bit, raises to periscope depth ... *

A person might figure with a couple of electrical ladies present, no wonder such a machine could foul up. No that is not derogatory in any way. The opposite it is, in fact. :) A serpent tree surgeon friend of Kate's is a dab hand at all things electrical and electronic... she is coming round Wed nite for dinner and will attempt a repair... and all she asks for is 1st shot 1ce she has Sybina goin'.. dirty cow..:tongue:.

[darkeyes]

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Hmmm...if the third is Kate, then that makes 4 of us, actually. Impressive!



OMG! The unthinkable! Do they honor their lifetime guarantees?? My brother-in-law has a degree in electrical engineering, and is quite handy...but would balk at the title "Sybina Repair Gel" (though I'm sure you're enjoying fantasies of some cute chick in an SRG hat, lol).

Never suffered from depression, personally...been down before, but from what I hear, that's nowhere in the same ballpark. Still, when down, yeah, I get that being made love to can be quite a lovely restorative. And I do find that chronic sexual tension can have a depressant effect...so it all fits together nicely!
Not1st time Sybina has helped lift depression and wen I'm depressed ... have had a few down moments, and the odd 1 or 2 has lasted a few days since Kit wos born but don't think I can say I've had post natal depression... best get Sybina sorted tho just in case. Roger can b a great help at such times 2:tongue:... plenty batteries in the house at all times, Annika:impleased! And of course, there is Mini haha in me purse...;). Welllll... a girl must b prepared at all times wereva she is..:love87:

[sysper]

A serpent tree surgeon friend of Kate's is a dab hand at all things electrical and electronic... she is coming round Wed nite for dinner and will attempt a repair... and all she asks for is 1st shot 1ce she has Sybina goin'.. dirty cow..:tongue:.
sounds fair......i would include watching her "test" it as part of the deal lol........hope she's successfull i understand the importance of a device like this!

[darkeyes]

sounds fair......i would include watching her "test" it as part of the deal lol........hope she's successfull i understand the importance of a device like this!Watching her test ride Sybina:eek2:? We agreed she cud have 1st shot... sed nowt about 'er having the control.... :impleased:tongue:. Soooooooo.... sum1 will hav 2 b ther 2 supervise and sum1 2 work the control;). Just have 2 make sure the childer r in bed zizzin'....:impleased.

[sysper]

Watching her test ride Sybina:eek2:? We agreed she cud have 1st shot... sed nowt about 'er having the control.... :impleased:tongue:. Soooooooo.... sum1 will hav 2 b ther 2 supervise and sum1 2 work the control;). Just have 2 make sure the childer r in bed zizzin'....:impleased.
i see u have thought this through......everyone wins......i like it!

[darkeyes]

I see u have thought this through......everyone wins......i like it!Wudn't b the first time Fran has been called a devious lickle tart.. these words, or at least a variation of them, have been chucked at me ever since I can remember 'bout all sorts of things, lust being but 1... don't always pull it off.. but have a pretty decent batting average if I may borrow cricketing parlance:tongue:.

[Annika L]

Hey all,

Life has been hectic of late...still catching up to my life, but should back soon with a new topic. In the meantime, keep yourselves occupied just a bit longer *smile*...you seem to do just fine.

Hugs,
-- Annika

[darkeyes]

U just catch up wiv life... easy peasy 2 keep mesel occupied wile awaiting ur pleasure (;)).. very rarely get bored! Good family jam sesh last nite wile Sybina wos under repair... very clever girl Kate's tree surgeon.. hour and 3/4 Sybina wos repaired, tested an' almost gud as new:tongue:... so now is even easier peasier 2 keep ourselves occupied:impleased.. 1ce bairns r not about that is:eek2:!

[sysper]

U just catch up wiv life... easy peasy 2 keep mesel occupied wile awaiting ur pleasure (;)).. very rarely get bored! Good family jam sesh last nite wile Sybina wos under repair... very clever girl Kate's tree surgeon.. hour and 3/4 Sybina wos repaired, tested an' almost gud as new:tongue:... so now is even easier peasier 2 keep ourselves occupied:impleased.. 1ce bairns r not about that is:eek2:!
so glad to hear it was fixed. i imagine the celebration of it's fixing was good.

[darkeyes]

It wos luffly, Sysper, ta.. we had a ver nice time...:impleased

[Annika L]

U just catch up wiv life... easy peasy 2 keep mesel occupied wile awaiting ur pleasure (;)).. very rarely get bored! Good family jam sesh last nite wile Sybina wos under repair... very clever girl Kate's tree surgeon.. hour and 3/4 Sybina wos repaired, tested an' almost gud as new:tongue:... so now is even easier peasier 2 keep ourselves occupied:impleased.. 1ce bairns r not about that is:eek2:!

Wow, yeah...the buggers ain't exactly quiet, are they? (I meant Sybians, not bairns...not that they tend to be very quiet either, lol!) I am *thrilled* to hear that self-repair is possible with them! Gives me hope for the future.

And yes, I completely concur with the "rarely get bored" observation.

Maybe this verges on rehash of existing thread topics...but:

Describe your most frequent lovemaking style in a single word.

[void()]

Missionary

[darkeyes]

God.. I really don't know... wiv men it was more than owt else missionary, but even wen used, such wos me sex life that only 'bout a third of most sesh's.. ne more wos a rare thing indeed and cud b reason for ending a casual encounter... bein' bored 2 death has nev been my idea of fun:eek2:! Variety is spice of life and that ole cliche went per shag as for sex as a whole... missionary wiv women is much less deployed, but it happens.. wich position, or technique I deploy more than ne other, tbh Annika.. I can't answer simply cos me sex life is so varied... have 2 take advice on that tho will say I don't haff enjoy doing it standing up hard pressed facing a wall and also bossing a trib sesh.. but am pretty sure I don't do either most frequently...

*ponders*:confused:

[Annika L]

Well, my own answer would probably be something like "sensually", although I tossed around "passionately" and "creatively"...those might have been more true when I was younger...these days, "sensually" works well...perhaps even "meditatively", although that connotes a level of bland calmness that I don't associate with sex.

Anyway...sounds like maybe it would have helped to phrase the question as "What adjective or adverb best describes your style when making love?"

[Melody Dean]

Well, my own answer would probably be something like "sensually", although I tossed around "passionately" and "creatively"...those might have been more true when I was younger...these days, "sensually" works well...perhaps even "meditatively", although that connotes a level of bland calmness that I don't associate with sex.

Anyway...sounds like maybe it would have helped to phrase the question as "What adjective or adverb best describes your style when making love?"

Languishing

[void()]

Slowly

[pepperjack]

Lusty, animalistic, abandoned, passionate, vigorous; :oh: oops ! Did you say " 1 " adjective ? :impleased :smilies15

[darkeyes]

LanguishingWot? Languishing? God... u just dont strike ne as kinda gel that wud languish through 'er slap 'n tickle... God knos I luff lyin' back an' thinking of Eng.. oops.. Scotland, but I do have lots of input.. more kind of eager, pashly an' tartily than languishing... an' often tho not always.. ver energetically..:impleased. And always ver enjoyably!!!

[Melody Dean]

Wot? Languishing? God... u just dont strike ne as kinda gel that wud languish through 'er slap 'n tickle... God knos I luff lyin' back an' thinking of Eng.. oops.. Scotland, but I do have lots of input.. more kind of eager, pashly an' tartily than languishing... an' often tho not always.. ver energetically..:impleased. And always ver enjoyably!!!

Oh, there's plenty of energy in there too. But I like to take things slow and deliberate. Make it last all night. Tease, work up to it, let the air in the room get thick and humid, that sort of thing. I guess I was referring to good languishing as the instigator...

[void()]

Oh, there's plenty of energy in there too. But I like to take things slow and deliberate. Make it last all night. Tease, work up to it, let the air in the room get thick and humid, that sort of thing. I guess I was referring to good languishing as the instigator...

* reads, thinks, thinks again ... lets imagination create all kinds of sprites and capture them a jar, holds up said jar yelling "I've a jar of sprites", as he runs frolicking through some mystically enchanted forest and stumbles at times over the wee free ones, goes faster than them to escape sore toes ... returns to words ... nods *

I think you may have better chosen the word -- seductively. Excuse me. * hands jar of sprites to you, grins manically as he uncorks said jar and takes off running and yelling "I sprite bombed some wench", falls off some cursed cliff overlooking an ocean ...laughter echoes after the loud splash curdles and fades away ... *

[Melody Dean]

I think you may have better chosen the word -- seductively.

I thought about it, but it just didn't seem right, didn't capture the right essence.

[Annika L]

Actually, Melody, I *think* the word you may have been searching for was "languidly"?

[void()]

Actually, Melody, I *think* the word you may have been searching for was "languidly"?

Sure take her side, not some queen's side. I cannot sprite bomb you. You would see I got dumped out into the room of a trillion little brothers asking ... "why". I did terrible things last visit, ergo the population of the room went up like a mushroom cloud. It was only a million little brothers to start out. Somehow, I uh .. erm, ... can I blame Testy Wits? * wanders along slowly whistling a tune of innocence and hoping it's bought *

[void()]

I thought about it, but it just didn't seem right, didn't capture the right essence.

* nodding and scribbling in his official looking notebook, tugs at the motorcycle cop helmet adjusting it * Ah huh, I see. When did you notice this essence thing? Did it only form because that Dave guy said it could? Is it ever present? Does it smell like lime cola? Only the facts, lady. I need to get back to headquarters soon, my partner Louis P. will need me to disinfect the drunk tank. * mounts his unicycle and toddles on *

[Annika L]

*smiles at void riding by on his unicycle, and then changes topic*

What scary movie do you find sexiest? (Note that this is very different from "what sexy movie do you find scariest"!)

I figured it was time for something topical!

[darkeyes]

Not long after I was born, Alien was released and me dad, who luffed scary films took me mum along for a wee look see... well, the evening was not a success and me mum came home and hardly slept for a week... pop of course, had luffed the film, but cud not me get mum 2 go c a horror film wiv him ever again..

...growing up wiv the legend of the nite me mum's hair turned white ( mum assures me much of the white in her hair resulted from that nite), we were never allowed 2 watch ne of the Alien films on telly. I was 10 wen I managed 2 sneak a watch of Alien on a sleepover at me m8s.. and It did scare the knickers off me and no mistake like no other film b4 or since, but have 2 admit me nascent, unknown and unrealised sexual interest in me own gender didnt haff get me interested in Sigourney Weaver's awesome sexuality, sensuality and gorgeness... in no other film did she ever look near so yummie and keep me quite so het up... it still does on me occasional revisits 2 that film.. no longer get scared, but still get the hots! :tongue:

[void()]

Well, I'm not one to watch much as far as scary movies. Barring that I have
seen Panic Room with Jodie Foster. Do not care if she is lesbian, she is
a very attractive and seductive looking lady to me. Guess for the reason
it had her acting in it, Panic Room would be what I choose.

[Annika L]

Joyous Samhain, all!

It's funny, Fran. Alien glanced through my head when I considered my own response to the thread...but I said "yeah...but it's not really sexy, per se". There's a bit of sexual tension here and there, but hardly enough to call it sexy. But your history with it makes that entirely understandable!

Void, I've not seen Panic Room, but now I'm thinking maybe I should.

My own response I'm pretty sure would have to be a B-movie from the 70's called The Dunwich Horror, which is a spin on the Lovecraft story of the same name. It's far from terrifying, unless you are easily freaked out or have issues with certain things. But it falls into the category of "scary movie", at least by virtue of having been made to be one. And it is eerily and weirdly sexual in ways that hit the mark of "sexy" to greater and lesser extents throughout the film. It's a bad (or at least not-great) movie I enjoy watching once a year around this time!

[darkeyes]

Joyous Samhain, all!

It's funny, Fran. Alien glanced through my head when I considered my own response to the thread...but I said "yeah...but it's not really sexy, per se". There's a bit of sexual tension here and there, but hardly enough to call it sexy. But your history with it makes that entirely understandable!

Void, I've not seen Panic Room, but now I'm thinking maybe I should.

My own response I'm pretty sure would have to be a B-movie from the 70's called The Dunwich Horror, which is a spin on the Lovecraft story of the same name. It's far from terrifying, unless you are easily freaked out or have issues with certain things. But it falls into the category of "scary movie", at least by virtue of having been made to be one. And it is eerily and weirdly sexual in ways that hit the mark of "sexy" to greater and lesser extents throughout the film. It's a bad (or at least not-great) movie I enjoy watching once a year around this time!

Beltane is much fun here in Spring.. we have the Fire Festival in Edinburgh up Calton Hill... that can b rite sexy nite, trust me. Google it... get some vid. U will c wot I mean... tonite it is just a nice gud ole Halloween party at pub and then at me m8s... not all girls but I can live wiv that.. is fun makin' sure guys don't get out of line wile I really enjoy mesel... hypocrisy? Sure is.. but so? Sue me!:tongue: Not missin' me Halloween serious canoodlin' for ne1.:impleased

Re Panic Room.. triff... well worth a viewing.

[Annika L]

Beltane is much fun here in Spring.. we have the Fire Festival in Edinburgh up Calton Hill... that can b rite sexy nite, trust me. Google it... get some vid. U will c wot I mean... tonite it is just a nice gud ole Halloween party at pub and then at me m8s... not all girls but I can live wiv that.. is fun makin' sure guys don't get out of line wile I really enjoy mesel... hypocrisy? Sure is.. but so? Sue me!:tongue: Not missin' me Halloween serious canoodlin' for ne1.:impleased

Re Panic Room.. triff... well worth a viewing.

Oh, I'll truss you...er, I mean trust you. Bealtaine is most definitely the sexiest of the sabbats (some would say that's the main point of it)! I may Google it...or may simply see it for myself some year...sounds pretty awesome!

[void()]

Joyous Samhain, all!

Void, I've not seen Panic Room, but now I'm thinking maybe I should.

My own response I'm pretty sure would have to be a B-movie from the 70's called The Dunwich Horror, which is a spin on the Lovecraft story of the same name.

Is it as frightening as Mountains of Madness? I read that one once and had difficulty sleeping for about three weeks. Lovecraft was once asked how he created horror. "By not creating it. I only give readers hints and let them fill in the blanks." Of course, that's paraphrased and not exact but it was the gist of his expression.

I kept seeing large carrot topped things running around the shadows whispering, "Cthulu is coming ...". Would doze off, hear them rustling just out of sight. Almost blew a hole in the wall with a shotgun. Darn scary reading stuff anyway.

Also Brightest Blessings on Pagani New Year. :) Hopefully, I'm 'membering that correctly.

[Annika L]

Is it as frightening as Mountains of Madness? I read that one once and had difficulty sleeping for about three weeks. Lovecraft was once asked how he created horror. "By not creating it. I only give readers hints and let them fill in the blanks." Of course, that's paraphrased and not exact but it was the gist of his expression.

I kept seeing large carrot topped things running around the shadows whispering, "Cthulu is coming ...". Would doze off, hear them rustling just out of sight. Almost blew a hole in the wall with a shotgun. Darn scary reading stuff anyway.

Also Brightest Blessings on Pagani New Year. :) Hopefully, I'm 'membering that correctly.

You are, ty! And to you as well!

I've not seen Mountains of Madness (although we own "Mouth of Madness" which is a pretty creepy movie based on the whole Lovecraft concept). I think I read the book some years back. All of Lovecraft is creepy, though. I find very few movies and books genuinely scary: The Dunwich Horror is just good scarylike fun...but it doesn't tend to stay with me the way, say, the original b/w version of "The Haunting" tends to. That one isn't terribly sexy (aside from Claire Bloom, mmmm). But it remains the best haunted house movie I've ever seen...I usually have at least a couple strange nighttime wake-ups every time I watch it (including last night).

Lovecraft's scariest story (to me) may well be "The Shadow Over Innsmouth", which was made into the move Dagon. While Dagon captures the mood of the story *amazingly* well, they went over the top on just plain grotesque stuff that goes way past Lovecraft's style. Lovecraft was impressive because of what he *doesn't* show you. Dagon could have been a fabulous movie if they'd capitalized on that...they do a great job through 85-90% of the film, but that other 10-15% kinda takes it down a peg in my estimation. Pity.

[darkeyes]

Oh, I'll truss you...er, I mean trust you. Bealtaine is most definitely the sexiest of the sabbats (some would say that's the main point of it)! I may Google it...or may simply see it for myself some year...sounds pretty awesome!
oooooo.. ya will, hey? Sounds dead yummie.... just stick wiv truss..;)

...in Grassmarket last night was also the Samhuinn Fire Festival wich is on a smaller scale than Beltane... have always been doing other things so have nev gone, tho I am told it is fun... me daughter and her m8 wer going wiv their bfs so will get a report later.. Halloween bash in pub was fun tho if I wasn't so peace luffin' some chancin' Fifer would have gotten a beltaine the chops for forcin' 'is drunkin face on Samhuinn the Ladies doorway (ok ok.. bad plays on words butcha get the idea)... bouncers grabbed the bugger and 'is tosspot m8 and turfed them out in2 the gutter outside! From then on all wos sweetness an' lite an got betta wen we decamped 2 me m8s flat for the real party around haff 11...

.. Beltane may well b the sexiest of Sabbats, but trust me, this year's Samhuinn had its moments for the witchery of Auld Reekie:impleased... far as I cud c even a few of the city magi were having a ball..

https://beltanefiresociety.wordpress.com/imbolc/

[void()]

.. Beltane may well b the sexiest of Sabbats, but trust me, this year's Samhuinn had its moments for the witchery of Auld Reekie:impleased... far as I cud c even a few of the city magi were having a ball..

Oy, keep ye racket 'boot yon magi nae to c fer the viles be a peepin 'ere an rings up on de wird an dem wut cs it ken dose es wit de luminated ones, nae kin the fools wut tink dey luminated but yon true luminated. an ye know the true ones dey b seekin ta fight off dis daft new dark age fellin on us now. no magi e're walks mongst ye, ye eyes be cing wut ye tink be naught but spectres of the booze, eh lass? ;) :)

[darkeyes]

Oy, keep ye racket 'boot yon magi nae to c fer the viles be a peepin 'ere an rings up on de wird an dem wut cs it ken dose es wit de luminated ones, nae kin the fools wut tink dey luminated but yon true luminated. an ye know the true ones dey b seekin ta fight off dis daft new dark age fellin on us now. no magi e're walks mongst ye, ye eyes be cing wut ye tink be naught but spectres of the booze, eh lass? ;) :)
do luff it wen u do ur pigeon Scottish... is a pain sometimes gettin' through it but invariably fun wen I get ther..:impleased.

Spectres of the booze arent exactly a thing of the past, Voidie, but they don't quite get 2 bite me bootie like a few years back and last nite they had 2 go elsewer for it wos no spectre who bit me arse at haff 5 this mornin', trust me on that!:tongue::impleased

[Annika L]

do luff it wen u do ur pigeon Scottish... is a pain sometimes gettin' through it but invariably fun wen I get ther..:impleased.

Oh my! I can hear *so* many posters in here lambasting you for *that* statement, Fran! :tongue::love87:

[darkeyes]

Oh my! I can hear *so* many posters in here lambasting you for *that* statement, Fran! :tongue::love87::impleased Knew some1 wud pick up on that:tongue:... mita known it wud b u... but Franspeak compared 2 Voidipidginscotspeak is easy peasy..:love87:

[Annika L]

:impleased Knew some1 wud pick up on that:tongue:... mita known it wud b u... but Franspeak compared 2 Voidipidginscotspeak is easy peasy..:love87:

You'll note, dear, that I am not one of the lambasters. I've always enjoyed lamb. Basted even. But lamb-basting has never been a favorite activity of mine.

In the Days BDW (Before Drew's Walkabout), though, you'd have had plenty of earache over that! I was merely acknowledging the fact. :tongue:

[void()]

do luff it wen u do ur pigeon Scottish... is a pain sometimes gettin' through it but invariably fun wen I get ther..:impleased.

Long as we having fun then all is good enough. Not be basting either for knowing at times I can make it a bit difficult.
Sometimes doing that is warranted. Well, best to go talk to Dave bout now. Need him to open a portal to a town on
Oberon. :)

[Annika L]

Long as we having fun then all is good enough. Not be basting either for knowing at times I can make it a bit difficult.
Sometimes doing that is warranted. Well, best to go talk to Dave bout now. Need him to open a portal to a town on
Oberon. :)

Och, ye daftee! Ye cannae open a portal to a town on the King o' Faeries! He willna approve, an' ye'll feel his wrath sore upon ye!

*bastes pigeon*

[void()]

Och, ye daftee! Ye cannae open a portal to a town on the King o' Faeries! He willna approve, an' ye'll feel his wrath sore upon ye!

*bastes pigeon*

Oberon is a satellite of the planet Uranus. The towns folk there harvest dew containing micro particles of lead. Only way to get cold lead in liquid form. Need it to trade for a nice bow.

[darkeyes]

Och, ye daftee! Ye cannae open a portal to a town on the King o' Faeries! He willna approve, an' ye'll feel his wrath sore upon ye!

*bastes pigeon*
Och, it is braw tae see is it no, thaim ower the muckle sea, hae a wee shot at the leid. A body juist isnae siccar gin it be the lallands, doric or mebbe the ulster that be ettelt, binna it be no coorse for ootlanders. Mind ye, yin haes a braw Scots faimily name so mebbe tae lair the leid will no come sae sair. Weel duin the twa o ye.. hae a muckle smourich frae me tae thee ma bonnie fere. :love87::love87:

A bit of fun me lufflies.. the leid was 2cd nature 2 me dad.. Fran struggles with much of it but can get by. 'Tis a tragedy that since 1707 until recently a people was made to feel ashamed if its own language... my dad and his brothers used to get belted with the tawse at school for using Scots words in class and my grandad, even for using them in the playground... poetic justice in a sense because the Scots did just that to the Gael before and after union with England so that now there are less than 70000 native speakers of the gaelic in Scotland.

Luckily, close to a third of the population still speak a recognisable form of Scots, and Scottish English remains peppered with words and phrases from its sister tongue and is arguably more different from the Queen's English as that language is from American English.

Outside of Scotland there are something like half a million people in the north of Ireland who speak Ulster Scots which came about because of the influx of Scots protestants from the early 17th century on to help bolster first English and then British hold on Ulster and Ireland.. yet another great tragedy in these islands... and bringing about yet another oppression on a gaelic language..

Ho hum.. boring for u most likely.. but read this at the rite time of night and u will soon sleep verra soondly indeed:tongue:!

[void()]

Ho hum.. boring for u most likely.. but read this at the rite time of night and u will soon sleep verra soondly indeed:tongue:!

Nae wee sweet one. T'is naught fraught wit bein tiresome. More'n nuff o' us be needin t'find more'n enuf o' right story fer de 'membering o' de right way t'wer so naught forgot.

Because they writing history sure enough tell the story as they want. Does not mean their story is what is right, or complete. Rather hear tell of her story instead. It is when we lived in accord with her and not him we all were held in kin and there were no gods in the sense we have now. We had spirits but we lived fine enough just to know that without worshiping. We were a we then too, even our I was a we.

No fences existed then either, no my property, or yours. Everything belonged to all and everything belonged to none. We got something from nothing, and to nothing our something goes but that is not nihilist. We are one united as all and that one is all, all is one but that is not one size fits all. Simpler this way is. Alas ego of us had to shatter bliss, out of need some say, out of stupidity says I.

Look at the doctrine of Balaam (http://www.bibleone.net/BF07.htm)and what it brought upon us. Issa never would renounce the touch of mother because he knew we are all and all is one. He also knew what one sees as a god another sees as a devil, to make of either is to be lost to truth. All of us are the god, none of us are the god. The god is the air you breathe, the shite you leave in the loo. We are all of this too and none of it. We survive together, not alone..

Excuse me talking the true. Kind of tired and not seeing fit to bother hiding.

[Annika L]

No love lost due to having fun or to speaking truth. We're overdue for a new topic. Will post one later today. Hugs, all!

[Annika L]

And, as promised:

What is the sexiest drink (that you would actually consider serving to yourself and your paramour)?

[sysper]

probably 1 of those drinks at college bars with a dirty name like sex on the beach lol.........but otherwise i don't know, don't really know of any drinks that would be considered sexy....maybe a martini?

[Annika L]

probably 1 of those drinks at college bars with a dirty name like sex on the beach lol.........but otherwise i don't know, don't really know of any drinks that would be considered sexy....maybe a martini?

When in doubt, a martini is *always* dead sexy. Gin, bit of vermouth, shaken, over an olive. If your date likes 'em dirty, add a bit of olive juice.

[darkeyes]

When in doubt, a martini is *always* dead sexy. Gin, bit of vermouth, shaken, over an olive. If your date likes 'em dirty, add a bit of olive juice.
Kate luffs her gin... and I luff watching 'er slink across a room at home or at a party wiv 'er Moll Cocktail in hand... generally means she is in amorous mood wich is allus ratha luffly...:impleased

Equal measures of gin, sloe gin, dry vermouth, dash of orange bitters and wee sprinkle of sugar 2 taste.. dont like gin as it happens, but the naggy1 wiv that in 'er hand and at broody mouth is as sexy a drink as they come... :impleased

[Melody Dean]

And, as promised:

What is the sexiest drink (that you would actually consider serving to yourself and your paramour)?

Ooh, a martini is a good one.

But even better I think is champagne. I've always loved champagne and giving oral, the tastes just go together so well. So it's both sexy and romantic.

[pepperjack]

When in doubt, a martini is *always* dead sexy. Gin, bit of vermouth, shaken, over an olive. If your date likes 'em dirty, add a bit of olive juice.

A Vesper Martini, " shaken but not stirred , " created by the epitome of suave, sexy & ice - cold deadly James Bond ? Me.....I still like Jack On The Rocks ! Earthy & sensual.

[Annika L]

Ooh, a martini is a good one.

But even better I think is champagne. I've always loved champagne and giving oral, the tastes just go together so well. So it's both sexy and romantic.

100% agreed on the champagne...very very dry champagne is extremely high on my sexy drinks list.

And then there is mead...well...mead the way *we* brew it anyway. Very dry, and carbonated, like a good champagne, but with that fermented honey taste (with no honey sweetness). Our best meads beat the best champagne I've had...and the average ones are still quite good. And mead is a natural aphrodisiac, and leaves no hangover, generally speaking!

[Realist]

A crackling fireplace, dim lights, Caruso on a scratchy old record, and a nice 12 year old scotch over some crushed ice!

An ice cold Dark German beer goes well with Mario Lanza singing "Drink! Drink!" from the Student Prince...............

[void()]

Not sure of sexiness but think some hot coca would be nice. Spicing with alcohol is optional.

[Annika L]

A crackling fireplace, dim lights, Caruso on a scratchy old record, and a nice 12 year old scotch over some crushed ice!

An ice cold Dark German beer goes well with Mario Lanza singing "Drink! Drink!" from the Student Prince...............

I prefer my beer at room temperature.

But I'll never scoff at Scotch! If it's a blend, I'll take it with the crushed ice. If it's a decent single malt, I'd prefer neat, please. Dim lights (candlelight is best) are a requirement; the crackling fire would be a seasonal preference.

All sounds lovely! *hugs*

And void, cocoa definitely counts...and I have the perfect recipe for it. I think I'd leave out the alcohol. I haven't met one yet that *really* goes well with cocoa, though many pretend.

[darkeyes]

I prefer my beer at room temperature.

But I'll never scoff at Scotch! If it's a blend, I'll take it with the crushed ice. If it's a decent single malt, I'd prefer neat, please. Dim lights (candlelight is best) are a requirement; the crackling fire would be a seasonal preference.

All sounds lovely! *hugs*

And void, cocoa definitely counts...and I have the perfect recipe for it. I think I'd leave out the alcohol. I haven't met one yet that *really* goes well with cocoa, though many pretend.
Often sit wiv Kate l8 at nite sipping cocoa or ovaltine.. yum yum... dead romantic in jimjams...

..as for beer, me dad was the big CAMRA freak but he always used to say beer should ideally never be served colder than around 7C except lager which he would say tastes so bad the colder the better 2 kill the flavour.. but proper beer? Cool not chilled...

Don't mind whisky, but have always preferred me cognac... get me just so on cognac and I am anybody's so goeth the myth... but like most myths, it has a grain of truth..:impleased

[cuttin2dachase]

I think of sharing a good bottle of wine or champagne in a cozy setting as the most romance inducing alcohol drink. I'm primarily a beer drinker here and enjoy trying local and craft brews wherever I go, but I do enjoy wine and mixed drinks too. I prefer white wines and margaritas are my fave mixed delight. I've never been much for straight shots of liquor, whiskey, tequila or potent shooters because they make me too drunk too quickly. I'd rather a partner and me get a pleasant, sustained warm buzz than to get looped and incoherent when romance (and likely sex) is in the cards for us. There are some coffee and cocoa (or cacao) based liquors and liqueurs out there that can spice up coffee or cocoa drinks and add to their already comforting warmth !

[void()]

I think of sharing a good bottle of wine or champagne in a cozy setting as the most romance inducing alcohol drink. I'm primarily a beer drinker here and enjoy trying local and craft brews wherever I go, but I do enjoy wine and mixed drinks too. I prefer white wines and margaritas are my fave mixed delight. I've never been much for straight shots of liquor, whiskey, tequila or potent shooters because they make me too drunk too quickly.

You and me seem to be coming from different angles. Never did get a taste for wine or champagne but got one for whiskeys, rum, scotch. Can drink some beer but if in a drinking mood at all I'll take a mixed or straight whiskey, prefer scotch straight over ice if ice at all. Like the darker beers, lagers. Agree with you, rather not be falling over myself drunk if romance is in the works, but a nice mellowing out does help.

[Melody Dean]

100% agreed on the champagne...very very dry champagne is extremely high on my sexy drinks list.

And then there is mead...well...mead the way *we* brew it anyway. Very dry, and carbonated, like a good champagne, but with that fermented honey taste (with no honey sweetness). Our best meads beat the best champagne I've had...and the average ones are still quite good. And mead is a natural aphrodisiac, and leaves no hangover, generally speaking!

I had to scroll back down to make sure I didn't type this. My FWB brews his own mead. One time he brought some for me to taste. And what went from being just a kiss, maybe some making out, went a lot farther. Definitely an aphrodisiac!