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Austin Stevens
Jane Eyre
(how does Jane Eyre link with Austin Stevens)
Let's try Austin Stevens again
Steve Austin (the million dollar man).
We apparently posted pretty much simultaneously before. It was in response to Jane Austen
Amputee
"Coming Home"
Homecoming
'Home is the place where, when you have to go there,
They have to take you in.'
--Robert Frost, "Death of the Hired Man"
and I...I took the one less traveled by,
and that has made all the difference.
Love
Belle
"...and the road becomes my bride
I am stripped of all but pride
so in her I do confide
and she keeps me satisfied
gives me all I need
...and with dust in throat I crave
only knowledge will I save
to the game you stay a slave
rover, wanderer,
nomad, vagabond
call me what you will"
Metalica - "Wherever I May Roam"
Long hair, black leather biker jackets and electric guitars.
Chicks with dicks
Transformers... "robots in disguise"
(chicks with dicks -> trans-gendered -> trans-formers)
Golems
(transformers->Robots->Golems)
Gollum
(mythical creature from Lord Of The Rings: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gollum)
biwords
sage?
Rosemary
BTW nice shot there Sarasvati
"There is a vulgar belief in Gloucestershire and other counties, that Rosemary will not grow well unless where the mistress is 'master'; and so touchy are some of the lords of creation [i.e. husbands] upon this point, that we have more than once had reason to suspect them of privately injuring a growing rosemary in order to destroy this evidence of their want of authority."
--The Treasury of Botany
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme
Are you going to Scarborough Fair? Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme.
Remember me to one who lives there, she once was a true love of mine.
Tell her to make me a cambric shirt (On the side of a hill in the deep forest green).
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme (Tracing a sparrow on snow-crested ground).
Without no seams nor needlework (Blankets and bedclothes the child of the mountain).
Then she'll be a true love of mine (Sleeps unaware of the clarion call).
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Stephanie Plum.....(a lady bailbonds woman created by Janet Evonovich) she dyes her dark hair blonde after the warning from the hairdresser that she will look like Art Garfunkle.
Professor Plum in the kitchen with the rope
Little Jack Horner (Nursery rhyme) Plum in the pie and all that shit!:three:
Homer Simpson!
D'OH!
mmmmmDoouuughnutsmmmmmm!
Augie Doggie and Doggie Daddy (anyone remember them? which was the one who practically orgasmed from the dog biscuits?)
Old Mother Hubbard
The woman who lived in a shoe
nursery-rhyme filled memories of being a kid
Mary had a little lamb
It had a touch of colic
She gave it brandy twice a day
And now it's alcoholic
The Princess and the Pea
a bidet
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet)
Butt exposing plummers.
Exotic dancers
skimpy lingerie: thongs and G-strings
Wishing they made sexier things for tall blondes that are NOT skinny..something to keep all that we have in...and not look like old lady.
Tall Blonde Vodka.........it actually exists.
Three years ago I was searching for something special for hubby for Christmas..I friend had given me a bottle of SEX vodka. So I went and got a bottle of Sex and Tall Blonde Vodkas for hubby, placed them in a tall clear gift container on a set of black lace lingere, a dozen fresh oysters and the card read..." What every man wants for Christmas....Sex with a Tall Blonde, black lace and love for Christmas"
Sharp Wit