BRILLIANT QUEEN'S TOUNGE
BRILLIANT QUEEN'S TOUNGE
Wotsa queens tounge?
Do not think so little of me as to grant me your tolerance. Allow me your acceptance and understanding of who and what I am with the love, respect and dignity with which I do you.
anything that pleasures the king, no doubt!
I hope my achievements in life shall be these: that I will have fought for what was right and fair, that I will have risked for that which mattered, that I will have given help to those who were in need...that I will have left the earth a better place for what I've done and who I've been. (C. Hoppe)
JESTER
GOOD JOKE
Two nuns walk into a bar. The third nun ducks.
I'll wait
"The problem with designing something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of a complete fool. " — Douglas Adams
Shameless, he said a GOOD joke!!!Originally Posted by shameless agitator
A rich man and a poor man were talking about what they bought for their wives as an anniversary gift. The rich man said that he bought his wife a diamond ring and a BMW. "That way", he said, "if she doesn't like the ring, she can take it back in the BMW and still be happy."
The poor man said he got his wife some chocolates and a dildo. He said, "That way, if she doesn't like the chocolates, she can go fuck herself."
"Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people....but I've got the pistols, so I'll keep the pesos....." (~~The Refreshments "Banditos")
LOL!!
...er...um...Rich Man, Poor Man, Beggarman, Thief?
I hope my achievements in life shall be these: that I will have fought for what was right and fair, that I will have risked for that which mattered, that I will have given help to those who were in need...that I will have left the earth a better place for what I've done and who I've been. (C. Hoppe)
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover....(movie, early 90's)
"Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people....but I've got the pistols, so I'll keep the pesos....." (~~The Refreshments "Banditos")
Midnight Cowboy. The X rating was considered controversial on both movies
"The problem with designing something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of a complete fool. " — Douglas Adams
Cowboy Beebop
beautifully non-discriminatory
It's not just black and white, but many beautiful shades of gray
"We have both kinds of music. Country and western"
"The problem with designing something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of a complete fool. " — Douglas Adams
The Blues Brothers!!!
"Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people....but I've got the pistols, so I'll keep the pesos....." (~~The Refreshments "Banditos")
"We're on a mission from god"
"The problem with designing something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of a complete fool. " — Douglas Adams
Mormans and multiple wives
Gullibility
"The problem with designing something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of a complete fool. " — Douglas Adams
Morewomens an mutliple waves
Do not think so little of me as to grant me your tolerance. Allow me your acceptance and understanding of who and what I am with the love, respect and dignity with which I do you.
a mexican wave _-^-_-^-_
beautifully non-discriminatory
It's not just black and white, but many beautiful shades of gray
OVER THE FENCE
against a wall...
Do not think so little of me as to grant me your tolerance. Allow me your acceptance and understanding of who and what I am with the love, respect and dignity with which I do you.
Another Brick in the wall..........
wall to wall carpetting
beautifully non-discriminatory
It's not just black and white, but many beautiful shades of gray
MUNCHING ON THE CARPETED RUNWAY
sorry, bit, eeeeewwwwwwwwwhawwwwhahaewwwwwww
beautifully non-discriminatory
It's not just black and white, but many beautiful shades of gray
NUMB NUTS
Blue Balls
"The problem with designing something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of a complete fool. " — Douglas Adams
Fez from That 70's Show, holding up two bowling balls:
"Hey, look! My balls are black and blue!"
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I wasn't even a glimmer in my father's eye in the 70's so haven't a clue what you are on about. But it does sound painful. lol
Fez had 2 bowling balls one was black and one was blue. You can check the 70's show reruns on TV
...Well maybe not in the UK
Last edited by Eddie altamonte; May 24, 2008 at 2:01 PM.
I can hold those balls!
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