Mary had a little lamb
It had a touch of colic
She gave it brandy twice a day
And now it's alcoholic
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Mary had a little lamb
It had a touch of colic
She gave it brandy twice a day
And now it's alcoholic
The Princess and the Pea
a bidet
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet)
Butt exposing plummers.
Exotic dancers
skimpy lingerie: thongs and G-strings
Wishing they made sexier things for tall blondes that are NOT skinny..something to keep all that we have in...and not look like old lady.
Tall Blonde Vodka.........it actually exists.
Three years ago I was searching for something special for hubby for Christmas..I friend had given me a bottle of SEX vodka. So I went and got a bottle of Sex and Tall Blonde Vodkas for hubby, placed them in a tall clear gift container on a set of black lace lingere, a dozen fresh oysters and the card read..." What every man wants for Christmas....Sex with a Tall Blonde, black lace and love for Christmas"
Sharp Wit
sharp knife
prick
Pillock!!!!
Bullock
haddock
Peter
Peter and the Wolf
Prokofiev
Sunderland
Football (aka. "soccer")
Pig's bladders
Haggis (ship's stomach... more or less)
Fran (darkeyes).
they eat that suff up there. I tried it once or twice... tastes better than it looks. (haggis, that is!)
Haggis is brill!!! Wiv mashed tatties plenty butter an neeps.. mmmmmmmm.
Washed own wiv a nice wee dram.. (tho me prefers plonk much 2 me dads horror!):bigrin:
my mother in law,
cuz like her i undertood nothing of the last post. shes scotish as well
Blue scottish people at the beach (an Eddie Izzard riff)
"That's Why They Call It The Blues" - Elton John
"We have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark outside & we're wearing sunglasses" (Elwood to Jake in the Blues Brothers)
"but we left our knickers at home..."
women burning their bras (god bless post-feminism...)