Mid Summer Humor

[by~his~side]

Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people. "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did. "Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did. "Now we eat everybody." And they did.

When they were both gorged, the son asked,"Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"

His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the shit inside!"

:)
~D~

[DuckiesDarling]

okay I admit it, I actually LOL'd

[Billys_gurl]

I admit, that's a funny joke but when I first read it I just shook my head. :tongue:

[Rugby girl]

A woman walks into an emergency vet clinic with her pet duck Jimmy. The Vet looked the duck over and informed the woman that the duck was dead. 'What do you mean he's dead, he cant be. Are you sure?'.

The vet left the room for a moment and came back with a little kitten. The cat excitedly smelled the duck but then walked away. The vet said, 'I'm sorry it's definately gone.' She replied, 'no it can't be'. He left the room once more and came back with a puppy. The puppy jumped around, smelled the duck and walked away. 'I'm sorry it's definately dead.'

The vet handed the bill to the woman once he had finished. Shocked at the massive bill she said, 'it was dead, why is the bill so fricken high?'

He replied, 'you wanted a second opinion and cat scans and lab reports dont run cheap.'

[Canticle]

A woman walks into an emergency vet clinic with her pet duck Jimmy. The Vet looked the duck over and informed the woman that the duck was dead. 'What do you mean he's dead, he cant be. Are you sure?'.

The vet left the room for a moment and came back with a little kitten. The cat excitedly smelled the duck but then walked away. The vet said, 'I'm sorry it's definately gone.' She replied, 'no it can't be'. He left the room once more and came back with a puppy. The puppy jumped around, smelled the duck and walked away. 'I'm sorry it's definately dead.'

The vet handed the bill to the woman once he had finished. Shocked at the massive bill she said, 'it was dead, why is the bill so fricken high?'

He replied, 'you wanted a second opinion and cat scans and lab reports dont run cheap.'

Now, that is very funny. :bigrin:

[citystyleguy]

...andthank you both for a moment of good humor and laughter!