I was talking with some people that I have a connection with, last night and we were sharing experiences that just did not turn out as planned, so I decided, after I stopped laughing so much, that I would share them, with permission of course, to show as much as we see ourselves as gods in the bedroom, that even gods are not perfect.
ME: When my former partner, known to many in this site as DD or duckies darling, was over from the US on a 3 month holiday, we decided to have a very randomly passionate and intimate moment in the bedroom. All was going well, she indicated a interest in being fucked anally and I grabbed the lube, quick slap on and slid in. About a minute passed and she mentioned a burning sensation, I asked if she was ok to which she replied, its burning me. I pulled out with a concerned look on my face and much to my ... I am not sure if it is horror or amusement, realised I had grabbed the menthol lube... much of that afternoon and the next day, was spent joking about minty fresh farts.
Miss 28: A very free spirited and fun living bisexual lady. Dear Miss 28 had purchased a selection of sex toys for fun times, including some waterproof ones for fun in the shower and lube. During one such intimate and passionate encounter in the shower with her landladys daughter, they had, had trouble opening the lube and ended up making the shower floor rather slippy. Slippy floors and loss of balance resulted in two very horny ladies crashing through the shower door. This got the immediate attention of landlady who rushed into the bathroom to find her daughter on her back with miss 28 buried deep in the daughter with a good sized strap on dildo. Hard to say what was more of a shock, seeing her daughter in the midst of fucking another female, the broken door or the tattoos on her good christian daughter.
Mr 65: Dealing with Mrs I will not be touched, was quietly and discreetly indulging carnal interests with a friend as his marriage was ending due to his continued support of his adult children against Mrs I will not be toucheds orders. Having a few drinks too many one night, he decided to masturbate, since having no other available outlet.
Laptop open, he was stroking his rather impressive cock and was on the verge of shooting when he heard the sounds of his soon to be ex wife upstairs, meaning she was coming down stairs. getting distracted or disturbed while cumming can be awkward but for him, he believed it was fine as he was able to deal with matters and not get caught.
UNTIL the next day when soon to be ex wife went to use the laptop and had serious questions about him eating sandwiches while using the laptop due to the mayonnaise on the keyboard...
what experiences have others had
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