A year ago at this moment....

[DuckiesDarling]

Long Duck Dong and I were having sex :) Hard to believe that it's been a year since we first touched and in three months it will be year since we last touched. I need to win the lottery to get back there faster but we're working on it :)

[Long Duck Dong]

having sex ???? I was scratching my butt thats why I was groaning and moaning... not sure what you were doing but i have never seen a salami used that way before :tong:

[DuckiesDarling]

honey....:tong:

[Long Duck Dong]

in my coffee ??? no just two sugars and milk thanks....I hate honey in my coffee

[DuckiesDarling]

bloody hell a year later and he's still complaining about the weight of the suitcase... sighs men :)

[Long Duck Dong]

complain ???? no I was just annoyed that I could not hire a forklift and truck to carry it......

it was that bloody heavy, it caused the concrete to sink and now the house in on a permanent lean

[DuckiesDarling]

Poor, poor baby. At least you enjoyed what was in it :)

[Long Duck Dong]

mmm yeah.... but ahh... next time leave the diesel powered, jackhammer vibrator in the us..... I hate having to kick start vibrators

[DuckiesDarling]

Okay I'm laughing too hard to reply right now, off to babysit my dad who has double pnuemonia. So later, my love, and my friends.