rdy2go
May 16, 2010, 8:53 AM
Ladies this is just a joke don't be mad, just a joke, OK?
3 blondes were standing on a river bank, wondering how they could get to the other side. One of them looked down and saw a bottle. She picked it up but found that she couldn't read the label, which was covered in mud. She rubbed it to clean away the dirt and... "Poof!" in a stream of smoke out of the bottle came a genie.
"Ladies." the genie said. "You have freed me from my prison, I can grant you 3 wishes, I'll give you one each." He looked at the blonde woman who released him and said, "What is your wish young woman?"
The blonde woman looked at him and said, "I wish to cross the river but I can't swim."
"No problem." said the genie, he waved his arm. "There now you can swim. go ahead and cross the river." With that the woman jumped in the river and swam to the other side.
The genie looked at the next blonde and said, how about you, do you wish to be able to swim so you can cross the river.
"Are you nuts!" the blonde said. "I can swim fine, but I just had my hair done and don't want to get wet. I wish to cross, but another way."
"No problemo!" said the genie. He waved his arms and a row boat appeared. "I have given you the skills needed to navigate this boat to the other side of the river. Get going!" The woman got in the boat and rowed to he other side to join her friend.
"Genie!" said the last blonde. I too wish to cross the river, I can swim, and I can row a boat, but I don't want to get wet, or work hard rowing the boat, I wish for an easier way to cross."
"Can do!" said the genie, and with a wave of his arms... he turned the blonde into a man and she walked across the bridge!
3 blondes were standing on a river bank, wondering how they could get to the other side. One of them looked down and saw a bottle. She picked it up but found that she couldn't read the label, which was covered in mud. She rubbed it to clean away the dirt and... "Poof!" in a stream of smoke out of the bottle came a genie.
"Ladies." the genie said. "You have freed me from my prison, I can grant you 3 wishes, I'll give you one each." He looked at the blonde woman who released him and said, "What is your wish young woman?"
The blonde woman looked at him and said, "I wish to cross the river but I can't swim."
"No problem." said the genie, he waved his arm. "There now you can swim. go ahead and cross the river." With that the woman jumped in the river and swam to the other side.
The genie looked at the next blonde and said, how about you, do you wish to be able to swim so you can cross the river.
"Are you nuts!" the blonde said. "I can swim fine, but I just had my hair done and don't want to get wet. I wish to cross, but another way."
"No problemo!" said the genie. He waved his arms and a row boat appeared. "I have given you the skills needed to navigate this boat to the other side of the river. Get going!" The woman got in the boat and rowed to he other side to join her friend.
"Genie!" said the last blonde. I too wish to cross the river, I can swim, and I can row a boat, but I don't want to get wet, or work hard rowing the boat, I wish for an easier way to cross."
"Can do!" said the genie, and with a wave of his arms... he turned the blonde into a man and she walked across the bridge!