On my boat I'm the Master Baiter!:)
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On my boat I'm the Master Baiter!:)
Master Bates.. allegedly a character in children's telly cartoon on BBC in UK in the 1960s.... the beeb deny it and claim the character was always Mister Mate.. other character's were also allegedly Seaman Staines and Roger the Cabin Boy.. the originator of the series successfully sued the Guardian to kill this urban myth.. tho me l8 dad always swore it was true.. as do his brothers 2 this day. Personally I think the legend far superior 2 the alleged truth!:tongue:
..ne ways luffly boys.. the word for a tugging the willy is "masturbates".... spelled w a n k s:yikes2:... ooo did I really say that? Shockin'!:cutelaugh
An interesting story. OK Masturbates... Wanks hhhmmm. How about Cock Coddling.
Long time since I had the pleasure.... but until ealier this week did have a gf who called female masturbation...
....Pussy Pingin'.. :eek2:
... how base.. zif I wud...:impleased:tongue:
The cartoon wos called Captain Pugwash btw.. wasnt ver gud but was of its time I s'pose..
Pussy Pingin'.....AKA Clangin' the Clit:)Quote:
Originally Posted by darkeyes
ringing the bell
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Dinner Bell
Yummmmmm
taco bell
Belladonna
madonna
Sexually liberated
Libertine
listerine (i'm a fresh boy lol!)
Bad taste in my mouth.....BLEAH!:(
Big cock in my mouth
Cockermouth, Cumbria, England..
Joe Cocker
i get bi with a little help from my friends :)
Oooo, I get high with a little help from my friends. :stoned:
i'm gonna try with a little help from my friends (with benefits :))
Sgt. Pepper
dr. pepper
Dr. No
Doctor Zhivago
Go Dog Go
Three Dog Night
doggiestyle :D
Snoop Dogg :stoned:
Gang Banger
Butt Banger
butter
Smooth as Butter
smooth ass
Hot Ass
Hot Dog
cool cat
Sylvester the Cat
sylvester stallone
Italian Stallion
italian sausage