"Hey, George?"
"Yes, Sam?"
"Think she'll notice we peed on her new shoes?"
"I think we better beg for food before she goes to her room"
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"Hey, George?"
"Yes, Sam?"
"Think she'll notice we peed on her new shoes?"
"I think we better beg for food before she goes to her room"
Roy Rogers had just purchased a new set of boots. Going out one day to check on Trigger, Roy stepped in a pile of ... well suffice it to say that Dale told him to leave his boots outside on the porch until he could clean them up. Roy did so and went inside for dinner. In the meantime a cougar wandering around on the property spied the boots, grabbed them up in his mouth and headed for the wilderness. Roy, seeing his new boots heading for the hills, pulled on a pair of old boots, ran out and saddled up Trigger and headed for the hills to cut off the escape path of the cougar. Several hours later Roy returned, new boots in hand and the cougar stretched over the back of Trigger. Dale looking at the scene in front of her said "Pardon me Roy is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?"ed your new shoes?" Answer: "Pardon me boys. Is that the Chatanooga Choo-Choo?"
roys double R burger with cheese fries.
The six dollar burger from Carl's Jr....only $4.95 (best burger ever)!!!!!
That's a mighty tasty burger. Vincent would you like a taste of this tasty burger?
taste test
finger lickin' good :)
Kentucky Fried Chicken
Col. Sanders
old money
moldy oldy
Old Milwaukee beer
Richie Cunningham
Happy Days
Henry Winkler
"Ayyyyyy"
leather
...lace
lacy panties
being pulled off by my teeth and not caring what is under them
Emergency Dentist
novacaine
Root Canal :eek:
root beer
vanilla ice cream
root beer float (Vanilla ice cream and root beer)
2 straws
straw that broke the camels back
Joe Cool
cigarettes
Ah, but..two hours of pushin' broom
Buys an eight by twelve four-bit room
I'm a man of means by no means
King of the road.
Third box car midnight main, destination Bangor Maine
Maine lobster :tongue:
melted butter and a bib
licking butter off his chin
licking t'other :tong::tong: ain't nuthin better:tong::tong:;)
lick 'er in the front :tongue: - poke 'em in the rear :tong:
lick'er.. it's quicker
liquer...the quicker picker-upper...
Mutiny on the BOUNTY :)