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Well then, I expect that you'll take your winter vacation with your husband in "Texas, The LGBT Utopia". So heavenly is Texas that the legislatures have seen no reason to even bother to enact anti-discrimination laws in housing, employment or insurance....I mean, really! why make those complicated laws when there's never any discrimination! There's so much hysteria about all this "gay" stuff, and it's totally uncalled for. Look, jumpy local law enforcement agencies report 200 hate crimes a year, but fewer than one case a year ends up in jail. You see? There's nothing to those rumors.
And they don't even need to include gender identity as a hate crime, because it just doesn't exist. What's that mean, anyway, "gender identity"?? Well, it's just not part of the law, and anyway, they wouldn't need to enforce it like the sodomy laws...The legislature is so overwhelmed they simply haven't been able to act on any of the several proposals to repeal those silly laws about sucking cock. They have other business, and, after all, why bother if nobody is being arrested, right? Besides, the Governor himself said the
Lawrence v. Texas Supreme Court decision was the product of "nine oligarchs in robes", and he's right--there's no need for such heavy handed moves when the state is already an LGBT utopia!
So I hope you enjoy walking hand and hand with your husband on warm Texas nights....you can be assured that you'll warm the hearts of all the Texans you meet, who welcome same sex couples with , well, you can be sure they probably won't arrest you unless you do something awful, right?
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