Hey all. Does anybody have any stories about getting caught either having sex or masturbating?
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Hey all. Does anybody have any stories about getting caught either having sex or masturbating?
This thread should fill up fast. Whether it is fact or fantasy nobody knows but every time someone asks there are usually lots of replies.
Maybe they've exhausted themselves on the previous threads.
As hard as it is to believe--I never was caught jerking off or having sex---I guess a mix of being very lucky and very cautious I suppose even though I have engaged in sex in public places like on the beach--even though it was on remote sections at like 2 or 3 am and we were pretty well sure we were the only ones around when we did it.
I used to pretty regularly go hike in this one state park in the back trails where I would take off my shorts and hike nude--often admittedly jerking off at spots just off the trail--but even if I would go a few hours---for some reason "the little voice in my head told me it was time to get dressed" so I would put my shorts back on and certainly stop jerking--then almost like clockwork--withing five or ten minutes tops--I would come across someone either hiking, biking or on a horse---one time---whew--that was close!!!--there was a park ranger on the trail on an ATV!!! That was the first time I had ever seen a ranger that deep in the woods away from the parking lots and such.
I used to be able to do that most of the time--but since then---the park gets very busy most of the time and the area around it used to be more rural but now--there are more houses out there so you just don't get the sort of privacy that you once did.
something about outdoor sex, such as, sucking dick outside turns me on!!
I was caught by my mother years, years ago! Embarassing to be sure! LOL She was a nurse and she understood completely. Thats when I got "the talk" about life!
I caught myself when I was 13 years old. It was an awesome experience, one that I had only heard about. But on that day, I owned my cock and I still catch myself jerking off and it is still awesome.
Caught on both counts. The male brain just cut's out when switched to 'sex mode'. If it wasn't for women keeping a lookout while their G-spots wasn't being stimulated, we'd never have made it through the Stone age.lol
And that's why ladies, most men around today can't satisfy you. It's a genetic thing!:tongue:
This is so embarrassing to admit....LOL While in the Marines, I was sitting at my desk in the room I shared with with my roommate. The urge came over me and dropped the lower part of my utilities and started wanking off. All of a sudden, the door opens and in he walks. My back was to him, but he knew exactly what I was doing and he just came in, got what he needed, and left; not a word. Not a word from him about it ever.
being caught by my mom when I was young masturbating , when watching porn and even by my dad who would just walk in without knocking on the door to my bedroom. that happen a lot felt so bad.:yikes2::yikes2:
Been caught many times at both. But every time was set up to get caught.
Well I wasn't actually caught but came real close.
I was stay at a friend of my families who was the first guy I had been with. I was about seventeen and had been messing around with him for a few years. It was getting to be around 9pm before we started messing around as I was always nervous that my folks might show up. Well we had gotten started and given each other head when I decided I was ready for him to fuck me. He got it and was working up to a good rythm and I was really starting to enjoy it when there was a knock at the door we quickly stopped I jumped threw on my boxers and laid down on the couch and covered up with a blanket. He put on his pants and went and opened the door and there stood my dad and his brother who was looking to sell a gun when I saw them my heart dropped I just knew I was busted but my friend played smoothly as he had a lady friend who came over regularly and with sex in the air when my father started asking what we had been doing he said try to relax that his friend had just left from showing us a good time and my father bought and had big Shit eaten grin on his face and ask me how it was I could only reply with great. I was thinking shew that was close. That was my only real close call.
I was caught giving a guy a wonderful handjob by his younger brother. I was embarassed but kept on pulling. He looked and seemd to enjoy what he was seeing so I sucked him off! It was a great time for all!
I wasn't actually caught in the act, but one time, when I was giving a blowjob to my best friend in his living room, his older sister walked in on us immediately after he had cum in my mouth. We heard her opening the front door and my friend was able to quickly put his cock away and zip up his pants, but I was still on my knees in front of him trying to swallow a big mouthful of his cum. She looked at both of us very suspiciously and since our faces were red, we both must have looked very guilty My friend tried to make up some lame excuse saying that I had dropped something on the floor, but I don't think she believed him. She was also friends with my older sister and I always wondered if she ever told her about it but after that time whenever our eyes met she would just give me a knowing smile. I'm pretty sure she knew what we had been doing.
I've been caught multiple times
So, is it being caught if the one that catches you joins in? -or- is it just getting an early start?
I have to say, that in those days that I would go hike naked and maybe jerk off--it was always a fervent hope that one day--while out on the trail---I would come across another guy hiking naked and/or jerking off and that we would wind up "getting together" in the woods--but alas--it never happened!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by bluesky55
Got caught a few times. I just turned 18 my then gf was giving me a blow job my mom walked in on us and watched for a min and said oh sorry and walked out. Another time was jerking off a close friend walked in on me naked on my bed. he said oh sorry we were both 16 at the time. We both ended up jerking together all the time after that but never any touching just watching each other jerk-off. But the worst one was when I was in my mid 20's had a room mate he was to go back home for the week end so I thought it was play time for me. I got all my lingerie out for play time. There I was sitting looking at porn mags dressed in my heels stockings panties and bra rubbing my hard-on in my panties. He walked in on me he didn't go it was the next day he stayed over night at a girls house. He said I knew there was some thing about u. He called me a sissy fagot and said he would be moving out. Another time my gf walked in on me dressed. I wanted her to find out so I planned it. At first didn't go well but after a while she started getting in to it. we started having hot sex with me dressed. She is the only female that i have dated that got in it all the other women didn't like it one bit.
i was jerking off when gf came home early from work. she stood there for a minute watching, then i seen her. as i was about to stop. she said dnt i want to see u cum. I kept jerking as she sai it was hot, and shot, asked her if turned her on. she answered by dropping her pants and ridding my face, she was so wet. i loved it and we did it few more times. i really want to jerk off with a guy
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Nope, but then again I have this crazy thing about locking doors and closing blinds.
Several times, once doing my girl on a picnic table on the shores of Sydney BC. Once on Johnson's beach in Barrie, with a girl. Caught numerous people over the years. My wife is really uptight about sex to the point where I've given up on her. Now I just masterbate which she occasionally catches me doing. I just keep going and she gets whatever she came in the room for and leaves.
Hey, it's just sex everyone does it and all our parents did it at least once!
Summat not 2 easy wen its nookie alfresco anya big sister stumbles over ya wiv polaroid cam 2 hand...:yikes2:Quote:
Originally Posted by æonpax
my first timei was 14 my step mom walked in an my eyes where closed she watched me till i pop my load then left befor i seen her she left the bathroom door unlock one day when my dad an sis 2 bothers where gone fishing i got up to go pee an walked in on her drying her hair she was toatly naked of corse i had a pee boner and she seen me but dident say anything. when i was 31 my gf walked in the garage an seen me giveing my best friend head she stood there till he came on my face an mouth then watched me clean him up with my thung an walked in the apt an had a anxiety attack what we thought was a asthma my real mom called ambulance they showed up an her parents showed up then off to the hosp i went to see her an see if she told any one what realy happend but thank god she dident . then i was 36 my new gf had an hunch that i was bi an asked when my best friend was comeing down i asked why she sead that she had some things to go do an that i should hang out with him i picked him up firday she hid in up stares she called on her cell an told me to go ahead an have some beers an have fun she be home sunday evening so me an him got druck she text me ask me if i was watching porn agen i sead no she sead go ahead so i did of course like 5 min into it me an my friend got naked thinking we all alone she was geting drunk to up stares an watching us geting it on an she came in naked an fucked us both man it was fun time .
No big sister here. I've had sex where people were watching but that's not getting "caught". I've also pushed the envelope on having sex in places where there was a high probability of getting caught but never was. My personal observation is that people sometimes have sex that want to get caught. There's a primordial excitement to it....part shameful, part sexually intoxicating.Quote:
Originally Posted by darkeyes
Have done the public nookie bit an' all, Joan.. but trust me.. the 1 thing I cudda done wivout is me big sister and those bloody polaroid snaps!!!:eek2:Quote:
Originally Posted by æonpax
I got caught twice in my life once I got caught sucking this kids cock that I met off craiglist by his mom (she knew he was gay so wasnt that dramatic) Another time I got caught having sex with my girlfriends friend ( that was dramatic)
Not really caught but was definitely watched and then asked to do him. I was giving a guy a blowjob in my car late one night at a park n ride and while I was down there performing, a guy very quietly pulled up along side to watch. All he could see was my head bobbing up and down and when my friend came in my mouth, I rose up and saw the other guy smiling from ear to ear. All he said was "my turn" and he hopped in the passenger seat as the other guy got out. It was my first "double header".
I was a teenager and was giving my friend a blowjob in his garage. I had his cock in my mouth and his sister walked in through the side garage door. Oops! I don't think she saw his cock in my mouth because he quickly put it back in his shorts. I was on my knees in front of him. She didn't say anything.
Several years ago I was dating a girl who lived in a big apartment house which had a big pool. One night we went skinny dipping in the pool and I noticed a couple of young guys, about 8 or 9, in the far corner of the pool. As we got in they went under and my gf didn't see them. We started fucking and splashing and generally making noise. Oh she was deaf so couldn't hear the commotion. Anyway we came and finished our cocktails then got out she headed to the door but I went to where the kids were and asked them if they enjoyed the show. I thought they were going to die and I laughed my ass off.
been caught caught a few times both fucking and masturbating,i was having fun with a gf of mine and her xdressing brother when their mother walked in on us we were really going at it and never heard her come home much less enter the house but we all three just froze when she popped the door open and said hello, she just froze also stood there it seemed like forever but in actuality it was just a few seconds and then backed out and shut the door
If the thought of being caught excites you, I suggest you try just having an audience. It's safer and less likely to result in drama or legal charges ;)
all good stories!!!
As a teen, caught several times by Mom or Dad, either jacking off in the bathroom or bedroom, they'd say "oops" and turn around quickly and leave...after that, they'd tend to knock on the door before barging in...
Caught by gf with a guy in the bathroom at a party, he had me bent over the sink counter and was screwing me, she quickly closed the door, locking it and said "I gotta pee" and went to the toilet and pee'd, all the while watching us go at it...she grinned and said "lock the door" and left. She has a big mouth, so I knew she told some of my/our friends, a few gave me a cold shoulder or avoided me after that, some would "smile knowingly", but no one ever confronted me.
This just happened last week. I didn't get caught in a sex act, but the house cleaner walked in on me in the bathroom as I was grooming in front of the mirror when I was stark naked. As the door opened I assumed it was my wife so didn't move or react at first. We were both embarrassed and I appologized. But now I'm a bit turned on by it that it happened.
Not me.. but last nite Kate and I went 2 dinner at me xhubbies town house (yes the gett is loaded!! sighhhhhhh)... after dinna wos over, they waved us off.. buggeration.. left me purse at 'is... had 2 go back.. lites still on... so ran through conservatory inta the den an' jeez.. the dirty sod hadn't wasted much time... him an' his wife hard at it on sofa!!! Look on is face wos a picture an look on 'ers 1 of horror... caught by 'er predecessor... bet she didn't bargain on that!! Ne way kissed 'im on top of head and 'er on lips... sed "enjoy, children" an ran out door... no, I don't kno if they carried on.... but I did hear the sound of laffter as I ran through the conservatory back 2 car... so I expect lust triumphed over embarrassment... an wy not??? But that memory will live wiv me as long as I live... tee hee
well my first time being caught by my aunt judy scare the hell out of me b/c i thought she was going to tell her huband but she didn't what she did do tho was after she caught me jacking off she want a take of me well that where it started.she?me an ask me why i was jacking off an i told her that they left there bed room light while she fuck her huband an i watch the hole show.i was only 16 then she was 36 an man did i shoot a load allover the bed an on my hands.so after he left a few days later going to work.she came up to me sitting in the living room an ask me if i wanted a good blow job an what did i say hell yes.an after that i ask her if i could fuck her an she said only if her friends could join an her name was sandra they were the best fucking i had at that age.we fuck suck anal lick an even play with my aunt toys she had a 9 an a half strap-on that i fuck her an sandra with for about 4hours.an my aunt new huband would not do anal on her at all an she love being fuck in the ass.
one of my fantasies, is to be sitting in living room slowly jerking off to some porn. A guy walks in and begins to suck me. as he jerks off as I feel his mouth on my cock, my head back enjoying it, then I look down and I see my g/f standing there watching. She comes in, sits down and plays with herself, directing us, as she tells me to suck him off.
Damn peeps keep the stories cumming :bigrin:
Caught? Ive have a few close calls but not directly caught. Perhaps they thought I was jacking off but I am sure that they could know for certain. They never saw anything. However, I jack off from time to time up stairs in my work out room and I know my neighbors can see. A single mother with three daughters ages 18, 19 and 22 live with her. The mother is ugly. The youngest daughter is worse. The middle daughter is super hot. I think it is a game or sorts. She dresses in the window so I have seen her beautiful tits countless times and she has watched me jacking off a few times. Of course we never discuss it in passing but gosh would I love to have sex with that girl.
In all my years of Masturbating tonight was one of the closest times I coulda been caught. I was surfing the web, checking out naked dudes and had my hand in my pants getting ready to undue the belt and slip out of them when my brother in law says what ya doing in there, it's awful quiet." I just about shit myself, I hadn't heard anyone coming down the stairs and a minute or so later and I'd have been caught.