Long Duck Dong
Jul 13, 2010, 7:49 PM
over the years I have heard many misunderstandings about bisexuality and some of them just left me wondering what planet some people escaped from....... and if we can send them back.....lol
there are people in the world that lack a understanding..... and there are people that are beyond our understanding...... unfortunately, we share the world with them
so I thought I would share a few that i have heard over the years lol
had a friend around, worried cos he wanted me to look after his cat..... so I said why, and he said cos his new gf was talking about wanting to eat pussy and there was nothing like the feel and taste of pussy in her mouth..... so i said.... is your gf bi ?? and he said yeah... but I never told you she was
this guy was a IT consultant.......sighs......
another one I heard actually made me choke on a beer.....
a lady friend of mine rang me about her bf who had come out as bi and loved to suck cock and she was really excited about that fact..... so a few questions into the phone call, the reason for the excitement came out.....
as far as she was concerned, it meant that he would be able to suck his own cock and swallow from now on
one of the best gems I have heard was from a computer tech.....
a lady rang this tech and wanted her computer checked over, so the tech went around and worked on her computer.... as he worked it surfaced that the lady had found out that her bf was bisexual and had been cybering online with other guys.... and she was very concerned about how he had not used protection while doing it..... and she didn't want the risk of her computer having a sexually transmitted disease..... well the tech explained that she was at no risk of all as computers could not transmit STD's.... she relaxed for a moment.. then said ok, so its safe for him to swallow another guys sperm when he was cybering ???
( the tech never charged, reckoned it was the best computer issue case he had ever dealt with )
even anti bi stances can really make a person roll their eyes.....
in a pub once a group of lgbt friends and I were drinking away, and a straight friend of one of the others was sitting and talking and started talking about how wrong it was for his gf to be bi, and be like us..... well there is a time and a place to say that, and that was not it..... but anyways, we asked why.... and he said with a real concern that his gf was bisexual and that would mean that she could go to bed and make out with his sister and have very hot passionate sex.... and that was so wrong.... so we bit our tongues and asked why it was so wrong..... and he said cos he could not stay with a female if she got pregnant to his sister......
( yes I worry about straight people.....a lot )
I guess the best thing I have ever heard from a person about having issues with bis, ...is this one
a female who was a good friend, was talking to me about how her bf was bisexual and she was very distaught about this as he loved being a anal bottom and sucking a cock..... and he was keen on having a threesome with her and a mutual friend...... well she was pretty upset but not over the idea of the threesome but what would happen in the bedroom.....
turns out she had no issues with riding her bf's face while he was being fucked, but they also wanted to have her top her bf with a strap on, while she was being taken anally..... and was it safe for her to shoot her load into her bf's ass or use a condom......
( if my partner could shoot her load into my ass using a strap on...I would be happy..... hell many guys would be happy lol )
and lastly there is my all time favourite idiot issue
a male whom was a business exec.... that contacted me feeling very worried.... he had a gf that was a equal level bisexual, could develop emotional feelings towards other ladies..... and he was very concerned... his gf had expressed a interest in a 3 way relationship.... now he had a secret mistress on the side that was also bisexual ......
it turns out that the two ladies were also seeing each other.... and passionately too.....and he had just found out about it.... and was worried that it would blow any chance that he could allow his gf to bring another person into their relationship.... so i told him to be open with his gf about his secret.... and that could bring out everything in to the open.....
he said ok, he would do that and talk to them that night over dinner, as it was a celebration dinner to celebrate them living in the same house together for a year.....
I just looked at him and said...... and your gf asked about the 3way just over a year ago I take it and you said you would be interested in trying it out... and he replied, yeah, how did you know?????
never think just cos a person runs a company, that they are more intelligent than a street sweeper...
there are people in the world that lack a understanding..... and there are people that are beyond our understanding...... unfortunately, we share the world with them
so I thought I would share a few that i have heard over the years lol
had a friend around, worried cos he wanted me to look after his cat..... so I said why, and he said cos his new gf was talking about wanting to eat pussy and there was nothing like the feel and taste of pussy in her mouth..... so i said.... is your gf bi ?? and he said yeah... but I never told you she was
this guy was a IT consultant.......sighs......
another one I heard actually made me choke on a beer.....
a lady friend of mine rang me about her bf who had come out as bi and loved to suck cock and she was really excited about that fact..... so a few questions into the phone call, the reason for the excitement came out.....
as far as she was concerned, it meant that he would be able to suck his own cock and swallow from now on
one of the best gems I have heard was from a computer tech.....
a lady rang this tech and wanted her computer checked over, so the tech went around and worked on her computer.... as he worked it surfaced that the lady had found out that her bf was bisexual and had been cybering online with other guys.... and she was very concerned about how he had not used protection while doing it..... and she didn't want the risk of her computer having a sexually transmitted disease..... well the tech explained that she was at no risk of all as computers could not transmit STD's.... she relaxed for a moment.. then said ok, so its safe for him to swallow another guys sperm when he was cybering ???
( the tech never charged, reckoned it was the best computer issue case he had ever dealt with )
even anti bi stances can really make a person roll their eyes.....
in a pub once a group of lgbt friends and I were drinking away, and a straight friend of one of the others was sitting and talking and started talking about how wrong it was for his gf to be bi, and be like us..... well there is a time and a place to say that, and that was not it..... but anyways, we asked why.... and he said with a real concern that his gf was bisexual and that would mean that she could go to bed and make out with his sister and have very hot passionate sex.... and that was so wrong.... so we bit our tongues and asked why it was so wrong..... and he said cos he could not stay with a female if she got pregnant to his sister......
( yes I worry about straight people.....a lot )
I guess the best thing I have ever heard from a person about having issues with bis, ...is this one
a female who was a good friend, was talking to me about how her bf was bisexual and she was very distaught about this as he loved being a anal bottom and sucking a cock..... and he was keen on having a threesome with her and a mutual friend...... well she was pretty upset but not over the idea of the threesome but what would happen in the bedroom.....
turns out she had no issues with riding her bf's face while he was being fucked, but they also wanted to have her top her bf with a strap on, while she was being taken anally..... and was it safe for her to shoot her load into her bf's ass or use a condom......
( if my partner could shoot her load into my ass using a strap on...I would be happy..... hell many guys would be happy lol )
and lastly there is my all time favourite idiot issue
a male whom was a business exec.... that contacted me feeling very worried.... he had a gf that was a equal level bisexual, could develop emotional feelings towards other ladies..... and he was very concerned... his gf had expressed a interest in a 3 way relationship.... now he had a secret mistress on the side that was also bisexual ......
it turns out that the two ladies were also seeing each other.... and passionately too.....and he had just found out about it.... and was worried that it would blow any chance that he could allow his gf to bring another person into their relationship.... so i told him to be open with his gf about his secret.... and that could bring out everything in to the open.....
he said ok, he would do that and talk to them that night over dinner, as it was a celebration dinner to celebrate them living in the same house together for a year.....
I just looked at him and said...... and your gf asked about the 3way just over a year ago I take it and you said you would be interested in trying it out... and he replied, yeah, how did you know?????
never think just cos a person runs a company, that they are more intelligent than a street sweeper...