Most forgettable experience

Ok we read here all the time about great sexual experiences.. I pose the question what is your most forgettable experience??
For me I met a guy last weekend that I have been talking to.. he wanted to find someone he could be aggressive and kinda dom with.. being submissive bottle I reassured him that we were compatible.. that I liked aggressive somewhat dom guys.. so we met.. he instructs me to get naked and then to start sucking.. so I did.. to my surprise he was rock hard in like 30 seconds.. a very nice 8.5” moderately thick cock.. he pushes me off and orders me to apply the rubber and bend over.. which I did as well applying lube.. he then lubed me up.. he then just rammed himself balls deep inside of me.. poses for like 10-15 seconds and pulls out.. poses and dose it again.. he did this 4 times.. the fifth time he drove in I started to move my hips to try and start some sort of rhythmic action in getting fucked.. he pushes me off his cock.. and asks if it was as good for me as it was for him?? I am sure I was looking at him with a confused look like WTF!! He then proceeded to tell me how good he was and that he was sure he was the best I had ever had.. he has tried to contact me about every day telling me how good he was.. I don’t have the heart or words to tell him..
so just for fun and in a fun way what is your story??

Oh... the infamous two bump hump.

I feel the OP's pain....I detest "one and done" situations. I recently met a couple (MF) I had spoken with for months...scheduling, distance, always something. We finally get together, spend a few hours in a motel playing in various hot combinations (he was bi), we all worked up a good sweat. I took a blue pill and lasted over two hard hours before I came...and we left the motel after a few hugs and kisses. A mutual friend on the website where we met spoke to her and asked how things went...she said i was "professional and we had a nice time, but I don't think we'll do it again"... She never contacted nor spoke to me afterwards.... wtf does professional even mean in this context ?? This is after months of "we're looking for the one right guy" and so forth...if you want "one and done" say so, as I might not want that...but at least say so....

Maybe you weren't the right guy for continuing with, I had a hook up with someone when looking for someone regular but he just didn't do it for me. We gave each other head but he just didn't turn me on like I was looking for, he had kind of a small dick to tell the truth but I just told him that it didn't feel right. He was disappointed but understood.

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Originally Posted by Coastocoast

Oh... the infamous two bump hump.

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Originally Posted by Joboo

Maybe you weren't the right guy for continuing with, I had a hook up with someone when looking for someone regular but he just didn't do it for me. We gave each other head but he just didn't turn me on like I was looking for, he had kind of a small dick to tell the truth but I just told him that it didn't feel right. He was disappointed but understood.

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I guess. It's kind of discourteous of them not to at-least write me. I had to find out through a third party. We had fun, I won't deny that, but still....seemed kinda lousy way to handle it.

Had a 69 with an older gentleman and he passed gas basically in my face... ended my interest in him right there and then

That stinks....

My main forgettable experiences have been non-experiences. I refer to the dozens of no-shows by men whom I thought were serious about meeting. I'd gotten all hot & horny and worked up about our 'date'. To the point that I paced the floor nude with nervous anticipation, precum oozing from my cock, waiting on them to arrive at my door to get straight to sex. The worst kind of disappointment for me. Some emailed later to sincerely apologize and explain what happened to make them not show up. I ended up meeting almost all of those guys another day and time. The rest just disappeared offline and I never heard from them again. No matter, after a week hearing nothing from them, I deleted all their emails, profiles and pics and blocked them on the mm sites on which I'd met them.

As far as actual meetups that were forgettable, there haven't been many. Ones that come to mind are the several men I met expecting to have mutual oral sex. After I'd given them a slow sensual blowjob and they came in my mouth, they got up, got dressed and left without blowing me, even though they'd told me how much they wanted to suck my cock. But since I got to suck them off, it was only half-forgettable LOL. Once I met a very sexy guy who stripped to his jeans, got down on his knees and sucked me off. Afterwards, I played with his huge bulge thru his jeans and licked his nips and we kissed, but he refused to strip off his jeans and let me blow that huge cock. He said he had scars all up and down his legs and a deformed package resulting from being badly burned. Again it was only half-forgettable because he sucked me beautifully. The totally forgettable few have been the obese, butt-ugly, smelly, unhygienic guys I met who looked nothing like their pics and who also lied bigtime about their height and weight. I met several at nearby sports bars and declined to invite them to my place. There were several others that I turned away from my door.

My goes back a few years but happened in a porn store. I had a free night went out to watch some sports and drinks a few beers. One the way home, feeling horny, i stopped at a porn store to get some material and maybe a quickie.

The place had a decent crowd of guys so i decided to go back into the porn booth area.i like to play around so i wink and smile at certain guys and all of a sudden one of the guys responds back, asking me to join him in a booth. Feeling horny and a little buzzed, i smiled and joined my new friend. He drops enough tokens in the machine and selects a gay video. He has me sit and he drops to his knees, unzips my pants and pulls out my hard throbbing cock. HE doesnt waste any time and is riding my cock with his mouth taking me down his throat, it was hot I couldnt hold and just let my cock blast the back of his throat with my cum. He swallowed and swallowed until he had some in his mouth and he rammed his tongue into my mouth wanting to eat my own cum. No problem, this is really hot and more than i ever expected at a porn store.

he stands up and pulls down his and tells me its my turn. Cool, im really going to get into it and make him feel just as good as he made me feel. I take his cock and wrap my lips around it and played with his balls. Unfortunately, he had other ideas. He grabbed both sides of my head with his hands and was slamming his cock into my mouth to the point it hurt. I tried to push him away and pull back but he had a strong grip on my head and he kept fucking my mouth like he was fucking a bull. After trying to push him away he just got more aggressive. Holding my face, nose to his stomach with his cock jammed down my throat. I couldnt breath at some points.

Then the big moment cums, he’s ready to shot his wad. Somhenpulls back out of my mouth and lets his cum fly all over my face, hair and shirt. The first thing i thought of was ‘how the fuck am ingoing to get outnofnhere like this’. I was a beat guy. But what took the final straw was when he was done, he took a $20 bill, rubbed it in some cum and put it on my forhead. When he walked out of the booth, he told some guy that i give great head.

It was so humiliating and dangerous

Two very forgettable experiences. Both were performance issues on my part. I don't know why - mostly I lost interest after we started. Once we had a couple we met on line over to the house. He wanted to go to a separate room with me. I was all for it. I started sucking his cock but it just didn't turn me on. The girls finally came in and we each finished with our wives. It was sort of embarrassing. We never saw them again. Another time, I had a little too much to drink and got a bad case of brewer's droop! I was also a little intimidated because he had a huge 12" cock. He put it in my ass and I thought I was going to pass out from the pain. After he was done, we took a shower. He wanted me to piss in his mouth. Just a bad experience all around.

Mine was with my first wife. Her idea of a blow job was giving the head of my dick a couple of licks and stopping.