OAPs (old age pensioners)
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blue hair
red bushes
Moses (Red bushes -> Burning Bush -> Moses)
Why that's Mysterious Mose!
1920's song, re-recorded in the 70's by R. Crumb and his Cheap Suit Serenaders [yes, that's Crumb the comic artist]:
There's a man of mystery that's roaming through the land,
Far and near you hear of him -- he's found on every hand;
Every city, town and village knows of him by now!
There's a way to recognize him; let me tell you how:
(Chorus):
Now if your path at midnight dark, by a graveyard goes,
And someone whistles, "Whoooooo!"
Why that's Mysterious Mose!
For on some dark and stormy night, while the tempest blows,
If someone whistles, "Whooooo!"
That's Mysterious Mose!
He sees all, he knows all; he gets in everywhere;
Now some night, he might wait for you upon the stair!
So when you're going down the cellar, walk upon your toes,
And if someone whistles, "Whooooo!"
That's Mysterious Mose!
Wakes from the sleep, by the 'peep peep peep', of a flute from down below
If someone whistles "Whooooo!"
Why that's Mysterious Mose!
Now if at dawn, on an early morn, a trumpet softly blows
If someone whistles "Whooooo!"
That's Mysterious Mose!
He sees all, knows all, perhaps a clarinet,
or a bass horn, or anything that he can get
He plays on every instrument but there's just one tune he knows
When someone whistles "Whooooo!"
That's Mysterious Mose!
mosaics
Ancient Rome and the Romans
Roman Baths
Saunas
Peyote (commonly used in sweat lodges, the tribal equivalent of a sauna)
A GOOD SWEAT
Blood , Sweat, and Tears
domestic violence
Here's one to make all teh guys cringe. Lorena Bobbitt
Jeffrey Dahmer :yikes2:
David Reimer John Money
Dan Burros, a strange case.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Burros
I mean, since we're on the subject of people who have tragically offed themselves.
Burritos
"I am George W. Bush, and I approve this message: Tacos rule."
From Robot Chicken :bigrin:
"Tuna Taco" (slang word for the female genitalia)
"fur Burger"
Supersize me!!!
Footlong hotdogs. no explanation necessary I hope
"I'm going to state!!!!"
Something you expect to hear from a high school athlete or cheerleader.
-These were the words of Tracy, who's last name I never learned. She had multiple personalities. I met her at the pinellas park mental lock up. One minute she would be (she's scrawny and like 16-or so) talking about all seven of her children, how many people she had killed, how many rappers she was "tight" with, the list goes on. My roommate joked about it. "Tracy's going to state! Let's get her some canvas pom-poms to go with her daily thorazine/haldol cocktail!"
State for those of us down herre means Chatahooche State Hospital. Scary fuckin' place.
http://members.aol.com/bettymaes/fls...ital/main.html
The Florida Advocacy and Abuse Prevention councils and even the state government cannot control the brutality of their own prison/mental institution system.
Laker Girls
Skinny dipping (I do know what a "Laker Girl" is, but chose to play with the words)Quote:
Originally Posted by MarieDelta
Shrinkage. (I live in Washington, it's too damn cold for that here.) Laker girls BTW are cheerleaders for the los Angeles Lakers, a Basketball team.
Shrinking Violet.....I am SO not one.
wallflower
Flower Power!!!
Girl Power (remember those annoying brats from the 90s?)
Power Puff Girls!
Josie and the Pussycats
Tigress
Tyger! Tyger! burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?
In what distant deeps or skies
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand dare sieze the fire?
And what shoulder, & what art.
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand? & what dread feet?
What the hammer? what the chain?
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? what dread grasp
Dare its deadly terrors clasp?
When the stars threw down their spears,
And watered heaven with their tears,
Did he smile his work to see?
Did he who made the Lamb make thee?
Tyger! Tyger! burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?
1794 William Blake
Tiger Tiger. A very dodgy bar in London. Perfect place if you want to shag a 50 years old divorcee, though (not that I have)
Edge of Extinction
honesty, people who care, open mindedness, common sense, and so many moreQuote:
Originally Posted by Sarasvati
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