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I've heard the expression "I'm so horny I'd fuck anything".... butt
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...d7fe6f0566.jpg
lol I also use to hear "fuck a duck" a lot when I was younger but this never came to mind..
Has anyone done anything ... out of the ordinary?....granted I know where I am while asking this question and not much isn't "ordinary" to some. :tong:
There were days when I was so horny, even the crack of dawn looked good to me!
Bare
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Originally Posted by arana
NO! I need same species sex only!
Although, when I was a young man, I do remember the need to have sex was so much stronger than now. But, now I have so much better sex than I did when I was a young man.
Maybe, it would be better for me, if I had the best sex when I was a young man rather than now. Even better, if sex as a young man was as good as now.
But, as I contemplate how it was when I was young, I remember sex was very satisfying and really, really good! So, I am not complaining that it is even better now or that I have no desire to fuck absolutely anybody or everybody. Only, men and women that I really really like, cause me to crave sex.
ROFLMAO Arana!!!! That picture reminds me of my poor dearly departed cat. He couldn't walk through our great room without our Boston Terrier pouncing on him and having a good ol' hump! He always looked so humiliated...not so much by the same sex part, but the different species!!
As for myself, can't say I've ever been desperate enough to venture far from the norm..but I should clarify that right away...NOT, I repeat, NOT that desperate! As you said yourself, within the confines of this site, that could mean most anything and I sure don't want to give the wrong impression! LOL!
Hugs,
Kate
LMAO! Now Thats giving Duck, Duck, Goose a Whole new meaning! lol
And the old saying of "Lord love a duck" applies here Reeallll well! lol
Cat:bigrin:
Poor wittle duckie... unwanted attentions fwom nasty 'owwible pooch...:tong:
Went out wiv a guy 1ce who had 2 dalmations.. wen out walkin em no soona had the dog widdled on a tree or a fencepost..the bitch used ta b str8 in ther humpin it... shockin..:bigrin:
Hmmm, gives a whole new meaning to the 'silent duck', (well, the duck dosn't appear to be protesting much...). I am so gonna have to show this one to my bf.
As for out of the norm...only strictly within the confines of adolescent fantasys. Used to have fantasys of being able to morph into different animals to experience what sex would be like as that animal with another of that animal's kind; but never anything that involved mixing species like the picture above.
In life, only other human beings. Although, Captain Jack Harkness has certainly openned my eyes to inter-species relations with other sentient beings...:bigrin:
Well the lovely *Peg* introduced this interesting vid to me saying "men will Fuck anything" which was another reason for this thread....It made me curious how horny people get and what they will try. So it wasn't just about species sex but creativity to relieve onself. I'm not sure if I lack imagination or just haven't been horny enough. :tong:
http://www.redtube.com/3577
*wraps up sybian for Ran's Crimbo* giggles:bigrin:Quote:
Originally Posted by arana
*wraps sybian for mumsy's crimbo jus in case she fibbin...*:tong:Quote:
Originally Posted by csrakate
that pic is kinda creepy lol poor little duckie :(
no ive never been that horny i guess.
When I was a young buck (not duck), I used to get very hard for no seeming reason. And, horny ... WOW! The only way I could get it soft was to cum. Even then, it sometimes stayed hard. I used to look for all sorts of ways to masturbate. I would stick it in anywhere and in anything that looked like it might fit into. Never did try any animals that were not human. Ah, for the good old days!
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Originally Posted by arana
LOL arana...have you noticed the increase of sales in the headboard business today???? It's amazing...might very well stimulate the economy somewhat!! I also found it funny last night in the chat room how we women looked at it and laughed, saying something much like what Peg did....but those men (and you all know who you are! LOL:bigrin:)...wow....they're stocking up on all sorts of headboards today!! You just gotta love 'em!!!!
Hugs,
Kate
<<Starts counting the days til Christmas!!>> You are a most luffly tart, indeed Fran....buying Mumsy such a wonderful gift...a gift that will keep on giving and giving and giving....ohhhhh myyyy!!! LOL!!Quote:
Originally Posted by darkeyes
OMG Arana, OWIE! lol Good thing there was a small fleck of peeling pait or they'd be peeling that old boy off of the ceiling.
And I might add, what a waste of nice equipment! lol
Naughty Cat
Well Kate ,Me allready has a most luffly Wooden Headboard,LMAO!!! Arana i just saw this tonight,when i got home. Gave me 2 good laugh out loud moments,:).Ty Hon just what i needed after helping a cousin move today,LOL.What a way too end my damn vacation,LOL!!
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Originally Posted by arana
I just KNEW you'd do this LOL u minx... (ty for the "lovely" - I had NO idea baby *eg* )
Initially I said "SOME" men will... so after extensive seat-wetting consultation with male roomies I have since determined that MOST of them will ..... (I figured tex would be ~ on top of things ~ ).
Hey tex wrap that puppy (the wooden headboard to be precise LOL) with duct tape for more traction, fewer splinters *gulp*.
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Originally Posted by **Peg**
AND PLEASE...make sure that headboard won't knock up against the wall....so hard to cover those marks when you move...not to mention it's rather noisy!!
..keepin er tongue held...;)Quote:
Originally Posted by csrakate
good way to recycle those ole tires lyin round the back yard... just nail 'em to the wall and ur off n runnin. ALTHOUGHhhhhh I yam not averse to a lil noise :) ... aural inspiration :bigrin: yummers.Quote:
Originally Posted by csrakate
Did anyone else notice this one below the link that was posted.Quote:
Originally Posted by arana
http://www.redtube.com/1581
.....I rest my case !Quote:
Originally Posted by billy_campbell
Guess there's gonna be a run on melons now!! Just remember, a cold melon may produce shrinkage! Might want to keep it at room temperature! Just a handy household hint from your friends at bisex.com!! LOL!!Quote:
Originally Posted by **Peg**
that poor duck! I don't think I have ever been THAT horny.
BWAHAHAHA!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by arana
ROTFLMAO, OMG :yikes2:
This is the funniest thread I have cum across. Since I am dorie, no, I have never been this horny!!!! TEEHEE
I'm going to ask hunky when he gets home from work. You all may have given him so new ideas LOL:cutelaugh
dorie:female:
So I heard on the radio about this place that would heat up a large beefstake tomato and cut the hole just right and it felt so good and I thought no waaaaaay and well they were right.
Now Kate, As you know, I have been known to purchase donuts for service to my wife with her morning coffee. And another tip is the holes of glazed donuts are much more accommodating and won't crumble like cake donuts.
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didn't fuck it but i had a dog once that would lick on my balls and cock as i sat on the couch and jack off. she was mans best friend. i have beat off with a pice of stake rapped around my hard cock before. then i put it on the grill it was good and it did the trick when the wife wouldn't do anything another pice of dead meat. LOL
:eek: I love my pets but not like that.....:(Quote:
Originally Posted by steve617413
I keep my standards and I'm not into hookups/1 night stands with strangers.
I'm not bashing anyone that is but I've had a few and we're either not compatible sexually in certain ways, or in some cases I've wound up with a stalker when we'd agreed that we were just going to have sex and go our seperate ways.
If I'm really horny I'll just read a story or watch a porn.
Diamond, no offence hon, but nothing was said about one night stands with strangers. The duck looked to be full grown and the melon was so ripe that it didnt care...
And Billy? I luffs ya Darlin, but yer startin ta worry me...LOL
Silly Cat
Many years ago I had a GF named Theresa. She had a "thing" about seeing animals fucking. If she saw dogs, cows, horses, etc, having sex, she immediately became very aroused.
I asked her once, when she was in a less-than-sober condition, why she was like that. She responded by admitting that when she was about 6, she had a Jack Russel terrier that used to love licking her vagina and would do it energetically for as long as she would allow him to. He actually gave her her first orgasm. When he died, she was 11 and cried for days afterwards. Her family was shocked that she was so upset, for so long, but never knew her secret.
When I was in the Army, guys used to tease anyone from Montana about getting mail from their lovers back home...who were sheep! I was glad I was from Florida......no one ever accused me of getting horned up over an alligator!
I guess I'm weird, only men and women stimulate me sexually.
!st Wales, then New Zealand an now Montana... wer will it eva end...:bigrin:Quote:
Originally Posted by Realist
That dog needs his nuts cut!!!!!
BBBBAAADDDD DOG!!!!!! BBBBBBBAAADDDDD, BBBBBBAAADDDD DOG!!!!
:bigrin::bigrin::bigrin:
No, Darkeyes, they walk among us...they look like bankers, lawyers, mechanics, husbands, wives and homemakers. who knows where they lurk?
My great grandmother came from Scotland and there was some suspicion about her sexual orientation. My grandmother told me that when she was a little girl, my great grandmother would go off on the train, with an old friend from her early days at a girl's school. No one was ever allowed to ask where they'd been, or what they'd done. She was very Avant Guard for her era. Oh, how I've wished I could have read her diary!
Wos talkin bout men an sheep Realist hun... wos lil joke..or least me thot so....:(Quote:
Originally Posted by Realist
Me Gran came from Lancashire... read 'er diaries afta she died... bits bout me wos interestin... the entry on day she 1st saw me wos.. "Awwwwww...Little Frances will b such a treasure. She is so small and beautiful..." or words 2 that effect... sed few nice things till me wos bout 11 or 12..afta that me became the lil darlin ya all knos an luffs 2 day an she h8ed me for it.... she wos owt but avant-garde... more like b on ya guard....had 'er knuckles rattlin me 'ed more u an me hav had hot dinnas... an me h8ed 'er for that.. Victoriana in big knickers she wos....
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How did you react to that when she told you that?Quote:
Originally Posted by Realist
I think that human/animal sex is wrong on many levels and that it's raping an animal since you're having non-consensual sex with a partner who can't consent at all.
It would be like a person who is not mentally retarded at all having sex with someone who has severe mental retardation and who has the mind of a child.
I've THOUGHT about doing a lot of shit, but my only sexual encounters hav been with sane, healthy adults. But yeah,when you get horny enough you will do a lot of wierd shit to relieve yourself.
"Is it that a man insults you when he tells you he finds you fitted for his pleasures ? Nay, certainly not, it is a compliment you are paid! Why respond, then with injuries and insults? Only fools can think thus."
C.S. DeSade Norris.. "The world's most perfect man"
For Diamond Dog:
"How did you react to that when she told you that?"
I was intrigued how she first experienced a sexual rush and that it was at such an early age. I think women often have earlier experiences of sexual awareness than men. I was also thrilled that she was so sexually needy and open-minded about it. I had the mind-set that anything that could get her fired up, was a bonus. I'm only disappointed that it was later that she discovered her bisexual self and I did not get to participate with her in that endeavor!
"I think that human/animal sex is wrong on many levels and that it's raping an animal since you're having non-consensual sex with a partner who can't consent at all."
That's a little out of my sphere of interest, although I did watch a friend masturbate a horse one time. The horse didn't seem to mind it at all. In fact, he used to follow this guy everywhere he went!