What is the most unusual place you had sex or masturbated?

When I first started junior high school, I developed an overwhelming urge to jackoff in the girls bathrooms. Sometimes I?d go over to the elementary school and jackoff in the bathrooms. I like the sounds of the girls coming and peeing. Some times I would look over the top of the stalls. Several times I would expose myself and depending on their reaction, have to dash out in a hurry. I was never caught and even had a few girls who were fascinated by my hard cock and wanted to touch it, which led them to jacking me off in one of the stalls.

Lost my virginity at 15 on a tomb in a cemetery. She had the experience and I had to ask for help.

When I was in the service I snuck my wife onboard my ship and made love to her from behind as she laid sprawled over the top of a ship's fire control computer.

One time I left a casino drunk with my girlfriend. Was driving down the turnpike and she got on top of me while driving. I have to say that was the most dangerous yet fun sec experience yet!!!!

I’ve jerked off just about anywhere you can imagine and I’m somewhat of an exhibitionist. Before I retired, I’d jerk off at my desk with my office door open and shoot my load on the chair shield. My staff were all young and female, they wore tight pants and short skirts. They were always flirting with me, but when they would walk in and sit down, I’d be looking at their panties and some fur. One of the gals came in one time and wanted me to look at a drawing she was working on, she layed it on my desk and walked around t my side of the desk. No time for me to say anything or stop her. I had a cum puddle on the floor, my fly down and my cock hanging out. She just smiled and said it looks like someone is having fun, then she said she’d come back when I was finished. She always wore very revealing panties, but after that, she would come in and sit down with no panties. I still remember the first time she did it, I had an instant hard on. Her skirts were always short, but when she sat down and spread her legs, wow. I had one hand under the desk and was slowly rubbing my dick. Then she got up and closed the door, sat down again, spread her legs and put her feet on the chair, she was totally exposed. With that, I stood up and dropped my pants. I had a longer cock, but it was really thick. She loved it and said she had a better idea than our masturbating together. She sat on the edge of my desk and I ate her pussy until she came. My cock was dripping precum when she took it in her mouth and l shot my load, she smiled and said your cum sure is sweet. She knew I was marred and didn’t really care. We never fucked, but we swapped oral sex for years. Then she decided to move back home and finish her degree.

I've sex with a woman in the bathroom of an airplane in flight and gotten a BJ from the same woman driving over the golden gate bridge. (She was great for sex, but not so stable for a relationship.) With another woman, on the hood of my car on a beach. I still know her and some years later she mentioned her age in conversation, so she was either lying or was underage when we fucked.

I was out in a secluded area fishing by myself and was so horny. I stroked myself right there and came.
I once fucked a married neighbor late at night out on the neighborhood fishing pier.'

On my future wife's parent's bed, she gave me our first blowjob.

My gf decided to give me a blow job as I was driving us back to Ottawa from Toronto on the 401. A trucker watched as we sped along. The biggest challenge was keeping my foot from jamming the accelerator to the floor. She took it all in her mouth when I came. She would always kiss me afterwards and feed me my own cum.
The next time was with my first wife. Sailing her brother’s 23’ boat along the edge of a storm. While I manned the tiller and concentrated on maintaining the course, she pulled my swimsuit off and sucked me to until I blew my load in her mouth. She always swallowed.

Masturbation was in the men's room at the downtown public library in Indianapolis. I was in the Handicapped stall. When I nutted I blew it all over the hand railings. As for fucking I was dating a long term girlfriend. There was a church close by. I talked her into getting out of the car with me. I grabbed a blanket. There was a courtyard that was surround on three sides by glass walls. There was grass and edged by gravel. I laid down the blanket and we got down to business. We used condom's. We fucked twice. I left the empty packages and the full condoms' on the ground. As we walked out of the courtyard there was a couple parked next to my car, they were making out. All I could think about was the next morning when services were starting is people would walk by the window and see the condom wrappers nd used condoms...

I once sat my wife on the edge of the kitchen counter and ate her for quite a while she was on the phone with a woman down the road. The other woman had a lot to say. No brilliant conversation came from my wife.

In high school my gf (now my wife) and I fucked anywhere and anytime we could get away with it. On her parents bed, in my brothers van, in my sisters apartment, and every time we went to the drive in. We lived in San Antonio, near an Air Force base, and one night we found ourselves parked and making out near an old aircraft that was supposed to be headed to a museum. We climbed up inside and fucked inside the belly of the giant XC-99, and left a filled condom and her panties for the next visitors. Later in college we fucked in an abandoned section of seats under a new upper deck of the stadium at my college, and on a road trip, we quietly fucked each other as were sleeping with about 8 other people on a living room floor of a friends parents house. These many years later, she is not as adventurous, driving me to find other outlets for my sexual needs, leading to my first encounter with another guy since I was a boy scout. We saw each other in the backroom of an ABS, he then indicated we should head outside and we ended up in the back seat of my SUV in the parking lot sucking each other to completion.

When we were first married, Saturday mornings was our time to fuck. Wife's Mother would call her every Saturday to talk and we would stop until she got off the phone. One Saturday we were going at it when her Mom called. I let her answer the phone but I wouldn't stop fucking her. Needless to say wife had a hard time talking while I fucked her, and when she cum, her Mom caught on. Her Mom never stopped calling at that time, best was when I was eating her pussy. Wife tried pushing me off, but I held onto her thighs which were up around my ears. I would then focus on her clit and make her cum hard. I think all 3 of us were getting off. Years later her Mom moved in with us, but thats another story

so for the last 6 months I have been sleeping with the mayor of the town just to the west of me.. he is very adventurous.. we have fucked all over that town.. even in most of the outlying areas.. but two weeks ago he told me that he had two surprises for me.. the first one he being mayor has control over all the cameras there.. he likes to record us fucking outdoors.. which is fine with me I like being watched.. any way he fucked me on the front steps of city hall.. it was very erotic with all the lights off and cars driving by.. us just 20 yards away on the steps naked him fucking me good.. me moaning kinda loudly!! Then he just pulls out grabs my hand and leads me inside.. we went into the courtroom!! He pushes me down on my back on the judges desk.. spreads my legs and climbs on top of me.. he finds my pussy hole and slides in balls deep.. for the next hour and a half I am his whore.. he unloads 2 huge loads deep inside my pussy.. I leak his cum and my pussy juices all over that desk.. I must admit we have fucked in and on some weird stuff but I never thought I would get fucked on a judges desk!!

A couple yrs ago I was in Southern Minnesota in a nasty Blizzard and pulled off in Albert Lee truck stop. This trucker had heard me calling around for a room and said listen bud you ain't going to find nothing in this storm. He said listen I have 2 bunks in my Kenworth you are welcome to one of them if you like, I ain't going anywhere for a few days. I accepted and went to the car to get a few things and then we walked to his truck. This thing was huge and the inside was like a mini hotel, sure enough there were 2 bunks a top and a bottom. settling in he had adult beverages and he said mind if I get comfortable, the cab was a perfect 72 degrees and I said of course its your truck. he slid off his shirt and took of his pants and was wearing a jock strap type of underwear, he said you may as well get comfortable too I said I can't as I don't wear underwear. He said fuck underwear, if it makes you feel better I will take these off, we could litterly walk around this huge sleeper so I said fuck it I undressed and sat back down. As he poured another round of drinks he was always touching himself he came over to me with the drink and his cock was at eye level and he stood there for a moment as if to invite me to touch it. I reached for the drink with one hand and reached for his cock with the other, his semi hard cock was no growing rock hard in my mouth as he gently held the back of my head as I worked his tool.

He pulled out of my mouth and smiled and said hoss we are going to have a great time, my cock was rock hard leaking pre-cum and he ever so gently licked the head of my cock to catch the sweet cum. The bottom bunk actually was the dinner table that folded down into a full size bed, We 69ed for quite awhile when he said I need fucked, can you fuck me? I don't fuck without condoms, he opened a drawer and produced a pack of condoms and lube. He put a condom on me and lubed us up he got on his back and spread his legs as far as he could and he guided my 8 inch fat cock into his bear hole. Once I found a nice rhythm he was loving every minute of it, fuck me like a cheap whore he said and with eager and powerful thrusts I let him have it. He said when you cum rip off that rubber and feed me your cock. Which I did to his satisfaction. I looked down on his chest and I didn't know it but he cummed all over his chest as I ass fucked him. We both fell asleep naked and exhausted.

Ex Gf and I were at a concert, smaller venue, 2500 people type place. She was pretty lit and we were on the floor in front of the stage. She was in front of my, I had my arms around her and was horned up. I unbuttoned her jeans and slide my hand down her pants. Was so hot fingering her out in the open, especially loved when someone would see and smile. Weeks later ran into a buddy at a bar, he said "damn man you were really giving it to XXXXX the other night. LOVED that he saw me and called me out on it. Sadly she wasn't open to swinging, tried to get her interested but never did.

On a very hot summer day I pulled into a gas station to fill up and next to me was a long white stretch limo. I was shirtless and he had his suit coat off with his dress shirt unbuttoned to the navel. We both eyed each other and when he gave me the nod, I nodded back. As we finished pumping our gas he asked if I wanted to follow him and I said of course. We went down the road a bit and pulled into a park n ride lot,. found a secluded space and he opene the limo doors for me to get in. It was a rolling sex ride, plush leather everywhere with big recliining seats that weree wide enough for two.We each laid back on one as he slipped out of his pants. The windows were heavily tinted as I rolled over and started sucking his cock/ The music was pounding and the a/c was blasting and I was really into this guys dick, long and slender at about 8 inches he loved watching it go dpwn my throat. He came with several spurts of cum whiich I greedily gulped down.

A teenage 3 way with my girlfriend and my best friend on the steps to the organ loft of an otherwise empty Catholic church.

Continuing that religious (sacrilegious?) theme, I once sucked a guy off in a park in Salt Lake City with a view of the Mormon temple. And, before you ask, yes he had on the underwear.

When I was a young teenager, i liked to go into the girls bathroom after school and jackoff. I’d squirt my cum everywhere, door lock, toilet seat, flush handle. Sometimes girls would come in and use the toilet in the next stall, sounds and smells would always get me off. Several times I left the stall door open and exposed myself. Odd thing was, I never had a girl scream and run out, most seem in trance, they stood there until I shot my load.

My high school girlfriend and I had sex in a graveyard one night on a grave. We were dumb kids doing dumb things.

i was in the dentist chair. I was extremely neervous as it is not a place i like to be. A nice looking assistant had proceeded to numb my mouth and had reclined me in the chair where for some reason I was becoming arroused. It was embarrasingly obvious and i could tell from his demeanor that it did not bother him in the slightest bit. he blushed a bit and approached the subject tactfully, saying that not everything was numb! I blushed and said that Im sorry but sometimes it happens. He got up and shut the door and came back sat down and stated to palm my growing rod thru my tightening jeans. I put my head back and closed my eyes while he proceeded to take my growing cock out of the zipper he had lowered with his teeth. He proceeded to throat my stiff cock untill I came in his mouth about 37 seconds later. We had several encounters outside of his employment after that.

lol, getting jerked off in the backseat of a VW bug at 15 with my girlfriend while the parents drove up to the cottage.
Jerked off in the car parked on the side of the road in a busy area at night or driving on the highway.
Under the boardwalk at Wasaga Beach on a long weekend while hundreds of people walked overhead.
Got a blowjob in the backseat of a car 10 ft from a bus stop at lunchtime in college while people watched behind.
Got a 45 min blowjob driving home from the CNE and reached home so I got out and let her finish me standing at the passenger door of my car parked in front of my house while she sat in the seat gobbling.
Handjob at a concert with my girlfriend standing in front of me and her hand down my pants boner raging.
Fucked a stranger in the front seat of my car parked in front of a nightclub for an hour with the lineup 10 ft away, I knew the bouncers, her boyfriend was the DJ for the night lol.
On many beaches, day and night, in the water on an inner tube at a busy beach on Lake Erie.
In front of friends when they walked in the room at a party, they just stood there while I had a conversation with them before I said "do you enjoy watching? Go!

I guess I'm a bit of a freak lol, There's way more I just don't recall now.

Damn Monty! I wish I'd lived your life! LOL

Can’t top Monty (well, unless he wanted to be topped lol) but

Multiple car blowjobs, sometimes while driving with my hand up the girls pussy, including one that forced us to pull off the country road, half naked, and finish in missionary on the berm. She was picking pebbles out of her back and hair for the rest of the drive.

Regularly jerked off on the road when I gigged as a drive away guy for a few years. I liked removing a sock from my left foot, putting the car on cruise control and timing my wank for when truckers passed by. Got several honks of acknowledgment!

Potentially creepiest was on my best friends bed in high school when he and his family were out of town and I was taking care of their pets.

Sex on the Beach in front of a bunch of naked men. Who. Really enjoyed watching me ride a big boy as I moaned and came for them all. It was a nude gay beach and I was So gay then mmmm.

On a drive back to Dallas from Houston with my fingers all over and in my BFF, while she leaned over and gave me a BJ and my wife following behind us in her car (it was nighttime and I-45 in Tx is dark at night)

I was alone in the woods. Took a logging road up to the top of the highest hill around. It had been clearcut and there were no trees blocking my view in every direction. I got naked and enjoyed jacking off out in the open on top of that hill. I had a very good climax letting my cum run down my hand onto my hard cock. It was great.

It was in the dark of night, inside a military bunker, while on perimeter duty with a sleeping squad member. I had taken my cock out and stroking, the pre cum was flowing and a voice in the dark asked if he could help with that. I turned to face the voice, and his lips engulfed my cock. I fucked his mouth and filled it with my juice. He totally drained me. I felt his hard cock against my leg, and guided it to my man pussy. He fucked me hard and came deep inside me. From that day on, we volunteered together for perimeter duty. We spent many nights under the stars, pleasing each other.

I spent many a night in a bunker while on perimiter duty too but none like you describe.

Back of the class room in the 7th grade, jacked off with my coat partially covering my lap. Two girls were watching and seemed to enjoy what they saw as I exposed my cock and shot a load of cum all over my coat. Later, I hooked up with one of the girls. She wanted me to jack off while she rubbed her pussy. One she started to rub her pussy, I got down and licked her pussy until she came. Then I asked her to suck my cock.

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Originally Posted by Skuttfarkuss

I was alone in the woods. Took a logging road up to the top of the highest hill around. It had been clearcut and there were no trees blocking my view in every direction. I got naked and enjoyed jacking off out in the open on top of that hill. I had a very good climax letting my cum run down my hand onto my hard cock. It was great.

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Good reminder of the joys of jerking off in the wild. I did regular walkabouts about 20 years ago, usually in a group of five or so people. On the trail back there was a stream we’d have to either walk through or try the whetstone shimmy. I’d often trail run down ahead of folks so that I could strip, wash all the mud off and change into fresh clothes before the others arrived so I’d be able to keep my car clean going home.

It didn’t take long for me to realize the thrill of being alone naked in the wild, with an always good chance someone was either watching me or able to come down or up the trail and see me. They never did, but I’d routinely sit on a rock just above the stream and work out a good one before standing up, stretching and then plunging in to rinse off and dress.

Should lose the Valenth thing. I did and now I no longer feel its curse cast over meI am willing to bet the next post has something to do with Barney?

On a dark overpass giving a guy a bj (I was too tight to be fucked and he had no lube)
69 in a tool shed while his wife was in the house)
viewing room at an ABS in Austin

fucked the ex wife up the ass in a train car from Kiev to Kherson with he curtains open

Jacked off and shot load while driving 18 wheeler down I 10 near Sealy tx. My wife sucked my dick for 45 minutes till I came down her throat one evening returning from houston, almost went in the ditch. Me and a buddy were taking turns fucking a read head with a great ass under a overpass one night when a car pulled behind us, they watched me fuck her a few minutes till my buddy walked towards their car, I didn't stop I came in her as they drove off, he pushed out of the way and came in her too.

at work, i used a dildo during lunchtime because i got crazy horny watching anal porn and big dick pics, i didnt have enough lube but it was enough to finish ...keeping a dildo in my drawer at work is enough to makes me horny when i look at it or touch

Hmmmm...

1. Blew my friend's step-dad in their pool in the late afternoon (nobody else was at home, but there were other houses around).
2. While on a hike at Joshua Tree National Park - it was when I was in college and my friend and I... I offered, he took me up on it. We walked back into this little canyon. Thought we were totally hidden. Right after he came, we looked up and saw a couple looking down watching us. LOL
3. In the mid-row seat of an SUV with a guy I had met on DL. I blew him in a parking garage with people coming and going all around us.
4. After work one morning. I gave this guy a bj in his car after watching him in the shower where I worked. It was just getting daylight and people were coming into work at the building where he had parked.
5. Fucking my girlfriend in the bathroom stall where she worked as a waitress.

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Originally Posted by SEMichiganman517

i was in the dentist chair. I was extremely neervous as it is not a place i like to be. A nice looking assistant had proceeded to numb my mouth and had reclined me in the chair where for some reason I was becoming arroused. It was embarrasingly obvious and i could tell from his demeanor that it did not bother him in the slightest bit. he blushed a bit and approached the subject tactfully, saying that not everything was numb! I blushed and said that Im sorry but sometimes it happens. He got up and shut the door and came back sat down and stated to palm my growing rod thru my tightening jeans. I put my head back and closed my eyes while he proceeded to take my growing cock out of the zipper he had lowered with his teeth. He proceeded to throat my stiff cock untill I came in his mouth about 37 seconds later. We had several encounters outside of his employment after that.

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Nice! I once got a bj from a male masseuse while I was a cruise to Mexico. We were in my cabin though. I wasn't expecting it at all. One minute he was rubbing my back, the next he was stroking my dick. Then he just leaned in and sucked me off. Naturally I gave him a good tip.

A GF gave me a BJ while we were driving from Muir Woods back to San Francisco. I came while driving over the Golden Gate bridge. It caused me to lose concentration required sudden braking.

She was pretty reckless about sex in general. Money too. Which is why we broke up.

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Originally Posted by Jozyxt

A GF gave me a BJ while we were driving from Muir Woods back to San Francisco. I came while driving over the Golden Gate bridge. It caused me to lose concentration required sudden braking.

She was pretty reckless about sex in general. Money too. Which is why we broke up.

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LOL... I think I was engaged to her! I'm still trying to decline charges she charged to my cards! And, she is still out there hustling and fucking anything that moves.