What is the most unusual place you had sex or masturbated?

[fernandoruiz]

In a church as well, up in the choir loft with an Air Force Chaplain who was older than me by about 15 years but I was of age, consenting and very willing. WE had been together before, this time he had come to visit my wife and I at my new base. We wanted to be alone so since I had to go to secure the chapel (chapel management specialist), he went with me and we sucked each other and kiss for a while in the choir loft.

He is a great guy and we had a very respectful and enjoyable relationship --- something we both needed and wanted.

[dick_pumper]

I was cleaning up a property of a house that had been neglected and it was hot and I was getting sweaty, so I stepped into this old tool shed. It was nice and cool and dark and as I stood there cooling off I started to get horny (Not hard to do), and I knew nobody was around so I dropped my pants and started masturbating. It was feeling so good and I could feel the balls tightening when all of a sudden there was a noise of a door opening and two people came out of this building on the other side of the shed and stopped and were talking to each other. This man and woman were 3-4 feet away from me and I could see them through the slats in the shed but they didn't see me, or if they did they didn't say anything. I was to far gone to care much as I continued to stroke my cock listening to these two talking and I blew a huge load and a moan escaped me and that I believe they heard because they stopped talking and were looking around. I just gave it a shake and zipped up and went back to what I was supposed to do. An hour later I went back and jacked again, but nobody was near the second time.

[StupidlyHappy]

Sex - On the pitchers mound of my middle school baseball field. My girlfriend (we were seniors in high school) and I went for a walk on a summer night. When we got to the school we started making out on the bleachers, next thing I knew, we were both naked and going at it on the pitchers mound. This is the same girl that introduced me to the taste of my own cum and gave me head while driving up the Garden State Parkway from the beach. She didn't stop even when I had to pay the toll. Toll collector just smiled and said enjoy.
Masturbating - I went for a hike alone one weekend several years ago and I got further along the trail, I decided to gradually remove all of my clothes. I was hiking along in the nude and was getting quite hot (and bothered). I eventually came upon a lake and went for a dip. When I got out I sat on some rocks and sunned myself. Needless to say I got hard and rubbed one out right there on the rocks. After a little while I started to head back. On the trail while still not dressed I came across two couples and they were great - did not even acknowledge that I was nude. We talked for a few moments and I told them about the lake and that the water is very refreshing. Don't know if they went in but if they showed up about 15 minutes earlier, they would have gotten a good show.

[ZmbGirl]

I love to play with my husband at the movie theatre. I carry lotion in my purse for that occasion

[Realist]

On a leisurely drive through the German countryside, in an M-48A2 tank, I masturbated as I drove.

The tank commander yelled at me over the intercom, "Hey, Dip-shit, you're running off the road!"

Nearly hit a telephone pole, but I was feeling mellow, by then!

[guywholikesboth]

sounds like Gf saw Sat Night Fever with Travolta remember the bj on the Verazano. I had many a BJ on the beach and parking lot and under the Bordwalk a long Fr Capadonna Blvd

[Annika L]

Oh, I am so not proud of this. When my partner and I were young...and had been seeing one another less than a month...and so were in that incredibly horny phase...I visited her at her parent's house. We were at different schools that were 4 hours apart from one another, so we rarely got time together...so when we did *blush*, it was important time. At her house, there was absolutely no privacy anywhere, and we absolutely could not risk being discovered. We went for a walk outside, and ended up at a park near her house...an abandoned park that was scheduled for demolition...and it was winter, so nobody was around...and there was an outhouse (yes, for Pete's sake, it wasn't even a proper bathroom). We actually went back to the house and got a couple garbage bags to put down on the (cold, cold) ground in there! So pathetic. So yes...the most unusual place I've ever had sex was...on the floor of a public outhouse in the dead of winter on a layer of garbage bags. Holy shit, that hurts even to say...such a low point...but I hear confession is good for the soul, so now I'm squeaky clean!

[maineac6996]

I screwed my ex-wife in Sear Audio-Electronics department one day. I was working there part-time and she came in to "speak with me about something important." We excused ourselves to the other associates and went to the audio rack section where she revealed she had on nothing under her long leather coat but a pair of shin-length nylons and shoes. Working there, I knew of a spot at an end-cap that was blind to the security cameras. It was such a hot and risky idea that it didn't take me long to get us both off. Suddenly, I miss that woman!

Jacking off is difficult to answer. I have done it in so many so called strange places. Makes the pants wet and sticky!

[mattsbutt]

I jerked off on one of the aircraft i used to work on. I was so horny I actually managed to rub it to orgasm right throuhh my uniform (camouflage). I didn't know there was a guy sleeping in the back of the plane. He came out later and I almost went into shock, but he didn't say anything or even look at me funny....so, I assume I got away with it. You are coreect, though, pants get wet and sticky....the camouflage probably helped hide wet spots but my underwear contained most of it.

[BiRobb]

In the ass!

[12voltman59]

I had almost forgotten this whole thing until recently----I was in my 20s and in the service. It was when I was deployed down in Grenada after the invasion. We had several units down there---the guy was a senior petty officer from one of the other ships and I had been assigned with him and a few other people on a project where we had to set up our "logistics" supply operation----in our case--our part was to set up the place that our food stores were being kept, both those that had to be kept refrigerated/frozen and dry stores.

For a period of nearly two weeks--we busted ass receiving daily shipments of things aboard Hercules C-130 cargo planes. For the first part of it----we had some really hard work of unloading the planes--getting the stuff to our lockers, they where basically modified cargo container units. After the really hard lifting was over----it was down to just a few of us--and one day---we had taken a break at another location--it was this guy, another "non-rate" and myself---we were near the old Holiday Inn on the beach that was being used as the combined military headquarters---we had all taken a walk maybe a quarter mile from it walking along the beach--all of a sudden---the guy stripped off his uniform including his "skivvies" and went skinny dipping. I was a bit shocked that he would so that---I did go swimming but I had only taken off my uniform and kept my "undies" on. The other guy was so uptight---he would not even do that.

Before long--the uptight guy was off the team too and on a weekend night---I had been out partying at one of the dance clubs found at that time in the St. George's area and had been having this "thing" with a young gal from Grenada---we had fucked a few times and I figured we were gonna go back to her place to do it again---I guess she either got pissed off at me or bored and suddenly she was no where to be found--by that time--the guys from my boat were gone and I had no way to get back to my boat--by water it was not too far but not that close either--by land--at 2 or 3 in the morning--too damn late to walk back.

Lo and behold-I was out on the deck of the place, having a smoke and there was my temporary "boss."

He told me that he would give me a ride back to my boat, he had the JEEP that had been assigned to us, but on the way---we stopped along the beach at a dark section. Said he wanted to go swimming--he got out of the JEEP--took his clothes off, naked again---I followed him this time--I was in my undies but he said: "Take em off!! No one gonna see ya!" I did.

We went swimming and sort of were "rough housing" then he sorta disappeared. I got concerned---the next thing I know--something is grabbing my ankles, knocking me over--I was a bit startled, but it was soon it was clear--it was him---and it was crazy---with no words spoken between us--he pulled me to him---hugged me--face to face--I could feel his cock was hard---we kissed--I sorta resisted at first--but then it did feel good and I accepted that.

Before long--he was holding me in the surf and I felt his cock enter me--surprisingly--for it being the first time ever for me to do something like this---I took it and he fucked me. It actually seemed to not hurt much and felt pretty good. We spent the night together on that beach, wrapping up together in some blankets that were in the JEEP.

Thank next day when I came back to the boat--he had let me off and I hiked around the town--acting like I had come from the place the gal lived--so my shipmates thought I had gone with her again. They gave me "shit" for that--but I played that up--sure as hell didn't want to let them know that instead of me fucking some local chick--I had been the one to be fucked--by a fellow, male Coastie none-the-less!!

After that--we did a few things in our storage sheds if no one was around--he would fuck me on stacks of boxes of food and get this--since we had done such a good job putting the food storage thing together and helping with others getting their parts done too---we were granted a few days of extra "liberty," use of one of the pool cars the service had down there---a pretty beater old DATSUN (not a NISSAN) and we were issued some some petty cash, encouraged to go together to spend a few days checking out the rest of the island of Grenada, which we did.

Now--how better a set up could we have been given??

Well---the dude was Puerto Rican--he was funny, nice and man--one horny dude--so we fucked our way across the island of Grenada those couple of days. The hottest place "we did it"---was like some place out of a movie--it was in a clearing in the forest--a tall cliff wall with a nice waterfall coming down into a pool---we did it at night there--the little cottage we had gotten that night was nearby--but during the day--it was sort of a tourist spot and you would have locals hanging around--at night-no one was there. If anyone saw us doing that--they didn't bother or challenge us. It was kind of "magical" to be doing that in such a location.

We also did it in several beach houses we found along both coasts of the island--one side facing the Caribbean where it was very calm or on the Atlantic side that faced the trade winds and was a very wild coast--or on the beach at night and this one beach on the Caribbean side was really cool--it had black, volcanic sand. I had seen that beach from the deck of my cutter a few times. It was cool to get there on the land side--and to do what he and I did there.

When we completed our tour of the island---our time together was over and we never saw or even spoke to each other again, but it sure was fun---I really only had recalled much about this rather recently--it is amazing at how we could forget things of that sort and "put them away."

I never did anything with another guy until at least a decade later!! I think I just really put this up to "something that just happened--I didn't plan that to happen---so I might as well just go and and forget about it."

It was fun though---I hope he had fun!! I guess I was was a good "cock whore" for him--of course--even though we fucked God knows how many times during our time together (it was really a matter of once we started--we went at it for hours and the guy was a studly sex machine!! LOL)---we did do some mutual oral as well of course--and one more thing---I honestly never really got a clear look at his cock since we almost always did it in the water, or when dark with little light--but it sure did feel like it was a good size!! When he was fucking me--my eyes weren't looking "down there" or they were closed. When I did suck him--my eyes weren't usually open then either! LOL

One more thing about him---he was a married guy, with a wife and several kids---no doubt about that he would have a few--he came like there was no tomorrow, over and over again!! He said he surely loved his wife and being with her--but also liked to get with guys too and he was glad that we got together since he said he liked me as soon as we met. I did like him too. Even though he was one incredible lover---he was the kind of person that "keeps you in stitches" and he was great to be with.

When it comes to guys who are married, love their kids and wife--but yet like to be with guys when they can---there are plenty of those about. Even though I never did marry myself--I surely had great fun with the ladies I got with during that time and since then--and with guys too in recent years--maybe not nearly as much fun as I had with him though--but that was one of those sorts of "once in a lifetime" sort of deals that if they even happen to us once in life---then you have to consider yourself lucky--but I do think--I really didn't appreciate it as much then as I do now.

I have to say that now---I miss him not just for the sex part as good as that was--but I surely would like to find someone as fun to be with as he was in terms of his disposition and personality.

I hope he is still alive and that life was good to him! This is 30 years back now!! So damn hard to imagine that!!!

[rodman2005]

Outdoor fucking my Bf in the ass in a field with cows all around off River Rd in Sonoma below the Russian River. We were totally nude and he held onto a tree as I rammed his tight Mexican hole and I didn't care if anyone drove by or watched.
The jerking off was at Blue Heron Blvd beach in Florida north of Lauderdale. I found a dune near some bushes and started to play and get all thick and hard and tossed off a load on my belly. Then a nude man pulled some branches aside out of the bushes and said that what he saw was the most wonderful thing. I was shocked first but we talked, me naked, him naked in the bushes. funny. It was so hot and sunny I couldn't not help jerking one out.

[Coastocoast]

In the ass!

I believe the response was "In the ass."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9srPr4Lc6k

[Realist]

Masturbated; In the paint locker, of a troop ship, on our way to Germany!

Sex: On my knees on the passenger's side floor, facing my GF, in a VW beetle, with about 10" of snow on the ground. (I'm 6'1")

[Not2str8]

Sex : In the little train cars (pods) that take you to the top of the Gateway Arch in St. Louis, Missouri.
Masturbation : Too many places to remember.

[bibiboy]

Sex: GF and I were in the upper floor of a bar overlooking a stage where a drag show was going on at the moment. It was pretty dark so I was able to slide her pants down just below her beautiful ass and my cock into her pussy from behind as she leaned over the railing a bit with me looking over her shoulder. We fucked slooooowly like that for about 10 minutes. There were people around the corner and well within eye sight of us not 15 feet away. It was extremely hot and something I'm going to talk her into again...or something similar anyway!

Masturbation: Good question...have jerked off in a couple of interesting places, will have to think on that one! LOL!

[curiousnewbie2]

Masturbation: When I was 8 in a boarding military school run by nuns - sitting in my chair by my bed with the whole rest of the dorm waiting to go to the showers. Everyone was reading, so I just masturbated right there with all the other boys around. No one commented, so I assume I got away with it unnoticed.

Sex with my girlfriend in a public park with visitors all around and a police helicopter flying directly overhead! Wonder we didn't end up in the slammer. Had sex in parks and other public places with other girlfriends as well. One time we fucked in my car with the seats down parked directly in front of a busy restaurant. Our hot bodies steamed up the windows so all the restaurant customers passing by could not see in. Also, I had sex several times at night on the hood of my car in front of restaurants. To this day I still don't know how I/we got away with it. I don't live that dangerously anymore.

[Bfd123]

Not masturbate but a blow job at a restaurant outside while they were open. Very hot

[matutum]

had an elder woman as a roommate and she like it when i would cum on her salad.she brought home asalad every day and i would cum on it and sit by her in the evening as she ate it and watched tv

[babloobla]

Masturbated while driving a pickup truck on a three hour trip for work. Just felt like I needed it. Another time was at work where there was this super hot to me, I had to go to the bathroom and nutted in the urinal in like five seconds.. it was really strange that a person had that arousing affect on me. Once had sex in a public elevator, but there was almost no one in the building so it was hardly public sex... ah memories..

[semod]

When I was young and didn't wear underwear all the time I'd pull it out while driving. Recently, in my deer stand.

[bitrucker64]

had sex in a cemetry once and have jacked may times while driving

[Will_in_ga]

The most unusual place that I have had sex was in a cemetery. At evening get togethers at church my cousin and I would sneak off and go to the cemetery and suck each others dicks. I was 13 and he was 12.

The most unusual place I masturbated was at the urinal in the restroom in an adult theater. I was 19 and
had just sat through 2 hours of hardcore porn and my dick was hard to the point that I was about to explode. There was an older guy standing next to me. I unzipped, pulled out my hard dick, jacked it once and fired a huge load all over the back of the urinal.

[M Likes Both]

In the cockpit at 35,000 feet my co pilot and I fucked this hot female flight attendant.

The next day we both took care of our hard ons at 36,000 feet..

[MyTimeNow]

On the train one day coming home from work - I was 15.

From what I remember there was this older, yet attractive woman sitting across from me with a hell of a nice set of legs. I was pretty hard just thinking about what I wanted to do with her and I just decided to relieve myself in the shitty train bathroom. It was a little challenge to not only keep quiet, but also because the train was moving. I don't remember where I shot my load, but when I got out I was sweating and it probably looked like I had one hell of a dump.

Another time I jerked off in a hospital bed. It was my final night out of my several day admission (for a neck injury) and I felt well enough to take care of myself since it was at least a week since I did anything. I was 22 and waited for the hourly nurse visit to pass before I got under way. Probably the strangest place I can recall jerking off.

[timeoutlove]

While walking through a park full of sculptures I came upon a scene that startled me!! It involved two couples having a picnic lunch and sex. One woman was washing herself clean of sperm in the stream. The others partaking in sexual joy. After realizing they were sculptures (so realistic) I became aroused and enjoyed releasing several hot ropes of sperm on the face and large breasts of one of the partially nude women. (true story)

[dm330]

My new most unusual place I've masturbated was at work on the shop floor. It was on a non-full production night and there were about 7 of us working on the 2 nights I chose to do the act. Although I was in an area that the others usually don't walk around on those days, occasionally they did go in that area and I am visible. They've seen me chilling on the chair, but I didn't get caught beating my meat lol. I jizzed on the floor, of course, but I think from now on I'll just stick to my own area in the work place. Nobody ever checks back there.

[centillini]

boat ramp portapotty. was out on boat most of day with buddy and his wife. Needless to say she and I teased one another all day long, and my buddy was really drunk and she was smoking hot. I got the boat out and pulle dup and got done with it, and she was helping in her tight suit and bending over, I even could see a wet spot where her pussy was, she was feeling good too, and she showing it off. I was hard, went over to portapotty and sat and pulled it out, half way through she opened the door (lock was broke, she knew because she used it before went out), I looked in her eyes, she stepped close and pulled her suit to side and started fingering her pussy, I started pumping hard, she said cum for me cum now and I did.

[aguy1973]

Masturbated: in a city park, completely nude in the middle of the night.

Sex: I got a bj in an SUV in an alley. Not too exciting I suppose.

[openandcurious]

I've had sex in a number of interesting places...the coat room at a restaurant, a parking garage, stairwell in a large building. The most recent interesting and unusual setting was having sex with my gf in the backyard during hurricane gustave.