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Doggie_Wood
Oct 5, 2007, 4:29 PM
And was smothered in
Sarasvati
Oct 5, 2007, 4:43 PM
Olivia Newton John's greasy
LiquidTheBrit
Oct 5, 2007, 10:23 PM
bucket of strawberry-scented
kk-n-tk
Oct 6, 2007, 12:40 AM
whip cream with cherries
Sarasvati
Oct 6, 2007, 5:36 AM
Oh Mrs Butterworth pleeeeeeeeease
Doggie_Wood
Oct 6, 2007, 12:46 PM
..... give me your waffles .....
spindizz
Oct 6, 2007, 1:04 PM
with warm melted butter
JumpinJackFlash
Oct 6, 2007, 1:35 PM
and a side of
biDbigguy
Oct 6, 2007, 4:59 PM
dick cream, with sprinkles...
BareHunter45
Oct 6, 2007, 10:13 PM
low cal cream please!
GreenEyedLady(GEL)
Oct 7, 2007, 4:57 AM
Suddenly...A noise from
darkeyes
Oct 7, 2007, 6:29 AM
inside allbi's baggie breeks
Sarasvati
Oct 7, 2007, 6:45 AM
suggested Spock's cock was
BareHunter45
Oct 7, 2007, 9:23 PM
harder than Roman arithmatic
Doggie_Wood
Oct 8, 2007, 6:31 AM
and longer than Prussian
onewhocares
Oct 8, 2007, 8:56 AM
But sweeter than the
Sarasvati
Oct 8, 2007, 4:32 PM
Pete's pot bellied porker.
jamiehue
Oct 9, 2007, 1:26 AM
Yet on second thought..
Sarasvati
Oct 9, 2007, 6:40 PM
Mrs Butterworth stripped Bod.
Doggie_Wood
Oct 9, 2007, 7:49 PM
And whipped his bare
gfofbiguy
Oct 9, 2007, 8:23 PM
ass with Taylor's crop.
Sarasvati
Oct 9, 2007, 8:28 PM
He loved it like
Doggie_Wood
Oct 9, 2007, 8:51 PM
taking it up his
hazelcd
Oct 10, 2007, 5:00 AM
little bullet wound hole
onewhocares
Oct 10, 2007, 9:25 AM
"Does anyone need a nurse?"
hillwalker54
Oct 10, 2007, 9:31 AM
Nurse, Nurse i think i...
Sarasvati
Oct 10, 2007, 9:40 AM
need your milky breasts.
hillwalker54
Oct 10, 2007, 9:42 AM
dangling on top of my..
Sarasvati
Oct 10, 2007, 9:56 AM
fish and chips with mushed
onewhocares
Oct 10, 2007, 5:41 PM
Peas....which were scraped from
Doggie_Wood
Oct 10, 2007, 11:41 PM
the bottom of the
Sarasvati
Oct 11, 2007, 4:38 PM
Loch Ness Monster. Nursey
onewhocares
Oct 11, 2007, 8:23 PM
Yes, I am the nurse and I.............
hillwalker54
Oct 12, 2007, 8:06 AM
Have a tingling feeling in..
gfofbiguy
Oct 12, 2007, 2:57 PM
my breasts. What is...
onewhocares
Oct 12, 2007, 4:27 PM
The Nurse to do?
Sarasvati
Oct 12, 2007, 5:48 PM
"Suck Dr Kildare nursie!"
Doggie_Wood
Oct 12, 2007, 8:19 PM
... all dressed in white
gfofbiguy
Oct 12, 2007, 9:54 PM
singing White Wedding with...
jamiehue
Oct 12, 2007, 10:21 PM
plallicaidollorius a shape shifting
Doggie_Wood
Oct 13, 2007, 7:38 AM
jelly racknoid,who BTW, ....
hydropop
Oct 13, 2007, 2:24 PM
said get a life
Doggie_Wood
Oct 14, 2007, 11:10 AM
in the porn industry selling
Sarasvati
Oct 14, 2007, 12:31 PM
barbecued hot dogwoods with
gfofbiguy
Oct 14, 2007, 2:07 PM
some creamy, dreamy creampies
Sarasvati
Oct 14, 2007, 4:35 PM
Dr Kildare arrived to be
Doggie_Wood
Oct 15, 2007, 12:09 AM
fornicated by the masked
gfofbiguy
Oct 22, 2007, 8:05 PM
surgeon and as she was
Doggie_Wood
Oct 22, 2007, 9:12 PM
being lowered onto the
onewhocares
Oct 23, 2007, 12:10 AM
upon the operating table a
stormalong
Oct 23, 2007, 7:43 AM
a hugely hung intern...
onewhocares
Oct 23, 2007, 8:47 AM
who erotically said to them...........
Sarasvati
Nov 12, 2007, 6:13 PM
Susan, Heather and Ben get fucking.
jamiehue
Nov 12, 2007, 6:42 PM
big ben strikes 10 susan starts
biupstateny
Nov 29, 2007, 6:47 PM
eating kims pussy
Doggie_Wood
Nov 29, 2007, 9:14 PM
as Heather plunges her feeldoe
onewhocares
Nov 29, 2007, 10:29 PM
into an awaiting wet
GreenEyedLady(GEL)
Nov 30, 2007, 8:08 AM
nicely trimmed yet very...
biupstateny
Nov 30, 2007, 12:25 PM
saucey with silver piercings...
DiamondDog
Nov 30, 2007, 1:01 PM
saucey with silver piercings...
electric blender turned-on high
biupstateny
Nov 30, 2007, 1:55 PM
,sitting on washing machine.....
Doggie_Wood
Dec 2, 2007, 12:16 AM
sucking on onewhocares nicely.....
liquidcandycain
Dec 2, 2007, 1:57 AM
who had a hotdog for a weini bone
GreenEyedLady(GEL)
Dec 2, 2007, 8:07 AM
She teases him seductively
capNC07
Dec 3, 2007, 7:21 PM
covered in apple cider
gfofbiguy
Dec 3, 2007, 7:33 PM
with cinnamon and some
capNC07
Dec 3, 2007, 8:24 PM
lederhosen. She then begins
capNC07
Dec 4, 2007, 9:48 PM
to bait the hook
gfofbiguy
Dec 4, 2007, 10:27 PM
as he starts to
GreenEyedLady(GEL)
Dec 5, 2007, 3:58 AM
do the Elvis Pelvis
capNC07
Dec 5, 2007, 12:05 PM
while the bellydancing boys
capNC07
Dec 6, 2007, 2:46 PM
:eek: Ok... that was just too bizzare; sorry folks; don't know where that came from.
gfofbiguy
Dec 8, 2007, 7:17 PM
and the bellydancing girls
Doggie_Wood
Dec 9, 2007, 8:20 AM
directed by our 'one and only' onewhocares,
...................'^^^^^^^' counts as one word (frasology)
capNC07
Dec 9, 2007, 1:52 PM
handed out party favors
capNC07
Dec 18, 2007, 6:25 PM
and hung a pin~... pi~n... anyone know how to get this mark over the "n" for pinata?
gfofbiguy
Dec 18, 2007, 8:44 PM
and hung a pin~... pi~n... anyone know how to get this mark over the "n" for pinata?
You need a special keyboard that has that letter on it - I used to have that on my typewriter in college (god, I'm dating myself LOL) but it was great, s'pecially since I was taking Spanish then. You would use it like how you would type a capital letter, hitting the shift and that letter. I have a friend in Russia that I chat with occasionally and she has an English/Cyrillic keyboard and once in a while she will message me in Russian by mistake....it's pretty funny - but it is in the same category as having a keyboard with those Spanish letters on it, etc.
Back to the story...
full of flavored condoms and
capNC07
Dec 21, 2007, 10:31 AM
spicy-hot buffalo wings
gfofbiguy
Dec 21, 2007, 10:42 AM
Bleu cheese dressing, celery
Doggie_Wood
Dec 21, 2007, 5:03 PM
and vine ripened tomatoes
DiamondDog
Dec 21, 2007, 6:12 PM
bees,w/ sex inducing venom
capNC07
Dec 23, 2007, 1:12 PM
and bubblegum. They then
Eddie altamonte
Dec 23, 2007, 4:15 PM
started playing naked twister
Piñata- you get the letter by typing alt164
Doggie_Wood
Dec 23, 2007, 6:37 PM
with none other than onewhocares
DiamondDog
Dec 23, 2007, 6:46 PM
who then called in
capNC07
Dec 27, 2007, 1:41 PM
the Salvadoran ostrich wranglers
Doggie_Wood
Dec 28, 2007, 8:45 PM
who wrangled Salvadorian ostriches
gfofbiguy
Dec 30, 2007, 7:51 PM
for feathers and eggs
letsdoit1969
Dec 31, 2007, 9:15 PM
the Salvadoran called out
Wyatt
Jan 1, 2008, 12:31 PM
"More eggs and feathers!!"
Eddie altamonte
Jan 1, 2008, 3:45 PM
Don't forget the Doritos
princessSinsia
Jan 1, 2008, 3:56 PM
and the salsa too
Uneedhands
Jan 2, 2008, 7:57 PM
Look out! ...It's Chupacabraaa!!
capNC07
Jan 5, 2008, 8:30 PM
???
What the *&$@s a chupacabraaa?
gfofbiguy
Jan 5, 2008, 9:07 PM
???
What the *&$@s a chupacabraaa?
"chupacabra
A creature also known as a 'Goat Sucker' simply because it drains the blood and body fluids out of goats, leaving them dry and lifeless. Some people believe it came from another planet. Some say it looks much like a kangaroo." ~~So says Urban Dictionary
~~~
Back to the story....
Get out the guacamole!
Uneedhands
Jan 5, 2008, 9:52 PM
mix it with wasabi...
gfofbiguy
Jan 5, 2008, 10:13 PM
Pass me a margarita!
capNC07
Jan 8, 2008, 8:35 PM
and promptly passed out.
gfofbiguy
Jan 8, 2008, 9:50 PM
on the lap of
onewhocares
Jan 8, 2008, 10:05 PM
A Tall Blonde from Boston
wtp09
Jan 10, 2008, 9:55 AM
who yelled out deeply
Doggie_Wood
Jan 10, 2008, 4:59 PM
"Where's the flavored condoms?"
gfofbiguy
Jan 10, 2008, 5:03 PM
"Strawberry's my favorite flavor"
onewhocares
Jan 10, 2008, 7:30 PM
Baby, come here and..........
Doggie_Wood
Jan 11, 2008, 12:35 AM
taste the flavor of .......
MAbiguy
Jan 11, 2008, 12:35 PM
this ostrich egg omellete with bleu cheese dressing and vine ripened tomatoes
onewhocares
Jan 11, 2008, 4:19 PM
I'm eating with YOU!
Uneedhands
Jan 11, 2008, 5:19 PM
Just don't tell mum.
diB4u
Jan 11, 2008, 5:32 PM
Why can't I tell her?
onewhocares
Jan 11, 2008, 8:48 PM
I am a good girl, that is why
DiamondDog
Jan 11, 2008, 8:50 PM
I fist myself daily.
Doggie_Wood
Jan 11, 2008, 9:52 PM
Some think I'm warped.
Doggie_Wood
Jan 13, 2008, 1:38 PM
from having too many .....
Skater Boy
Jan 13, 2008, 2:30 PM
Burritos and tacos and...
diB4u
Jan 13, 2008, 2:38 PM
I messed my pants!!!
onewhocares
Jan 13, 2008, 5:12 PM
Damn, gotta buy new ones
diB4u
Jan 13, 2008, 5:20 PM
Squelchy, squelchy I walk down the road!
Skater Boy
Jan 13, 2008, 5:34 PM
until I reach K-Mart...
diB4u
Jan 13, 2008, 5:35 PM
where I lay naked in the confectionary isle.
Skater Boy
Jan 13, 2008, 5:43 PM
Until Paris Hilton arrived...
diB4u
Jan 13, 2008, 5:45 PM
I covered my bits up and legged it away from her- screaming 'I dont want to be put on the net!"
Uneedhands
Jan 13, 2008, 6:04 PM
...but a hooligan tripped me and now i'm kissing the pavement.
Skater Boy
Jan 13, 2008, 6:16 PM
Paris stood over me...
Doggie_Wood
Jan 13, 2008, 6:59 PM
and laughing at the .....
jeancarleo
Jan 13, 2008, 7:39 PM
hooligan who tripped me...
Doggie_Wood
Jan 14, 2008, 8:41 AM
and stroking his foot-long ........
onewhocares
Jan 14, 2008, 9:38 AM
hot dog with relish
Uneedhands
Jan 14, 2008, 11:16 AM
squishing between his fingers...
Doggie_Wood
Jan 14, 2008, 11:54 PM
and mustard ooooozing from .....
jeancarleo
Jan 15, 2008, 5:50 AM
the tofu hot dog...
Doggie_Wood
Jan 23, 2008, 11:22 PM
found in China town
jeancarleo
Jan 24, 2008, 4:55 PM
and I ate it...
Doggie_Wood
Jan 24, 2008, 8:37 PM
even though it had ......
DiamondDog
Jan 24, 2008, 9:12 PM
used urethral sounds in it
curiousguy_2002
Jan 24, 2008, 9:20 PM
The End. GOOD NIGHT!
DiamondDog
Jan 25, 2008, 12:04 AM
Jean eats all and swallows
jeancarleo
Jan 25, 2008, 4:36 AM
so I was hospitalized but no cure so this is the end, oh what a cruel cruel world...
FIN!
Doggie_Wood
Jan 25, 2008, 5:19 AM
But wait - It was only a bad case of heartburn.
In two days, I awoke refreshed.
And the story continues ......
Doggie_Wood
Jan 25, 2008, 5:20 AM
in a small mid-western town .....
jeancarleo
Jan 25, 2008, 5:56 AM
Dogwood lived there and...
Doggie_Wood
Jan 25, 2008, 2:40 PM
invited the BiSexual.com family .......