I jacked off in the public restrooms at Interlochen Arts Camp in 1995 :) Sprayed by cumm all over the back of the toilet!
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I jacked off in the public restrooms at Interlochen Arts Camp in 1995 :) Sprayed by cumm all over the back of the toilet!
Sex would either be the church nursery or while trying on a wedding gown at davids bridal. Masturbation, dunno. Jacked off damn near everywhere
My wife and I had sex on our Brigade Commander's desk in Kuwait. We also had sex in the back of a Dodge Durango on the North Shore of the Bay of Kuwait.
As for masturbating...there's been so many places, it's hard to narrow it down. :0
My wife once jacked me off in a hotel pool in the middle of the day with about a dozen people in the pool. As for sex, we went for a walk one day out in the country. She kept reaching over and feeling my cock through my shorts. I told her if she didn't stop I was going to fuck her right there. She didn't stop. So, a quarter mile from her parents house, in broad daylight at the intersection of two country roads She bent over and grabbed the fence post while I slid my cock into her. Ah those were the days.
It was about 3am and i was up because i was very horny. I have always been turned on by the idea of masturbating in public, just scared of getting caught. My apartment complex is surrounded my wooded areas, so i though given the fact that it was very late and i could have some cover i would give it a go. I put on a pair of shorts and a shirt and went to find a good spot. I found a good opening where you could see in if you were close enough. I walked in slowly looking for spiders or any other nastys. Once i was comfortable i took off my shorts, keeping a watch full eye i started to stroke myself. To make it even better i was playing with my ass hole a little too. I was really turned on and came really quickly. I am not sure, and no body reported it but, i know a young couple walked by right where i was. I heard her giggling and they may have seen me.
I had a friend to butt fuck me on the front porch of his condo one night last summer about 1100pm, after he finished fucking me I walked nude to the parking area where my car was
Masturbating: my car in the parking lot of my apartment complex
Having sex: in the parking lot at a government building (this was pre-9/11), at a party on a weight bench in the host's basement, the backseat of a taxi, on a construction site, in the woods behind a bar (was covered with mosquito bites the next morning! :banghead: ), in a church parking lot. Also gave two different boyfriends blowjobs while they were driving -- one was driving MY car!
Had sex with an exGF on her mothers kitchen table. Mom was asleep upstairs at the time. Once jerked off on the summit of Mt. Jackson in New Hampshire, I didn't care if I was seen and it felt really good.
In a public washroom of a neighbourhood bar. It started with just three men I met there and soon became a free for all where I took all who wanted a piece of me...I lost count but it was something like 17 men by the time I left. They did everything they could think of to humiliate me...and I loved every second of it.
When I was 14 or 15 years old and lived at home with my parents, 2 or 3 times when my parents were asleep, in the wee hours of the morning I slipped out of the house, got completely naked, and walked all the way around the block, right on the sidewalk. I didn't even take my clothes or underwear with me. I think I had a hard-on the whole time! Of course I would slip out of site if a car happened to approach. However, one time I was seen by a guy in a parked car who said "hey, where's you clothes" -- but I just calmly walked back to my parents' house. Never got all the way around the block that time! I think that was the last time I tried that.
As far as masturbating, I went outside to my parents' driveway in the wee hours of the morning several times, and did it there.
i was in a bar 1 night bar was right next to a busy street only separated by the sidewalk big plate glass windows barmaid was cute we started playing around we were the only two in the bar well one thing led to another pulled her pants and panties down went down on her she got wet dropped my jeans bent her over the bar started fucking her it was so hot watching the cars go by wondering who watched and knew what we were doing lol one guy came in saw us don't know what he thought but he soon left we didn't stop kept on fucking shot my load in her she spun around went down on me cleaned me up h e hadith drink it was so hot, true story kid you not.
With an old boyfriend, on the hood of his vintage Corvette, in a public parking lot. It was nightime and the office building was closed but the main road was pretty close, so I'm guessing a few people saw us as their headlights hit us briefly. Pretty risky for him really, since he was a cop. LOL
On top of a fire control computer on a Coast Guard Cutter.
Top bunk of a barracks filled with 40 other men. I had to move slow. I had to slowly pull my underwear down. I hid my movement by keeping my knees up under my blankets. I slowly stroked my cock and played with my balls until it got really hard. I stroked it long enough for my pre-cum to form on the head of my hard cock. I used my pre-cum to lube up my hand. I ever so slowly rubbed my wet cock. I made it last as long as possible. I only stopped long enough in order for the urge to cum to subside, and then I would start stroking my wet cock again. I had to carefully lick my hand to add moisture a few times. It was intense. I had guys sleeping on either side of me and I could have been caught at any time. When I could no longer stand it, I shot my load into a sock. I slept with the cum filled sock until the morning then hid it in my laundry bag.
public rest room at the local bar (hot!), bathrooms at friend's houses at parties, the rest rooms at work, BJ at my old elementary school long after graduation), hand job to my ex husband at a concert (he called for years after we were divorced about that one), sex club in front of a couple dozen dudes jacking off, apartment floor as friend was sleeping on the couch, FonF in the back seat of a camaro under a bridge around the corner from her house (logistical nightmare), BJ in parking lot of restaurant, he was standing outside my open car door, off the walking trail at public park, in bf's closet while friends were outside in his room, lost my virginity in the shrubs at another park, idk, these are all, "not a bed" but not sure how unusual they are.
Masturbating: in the back seat of my parents car as my mom was driving my brother up to college and they were both in the front seat. it was winter and i had a blanket on and was probably 15 years old.
Sex: with my old GF in the backstage loft of the zenith theater in Paris between shows.
I gavea guy a blow jobin the parking lot of a Walmart.
I think I replied to this post a while back with the most unusual place I ever had sex in, but I would say the most unusual place I masturbated in was the women's restroom at a dealership I used to work at. I had a master key to the buildings and I was there late one night all by myself when my dick got hard. I went in that particular room just because I could at the time lol. There wasn't a room in that whole place that I didn't beat my meat in, cum to think of it.
Damn, I thought I was the only one who ever did that. Except I was in a large conference room and was wearing work coveralls which allowed me to slide my hands into my coveralls from the side like you were putting them in your pocket our something, but actually be able to reach real skin. Difficult to do with people sitting next to you.
Back in the 70s when I was dating my wife, she came with me on a family vacation. We were 16 and taking a trip to Lagoon in Salt Lake City, a 3 hour drive from where we were staying. Since the whole family was there we had very little time together for sex. It was the first time my parents had allowed me to take a girl on a vacation with us and they were trying to keep an eye on us. We had to take 2 cars on the drive and J and I rode with my brother and his wife in their hatchback. For some reason they had put the seats down in the back and put some sleeping bags back there for us to lay on. Anyway, we managed to fuck almost the whole way, keeping a conversation going with my brother a foot away. They probably set it up for us. He married in high school and knew how hard it was to find a place to screw so he hooked us up.
Sex - in an elevator. Now whenever I hear that Aerosmith song.... Also found a sunny glade back in the woods and we flattened a few ferns that day.
Masturbation - Many times in the woods, a few times in the car at the beach (winter time so no one around).
In a cactus patch on a blanket in boot camp with my wife. We also did it on a moonlight beach in Kauai, and in the back of a Pinto beside a barn in Colorado while on a trip. Can't think of anything unusual for masturbation but probably did as it was where ever the urge hit me.
Adult book store had a four some was the hottest thing ever the guys were older and hairy just the way I love it '
.I sucked the three of them and made them kiss each other and me .I was nervous but in control .it felt loving as well After it was over we hugged for a while it seemed the men didn't want it to end I was then if they were married they said yes I'm married as well but I love a man's touch now and then. It was the greatest afternoon in my life
Few years ago I rented a basement apartment on a corner lot right by the sidewalk, a set of stairs ran down the side of my house to the back door, one night wrapped in nothing but a blanket I went outside and sat on the stairs with my dildo and vibe....it was gorgeous sitting out in the fresh air with my legs spread under the blanket and my dildo inside...a man walked by with his dog and said hello to me, lol, I smiled and said hello back :)
As for the sex there is a list but my two favourites are, on the roof eave of the six story hotel where I used to work, looking out over traffic...and while hiking my friend and I sat on the edge of a 200ft cliff and I blew him, then we had sex in a cave :P
Coolest place sex with a girl: on the hood of her car in a cow pasture back east
Guy: In a public park sucked his dick on the swing set, then he fucked me on the play sets bridge the wiggly kind, we got it squeeking good lol.
Masturbation: at work in the warehouse, bathroom on a plane, frequently on the highway driving home, bathroom at an AA meeting lol Ive done it everywhere
I've had sex in 3 different kinds of tanks and two different armored personnel carriers:
1. M-48A2 tank; Germany 1959-'61, with a male lover and one German GF.
2. M-59 APC; Germany 1960-'61, with male lover.
3. M-113 APC; Us military post with male lover, 1962
4. M-60A3 tank; US military post with GF, 1983-'90
5. M-1 tank; US military post with GF1991-'93.
Could there be a safer place?
Also ran over a mail box in my '56 chevy, while getting a BJ from male lover, in 1962!
I was working a security guard job, third shift. Couple of times in an empty office but best one was on the top of the parking garage. It was my last night, at around 3am I went up to the top of the garage. Stripped nude and walked around for a few minutes then had to do it. The top of the garage was outdoors, overlooking the garage was the office building I was patrolling and across the street was another building.
For me the one event that was the wildest was with my wife between sand dunes near the road and Fort Walton Beach. Could hear kids laughing and parents shouting. For the wife, it was in the back seat of the guys pickup truck parked out front of a bar and grill while I sat inside with my drink talking to a total stranger but beautiful lady.
Last 2012, in a cable car but I know it's very risky but it was fun.