True, though I married a girl 5 years my junior. Figure that huh?
The person below me doesn't have a clue where White Horse is and didn't know it was in Canada until I told them just now.
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True, though I married a girl 5 years my junior. Figure that huh?
The person below me doesn't have a clue where White Horse is and didn't know it was in Canada until I told them just now.
True...LOL...I can honestly say I don't know much about our northern neighbor.
The person below me likes astrology and occasionally wishes on the stars.
False. I don't believe in any of that stars and planets aligning stuff.
The person below me has had more homosexual escapades than heterosexual escapades...
[oh and a Cleveland steamer is when one partner takes a dump on the other one's chest while lying down. a dirty sanchez is when a man puts his penis in a guy or girl's ass, then pulls it out and rubs a moustache of shit on the partner's upper lip. both of those are very gross and disgusting IMO and i was wondering if anyone here was into that.]
True, and it's a fairly large gap, too.
The person below me wants to make babies with Rachel Ray.
Ummm True if I could lol (I LOVE her.)
The person below me wants to kiss Angelina Jolie!
False - Maybe old Jolie, like when she was in Hackers. Now shes kinda "been with Billy Bob Thorton" different.
The person below me wishes they had more time to shoe shop for their friends...who by the way have horrid taste in shoes!
True I would love to shoe shop for them....what were they thinking.....
The person below me loves the ocean
:bibounce:
hi kit here: small boobies :( . butt i must say i do luv to suck :tongue:
True! Pretty Oceans and sunsets!! How romantic lolQuote:
Originally Posted by redheadhoneycat
The person below me tends to shop to much to the point they get things they don't really need.
False - I used to do that though. Now I've gotten to the point that I get obsessive about whether or not I should buy something.
The person below me has read Richard Bach's book "Illusions: The Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah" (my all time favorite life changing book)
False....but I've read the good the bad the ugly.
The person below me wishes they had my nice tight perfect little ass.
The person below me knows I'm maybe kidding (though it is perfect..lol).
The person below me once had sex in the back seat of a VW bug
True - and it was cramped
THe person below me has had sex in public on a park bench
True- and we got caught
The person below me likes to keep themselves fit
True. though at my age it is 1 step forward...2 steps back! :tong:
The person below me is a middle age hippy.
Slightly True. I am probably somewhat past middle age. Even though, at my age, I consider middle age to be my age by definition. Maybe, you should think of me as upper middle age. Yes, I like it; that sounds better that old age. I was only 50 percent hippie, probably, my left brain. The other half of my brain was too busy with career goals.
[Glad I never did Cleveland Steamers or Dirty Sanchez]
The person below me had sex in the drivers seat of any car with climax signaled by honking the horn with their butt. (Yes, I did it too. No it was not a VW)
Well slightly true, I was in the drivers seat when it started, but then found us in the passenger seat. Eventually ended up on the hood of a VW Jetta. In the parking lot of a park in Naples, FLorida last year. My one crazy moment.
The person below me loves to please the partner they are with, rather than making a night of love making all for themselves.
Opps...forgot to add that the next morning, I found the rear view mirror in the back seat, crack in the windshield and a dent in the hood.....I am six feet tall, there was not much room in the car..........I now look at the hood and laugh.
DEFINITELY true.
The person below me has watched their spouse get thoroughly well laid and loved watching
TRUISH---I've seen him get laid and kind of enjoyed it...but not thoroughly
The person below me has a horse...
Partially TRUE - When I lived in Wyoming I had a horse. She was an ill tempered, barn spoiled appaloosa mare. I actually loved my Dad's buckskin mare Lickety Split better.
The person below me has traveled extensively.
True: My car has been in the majority of the united states and I've been out of the country a few times...Hopefully the travels or my future are even more extensive, because I don't think there's anythng more awesome than seeing all the different places of the world.
The person below me is an experienced musician
True - 5 self titled albums.
The person below me has had a job stolen from them by someone less qualified.
Sad but true :( ......the little unqualified cheating, lying bastards.......Luckily for me, at least I'm not bitter about it. :bigrin:
But the person below has a fantasy yet unfullfilled......... :eek:
True, only about a kajillion squillion.
The person below me likes to play with sharp things.
True- I have a few piercings and have done some mild knife play.
The person below me has done the Time Warp.
True: But don't you dare judge me for it.......I've been to many many weddings. You can't but learn it. :tong:
The person below me has combined swear words with real words to complain about people.
True, a few days ago I told my kitchen manager that my other prep guy was "unacfuckingceptable".
The person below me is a Libra.
False: I'm a quirky Aquarius! Yeah, I know, that should explain alot right there ;)
The person below me loves camping
...can spend hours staring into a campfire/fireplace
Very True- Love, love camping and sitting around a camp fire is one of the most delightful 'little joys' that exist.
The person below me has a pet they like more than they do most people.
False-ish: I love good pets, but I don't have one at present because I found myself a great lady to start a family with.
The person below me has never mowed a lawn in their life,....(spoiled bitches :) )
TRUE!!!!! I tried once and almost ran over someones foot (ooops)
The person below me has had erotic dreams which ends so sudden they wake up half expecting the person is still there but no ones there THEN they get mad at whatever woke them in the frist place lol
True! What's worse is when you're ALMOST there in the dream, and then something or someone wakes you up. THAT is enough to make me want to strangle somebody.
The person below me puts so much thought into a decision as to become obesessive over said decision even if it isn't a serious one.
True...Like I couldn't decide whether to post to to this thread again...I mean what if People think I'm stupid...maybe I should deleate this post and forget...But then If I want to be a member of this community I really should post more...OMG what should I do???
The person below me is a raving mystic.
False, I'm not a mystic but I am an Aquarius. I don't even know what that means.,....besides something about water.
The person below me feels like eating cheese when they see a dog, because dogs make you hungry for cheese you weird-o.
False ! Cheese and my tummy don't mix (book in the potty time lol)
The person below me perfers movies over tv shows on TV anytime (this includes DVDs of tv shows)
True! I never watch tv...but I love watching movies...specially on DVD!
the person below me can answer before someone else takes the place! LOL!
True lol
The person below me has cut themselfs by accident with glass in the past! Ouchie :(
True. Glass hurts...
The person below me has looped the sticky up thingy in the washing machine with underwear causing strangulation of all the other laundry in said machine and spent an hour detangling wet clothes so they could go into the dryer.
False: I have NO idea what the "sticky up thingy" is. But I was once so poor that for about 6 months I washed laundry by hand in the bath tub and hung it out to dry on the back fence.
The person below me knows what it's like to truly go hungry - not accidentally skipped a meal or two.
TRUE.... when I was a sick child at the hospital, I had a NEEDED a lot of surgeries... and surgeries your NOT allowed to eat anything 12 or so hours before the surgery. Tummy can get VERY hungry then angry. Makes unhuman growls.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbwoman39
The person below me has been addicted to the internet for more than 10+ Years
Been online for more than 10 years....not sure if it's an addiction tho...
the person below me can type a post and not spell anything wrong the first try! (Good grief! I made at least 15 errors in just that last sentence lol!!)