Acid Bath- The band and the song by Alien Sex Fiend :bigrin:
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Acid Bath- The band and the song by Alien Sex Fiend :bigrin:
Ripley (the butch-ish girl from the Alien/s movies)
Sigourney Weaver
The movie "Working Girl"
Hugh Grant's "escapade" with a hooker named Divine Brown (in the back of his car in Hollywood).
Night Shift
Fonzy.
Happy Days! (the old TV show)
Marion Ross (Mrs. C). I actually had Thanksgiving Dinner with her in 1984 while serving in the Navy.
Roast turkey (for Thanksgiving).
CHESTNUTS
ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE
A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his wife. The storekeeper said he knew exactly what would please her and took a little bird out of its cage.
"This is Chet," he said, "and Chet can sing Christmas carols and songs." Seeing the look of disbelief on the customer's face, he proceeded to demonstrate.
"He needs warming up," he said. "Lend me your cigarette lighter."
The storekeeper lifted Chet's left wing and waved the flame lightly under it. Immediately, Chet sang: Oh Come, All Ye Faithful.
"That's fantastic," said the customer.
"And listen to this," said the storekeeper, warming Chet's other wing.
Chet sang: O Little Town of Bethlehem.
"Wrap him up," said the customer, "I'll take him!"
When he got home he greeted his wife: "Honey, I can't wait until Christmas to show you what I got you. This is fantastic."
He unwrapped Chet's cage and showed the bird to his wife. "Now, watch and listen."
He raised Chet's left wing and held him over a Christmas candle that was burning on the mantlepiece. Chet immediately began to sing Silent Night. The wife was delighted. As Chet's right wing was warmed over the flame, he sang Joy To The World.
"Let me try it," said the wife, seizing he bird. In her eagerness, she held Chet a little too close to the candle flame. Chet began to sing passionately:
"Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire!"
Thus are sinners punished who depart from the ways of the Lord!
Lest he without sin cast the first stone!
"Lest we should Forget" (title of Marilyn Manson's "Best Of" compilation album).
Charles Manson
Misunderstood romantic
Marylin MonroeQuote:
Originally Posted by Skater Boy
Arthur Miller
Miller Lite beer (not available in England, though).
that song... he aint heavy, he's my brother!
fred and george weasly from harry potter.
Weaser (from Little Rascals)
Arnolds' (restaurant from Happy Days
Matthew Arnold's sideburns
Mathew, Mark, Luke and John........don't know why I said that as I am thee least religious person in the world.
Belle
Christopher Hitchens
Christopher Robin
rockin robin
kit
(Herbwoman... I just had to say PoohBear *hugz*)...
but alas too slow for your Robin...
When the Red Red Robin comes bob bob bobbin along long,
they'll be no more sobbin when he starts throbbin his old sweet song...
Wake up Wake up you sleephead Get up Get up get outta bed
Cheer up cheeer up the sun is red, Live Love Laugh and be Happy
I'm just a kid again doing what I did again, singing a song,
when the Red Red Robin comes bob bob bobbin along!