What is the most unusual place you had sex or masturbated?

[SEMichiganman517]

i was in the dentist chair. I was extremely neervous as it is not a place i like to be. A nice looking assistant had proceeded to numb my mouth and had reclined me in the chair where for some reason I was becoming arroused. It was embarrasingly obvious and i could tell from his demeanor that it did not bother him in the slightest bit. he blushed a bit and approached the subject tactfully, saying that not everything was numb! I blushed and said that Im sorry but sometimes it happens. He got up and shut the door and came back sat down and stated to palm my growing rod thru my tightening jeans. I put my head back and closed my eyes while he proceeded to take my growing cock out of the zipper he had lowered with his teeth. He proceeded to throat my stiff cock untill I came in his mouth about 37 seconds later. We had several encounters outside of his employment after that.

[MontyinHamilton]

lol, getting jerked off in the backseat of a VW bug at 15 with my girlfriend while the parents drove up to the cottage.
Jerked off in the car parked on the side of the road in a busy area at night or driving on the highway.
Under the boardwalk at Wasaga Beach on a long weekend while hundreds of people walked overhead.
Got a blowjob in the backseat of a car 10 ft from a bus stop at lunchtime in college while people watched behind.
Got a 45 min blowjob driving home from the CNE and reached home so I got out and let her finish me standing at the passenger door of my car parked in front of my house while she sat in the seat gobbling.
Handjob at a concert with my girlfriend standing in front of me and her hand down my pants boner raging.
Fucked a stranger in the front seat of my car parked in front of a nightclub for an hour with the lineup 10 ft away, I knew the bouncers, her boyfriend was the DJ for the night lol.
On many beaches, day and night, in the water on an inner tube at a busy beach on Lake Erie.
In front of friends when they walked in the room at a party, they just stood there while I had a conversation with them before I said "do you enjoy watching? Go!

I guess I'm a bit of a freak lol, There's way more I just don't recall now.

[Neonaught]

Damn Monty! I wish I'd lived your life! LOL

[Flypaper]

Can’t top Monty (well, unless he wanted to be topped lol) but

Multiple car blowjobs, sometimes while driving with my hand up the girls pussy, including one that forced us to pull off the country road, half naked, and finish in missionary on the berm. She was picking pebbles out of her back and hair for the rest of the drive.

Regularly jerked off on the road when I gigged as a drive away guy for a few years. I liked removing a sock from my left foot, putting the car on cruise control and timing my wank for when truckers passed by. Got several honks of acknowledgment!

Potentially creepiest was on my best friends bed in high school when he and his family were out of town and I was taking care of their pets.

[willj]

Sex on the Beach in front of a bunch of naked men. Who. Really enjoyed watching me ride a big boy as I moaned and came for them all. It was a nude gay beach and I was So gay then mmmm.

[Fzmr9t]

On a drive back to Dallas from Houston with my fingers all over and in my BFF, while she leaned over and gave me a BJ and my wife following behind us in her car (it was nighttime and I-45 in Tx is dark at night)

[Skuttfarkuss]

I was alone in the woods. Took a logging road up to the top of the highest hill around. It had been clearcut and there were no trees blocking my view in every direction. I got naked and enjoyed jacking off out in the open on top of that hill. I had a very good climax letting my cum run down my hand onto my hard cock. It was great.

[Rvdude05]

It was in the dark of night, inside a military bunker, while on perimeter duty with a sleeping squad member. I had taken my cock out and stroking, the pre cum was flowing and a voice in the dark asked if he could help with that. I turned to face the voice, and his lips engulfed my cock. I fucked his mouth and filled it with my juice. He totally drained me. I felt his hard cock against my leg, and guided it to my man pussy. He fucked me hard and came deep inside me. From that day on, we volunteered together for perimeter duty. We spent many nights under the stars, pleasing each other.

[Skuttfarkuss]

I spent many a night in a bunker while on perimiter duty too but none like you describe.

[Veryoralniceguy]

Back of the class room in the 7th grade, jacked off with my coat partially covering my lap. Two girls were watching and seemed to enjoy what they saw as I exposed my cock and shot a load of cum all over my coat. Later, I hooked up with one of the girls. She wanted me to jack off while she rubbed her pussy. One she started to rub her pussy, I got down and licked her pussy until she came. Then I asked her to suck my cock.

[Flypaper]

I was alone in the woods. Took a logging road up to the top of the highest hill around. It had been clearcut and there were no trees blocking my view in every direction. I got naked and enjoyed jacking off out in the open on top of that hill. I had a very good climax letting my cum run down my hand onto my hard cock. It was great.

Good reminder of the joys of jerking off in the wild. I did regular walkabouts about 20 years ago, usually in a group of five or so people. On the trail back there was a stream we’d have to either walk through or try the whetstone shimmy. I’d often trail run down ahead of folks so that I could strip, wash all the mud off and change into fresh clothes before the others arrived so I’d be able to keep my car clean going home.

It didn’t take long for me to realize the thrill of being alone naked in the wild, with an always good chance someone was either watching me or able to come down or up the trail and see me. They never did, but I’d routinely sit on a rock just above the stream and work out a good one before standing up, stretching and then plunging in to rinse off and dress.

[Williamcooca]

Should lose the Valenth thing. I did and now I no longer feel its curse cast over meI am willing to bet the next post has something to do with Barney?

[Fzmr9t]

On a dark overpass giving a guy a bj (I was too tight to be fucked and he had no lube)
69 in a tool shed while his wife was in the house)
viewing room at an ABS in Austin

[greengrow]

fucked the ex wife up the ass in a train car from Kiev to Kherson with he curtains open

[Warren63]

Jacked off and shot load while driving 18 wheeler down I 10 near Sealy tx. My wife sucked my dick for 45 minutes till I came down her throat one evening returning from houston, almost went in the ditch. Me and a buddy were taking turns fucking a read head with a great ass under a overpass one night when a car pulled behind us, they watched me fuck her a few minutes till my buddy walked towards their car, I didn't stop I came in her as they drove off, he pushed out of the way and came in her too.

[lust2021]

at work, i used a dildo during lunchtime because i got crazy horny watching anal porn and big dick pics, i didnt have enough lube but it was enough to finish ...keeping a dildo in my drawer at work is enough to makes me horny when i look at it or touch

[jjourneyman]

Hmmmm...

1. Blew my friend's step-dad in their pool in the late afternoon (nobody else was at home, but there were other houses around).
2. While on a hike at Joshua Tree National Park - it was when I was in college and my friend and I... I offered, he took me up on it. We walked back into this little canyon. Thought we were totally hidden. Right after he came, we looked up and saw a couple looking down watching us. LOL
3. In the mid-row seat of an SUV with a guy I had met on DL. I blew him in a parking garage with people coming and going all around us.
4. After work one morning. I gave this guy a bj in his car after watching him in the shower where I worked. It was just getting daylight and people were coming into work at the building where he had parked.
5. Fucking my girlfriend in the bathroom stall where she worked as a waitress.

[jjourneyman]

i was in the dentist chair. I was extremely neervous as it is not a place i like to be. A nice looking assistant had proceeded to numb my mouth and had reclined me in the chair where for some reason I was becoming arroused. It was embarrasingly obvious and i could tell from his demeanor that it did not bother him in the slightest bit. he blushed a bit and approached the subject tactfully, saying that not everything was numb! I blushed and said that Im sorry but sometimes it happens. He got up and shut the door and came back sat down and stated to palm my growing rod thru my tightening jeans. I put my head back and closed my eyes while he proceeded to take my growing cock out of the zipper he had lowered with his teeth. He proceeded to throat my stiff cock untill I came in his mouth about 37 seconds later. We had several encounters outside of his employment after that.

Nice! I once got a bj from a male masseuse while I was a cruise to Mexico. We were in my cabin though. I wasn't expecting it at all. One minute he was rubbing my back, the next he was stroking my dick. Then he just leaned in and sucked me off. Naturally I gave him a good tip.

[Jozyxt]

A GF gave me a BJ while we were driving from Muir Woods back to San Francisco. I came while driving over the Golden Gate bridge. It caused me to lose concentration required sudden braking.

She was pretty reckless about sex in general. Money too. Which is why we broke up.

[jjourneyman]

A GF gave me a BJ while we were driving from Muir Woods back to San Francisco. I came while driving over the Golden Gate bridge. It caused me to lose concentration required sudden braking.

She was pretty reckless about sex in general. Money too. Which is why we broke up.

LOL... I think I was engaged to her! I'm still trying to decline charges she charged to my cards! And, she is still out there hustling and fucking anything that moves.

[Jozyxt]

LOL... I think I was engaged to her! I'm still trying to decline charges she charged to my cards! And, she is still out there hustling and fucking anything that moves.

I never got to the point of engagement. She subsequently got married to a guy who had had a vasectomy, did a wife swap and got pregnant. Divorced. Moved back to where I lived. Wanted me to give her a car. We eventually broke up. She suddenly was pregnant. On the advice of some female friends said hell no I won't marry you. She spontaneously miscarried as they had assured me she would.

There were a number of other crazy stunts in there. But she could fuck like no tomorrow.

[bbginva]

Fucked on a hotel balcony overlooking the ocean with a bunch of hotel guests directly below a few floors at the hotel pool and on the beach.

[Tight1-4u]

just last night got a message to meet the mayor of the town to the east of me.. the guy that fucked me a few times on the judges desk.. any way the message said meet me on the steps of city hall at 10pm be ready.. I thought this sounds interesting so why not.. so I show up just wearing very loose fitting shorts and a baggy t shirt and a pair of my favorite silk lacy string thong panties!! I was standing on the steps at 10pm when I see him approaching across the lawn.. in a matter of seconds all the lights of the place went out., when he reached me he told me that all the lights and cameras were disabled for two hours as he reached his hand in my shorts and found my ass and pulled me to him kissing me., with in a matter of moments I was naked and on my knees sucking his very nice 8? cock!!! When he was perfectly hard and ready to be in my
pussy he laid me on my back on one of the cement tops of the stair well and spread my legs.. he then lubed me generously inside and out then his amazing cock.. I felt the head in my ass crack looking for my pussy hole and then he found it.. it is amazing to be with a guy that has as much stamina and control and confidence as he has.. he posed at my hole just pressing a little until I could not take it any longer and started wiggling agents his cock to get it in me.. slowly and deliberately he entered me till he was balls deep inside my pussy.. again he posses.. letting me settle on his cock. Relax and stretch to fit his cock perfectly.. again I started bouncing myself on his cock.. he reaches down and take my breasted in his hands and starts thrusting away as he massages and played with my nipples., next thing I know he is laying on top of me pinning me in place with his weight..
my legs are wrapped around him lifting my pussy to meet his thrusts.. my arms are around him holding him close as he kisses licks and sucks fuck marks on my neck and shoulders.. he made passionate love to me!!! For about 1 1/2 hours he fucked me there.. then he stiffened up and started grunting and groaning as he thrust into me.. then he drove in very hard and deep.. me squeezing to get him in as far as he could be.. then it happened., he impregnated me with his seed deep!! He tried to make me pregnant., it felt so amazing.. him cumin in me and quivering doing so.. I held tight till he fell out of me.. we laid there kissing for a bit then got up and got dressed and left so not to be on camera when they turned back on... he took me to the lake where he bent me over the hood of his truck and filled my pussy one last time..

[Jozyxt]

Now that is quite an experience.

[Pinktoes]

I had sex with a woman behind the curtain in the gymnasium at school, while the principal was giving a speech.
I sucked a guy off in the sauna at the Y
I masturbated in a multi story parking garage. I had a nice butt plug in, and it didn't take me long, but it was amazing

[Suckitdown]

The most unusual place was probably IN a creek. On a backpacking trip with my wife. She was washing herself in the stream...and I got the urge. So we fucked in every position we could - both scared that someone would come along.That was one of the best fucks we ever had...

[jjourneyman]

The most unusual place I ever masturbated was on a flight from Houston to LA. It was a red-eye. The plane was late leaving and I was horny as hell! As soon as they turned the lights off in the cabin, I unzipped and emptied my load into my water cup.

Before landing, a flight attendant came by to collect our trash. I handed him the cup. "Such a waste," he said.

As we were de-boarding, he slipped me his number. He lived in Houston, but would stay with me on overnighters. WOW! Could that guy suck some mean cock! Some of the best bjs I've ever had.

[Pete2014]

That's an easy one for me sex with a gurl on the 50 yrd line at West Texas Stadium right after it was built. I always watch the Sun Bowl brings back memories n a hard on

i think this is an awesome spot. Every time you watch a game you see something no one else does! Very cool

[guywholikesboth]

At the Y in clearwater fl was sucking a nice uncut cut in the shower stall he told me to get up turned me around lubed my ass with soap fucked me till he shot his load in me I loved it knew why the wife liked it in the ass

[jjourneyman]

That's an easy one for me sex with a gurl on the 50 yrd line at West Texas Stadium right after it was built. I always watch the Sun Bowl brings back memories n a hard on

i think this is an awesome spot. Every time you watch a game you see something no one else does! Very cool

I'm sure that spot holds a special place in your thoughts!