Mint with Ketchup....hhhhmmm never tried it...might though...why not
Mint???
Ok...Jelly
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Mint with Ketchup....hhhhmmm never tried it...might though...why not
Mint???
Ok...Jelly
no jelly, jam
the Groom's still waiting at the Altar
is there a difference?
jam bands
Me luffly Jambos... the Jam Tarts!!!!!!:bigrin:
pop goes the weasel
Wicked Weasel Swimwear
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Pauley Shore!
At the shore
On the shore at
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Lobster
Sunburnt
tan lines
Undercover tan
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Undercover Angel (midnight fantasy)
Angel of the Morning (Juice Newton)
THe Morningwood Lumber Co.
I'm a Lumberjack-Monty Python
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clPYfaTvHT0
The Scotsman
http://www.allerdice.net/scotsman-song.htm
Well, a Scotsman clad in kilt once left a bar one evening fair,
And one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share.
He fumbled 'round until he could no longer keep his feet.
Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.
Ring ding diddle iddle i de o,
Ring die diddley i o.
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street..
About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by.
One said to the other with a twinkle in her eye.
See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built.
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt.
Ring ding diddle iddle i de o,
Ring die diddley i o.
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt.
They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be,
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see.
And there behold for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt,
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth.
Ring ding diddle iddle i de o,
Ring die diddley i o.
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth.
They marveled for a moment and then one said we must be gone.
Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along.
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow,
Around the bonnie star the Scot's kilt did lift and show.
Ring ding diddle iddle i de o,
Ring die diddley i o.
Around the bonnie star the Scot's kilt did lift and show.
Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled toward the trees.
Behind the bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees.
And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes,
Oh! lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first prize.
Ring ding diddle iddle i de o,
Ring die diddley i o.
Oh! lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first prize.
scotch whiskey
Cigarettes, whiskey and wild wild women
They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane;
Cigarettes, whiskey and wild wild women
They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane;
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Wait...wait...I think it IS spelled directly...see below:
But then again...Darkeyes does spell all her words differently....LOL
Not all me luffly.. an not always..:tong: .. but Scotch Whisky is nev spelt wiv an e...
yeah it is...Jim Beam spells it that way...see thier T-shirt.
The next one in session is
RYE!
tee hee..ya dus talk such cobblers sumtimes Barie... drinkin 2 much Jim Bean methinks...
Bak 2 thread now... Cognac.. (mmm yum yum):bigrin:
Brandy (You're a fine girl...what a good wife you would be)
Fine and Dandy...( I'll be fine and dandy, love is like hard candy Christmas....from The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas)
Belle
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