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[Herbwoman39]

the bits of shattered

[ForbiddenWindow]

peices of the planet

[jackinchelsea]

...and said 'Goodbye France'

[ForbiddenWindow]

France was angry and

[biwords]

finally, no one cared.

[scubaman]

Finally, the end!

[Sarasvati]

The Doors smashed opened

[scubaman]

and in came the naked devil

[Sarasvati]

calling himself scuba moron

[biwords]

and declaring.......The End!

[Doggie_Wood]

He was accompanied by

[biwords]

an adult, as required

[ForbiddenWindow]

and the adult said.........

[Sarasvati]

"Oh you are gorgeous....."

[ForbiddenWindow]

and fainted due to....

[Sarasvati]

the size of his

[Doggie_Wood]

tongue hanging to his

[biwords]

dazzling two-tone loafers

[Doggie_Wood]

made out of foreskin.

[onewhocares]

But wanted pumps instead

[ForbiddenWindow]

for his massive cock.

[biwords]

Feeling neglected, the yaks...

[Skater Boy]

Feeling neglected, the yaks...

Wrote their own story...

[biwords]

titled "Funny? A Million Yaks!"

[Skater Boy]

which became a best-seller...

[biwords]

(Spielberg bought the rights)

[Skater Boy]

the Broadway musical followed...

[Sarasvati]

starring Michael "Riverdance" Flattley

[Skater Boy]

and a girl called...

[biwords]

Rhona Lee "Cupcake" Cassidy

[Skater Boy]

Rhona Lee "Cupcake" Cassidy

(Lindsay Lohan's lesbian lover)

[Sarasvati]

,with her infamous bush,

[biwords]

and her yak suit

[scubaman]

and a rapidly moving

[biwords]

crowd of Bulgarian folksingers.....

[scubaman]

singing we will rock

[Skater Boy]

around the clock tonight

[ForbiddenWindow]

cause its gonna get hot!

[Skater Boy]

standing ovations occured nightly...

[biwords]

and standing ovulations monthly

[Skater Boy]

until finally, one day...

[ForbiddenWindow]

enough was enough and....

[biwords]

the yaks got religion!

[Skater Boy]

But NO, not Christianity...

[biwords]

cried Christoper Hitchens, dismayed...

[Sarasvati]

while thumping his brother

[Skater Boy]

The Yaks became Buddhists...

[biwords]

lounging in coffee houses

[Skater Boy]

burning incense sticks and...

[biwords]

singing rowdy Bulgarian folksongs.

[emagineit]

at the top of their lungs. While

[Doggie_Wood]

the Bulgarians shouted a'loud

[biwords]

the Ruthenians whispered quietly

[ForbiddenWindow]

she's deffinitly a hottie!

[Skater Boy]

she's deffinitly a hottie!

Which was purely subjective...

[Sarasvati]

in Frank Zappa's opinion

[biwords]

(expressed in flawless Ruthenian)

[Doggie_Wood]

while listening to DynamoHum

[Sarasvati]

and munching Hot Rats

[creach]

she decided that it

:tong:

[Doggie_Wood]

was just about time

[biwords]

to scream. And did.

[onewhocares]

then composed themselves and

[Doggie_Wood]

began singing light songs

[biwords]

in low, sephulcral tones.

[ForbiddenWindow]

while frank sanatra played.

[Sarasvati]

Licking Danni Minogue proved

[Skater Boy]

hazardous to one's health...

[biwords]

however, smoking yak dung...

[Skater Boy]

was proven HIGHLY beneficial

[biwords]

in clearing the complexion

[Skater Boy]

and also curing depression

[biwords]

(ever seen depressed yaks?)

[Doggie_Wood]

while elevating the labedo

[biwords]

--thus, it was banned!

[scubaman]

But still smoked in

[Doggie_Wood]

meerschaum pipes & LA blunts.

[biwords]

Meanwhile, Latvia's new president....

[Skater Boy]

had been impeached for...

[mrplayfuluk]

having an affair with Putin's wife, who liked to...

[biwords]

cheat on bad Vlad.

[Skater Boy]

Latvia's economy began degenerating...

[biwords]

(which few believed possible)

[Doggie_Wood]

and they began basket-weaving

[Skater Boy]

and selling their asses

[biwords]

to Frank Zappa's entourage

[Skater Boy]

who were rather horny

[miss_alexis_js]

grabbed a large dildo

[biwords]

[need a subject there]

[Skater Boy]

grabbed a large dildo

Did the Latvian President

[Doggie_Wood]

really want the dildo

[Sarasvati]

stuck up Danni Minogue

[Skater Boy]

but Danni wasn't complying...

[biwords]

or was it rather....

[we're getting a lot of stray phrases that don't hook up grammatically with what's preceded them, which kind of defeats the point....the current sentence began as a question, for example, and IMHO should end as one]

[Sarasvati]

up her sister Kylie's

[Skater Boy]

oh so perfect posterior

[Azrael]

as molten wax dripped

[Doggie_Wood]

from her hot breasts

[Sarasvati]

Miss Alexis's dildo became

[redheadhoneycat]

became airborne oh no

[Skater Boy]

swallowed the dildo whole

[Sarasvati]

with Miss Alexis too

[Skater Boy]

and her woolly hat

[Doggie_Wood]

down to her shoes! :eek:

[biwords]

Meanwhile, in Toronto, Canada...

[Sarasvati]

biwords was being shagged

[scubaman]

by a cute guy

[Sarasvati]

CALLED SIR SKATER BOY

[Skater Boy]

(a Knight from the...

[Sarasvati]

Frosty the Snowman Castle)

[Skater Boy]

Biwords was in ECSTASY...

[miss_alexis_js]

(wait a damn second...)

[darkeyes]

Wers me bloody knickers?

[Doggie_Wood]

In Forbidden Window's encampment

[raistkit]

someone is sniffing them

kit

[miss_alexis_js]

Someone light a match!

[Doggie_Wood]

but please, don't fart

[raistkit]

the flame burns nickers

raist

[Doggie_Wood]

and burnt nickers smell...

[Sarasvati]

like Skater Boys' nob

[Skater Boy]

and Sarasvati's arm pits

[Sarasvati]

when worn by darkeyes

[Skater Boy]

and her gang of...

[Sarasvati]

hairy big breasted Amazonians

[Doggie_Wood]

with awful foul smelling

[Sarasvati]

codpieces stolen from tribal

[Doggie_Wood]

cootches!!! (they never douche).

[Sarasvati]

We interrupt this programme

[Doggie_Wood]

to inform you of.....

[Skater Boy]

a Public Service Announcement:

[Doggie_Wood]

FLASH: This just in.....

[biwords]

bisexuality prevents heart disease!

[onewhocares]

and whittens your teeth!

[diamondfly82]

And surprisingly cures cancer!:tong:

[miss_alexis_js]

Go see your doctor

[biwords]

and ask for bisexuality!

[scubaman]

Remember, a blowjob a

[Doggie_Wood]

night wards off the

[Skater Boy]

vanilla heterosexuals from hell

[Sarasvati]

and their wild rhinoceroses!!!

[Doggie_Wood]

While horns are blowing

[Sarasvati]

and onewhocares is sizzling

[Sarasvati]

3 bisexuals started to

[biwords]

....raise money for biwords.

[Skater Boy]

Because Biwords wanted to...

[Sarasvati]

dance naked at Oxfam

[Skater Boy]

before an audience of...

[Doggie_Wood]

young shaved naked yaks.

[Sarasvati]

"Fuck him you yaks"

[Skater Boy]

"Fuck him you yaks"

Screamed the Oxfam lady...

[biwords]

(she loved to watch)...

[Skater Boy]

"Form an orderly queue"...

[Sarasvati]

"Behind that old yak"

[Skater Boy]

exclaimed Biwords with delight

[Sarasvati]

"Six of the best"

[biwords]

and bent over, expectantly.

[Sarasvati]

But the old yak

[Doggie_Wood]

just bellowed loudly when

[biwords]

the line had formed

[Doggie_Wood]

to service biword's needs.

[Sarasvati]

"Get off my noobles"

[Doggie_Wood]

the latest funk song

[biwords]

was unfortunately irrelevant here.

[Sarasvati]

Biwords remained bent for

[Skater Boy]

a moment in anticipation...

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97/JBASHORUN/yaks.jpg

[darkeyes]

While horns are blowing

and Curio is perving

[Sarasvati]

envious if the yaks

[biwords]

[the gradual breakdown of grammar and continuity here suggests that this has about run its course. I guess I'll remain bent over for eternity. Anyone interested in starting a new story?]

[Skater Boy]

[the gradual breakdown of grammar and continuity here suggests that this has about run its course. I guess I'll remain bent over for eternity. Anyone interested in starting a new story?]


A new one might be fun. but we'd have to make a concerted effort to ensure continuity, otherwise it'll just burn out again. If anyone can come up with a good starting point, then feel free to post it in a new thread.

[Doggie_Wood]

and please please follow the rule

use only the correct number of words allowed.

[Sarasvati]

...but biwords was still bending over as the grammatically confused yaks approached,


(This is entertaining, I'm staying with it, let's all join in and give it to biwords. Hope you are easy with our humour Mr Bi?)

[biwords]

[Of course!]

[Doggie_Wood]

...but biwords was still bending over as the grammatically confused yaks approached,


(This is entertaining, I'm staying with it, let's all join in and give it to biwords. Hope you are easy with our humour Mr Bi?)

To which

[Of course!]

and so the Yaks took their turns, servicing BiWords' needs.

[Sarasvati]

"Three scoops" he added, "minty, vanilla and tutti fruitti." "Oh and one of those nice sail like wafers." "Now make the jets of this jacuzzi swirl faster. I'm heading out across the oceans.........yeah"

[biwords]

Which flummoxed even the cleverest of the yaks.

[Sarasvati]

Is it possible to flummox you biwords? Your flummoxed yaks seem so dazed that you must have done the flummoxing, you fiend.

If ice cream followed by a sailing trip through the 7 seas in a yak-powered jacuzzi isn't servicing your needs what could be?

Shameless, Skater, Dogwood do your stuff.

[Skater Boy]

Biwords ate his ice-cream slowly, and relaxed in the jacuzzi. Every now and then, a sodden yak's head would protrude from the bubbles, only to be firmly pushed beneath them again with Biwords' free hand. He tipped his head back, and caught a glimpse of the sunset to the West, sensing somehow that a storm was brewing. Acting on his impulse (as Biwords often did), he ordered the remaining yaks above board to row faster... and faster... and faster... until a pace of approximately 40 knots had been reached. At this point, the ghostly outline of another vessel loomed on the horizon. The sky was growing dark, and the clouds shifting nervously. Gradually the vessel got nearer... and nearer... and nearer... until Biwords could just about make out the colors of the flag atop the mast...

[Skater Boy]

And as biwords squinted to discern the exact formations upon the flapping flag, his heart sank. For 'twas a white flag, emblazoned with a BLACK TRIANGLE. A symbol that he knew well... as did all who ventured forth in these waters... the symbol of Lesbianism. The yaks abandoned their oars in sheer terror. Many of them dived head-first into the murky depths, rather than be faced with the pending arrival of the infamous Lesbian mariners. But Biwords was frozen with fear. He helplessly recalled the stories his grandpa had related to him as a mere boy... those of ferocious and blood-thirsty Lesbians marauding the waves, leaving a wake of destruction behind them. The Lesbian vessel drew close. And as it did, Biwords could SEE their leader hurling orders around the deck... preparing her sisters in arms to do their worst. He could HEAR their throaty voices raised in unison, as they bellowed their war-cries. And he could even SMELL their sickly sweet perfume wafting across on the breeze.

The vessel came to a halt a short distance from Biwords... who was now whimpering in state of raw panic. The gang-plank was lowered, and then the Lesbian Leader growled: "Prrrepare to be borded!!!".

[Sarasvati]

Surely this marvellously entertaining drivell is worth continuing? I propose that we restart the 4 word story but follow on from Skater by entitling our collected words as:-

"Prepare to bored (sic) BIWORDS jacuzzi"

Biwords stood up with

[biwords]

[I don't understand "Prepare to bored (sic) BIWORDS jacuzzi" -- ? So perhaps we should stick with Skater's "Prepare to be boarded" followed by Sarasvati's "Biwords stood up with....."]

his knees knocking, terrified....

[Skater Boy]

his "manhood" had shrunk...

[Sarasvati]

to the size of

(Skater spelled it borded, biwords. I didn't want to change his spelling as he'd produced a homophonically alternative meaning with bawdy interpretations - as in, you were being boarded, bored (.i.e., having holes drilled into you) and bored (.i.e., made dull). Take your pick which way you saw his expression.

But let's stick with your new title; Prepare to be Boarded - after all you are the boss round here)

[Doggie_Wood]

an itty bitty titty

[Skater Boy]

Two butch Lesbians approached...

[Sarasvati]

wearing matching yellow dungarees and

[biwords]

stood there a pissing while

[a pissing while=Elizabethan English for 'about the time it takes to piss']

[darkeyes]

Allbi peed in his pocket...

[Skater Boy]

"Allbi peed in his pocket..."

(said the Lesbian Leader loudly)

[Sarasvati]

and tickled his gonads

[Skater Boy]

Then the other Lesbians...

[Sarasvati]

tickled his little willy

[Skater Boy]

before tying him up...

[raistkit]

and fingering his butt

kit

[darkeyes]

Being a rite rat

[darkeyes]

he went home instead

[Sarasvati]

pursued hotly by the

[biwords]

Lesbian Undercover Security Team (LUST)

[Sarasvati]

captained by Allbi and

[Skater Boy]

TashaSW, who was carrying...

[Sarasvati]

a tray of biscuits.

[Doggie_Wood]

These will plug his ...

[stormalong]

his hairy bung tightly!!

[Sarasvati]

At this moment Saras

[Doggie_Wood]

is skulking about Bi Mannor

[Sarasvati]

like a guilty rogue

[Doggie_Wood]

in his see through fishnet

[Sarasvati]

Rocky Horror costume looking

[Doggie_Wood]

oh, so totaly HOT!!

[Sarasvati]

TaylorMade was his desire!

[Doggie_Wood]

But out of reach. :(

[onewhocares]

Maybe someone new delighted his fancy

[Doggie_Wood]

as onewhocares gently stroked

[GreenEyedLady(GEL)]

Gels silky smooth hair with her

[Sarasvati]

boyfriend's spunking ten incher

[onewhocares]

As she looked with wonder at

[ForbiddenWindow]

a flamboyant sexy nurse

[Sarasvati]

waving Travolta's minty foreskin

[darkeyes]

before cooking it for tea.

[LWynn4]

and crumpets by the sea

[Doggie_Wood]

Meanwhile, at the bathhouse

[Sarasvati]

Travolta soaped his lobster

[elian]

in rich creamery butter

[stormalong]

and then quenched it in beer...

[Doggie_Wood]

as he stoked the

[onewhocares]

the fire of desire

[Sarasvati]

in brilliant Belle's sweet

[nigelbear]

Who yodeled all night

[Doggie_Wood]

and masterbated all day

[vittoria]

watching FOX's Bill O'reilly

[Sarasvati]

was Jesse Jackson. Furthermore,

[Doggie_Wood]

Jesse fondled Al Sharpton

[onewhocares]

who reminded him of

[Sarasvati]

of a blue blancmange

[Doggie_Wood]

on the lone prairie .....

[gfofbiguy]

as the sun set

[redheadhoneycat]

he moaned with pleasure

[Sarasvati]

"fist me Hardy". But

[Doggie_Wood]

I gotta pee first

[Sarasvati]

at the Alamo. Whoops

[Skater Boy]

I did it again

[Doggie_Wood]

and again, and again, but

[Sarasvati]

"here comes Bod! Hide!"

[GreenEyedLady(GEL)]

quickly pulls up pants

[Sarasvati]

"Where is Aunt Flo?" said Bod

(sorry I cheated)

[Doggie_Wood]

"Don't see her anywhere!"

[Sarasvati]

"Is she eating Mrs

[Doggie_Wood]

Butterworth's pancakes with syrup?

[onewhocares]

No, with strawberries & cream

[LiquidTheBrit]

and a side of

[Sarasvati]

John Travolta's minty foreskin!