When I was young and didn't wear underwear all the time I'd pull it out while driving. Recently, in my deer stand.
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When I was young and didn't wear underwear all the time I'd pull it out while driving. Recently, in my deer stand.
had sex in a cemetry once and have jacked may times while driving
The most unusual place that I have had sex was in a cemetery. At evening get togethers at church my cousin and I would sneak off and go to the cemetery and suck each others dicks. I was 13 and he was 12.
The most unusual place I masturbated was at the urinal in the restroom in an adult theater. I was 19 and
had just sat through 2 hours of hardcore porn and my dick was hard to the point that I was about to explode. There was an older guy standing next to me. I unzipped, pulled out my hard dick, jacked it once and fired a huge load all over the back of the urinal.
In the cockpit at 35,000 feet my co pilot and I fucked this hot female flight attendant.
The next day we both took care of our hard ons at 36,000 feet..
On the train one day coming home from work - I was 15.
From what I remember there was this older, yet attractive woman sitting across from me with a hell of a nice set of legs. I was pretty hard just thinking about what I wanted to do with her and I just decided to relieve myself in the shitty train bathroom. It was a little challenge to not only keep quiet, but also because the train was moving. I don't remember where I shot my load, but when I got out I was sweating and it probably looked like I had one hell of a dump.
Another time I jerked off in a hospital bed. It was my final night out of my several day admission (for a neck injury) and I felt well enough to take care of myself since it was at least a week since I did anything. I was 22 and waited for the hourly nurse visit to pass before I got under way. Probably the strangest place I can recall jerking off.
While walking through a park full of sculptures I came upon a scene that startled me!! It involved two couples having a picnic lunch and sex. One woman was washing herself clean of sperm in the stream. The others partaking in sexual joy. After realizing they were sculptures (so realistic) I became aroused and enjoyed releasing several hot ropes of sperm on the face and large breasts of one of the partially nude women. (true story)
My new most unusual place I've masturbated was at work on the shop floor. It was on a non-full production night and there were about 7 of us working on the 2 nights I chose to do the act. Although I was in an area that the others usually don't walk around on those days, occasionally they did go in that area and I am visible. They've seen me chilling on the chair, but I didn't get caught beating my meat lol. I jizzed on the floor, of course, but I think from now on I'll just stick to my own area in the work place. Nobody ever checks back there.
boat ramp portapotty. was out on boat most of day with buddy and his wife. Needless to say she and I teased one another all day long, and my buddy was really drunk and she was smoking hot. I got the boat out and pulle dup and got done with it, and she was helping in her tight suit and bending over, I even could see a wet spot where her pussy was, she was feeling good too, and she showing it off. I was hard, went over to portapotty and sat and pulled it out, half way through she opened the door (lock was broke, she knew because she used it before went out), I looked in her eyes, she stepped close and pulled her suit to side and started fingering her pussy, I started pumping hard, she said cum for me cum now and I did.
Masturbated: in a city park, completely nude in the middle of the night.
Sex: I got a bj in an SUV in an alley. Not too exciting I suppose.
I've had sex in a number of interesting places...the coat room at a restaurant, a parking garage, stairwell in a large building. The most recent interesting and unusual setting was having sex with my gf in the backyard during hurricane gustave.
Years ago, when I was young and foolish, I gave a BJ in the rear of a Greyhound Bus. :rolleyes:
i was horseback and didnt get to cum in the wife that morn and was extremely horny so i pulled ole fred out while we were gathering cows and gave him a tug
My first public place sex romp took place in a bar restroom. It was a gay bar and the restroom was a large all marbled area...quite nicely decorated for a washroom. It is also the first time I had gay sex and the first time I was ever naked in public. All these firsts added up to the night being one of the most exciting events of my life. I was alone with one other man and we decided to have sex. I dropped my pants and leaned over the sink basin so he had nice easy access to my ass. As he pumped away at me, other men entered the room and began to cheer us on and eventually join in. Before I knew it, I was completely naked and taking on all comers. I had a lot of men that night and I left the bar sore, sticky and very happy with how my night went. I often go back for repeats and have become a very popular boy.
A friend of mine and I were inspecting a local office building. We had the run of the old basement, where I alternately sucked him and had him fuck my ass in various rooms and corridors. It is an old building, and the dim lighting and rock walls of the foundation really... really got me hot. It took us about two hours before we finally had to head out. If I could... I would have had him fuck my ass and face the whole night. Just thinking about it now still gets me hard. I love driving by that building now... good memories.
Alone with the world of sex in a tree, a delightful cum down into the quiet estuary waiting below. It was so romantic (I lie), to watch, to watch as my little guys rippled the smooth waters and float gently away to seaward. They're probably still floating, somewhere, in the Gulf Stream, maybe headed for the United Kingdom. That is if they haven't been swallowed by a bisexual porpoise, or run over by Realist's troop ship on its way to Germany - my god man! At least Marines can wait until we reach port...if ever...or damn well lie about it. :)
LOL walking guard duty for starters. Then there was the time the bar closed and I was still in the bathroom but there's alot more to that.
I can think of three real quick...
1. My wife and I parked on a co-road to I-35 just south of Ardmore, OK. I fucked her on the tailgate of an S-Blazer with the Interstate just 100 feet away.
2. We were at the beach with my wife's family (parents, aunts, and uncles). We were in chest high water and I pulled her bottom aside and we fucked right there within feet of her family.
3. I was at a friends house when my wife was out of town. We were all three, (him, his wife, and me), on upstairs deck and his wife decided to go down to the kitchen and do the dinner dishes. He and I sucked each other off and she was only twenty feet away. But the one not sucking could see her through the kitchen window and knew we were safe. The coolest part was when she came back up I kissed her. I've always wondered is she could taste him on my lips. :)
When I was traveling on business once I couldn't get internet access in my room and the interim fix was to go to the lobby. So I trucked down to the lobby and got back onto the chat I was in before my internet connection failed in my room. While chatting the guy I was talking to got me quite hard and really craving a good cum. I rubbed my cock through my jeans under the laptop that covered my hard on. After a few minutes I could feel the cum building and couldn't decide to stop or let things develop... I told the guy I was about to cum and that I was in the busy lobby of the hotel...He made it his mission to make me cum right there and did... I came like never before and then had to figure out how to get back to my room without anyone seeing the huge wet spot on my crotch. I "Think" I made it to my room without anyone seeing but not sure. At that point I really didn't care...
I have masturbated while riding a bike. Sex on a air conditioner condensing unit in an apartment complex.
Sex: With my wife in the restroom of a major shopping mall during our work after-hours Christmas party. Our group had exclusive use of the restroom, even during working hours, so it was always locked. I had her bent over the sink when we heard fumbling at the lock. We quickly covered up -- and it looked it! -- when my supervisor came in. He made a sly remark that indicated he suspected we were doing it, but never said a word about it after the fact.
Masturbation: Probably the most unusual for me was atop an observation platform overlooking a Michigan National Guard aircraft target practice range. But, hell, I've flogged my meat in a LOT of semi-risky places!
At the office in our server room with our LAN ADmin. She was wearing a wool skirt and a garter belt (she was in her 40s, and normally wore a girdle or pantyhose depending on what her putter wear was) so I just had her sit down and lifted her skirt and pulled her panties off and ate her til she came. Thankfully she has quiet orgasms (no screaming, she just clenches her fists tightly), so afterwards I made a beeline to the men's room to rinse out my mouth, lips and tongue.
oh, forgot to mention , that it was the middle of the day in a regular work day.
130 ft in the air on top of a water tower for jerking off. ex wife was an elementary school music teacher and her office was upstairs from the stage we were playing up there one night whil setting up for a performance when the principal came in. She thought my wife was alone so she sat down to grade some papers with me in the kneehole. As she stood there talking I fingered my wife. Took her right to the edge twice. Wife was pissed. After she left we had a goodlaugh cause her pantyhose and panties were sitting on the file cabinet in plain view!
With my wife: on the balcony of a hotel in Boston on a beautiful night during the summer
With my girlfriend: In the parking lot of a semi-pro baseball team during a game
Jacking off.... On the Interstate between iowa and wisconsin
I had flight for italy milano from dubai airport so I met there one beautiful lady so we had sex in wash room of dubai airport :love87:
After high school, I met a girl. She lived with her Mom in an apartment. We were on couch with her laying on top of me getting ready to have sex when her Mom and her Mom's boyfriend walked in. I thought we were busted but her Mom told her daughter that she was going to have some afternoon delight too. Was a strange but good situation.
I have masturbated in many places,public bathrooms men and women, outdoors, was jackin while turkey hunting, looked u to see another hunter watching me(another story), while driving, in in-laws bed,many places
I was fucked in a gay bar in the mid Atlantic last week .. It was their jock night, so I was lubed and ready to go.
The most unusual place I've ever had sex was on a golf course, on the Fourth of July. It was one of those golf courses surrounded by apartments. I looked up and one of the tenants was jerking off, watching the GF and I.
The best place I've masturbated was probably watching the sun set over the Grand Canyon, or hiking on the Appalachian Trail, but I had an interesting episode driving down the Pennsylvania Turnpike. A car pulled up beside me in the left lane to pass and I could see the passenger was giving her male driver a BJ. I kept pace with them for a while and played with myself. Finally the police pulled us both over. I got a warning for "obstructing traffic" but I have a feeling they got away scot-free considering her "talents."
the response was "Dat be in da butt Bob"
my office, as have most people with office doors that lock....
Were you on a cruise ship or some where near Washington, DC?Quote:
Originally Posted by ktbim
Had sex on a nature trail once. Was fun; we had to quickly stop and gather our composure when we heard a family coming.
Have had sex in a movie theater before and also given a BJ during a movie with someone two seats away.
Having sex at the parents' when the house is silent is another exciting one lol.
Lol! Love it! Saw the episode.
Masturbated in the downtown central Library in Indianapolisonce. As for sex GF and I fucked one time in a church court yard enclosed byglass on three sides. Left the empty condoms and wrappers there too. Alwayswondered what was said and thought the next morning at the church services...
At 14, I fingered my then girlfriend (hand down her pants!) in Sunday School! At 16, DP fingered my then girlfriend (different girl :) ) in her bedroom, door open, with her parents down the hall, her hand giving me a hand job with my pants unzipped, cock out, her mom down the hall! At 21, had sex with a girl in her mom's basement, with her mom upstairs :) At 24 half naked (her top was off, boobs exposed, my shirt off, pants unzipped!) making out in the basement with another girlfriend, her sister within earshot :) . And that's just to name a few! Been an exhibitionist for a while!
Back in 1980 when I was in my early twenties, one night I was sitting in a porn theater in Boston's combat zone, masturbating to the on screen action when a guy sat down next to me and offered to suck me off, saying "I give really good head". I thought about it for maybe five seconds, then removed my hand from my cock and let him go to town. This was my first time having sexual contact with another guy so I was feeling a bit conflicted, but once he had his mouth on my cock and I started to enjoy the amazing blow job he was giving me, I gave in to the experience and it wasn't more than a few minutes before I whispered to him " I'm gonna cum". He kept right on sucking as I blew my load in his mouth. After swallowing every drop, he sat up, said "Thanks" and left. A big part of the thrill was knowing that some of the other theater patrons were watching him suck me off.
I jerked off in high school during a science class, in the classroom. There was a girl sitting in front of me who had the greatest ass and she was wearing a thong. I had shorts on so I just got down to business.
In the play ground on the slide with my wife as for as the unusual place for sex now for the other one in the boys locker room I did it in high school
Last Saturday night, OUTSIDE, standing behind a pickup truck, on a dark, dead end road off of a major highway. Gave a BJ. woulda been my 1st BB, but he couldn't stay hard enuf, so I finished him off in my mouth. Mmmmmm!
Had sex in the back seat of my gf's car in the parking lot outside a big fetish convention, that was pretty hot! Same gf, fingered her while i drove back to her place from being at a concert downtown.
My first oral sex experience ever was with a girl i had met online, it started in a storage shed in the parking lot of home depot and then we continued once we went in the movie theater at a late night showing.
Recieved a bj while driving back to my gf's house(different gf).
Another gf, we were making out and fingering her, she pulled my cock out and we fucked a while on the couch in the living room, she still lived with her parents, and her mom walked in on us, i don't think she saw anything because it was so dark.
Yet another gf, we fucked on the hood of her car in her driveway one night. She gave me a bj while i was sitting in the driver seat, the door was wide open and she was standing outside my door and the car was sitting on the side of the street in her cul-da-sac(sp?). In the back of her SUV sitting in the driveway, we fucked again. And we fucked again, in the back seat of her truck. We fucked outside while we were at a Swinger party at a friends house, we aparently had an audience that was cheering us on watchinng us from the window, it was dark out so we thought we were not seen...ah well. She and i went to lots of swinger parties and clubs and fucked all over the place during those events.
As far as stroking in unusal places. I have jerked it a few times while driving at night. At my desk at work a couple of times and i work in a cubical with no door. In the restrooms here at work and in public, though i was in the toilet stall with the door closed.
I went to an adult video booth that had gloryholes a few times and strocked in there, and also sucked a few guys off and even fucked a couple of them.
That's all my crazy and unusual experiences that i can remember off the top of my head. I hope to have many more wild and semi public experiences in the future.