Poppers, Crisco, latex gloves, and a prolapse!Quote:
Originally Posted by bigregory
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Poppers, Crisco, latex gloves, and a prolapse!Quote:
Originally Posted by bigregory
A new feeling of BLISS
A triff pash sesh an loadsa screamin an threshin at end:tong:Quote:
Originally Posted by onewhocares
*embarrassed and giggles nervously*:)Quote:
Originally Posted by darkeyes
NEVER be embarressed at what you do or say when in the arms of a lover.....Mine recently said to me that he loved when I quivered in his arms.
Embarrassed??? God... that'll b the day..she wos jus bein coy an playin hard 2 get....:tong:
Hard to Get.......how about just getting hard
Hard nipples/tit nipply
Nipple Rings
Nipple Rings
Tongue studs
Prince Alberts and other dick jewelry.Quote:
Originally Posted by shameless agitator
That was actually my first thought, but OUCH!Quote:
Originally Posted by DiamondDog
ouchless bandaid
or prince albert in a can
kit
"...better let him out!" *groan*
Crank phone calls...
went fishin with a crank phone one, caught (netted) six fish and my hook never got wet
hook, hook... hukt on foniks wurkt fur me?
"I see dumb people" My favorite T-shirt at the moment
I see dead people
This mornin wen me woke up me wos dead people....:(
Night of the Living Dead
Dead Man Walking
The last mile
The Green Mile
4 mile walk ome sozzed in me heels.. well 2 an 2 in me baries...:(
"Cruel Shoes" ~~Steve Martin
6 inch stilettos. mmmm have to go attack the gf now:bigrin:
A fine blade... OK double meaning there:bigrin:
Blade Trinity
They call me Trinity
"Follow the white rabbit"
Run, Rabbitt, Run
Me rabbit on?? Neva..quiet lil soul me...:bigrin:
Bugs Bunny
A Bug's Life
Ok this is startin' ta bug me; enough with the insects already!
Buzz off!;):bigrin:
:devil:Just had to sting me with that remark eh?
Very well! LET THE PUNS BEGIN!!:devil:
:devil:
(For our UK friends...) Oh bugger!
A pun is its own reword......