mustard!
mustard!
oh this one is too easy....
Kethup
(nectar of the gods...it goes with everything, except a few flavors of ice cream....mmmmm)
Do not think so little of me as to grant me your tolerance. Allow me your acceptance and understanding of who and what I am with the love, respect and dignity with which I do you.
Mint with Ketchup....hhhhmmm never tried it...might though...why not
Mint???
Ok...Jelly
no jelly, jam
the Groom's still waiting at the Altar
is there a difference?
MarS,
Official Assistant Thread Killer
Me luffly Jambos... the Jam Tarts!!!!!!
Do not think so little of me as to grant me your tolerance. Allow me your acceptance and understanding of who and what I am with the love, respect and dignity with which I do you.
Wicked Weasel Swimwear
Last edited by MarieDelta; Mar 25, 2010 at 5:55 PM.
The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.
—A. A. Milne
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7E-aoXLZGY
Pauley Shore!
You know, gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender - people are people.
Judith Light
I Never Let The Actions Of Another Person B R E A K Me& I Never Let A Single Person S H A K E Me Because Honestly; I Don't Give A Fuck Who Hates Me
Undercover tan
Undercover Angel (midnight fantasy)
Angel of the Morning (Juice Newton)
I'm a Lumberjack-Monty Python
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clPYfaTvHT0
The Scotsman
http://www.allerdice.net/scotsman-song.htm
Well, a Scotsman clad in kilt once left a bar one evening fair,
And one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share.
He fumbled 'round until he could no longer keep his feet.
Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.
Ring ding diddle iddle i de o,
Ring die diddley i o.
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street..
About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by.
One said to the other with a twinkle in her eye.
See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built.
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt.
Ring ding diddle iddle i de o,
Ring die diddley i o.
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt.
They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be,
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see.
And there behold for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt,
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth.
Ring ding diddle iddle i de o,
Ring die diddley i o.
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth.
They marveled for a moment and then one said we must be gone.
Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along.
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow,
Around the bonnie star the Scot's kilt did lift and show.
Ring ding diddle iddle i de o,
Ring die diddley i o.
Around the bonnie star the Scot's kilt did lift and show.
Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled toward the trees.
Behind the bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees.
And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes,
Oh! lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first prize.
Ring ding diddle iddle i de o,
Ring die diddley i o.
Oh! lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first prize.
Cigarettes, whiskey and wild wild women
They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane;
Cigarettes, whiskey and wild wild women
They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane;
The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.
—A. A. Milne
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7E-aoXLZGY
Wait...wait...I think it IS spelled directly...see below:
But then again...Darkeyes does spell all her words differently....LOL
Last edited by BareHunter45; Mar 26, 2010 at 8:54 PM. Reason: By the way...at my age...not sure I like being a "Senior Member"???
Not all me luffly.. an not always.. .. but Scotch Whisky is nev spelt wiv an e...
Last edited by darkeyes; Mar 26, 2010 at 9:41 PM.
Do not think so little of me as to grant me your tolerance. Allow me your acceptance and understanding of who and what I am with the love, respect and dignity with which I do you.
yeah it is...Jim Beam spells it that way...see thier T-shirt.
The next one in session is
RYE!
tee hee..ya dus talk such cobblers sumtimes Barie... drinkin 2 much Jim Bean methinks...
Bak 2 thread now... Cognac.. (mmm yum yum)
Do not think so little of me as to grant me your tolerance. Allow me your acceptance and understanding of who and what I am with the love, respect and dignity with which I do you.
Brandy (You're a fine girl...what a good wife you would be)
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