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I've used a frosted glass Vodka bottle before and it was soooo smooth and felt great, but I felt weird about it. Before that I had used a well polished drum stick, tampon tube, and once even a bicycle hand grip. NOthing compares to my Vixskin Mustang though which I now use regularly.. love that thing!
I put my penis extender on my tennis racquet handles, feels pretty damn good in me.
Also my first experimenting with my ass was golf clubs. Actually very pleasureable.
Ah, novamatt01 beat me to it. I had a large red Mag-Lite flashlight and it had been a few months since anyone had fucked my ass, so I threw a condom on it and used a LOT of lube. The hardest part was the start, getting something that thick and hard to go in without any tapering. But, once my hole got used to it, I went deep down on that thing! It was actually pretty wonderful. I even took pictures! (And, looking at them now, DAMN! how did I go so long without trimming down my leg and ass hair even just a LITTLE? lol)Originally Posted by novamatt01
Another odd one was a cylindrical Proactive bottle (either one of the two on the left in this photo). I was probably 12 or 13, just starting to get acne and discovering my body (and internet pornography). Started by fingering myself, then got more and more balsy, using lotion or hair conditioner to lubricate the Proactive bottle and slide it in while showering. Then I'd lay on my back in the tub/shower and jack off while pumping the bottle deeper into myself (all the way in, to the point that a few times I was afraid my hole would close around it and I'd lose the bottle in myself).
Oh, also, a poppers bottle, straight out of the freezer (they keep longer if stored in the freezer). All worked up and horny, jacking off, watching porn, I rubbed the ice cold, sweating bottle on my dick, balls, and hole, then pushed it in a little. Definitely very chilly, but I could see the allure of all those ice/popsicle comments! Especially the frozen cum thing, I've heard of that before...a friend's ex once told me that they used to jack off into an ice tray to build up cubes, then use the cubes instead of lube when having bareback sex together. That's on my bucket list for sure!!
OH! How could I forget: home from college once (probably for Christmas or some extended stay), I hadn't brought a toy back with me and was feeling really horny, so I had to improvise...I washed and slid a condom over an old, empty glass Coke bottle. Lubed it up, slid it in, went to down. To this day, I'm sure that bottle still has a little tackiness on it from the interior of the lubricated condom!haha
Gotta say - I've played with carrots - by myself - and with the thought in mind that I must keep control of it. Blunt end first is the way to go - choose the size you want, clean it well in a sink of warm water, lube it well - make sure it's a long enough one that you always have something to get hold of for removal. Amazing toy! And no clean-up - it just goes in the compost after. She should have known not to lose it - and definitely not to put a second one in!! Did you just sit on the toilet and have natural systems deliver the lost carrot? - could be funny, if it weren't so potentially scary. Can't you imagine an x rated Mr. Bean skit?
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Never told ANYBODY this! It's nor all that crazy. really -- but the very first thing I ever put into my anus was a Ball Park hotdog. Way back in the 60s!
Many years ago, my wife and I briefly talked about anal sex, with her being the presumed 'target'. She confessed that she'd tried it with a glass Coke or Pepsi bottle. It was really hot knowing that she was turned on by such 'taboo', kinky things!
During my very early, teen years, I once tried and used a well cleaned light bulb and it was covered with vaseline. I then had learned, that using a light bulb that could shatter or break and cause me, some problems. At least, it did not break, thank goodness! I switch to a coke bottle, which was made, with much thicker glass. The shape of that bottle made a great dildo! Back then there were not to many sexual toy stores.
Understand, life is but a short Journey, people must try to experience and enjoy any, and all, of various sexual opportunities that they can, while they are able to! The lasting memories can be great!
I used a Craftsman socket wrench handle. It was one of the round shaped ones. Started with a 3/8" and worked up to the thicker 1/2 socket handle.
I had a GF who had a set of Popsicle molds....And when things got real hot, I'd go to the freezer, get out 2 Popsicles, and double penetrate her with
them....God did she have some Screaming orgasms from this....
When I was in college, one of my friends was a Nursing student, and later became a Emergency Room nurse for a Regional Hospital...At a party, someone asked about Light bulbs... She replied, "it is amazing what some people will loose up their ass, that will later have to be fished out by ER teams." She wasn't all too happy to talk about it.
Flashlight
I can understand why she did not want to discuss it! It is very dumb thing to use!
Understand, life is but a short Journey, people must try to experience and enjoy any, and all, of various sexual opportunities that they can, while they are able to! The lasting memories can be great!
Vacuum cleaner handle. It had a great curve / angle and felt so good! Similar to this: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.p...key=1092780586
Medium sized carrot. I was one vegetable short for the 5+1 a day and I wasn't hungry so.....
A rubber brush handle. It really hurt at first but then felt good.I don’t think I could take anything wider than my thumb or longer than 4-inches.
An ex-gf's strapon. Good times.
The pointy side of an ice cream cone shaped soap thing. It was still wrapped in plastic and I thought “well....that might work.” Lol
it was a little too pointy and got a bit too much really quick.
extra fun clean up after too!
I worked as an EMT in my early 20’s saw the horror of DIY sex toys, so I’ve never had the drive to give it a try. Sorry I’m rather vanilla in that aspect. Fingers, dicks, dildos are my cup of tea. A friend and I once used a double ended dildo on each other at a party once, but yeah that’s not as exciting as it sounds.
Be careful!
Some of these are pretty funny, i should laugh at my self because i was out of town, horny as all hell and wanted something, anything in my ass. I went to a grocery store and walking around i found my self in the produce isle, ended up buying KY jelly and a cucumber and it worked perfectly. Wonder what the cashier thought as i stood there smiling.
Squash, Banana, brush handle, screw driver
Stick of pepperoni...
now when i go shopping i will wonder if people are shopping for something for pleasure lol
When I was a kid my father had a hair tonic bottle. The top was about the size if a dime and it expanded to the base, which you could barely firt your hands around. I would play with that and expand my hole the further it went in.
Years later I met a guy who gave massages with happy endings. While he gave me one he asked if I liked my ass played with. I said yes. He went to his closet and brought out a case filled with toys. He used vibrating dildos, dildos of various sizes (some of them I was amazed had fit in me without paid. The most interesting was a vibrating egg that he slipped inside my ass, leaned it against my prostate and left it there while he massaged my. I lost count of how many times I came during that hour.
While working on a home project, I had a piece of wood penetrate my arm so deep I had to have surgery to remove it.
That made for an expensive home project.
JEM
Do you know what every Politician that has ever been elected has had stuffed their ass ???? Their Head !
(Sad, but true!)
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If it is to be, let it be with me
Doesn't work
That is a hot story!
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