Originally Posted by
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Well if it gets out of hand 70 times they'll owe me a good dinner as well. *chuckles* Unless they can prove it was in mouths, pussies, asses then being out of hand would really not be a good reach around. Years back was told to go for a colon check. That was a joke. They required $150 just to get into the waiting room with no guarantee you'd see a doctor on the day you were present. And you could forget being even a minute late, you'd need to reschedule six months in advanced and pay another $150 for the same waiting room bit. Had 3-4 days in a hospital with diverticulitus.
Dumb me really not paying attention and working too much to care, forgot good eating. Short end result was I took highest legal dose of morphine they could give. That let my body 'reboot' itself and all the gurglies in my tummy start gurgling again. Unpleasant aspect of it was me and wife were right in the middle of some real real good tV watching *ahem* with her playing bronco buster. Had to stop as pain in my abs got to be too much. Lolly me walking into ER with all the candy stripers snickering at my still 'unfinished' hard on just poking round.
Not told wife, fortunately that night the gals on the ward I got sent to invited a nice lad up to help. He come in late that evening as the children needed to be asleep. I was still rather fickled. He smiled. "See the problem honey. Not a problem when I finish", he told me. About five to seven minutes later I blessed his name in a whisper and he wandered along with a big mouthful and grinning. Then, one of the gals came in and apologized. She explained the older ladies were either married or dikes, some of the younger gals had boy toys and all around it was no go for the gals. Told her it was quite alright, enjoyed the gent just the same. She grinned and blushed. "oh my" "yep, sorry no meaning to offend" "oh, no offending just a small surprise."