Cherokee_Mountaincat
Apr 21, 2010, 9:45 PM
By age at Wal Mart
You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house mowing
the lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living room,
or whatever. You are hot and sweaty, covered in dirt or paint. You have
your old work clothes on. You know the outfit - shorts with the hole in
crotch, old T-shirt with a stain from who knows what, and an old pair
of tennis shoes. Right in the middle of this great home improvement
project you realize you need to run to Wal Mart to get something to help
complete the job. Depending on your age you might do the following:
In your 20's: Stop what you are doing. Shave, take a shower, blow dry your
hair, brush your teeth, floss, and put on clean clothes. Check yourself
in the mirror and flex. Add a dab of your favorite cologne because you
never know, you just might meet some hot chick while standing in the
checkout lane. You went to school with the pretty girl running the
register.
In your 30's: Stop what you are doing, put on clean shorts and shirt.
Change shoes. You married the hot chick so no need for much else. Wash
your hands and comb your hair. Check yourself in the mirror. Still got
it. Add a shot of your favorite cologne to cover the smell. The cute
girl running the register is the kid sister to someone you went to
school with.
In your 40's: Stop what you are doing. Put a sweatshirt that is long
enough to cover the hole in the crotch of your shorts.Put on different
shoes and a hat. Wash your hands. Your bottle of Brute Cologne is
almost empty so you don't want to waste any of it on a trip to Wal Mart.
Check yourself in the mirror and do more sucking in than flexing. The
spicy young thing running the register is your daughter's age and you
feel weird thinking she is spicy.
In your 50's:
Stop what you are doing. Put a hat on, wipe the dirt off your hands
onto your shirt. Change shoes because you don't want to get dirt in
your new sports car. Check yourself in the mirror and you swear not
to wear that shirt anymore because it makes you look fat. The cutie
running the register smiles when she sees you coming and you think you
still have it. Then you remember the hat you have on is from Buddy's
Bait & Beer Bar and it says, 'I Got Worms.'
In your 60's: Stop what you are doing. No need for a hat anymore. Hose
the dog crap off your shoes. The mirror was shattered when you were in
your 50's. You hope you have underwear on so nothing hangs out the hole
in you pants. The girl running theregister may be cute, but you don't
have your glasses on, so you are not sure.
In your 70's: Stop what you are doing. Wait to go to Wal Mart until they
have your prescriptions ready, too. Don't even notice the dog crap on
your shoes. The young thing at the register smiles at you because you
remind her of her grandfather.
In your 80's: Stop what you are doing. Start again. Then stop again.
Now you remember you needed to go toWal Mart. Go to Wal Mart and wander around trying to think what it is youare looking for. Fart out loud
and you think someone called out your name. You went to school with the
old lady who greeted you at the front door and she was pretty hot back then......:bigrin::rolleyes:;):cool:
May you always have love to share, Health to spare and Friends that
care! To the world, you might be one person, but to one person you just
might be the world.
You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house mowing
the lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living room,
or whatever. You are hot and sweaty, covered in dirt or paint. You have
your old work clothes on. You know the outfit - shorts with the hole in
crotch, old T-shirt with a stain from who knows what, and an old pair
of tennis shoes. Right in the middle of this great home improvement
project you realize you need to run to Wal Mart to get something to help
complete the job. Depending on your age you might do the following:
In your 20's: Stop what you are doing. Shave, take a shower, blow dry your
hair, brush your teeth, floss, and put on clean clothes. Check yourself
in the mirror and flex. Add a dab of your favorite cologne because you
never know, you just might meet some hot chick while standing in the
checkout lane. You went to school with the pretty girl running the
register.
In your 30's: Stop what you are doing, put on clean shorts and shirt.
Change shoes. You married the hot chick so no need for much else. Wash
your hands and comb your hair. Check yourself in the mirror. Still got
it. Add a shot of your favorite cologne to cover the smell. The cute
girl running the register is the kid sister to someone you went to
school with.
In your 40's: Stop what you are doing. Put a sweatshirt that is long
enough to cover the hole in the crotch of your shorts.Put on different
shoes and a hat. Wash your hands. Your bottle of Brute Cologne is
almost empty so you don't want to waste any of it on a trip to Wal Mart.
Check yourself in the mirror and do more sucking in than flexing. The
spicy young thing running the register is your daughter's age and you
feel weird thinking she is spicy.
In your 50's:
Stop what you are doing. Put a hat on, wipe the dirt off your hands
onto your shirt. Change shoes because you don't want to get dirt in
your new sports car. Check yourself in the mirror and you swear not
to wear that shirt anymore because it makes you look fat. The cutie
running the register smiles when she sees you coming and you think you
still have it. Then you remember the hat you have on is from Buddy's
Bait & Beer Bar and it says, 'I Got Worms.'
In your 60's: Stop what you are doing. No need for a hat anymore. Hose
the dog crap off your shoes. The mirror was shattered when you were in
your 50's. You hope you have underwear on so nothing hangs out the hole
in you pants. The girl running theregister may be cute, but you don't
have your glasses on, so you are not sure.
In your 70's: Stop what you are doing. Wait to go to Wal Mart until they
have your prescriptions ready, too. Don't even notice the dog crap on
your shoes. The young thing at the register smiles at you because you
remind her of her grandfather.
In your 80's: Stop what you are doing. Start again. Then stop again.
Now you remember you needed to go toWal Mart. Go to Wal Mart and wander around trying to think what it is youare looking for. Fart out loud
and you think someone called out your name. You went to school with the
old lady who greeted you at the front door and she was pretty hot back then......:bigrin::rolleyes:;):cool:
May you always have love to share, Health to spare and Friends that
care! To the world, you might be one person, but to one person you just
might be the world.