View Full Version : Anal Sex Month?
ihavapa
Aug 24, 2010, 12:58 PM
I just read some place and I did not make this up, that August is anal sex month, first who, or whom decides this, secondly why was I not informed sooner and third does each month have a sexual connatation or act it is know for, just once again curious and wishing for some input(no pun intended). So I hope everyone has a wonderful Anal Sex Month.
littlerayofsunshine
Aug 24, 2010, 1:04 PM
How Anal Sex Month Got Started (http://www.dailyprobe.com/arcs/021902/anal_sex_month.shtml)
Don't know how true it is. But meh *Shrugs*
csrakate
Aug 24, 2010, 1:20 PM
Not sure where you read about it...but I got this in my email one day this month! It was a promo by naughtycards.com.
Hephaestion
Aug 24, 2010, 2:48 PM
Followed LittleRayofSunshine's link.
Reads like something in a Spoof magazine rather than real marketing drive. 'Bung Balm' should have stood the test of time. Brilliant nevertheless.
The natural consequence must surely be "Any time is anal sex time" and then advertise the assisting product such as: high fibre cereal; silicone lube; etc.
Cannot remember the product that actually used that slogan (obviously substituting 'anal' for the product).
Anal sex is now a commonplace activity and readily admitted to rather than the taboo it was supposedly.
Examples over work coffee breaks from boys and girls
boy "I love to practice sodomy but it has weakened me"
girl "any port of call in a storm"
girl "he was shocked when I said I wanted it in the backside"
girl "I've had anal sex - it's like a turd going backwards"
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open2both
Aug 24, 2010, 4:07 PM
Wow!
Ok, I'm in!
innaminka
Aug 25, 2010, 3:36 AM
Has this been mandated by the UN???
Perhaps it could go alongside Refugee Month or Anti-Starvation month.
It certainly has a certain ring to it.
Although probably Nth Korea, Iran and possibly Nauru will refuse to endorse it!