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  1. #31

    Re: Gimmie a Break....

    'Cordin 2 Wiki 'e died in 1985 jus afta New Year.. don memba it at all an don even memba me Granpa talkin bout it.. no real reason me shud is ther me spose.. hardly memba 'im at all cept as a nice ole guy who spoke very quickly in a sorta clipped manna an used 2 give me Smarties..

    mmmmmmm wud die for Smarties... almos did 1ce wen me nicked me sistas... well moren 1ce me seems 2 recall.. tee hee

    Tommy Cooper?? E's the big ugli guy who wore a fez.. a comic magician wosn 'e? Think me mum is a big fan.. or wos...didn 'e die on stage or summat?
    Last edited by darkeyes; Mar 11, 2010 at 1:45 PM.
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  2. #32

    Re: Gimmie a Break....

    Quote Originally Posted by darkeyes View Post
    'Cordin 2 Wiki 'e died in 1985 jus afta New Year.. don memba it at all an don even memba me Granpa talkin bout it.. no real reason me shud is ther me spose.. hardly memba 'im at all cept as a nice ole guy who spoke very quickly in a sorta clipped manna an used 2 give me Smarties..

    mmmmmmm wud die for Smarties... almos did 1ce wen me nicked me sistas... well moren 1ce me seems 2 recall.. tee hee

    Tommy Cooper?? E's the big ugli guy who wore a fez.. a comic magician wosn 'e? Think me mum is a big fan.. or wos...didn 'e die on stage or summat?
    1985!!!!!!!!!.......Lordy!...That shows just how quickly the years pass! I was 30!!......Yikes!!

    Smarties.....and Munchies and Mintolas..........

    Tommy did indeed, die on stage, Fran....1989...............sighs

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  3. #33

    Re: Gimmie a Break....

    Quote Originally Posted by Cherokee_Mountaincat View Post
    Proof positive that Someone had consumed a little too much Swiss Chocolate today.......lol

    .– Sun Mar 7, 12:59 pm ET
    GENEVA – The result was emphatic: Swiss voters don't think abused animals need to have their own lawyers.

    It's a proposal that would never even come near a referendum in other countries, but the measure's defeat Sunday disappointed animal rights advocates, who say Switzerland's elaborate animal welfare laws aren't being enforced.
    Opponents of the proposal, including key farmers' groups and the government, had argued that existing laws are sufficient and appointing special lawyers to act on behalf of animals would be unnecessarily expensive for taxpayers. (Not to mention that they didnt want their fees to be paid in cream and cheese)


    "The Swiss people have clearly said our animal protection laws are so good we don't need animal lawyers," Jakob Buechler, a lawmaker for the centrist Christian People's Party, told Swiss television SF1. (Lawyer? We don' need no stinkin' Lawyers. Or unscented ones, either, evidently)

    Official results showed that 70.5 percent of voters cast their ballot against the proposal to extend nationwide a system that has been in place in Zurich since 1992. Some 29.5 percent of voters backed the proposal, with turnout at just over 45 percent.

    According to the country's only animal lawyer, Antoine F. Goetschel, public prosecutors are often unsure about animal rights and shy away from pursuing cases even if there is clear evidence of abuse. He said the cost of Sunday's measure would have been less than 1 Swiss franc ($1) per person a year.

    Tiana Angelina Moser, a lawmaker for the Green Liberal Party, said animal rights advocates would look for other ways to make sure laws against animal abuse are properly applied and those who hurt animals receive appropriate punishment. (Atta Girl)

    "It's definitely disappointing, I thought it would have been a closer vote," said Moser. "I don't think it's a 'no' to animal protection, but a 'no' for this particular measure."

    Switzerland tightened its laws two years ago and now has among the strictest rules anywhere when it comes to caring for pets and farm animals.

    The country's 160-page animal protection law states exactly how much space owners must give Mongolian gerbils. (233 square inches) and what water temperature is required for African clawed frogs. (18-22 degrees Celsius; 64-72 degrees Fahrenheit) Hey, Gerbils need their space and frogs dont wanna become soup, I can understand that)

    It stipulates that pigs, budgies, goldfish and other social animals cannot be kept alone. Horses and cows must have regular exercise outside their stalls and dog owners have to take a training course to learn how to properly look after their pets. Unless the pets have had previous owners and know how to train their humans in a proper manner)

    Like in other countries, the law also forbids killing animals in a cruel fashion or for fun. (Ok now this one I agree with whole heartedly)

    Swiss daily Tribune de Geneve reported earlier this year that a woman who decapitated four chickens and left their heads on the doorstep of her love rival received a 90-day suspended sentence. Former fan of Ozzie Osbourne no doubt)

    Goetschel said he represents about 150-200 animals annually in Zurich, while in other cantons (states), only a handful of cases go to court each year.

    Most of his clients are dogs, cows and cats, Goetschel told The Associated Press in a recent interview. Many cases involve the serious abuse of animals, such as deliberate wounding, rape and neglect. Cant be constituted as rape if said animal is 3 years old and at age of concent and didnt say "Naaaaw")

    But in one high-profile case last month, Goetschel represented a dead pike after an animal protection group accused the angler who caught it of cruelty for taking 10 minutes to haul the fish in.

    The angler was found not guilty, and the Pike was delicious.
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  4. #34

    Re: Gimmie a Break....

    lol TY Gray, and I'm glad that some got my poke at humor over such insanity.:}
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  5. #35

    Re: Gimmie a Break....

    Quote Originally Posted by Cherokee_Mountaincat View Post
    lol TY Gray, and I'm glad that some got my poke at humor over such insanity.:}
    Cat
    Actually, Cat....when re-reading your first post, it is fairly obvious, to anyone, that most of the laws in Switzerland, referring to animals, make a lot of sense. Some animals cannot be left on their own, to lead solo lives, no matter how much they are loved and cared for. Guinea Pigs cannot....and I know quite a bit about Guinea Pigs. They get lonely, for they are sociable animals and when my Guinea Pig, Martha, died, just before Christmas, a new friend was needed for her housemate, Beatrice. Both animals are happy..alone they would sit quietly and not be so lively.

    Very much the same goes for most other animals, especially if they interact best, with one another, in a social group. It's a lonely life, stuck in a stable, field, small paddock, cage or fish tank, if there is no other living thing to communicate with....even an animal from another species.

    Obviously, these laws, to protect animals can be taken to the extreme....and therein lies the humour. The absurd things, which lawyers, different groups, individuals, will try to read into these laws.

    Ardent animal activists will go to extremes and think that they are doing the right thing, by releasing mink, from a mink farm, into the wild. The animals, terrified, will fight one another and those which escape, into the wild, will kill the indigenous wildlife.

    From one extreme to another!

    In Sweden and Denmark, bestiality is legal.......as long as the animal is not traumatised. One has to ask...who decides when an animal is traumatised or not. Locally, a few years back, a farmer in my neck of the woods was fined heavily and banned from keeping animals.....the conditions, in which they were kept, were filthy and Ahem!...he was doing things with sheep and goats, that were rather illegal. Some months later, he was caught keeping goats and a police officer visited him....and caught the ex-farmer...standing behind a goat, trousers around his ankles. His excuse....he was making the goat feel more comfortable!

    There is, indeed, humour to be found, in the absurdity of many laws..but I reckon that the Swiss have got it fairly right. After all....a cat that has been de-clawed, a dog which has had it's vocal chords severed, or an animal being kept in cramped or filthy conditions, deserves to be protected by the law of the land, within which they live.

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