Blow Job Car Crash

[jamieknyc]

I always told you people that the famous "getting a blow job while driving" stunt was too dangerous in the New York metropolitan area!

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[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

But, they didnt say What sex act. lol
Cat

[Hephaestion]

On TV

The rear facing camera of a Brit motorway patrol car picked up the female passenger bending down towards the lap of the male driver and shortly aftwards he was seen jerking around and losing his attention. Needless to say, he was booked for driving without due care and attention.

They both got more publicity than they were comfortable with.

Should have pulled into a lay-by (one wonders the origin of the name).

[csreef]

Years ago, I was driving on I-84 West bound(New York state). The only other car on the road was a big Mercedes Benz ahead of me. That car kept weaving from side to side, so backed off...After about 6 or so minutes of weaving a Blonde poped up in the passanger seat, tossed her hair from side to side (as only Blondes can do ), and what do you know...The car stopped weaving.:bigrin:

[DuckiesDarling]

Sighs to be young enough to risk that again, now I'd rather do it at home where I can take my time and enjoy it myself rather than be bent over and trying to tease my man and risking a lot more than just being seen.

[onewhocares]

Years ago, I was driving on I-84 West bound(New York state). The only other car on the road was a big Mercedes Benz ahead of me. That car kept weaving from side to side, so backed off...After about 6 or so minutes of weaving a Blonde poped up in the passanger seat, tossed her hair from side to side (as only Blondes can do ), and what do you know...The car stopped weaving.:bigrin:

WARNING....

THIS tall blonde and hubby will be heading to NYC tomorrow in their MB and will try and stay within the lines of the highway. But...you never know how boring a ride can be...I may have to amuse myself somehow. If we do get arrested, I know a good lawyer in NYC.

Belle

[sephirothtx]

i cna't remember where i heard this story, i think it was from a teacher i once had who was phorensics in SAPD

there was this story, paramedics arived at the scene of a crash, the husband in the drivers seat was dead on impact
the wife was not, but they could not get her to breath, as if her airway was blocked, upon attempting to clear it using the poking procedure they did not suceed in time, and she died.

on the autopsy table the coraner opened up her throat to find her husbands penis lodged in it.

[Chirusty]

A few years back driving down a two lane road in Missouri on the way to the Ozarks for a vacation with a girlfiend. At about 2 in the in the morning came a cross a small town named Licking. The girlfiend felt it was a good idea to live up to the name of the town and commenced to get my shorts down started going to work.
I realized I was weaving about the road so I pulled over in fear of getting stopped for being under the influence. While I was sitting back enjoying what was happening to me. A spot light hit me in the eyes. After getting my vision back from the blinding light. I saw a patrol car parked across the road from me. I held the girlfriends head down as to pretend we were resting. The officer motioned me to roll my window down from his car. Although everything went limp for me didn't stop her. The officer yelled over if everything was okay. I answereing the best way I could with a yep just resting. He said make a U-turn and follow me. I figured this was it. He drove and I followed him to a closed gas station with a car wash. He pulled up along side of me not getting out of his car said this a safer place to rest after she is finished. Have a good morning and he drove off into the night. It took a while to get me back into the mood, but she accomplished what she set out to do and off we went.
I think about that night everytime I drive through Licking Missouri.

[Delilah]

Oooh what if he is driving too fast, she is just sucking away, and hits a deer, speed bump, or railroad track? Hope she has no sharp teeth! :eek:

[jamieknyc]

But, they didnt say What sex act. lol
Cat

The local news said it was a blow job

[jamieknyc]

WARNING....

THIS tall blonde and hubby will be heading to NYC tomorrow in their MB and will try and stay within the lines of the highway. But...you never know how boring a ride can be...I may have to amuse myself somehow. If we do get arrested, I know a good lawyer in NYC.

Belle

Please don't try that on New York City highways. Much too dangerous, unless you are stuck in traffic on the FDR.