What is the most unusual place you had sex or masturbated?

Sex while driving is not safe, I know!

I was seeing an older guy, right after I got out of the Army. We were riding around the back roads of Orlando (where Disney is now) and he decided he needed to suck me off. I was distracted, not concentrating on my driving, and the clay road we were on curved sharply to the right.

I was in imminent danger of cuming, when I over-corrected and hit a mail box.....just then I began cuming! The bumper pushed the box over, then rode up on the post the box was on. My front wheels were elevated, slightly off the ground!

Cum was everywhere; on the steering wheel, all over me........only some had gotten swallowed.

I attempted to back off the pole, but the rear wheels spun!

About that time, an old lady came out of a beat-up house trailer, yelling and swinging a broom!

My partner was laughing his ass off, but I was scared shitless of being caught with my shorts down around to my ankles!

As the old lady hobbled toward us, I was finally able to get enough traction to back off the post and get away. We were nearly within broom range, by that time. All the while, the asshole I was with was laughing so hard, I thought he'd have a heart attack!

I backed up as fast as I could to avoid the lady from seeing my license plates, then went home a different way.

I never let him touch me again in the car, after that fiasco!

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Originally Posted by Realist

Sex while driving is not safe, I know!

I was seeing an older guy, right after I got out of the Army. We were riding around the back roads of Orlando (where Disney is now) and he decided he needed to suck me off. I was distracted, not concentrating on my driving, and the clay road we were on curved sharply to the right.

I was in imminent danger of cuming, when I over-corrected and hit a mail box.....just then I began cuming! The bumper pushed the box over, then rode up on the post the box was on. My front wheels were elevated, slightly off the ground!

Cum was everywhere; on the steering wheel, all over me........only some had gotten swallowed.

I attempted to back off the pole, but the rear wheels spun!

About that time, an old lady came out of a beat-up house trailer, yelling and swinging a broom!

My partner was laughing his ass off, but I was scared shitless of being caught with my shorts down around to my ankles!

As the old lady hobbled toward us, I was finally able to get enough traction to back off the post and get away. We were nearly within broom range, by that time. All the while, the asshole I was with was laughing so hard, I thought he'd have a heart attack!

I backed up as fast as I could to avoid the lady from seeing my license plates, then went home a different way.

I never let him touch me again in the car, after that fiasco!

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I am literally laughing out loud!!!! Best While-Driving story ever!

Sitting at the back of the bus at night with someone in the seat in front of me. Couldn't help myself. Hard to be quiet and to know if anyone outside could see.

Most unusual blowjob: While at anchor in a densely populated anchorage, I was kneeling on the forward V berth with my head and shoulders sticking up out of the forward hatch while two things were happening: I was having a conversation with a woman who was on a nearby boat while simultaneously getting blown by my gf below decks. I am sure my end of the conversation became garbled as I came . . . all the while continuing to talk with the nearby woman.

masterbated while driving late at night once on a rural road and totally pitch dark except for my cars lights. had sex on an outside air conditioning unit till it came on and scared the shit out of me and her but that didn't last long and we went back at it on the running ac unit.

A girl who was a friend sucked me off in a movie when I was 16. A man sucked me off in a drive-in movie when I was 18. I had anal (me on bottom) with a French guy in a room filled with males and females when I was 20. I came like crazy just being fucked. Was very strange. Another female friend was sitting on the toilet peeing while I was in the bath and had me stand up. She sucked me while she was still panties-down on the toilet. That was very strange to me. I was 18.

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Originally Posted by R. R. Wayne

I was trying on clothes in a dressing room when I started to get a hard on. So I took matters into my hand and jacked off. Fortunately, I had a handkerchief that I used to wipe my cum off of the wall.

As to having sex, I was dating a single woman. We were watching TV with her parents in the living room. It was a winter night and she threw a blanket over our laps and slowly worked her hand over to my crotch and then began to caress me. She then jacked me off while watching TV. It took a long time for me to get hard and then to cum. Somehow I managed to carry on a conversation with her parents during this unusual event. She was a sexually wild woman.

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…I’ve both masturbated and sucked cocks tooling down the innerstate…

I had sex in a car (with a female) in a train station parking lot.

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Originally Posted by R. R. Wayne

I was trying on clothes in a dressing room when I started to get a hard on. So I took matters into my hand and jacked off. Fortunately, I had a handkerchief that I used to wipe my cum off of the wall.

As to having sex, I was dating a single woman. We were watching TV with her parents in the living room. It was a winter night and she threw a blanket over our laps and slowly worked her hand over to my crotch and then began to caress me. She then jacked me off while watching TV. It took a long time for me to get hard and then to cum. Somehow I managed to carry on a conversation with her parents during this unusual event. She was a sexually wild woman.

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…does getting your cock sucked by your girlfriend while the kid @ the window is taking your order count?...they didn’t even ask me to pull up that they’d bring my order out to me…

Alone: Too many unusual places to pick just one. Here are three:

1) On the street in the afternoon - in old Times Square red light district in NYC. How I got there is another - and very bizarre story. I was a month shy of my 12th birthday and I was still in the initial stage of obsession - and maybe being in love a little bit too - of my big 8 inch man dick which showed up virtually overnight about 3 weeks earlier. I could see hard core porn photosets from magazines that they put on the walls - through a one or two inch opening that the huge sheets of white paper the porn shops put on their windows to block the view from people walking by outside. I saw lots of nude girls getting fucked but when I saw the first ever gay porn in my life - and the cute black dude with a huge dick that must have been 11 inches or bigger - sticking it in the mouth and up the ass of some white guy I ignored.....well, that was too much for me to ignore. 11 years old and bending down with my nose on the windows of every peep shop in Times Square, my eyes locked on those photos and my hand rubbing my dick through my pants in public and it was obvious to every person walking past me who happened to be looking my way. Didn't take me long to finish - and I did it a second time about 30 minutes later.

2) In an above ground swimming pool. Alone but with my parents and at least 10 other couples and all their dozen or more kids inside the house. And I also stood on the ledge at one end of the pool - which is where I shot my load at the end - and where I could see my mom and dad sitting at the kitchen table with 4 or 5 other adults if and when I stood at very edge of one side of the ledge. And which I did. Only a limited viewing range but definitely high risk, sex crazed 15 year old pubescent hormones turning an already naughty young man into an exhibitionist pervert for about 5 minutes or so. My bathing suit off the whole time and out of reach so if anyone saw me through the window or just came outside for whatever reason I would have been busted for sure. Thrilling and crazy too!!

3) Here's one more that's not in the same league as the two above but still unusual for sure. Sitting at my desk in my 7th grade English with a full room of students and the teacher and me rubbing the lower back and some of the ass cheeks of the boy sitting in front of me, with my feet and after I took off my shoes. And of course rubbing my hard inch dick through my pants the whole time. It started as me pretending to lean my feet on his back by accident but it was no accident. It was a test by me too see how he would react and he was into it for certain. From then it was me and him going as far as possible without being caught by anyone else in the class. I had him squirming and gyrating and slightly pushing back at my feet and legs and I never found out if he was or wasn't jerking off too like I was. This boy was my first boy crush and I thought he was the cutest and hottest person on the planet - and for a while that included girls too and if I had the choice between me getting naked with him or with the pretty girl with the big and perfect tits (who also happened to be in that same classroom two rows away when this happened), I would have picked that cute boy hands down. But this hot episode and one more public jerkoff by me was the one and only encounter I was able to have with my first boy crush.

Three public wanks, all different otherwise. You can each decide which of them you think is the "most unusual"

Sex With A Partner: Just two this time:

1) On a pool table in the basement of a friend's house with 25 friends upstairs and no lock on the basement door. 10 of us were down there and when they all went back upstairs me and my GF and then wife and then ex-wife decided we wanted to fuck right then and there. So we fucked. We were about 23 then and 23 year old people like to fuck a lot.

2) Driving around town on a Saturday afternoon with my best friend and also six-year secret boyfriend in the passenger seat. Both of us with our shorts and boxers down to our ankles and each of us jerking each other off with one hand as we drove around. And as we waved hello to our neighbors and the parents of my friends. Hot!!

I once sucked a guy off on an elevator. It was a slow service elevator up 30 floors. I was able to finish him and take his load before the doors opened. That was fun. :)

I'm an avid golfer, the most risky place I have ever had sex was on the 5th t box, he was sitting there stroking his cock while we waited on some slow golfers. I went down on him and relieved the pressure before we t'ed off.

I jerked off in the girl's locker room of a local high school when I wa a substitute custodian.

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Originally Posted by Jerzee

I jerked off in the girl's locker room of a local high school when I wa a substitute custodian.

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That's very creepy. Most schools have cameras for security so they knew you did that.

In the back door way of a gay night club in Chicago, there I was naked and had two guys having there way with me. We were putting on quite the show.

Was a 15 yo virgin and talked the girl who lived across from the cemetery in Vermont to take a walk. We ended up doing it on someone’s gravestone.

17 years old sex on top deck of a bus with a 30 year old women with another 12 passengers on board.

Masturbation at work in the store room I was 16... I found a couple of porn mags got a hard on and decided to go for it.. I got caught by my boss and he sacked me lol

Sex with my ex-girlfriend on the floor of the cargo compartment of my FedEx Express truck. She also worked for FedEx back then. lol

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Originally Posted by Robtiti

Sex with my ex-girlfriend on the floor of the cargo compartment of my FedEx Express truck. She also worked for FedEx back then. lol

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I cant leave this one alone, I tried, but.......I am too damn snarky not too

did she get express delivery ?
Was it an over sized package ?
was the payload delivered ground or air express ?


sorry, I had too

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Originally Posted by Robtiti

Sex with my ex-girlfriend on the floor of the cargo compartment of my FedEx Express truck. She also worked for FedEx back then. lol

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Was this a "Special Delivery".?

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Originally Posted by Melody Dean

Done that. Recently. With a toy. Was exciting (had someone on the phone at the time [bluetooth headset, ya know, hands free]), but I probably wouldn't do it again.

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Back when I used to regularly drive 4-5 hours to visit family, I would keep soft socks or a glove in the car. Loved to put the car on cruise control and shoot a load. And yes, at least once a trucker peeked down on my from his cab.

Masturbation: the basement stacks of my college library, just private enough to whip it out but public enough to risk exposure.

Sex (oral): sitting on the sofa talking with my mom as my gf swallowed me, giggling at my attempts to sound sober on the phone; facefucking another gf, both of us nude, with her seated in a wooden rocking chair in front of my lightly curtained windows. The curtain fluttered open just in time for me to see the neighbor kid peeking in and watching us.

Sex (coitus): In the river with the same gf who blew me while on the phone with mom, me holding her as I entered her and some canoeists floated by just as we were reaching orgasm.

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Originally Posted by csreef

Was this a "Special Delivery".?

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Special handling required...

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Originally Posted by sdbrit

I cant leave this one alone, I tried, but.......I am too damn snarky not too

did she get express delivery ?
Was it an over sized package ?
was the payload delivered ground or air express ?


sorry, I had too

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Lol, no apologies needed. She was a Priority Overnight. Always air. Payload delivered personally "inside". ;)

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Originally Posted by Robtiti

Lol, no apologies needed. She was a Priority Overnight. Always air. Payload delivered personally "inside". ;)

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priority overnight, damn, missed that one

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Originally Posted by sdbrit

I cant leave this one alone, I tried, but.......I am too damn snarky not too

did she get express delivery ?
Was it an over sized package ?
was the payload delivered ground or air express ?


sorry, I had too

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Good to know that the customer cums first! :)

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Originally Posted by csreef

Good to know that the customer cums first! :)

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another good one I missed

as for sex there are a lot of different places.. in the barrow pit in the middle of an interstate.. while driving down the road.. on the town hall front steps.. in the woods.. in the park.. over my tailgate and hood.. men’s dressing room.. men’s restrooms a bunch of different places.. all of these other than the first two were m2m sex!! Jo everywhere!!!

I fucked girls several times in back seat of car while a friend or my brother drove. One time in New Mexico I fucked a girl while driving on Interstate - she sat o my cock facing me and fucked me good while I looked over her shoulder to see out and drive...also on back Texas road my wife reached around and jacked me off while we were riding my motorcycle lastly, dozens of times I've given blow jobs on side of road or parking lots and of course, blew a guy at car wash on his desk in office - in college, fucked girl in piano practice room - high school fucked girl several times on beach and in park...we just couldn't fuck enough - she was a fucking machine

I had sex in the Chesapeake bay and on the hood of my car. She loved sex anyplace.

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Originally Posted by csreef

Good to know that the customer cums first! :)

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in the back of an ex girlfriends (my admirative assistant) mini van parked in the middle of a train stations commuter parking lot.
WOW that brings back some awesome memories.

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in the back of an ex girlfriends (my administrative assistant) mini van parked in the middle of a train stations commuter parking lot.
WOW that brings back some awesome memories.

In my dr. office exam room after a physical. More than once.

The back of a Pinto wagon with a fat black girl. I was 17.

I've masturbated in a lot of "unusual" places (the car, the beach, public library bathrooms, dressing rooms). I'd say the most unusual (and riskiest) was on a public beach. It was at night, I had been out drinking at a Cape Cod bar because my (now ex) wife and I had a fight. I stopped by the beach because I didn't want to get back when the bitch was still awake. I walked down the beach a little bit and climbed up into one of the life guard chairs. As I sat there I thought it would feel good to get naked so I took off all my clothes. It felt so good my cock got hard so I had to take care of it. At some point a couple walked by. I don't know if they didn't notice me up there, didn't realize what I was doing or were just ignoring me but they walked right by without a word so I kept going. I stood up and shot my load into the sand, quickly got dressed and got the hell out of there in case that couple did decide to call the cops.

For sex I'd also have to say the beach because in this case it was during the day. My girlfriend and I went into the water and when were about chest deep we started to make out. She started rubbing my cock over my swimsuit and when it got hard she reached in and pulled it out. I pulled her closer and moved her bikini bottom to the side, finger her a little and then we started to fuck. It was a nice summer day so there were a lot of people on the beach. I'm sure to most of them it looked like we were just hugging, making out and bobbing in the waves but some had to have known what we were really up to. There was a group of teenage boys in the water near us that I'm positive had to have know. It was so exciting and risky that it wasn't long before I was pulling out and shooting my load into the Atlantic.

If this isn't

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Originally Posted by Yoyopati

The back of a Pinto wagon with a fat black girl. I was 17.

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"Livin' the Dream", nothing is!

congratulations for not making it blow up by doing it there lol!

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Originally Posted by Yoyopati

The back of a Pinto wagon with a fat black girl. I was 17.

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When i was younger I'd masturbate in the public library after reading books on sex and erotica...

I would probably have to say it would be either in the private restroom at the very busy Emergency Room I worked at or out in the middle of the Chisos Mountains in Big Bend National park with not a soul around for miles and miles.