welcome to the jungle
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welcome to the jungle
Hot, sticky and creepy crawlies...
" They call me hot and nasty. "
Hot to go!
pizza carry-out! :tongue:
Chippie...
the woodchipper scene in the movie Fargo
"Seen 'em running o'r yon?" The light flickered then caught the runners heading through a brush thicket.
"Yep, far they go, idiots cain't out run a 30/30 slug", Jake said. He lifted the rifle as he drew up the lever all in one fluid motion. "Pop, zing! Pop, zithump", went the first two rounds. "That ya warning shots, best be running faster."
Faster than a speeding bullet...
" a bullet with my name on it "
coors lite
coors light drinkers don't worry about werewolves ;) :impleased
Light on the front porch shining that hazy yellow sulfate color, flickering every so often as we approached the little shotgun hut. Beer stocked in the worn fridge set against the wall. A guy sitting in the rocker with a 12 gauge double barrel on his lap. "Grab ya a few", he says as we step up onto the porch. Inside a mama tet culling the coin from some listless tourists just oh so delighted to watch faked voodoo. You draw up the beer to sip. I reach over and pull it away from your mouth, offering it instead to the guy with the gun. "Go on ya weary old dog", he says, spitting a mouthful of gob off the side of the porch. I give you the beer back, nodding it's fine to drink now. I set my beer on the other end of the porch, opened and left to bless the passing ones. You look so puzzled, I give the guy with a gun a ten dollar bill and walk on without waiting on change. On down the road we walk, past the bogey and by a jutty out into the big muddy. You seem anxious as the cicadas begin calling out in the night.
And I let the wolf out of the bag as the moon rises.
Bah. Ye be stinati wot ye nay wanna feel again ye. *chuckles* Can be a real bitch at times. *chuckling even more*Quote:
Originally Posted by pepperjack
Ye seen them pictures of the old sideshow Lycanthropes? well, with my beard full grown now for winter ... there ya go, you got me.
Bah, humbug.
Hum job
a humvee
Hummus for the crackers
Uncle Cracker (Follow Me, one of the great bad behavior songs of all times https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Gjx-ZQuQ_Y )
cry uncle
" cry me a river "
Crying Game (another good one, for us especially)
Game of Thrones
Not ever watched it, probably will not. Does not seem entertaining to me.
Of course, a lot no longer seems entertaining to me.
" the power behind the throne "
The lavvy flush...:impleased
well, ok, it beats an outhouse & a honeywagon ;) :smilies15Quote:
Originally Posted by darkeyes
Cool video! Comes across as very typical, daily American.Quote:
Originally Posted by lizard-lix
outback steakhouse
steak & egg breakfast at a truck stop ! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by sysper
18 Miles to Memphis (by Stray Cats)Quote:
Originally Posted by pepperjack