How do you clean your ass to prepare for anal?

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

Some people need to have a Fire Hose shoved up there and have it turned on full blast.

[fbgbiguy]

Looks like Sardu crawled out from under the bridge again. Just what we need...... another troll.

[Fresia]

Cazzo d'Oro,
sei un imbarazzo. sia per se stessi e il patrimonio Italiano.

Fresia

[newlynymphos]

Cazzo d'Oro,
sei un imbarazzo. sia per se stessi e il patrimonio Italiano.

Fresia

English please!

[Fresia]

I told him he is an embarrassment to himself and fellow Italians.

[newlynymphos]

Ah

[jem_is_bi]

Some people need to have a Fire Hose shoved up there and have it turned on full blast.

I bet they would like it.

[Fzmr9t]

For me, enemas and a good hot shower!

[johny_b]

i just usually don't eat for a whole day if i know im going to be having sex, this usually works for me

[Dunmor]

enema, then bring lube, be safe and prepared

[biinlou]

Some things are better left to be un-discussed!

[newlynymphos]

Some things are better left to be un-discussed!

Some people just don't know! Had to teach my wife how to prepare for anal! And she still doesn't prep as thoroughly as me!

[gotlek]

First I fast for almost 20 to 24 hours before sex. In the morning when I wake up i insert a stool softener in my men pussy go back to bed an lie down til i feel like i'm ready to go . After that I take a nice hot bath clean myself inside out for about an hour. Then I'm ready to have one of my bf's over. My ass and body is always shaved or waxed, very smooth.
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[dick_pumper]

I have a small hose connected to the laundry tub and I will run the water to get the correct temp, not to hot or cold, then will lube the end of the hose and slide it up there and turn the water back on. I have a clamp that I use to stop the flow once I feel full. Then I hold it until I am about to burst then go relieve myself and then repeat, often 3 or 4 times, till the water is very clear.
As long as I know I am clean inside I find it so erotic to have a guy fucking me then pull out of my ass and I will take his cock right into my mouth, especially if he then cums too, as I love to swallow.
I was in a 3 way and was sucking the one guys cock when the other guy went behind me and slid inside me. Then the guy fucking me pulled out and I took him into my mouth and the guy I had been sucking was amazed that I did that, he had never heard of such a thing.

[Cum1st]

I have a small hose connected to the laundry tub...

Newbe here - that is to sex posting on a forum. Hope to not be the wrong type of ass.

I have a rubber washing machine supply hose that I cut one end off of. It works well screwed onto a laundry tub faucet while sitting on the toilet. Enemas can last a loooong time filling/letting out and letting it just run out past the hose. It’s fun to fill and poke with a nut driver handle or a couple of spreading fingers. To work the hose up as far as it’ll go (without pain). Like the woman on the toilet tissue comercial says, "Enjoy the go."

There is also a 3L soda bottle with the bottom cut out. It has wire wrapped around it so it hangs upside down. The cap is adapted to a hose barb with a small rubber hose on it. In a pinch a 2 or 3L soda bottle can be jammed far enough in to force water in 'rolling' it up, then letting some air in and reinserting it. Really have to be bent way over to empty it. Where my lips have been - it's no chore to blow it back out roughly to shape.

Quite a while back I had a steady Thursday matinee. In the beginning I fasted Wednesday. Then just avoided fiber. Eventually I didn't worry about it. My friend I think would have been put off by any brown on his dick, but it didn't happen in two years. I checked. Mmmm. When he did cum in my ass I would finger it out later, after he left, and eat it in its natural color while pulling my pud. Those were the days!

Also after a good thorough enema workout I was producing plenty of my own lube.

Without an enema, fucking me in the ass is a messy affair, and the small undigested solids can rub me sore.
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Cum1st

[void()]

Carefully.

[void()]

But then again most Americans and even Canadians do not eat the best diets, and many do abuse prescription opiates or heroin so that would also make it so they can't shit.

Know it was not addressed to me, felt compelled to share a bit though
regarding diet, drugs. I have been making a off and on attempt in
becoming wholly vegan. It is a bit difficult when you live with
three families totaling eight in the household, the other seven are
happy omnivores.

What I find though, in the durations managed as vegan, I feel a
lot better health wise. The digestive tract gets to working really
well. *chuckles* Those bubble farts I mentioned, I tell my wife they
smell like lavender in jest.

Recently, was brought off an opiate like medication. It was not an
opiate, merely a drug which acted like an opiate in affecting relief
from pain. The health care professional, I see as general practitioner,
said that some of her patients had began developing signs of addiction.

She chose to have me wean off them, even though I had not developed
addiction signs. She put me onto a lower grade medication which
affects relief via reduction of inflammation in nerves.

Also, have taken to using an electronic vaporizer for nicotine
delivery. This has reduced the plethora of chemicals besides nicotine
going into my body. I think regular tobacco cigarettes have over 4 or
40 thousand chemicals in them, including formaldehyde. ( an embalming
chemical ) Now, I have only maybe no more than 4 to 6 chemicals
involved, with only nicotine being the greatest danger thus far.

Still your point that many Americans do not maintain healthy
lifestyles, in my limited experience, has some merit. Many do not. With
that I close, need sleep.

[jsdominant]

Take a dump.

[DJBiNudist]

I use a thin 1/8in hose connected to the hot water side of the bathroom sink. It has a nozzle I can insert and a valve to shut off the flow while sitting on the toilet. It takes a few flushes before the water starts heating up. As the water gets hotter it causes the tissue to swell and makes it very hard to hold in the nozzle. This should make it easier for penetration without having to be stretched.

[monaohio]

I use summer's eve douche in the shower then I am ready for him to rim me and put it in me

[sisboy]

Cofee enema or summers eve.

[Drummerman]

Interesting guy's go through all this enema, douche etc. I've fucked a lot of woman in the ass and they don't do any of that. I have rarely ever got shit on my dick.