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[dafydd]

bloody hell i'm down in the dumps. been snubbed and my pride has taken a fall. there's no chocolate around here, just a couple of dried haribo and a flat bottle of coke. to paraphrase Dustin Hoffman in Tootsie "I'd be much better as a woman with a man, than I am as a man with a woman".
All I want is a little spooning....is that too much to ask, bi-folks?

daffy is feeling definitely blue, but not pink or purple.

[darkeyes]

bloody hell i'm down in the dumps. been snubbed and my pride has taken a fall. there's no chocolate around here, just a couple of dried haribo and a flat bottle of coke. to paraphrase Dustin Hoffman in Tootsie "I'd be much better as a woman with a man, than I am as a man with a woman".
All I want is a little spooning....is that too much to ask, bi-folks?

daffy is feeling definitely blue, but not pink or purple.

Lays down an spoons Daffy.. strokes 'is poor lickle bwow alllll betta.... places large bar a Daiwy Milk in fwont of 'is poor lickle eyes.. huggles 'im tite...

..Daffy not only 1 2 hav shitty day.. lickle Fwan had bitch of aftanoon an needs hugglin an all...:(

[dafydd]

Lays down an spoons Daffy.. strokes 'is poor lickle bwow alllll betta.... places large bar a Daiwy Milk in fwont of 'is poor lickle eyes.. huggles 'im tite...

..Daffy not only 1 2 hav shitty day.. lickle Fwan had bitch of aftanoon an needs hugglin an all...:(


hugs back. loving the spoon...

d

[darkeyes]

ya's quite welcum Daffy... wen we down we shud all huggle a lil..:)

[onewhocares]

Comes to knock on your door bearing a gift of boxes of chocolate. Comes in, sides dd down and presents mounds of chocolates on a silver tray for a sweetheart of a friend.

Belle

[csrakate]

Sorry to hear you're down, daffy....if I had some chocolate I'd share with you....and I don't like to share chocolate!

Hugs!

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

Well Daff, I dont know you very well, but I'd say you're one lucky man right now! Having three beautiful, loving, considerate ladies snuggling, hugging and providing you with chocolate makes you Da man in my book.
Feel better soon honey and if you need a big, broad shoulder or a soft cushy lap, give me a yell..:}
Boobie hugzzz
Cat

[cliffordmontero]

awww . . . i know how bad days are . . . i have them often . . .


***offers daffyd a skor bar***

(my favorite candybar . . . kinda just like a daim/dime bar but from this side of the pond if anyone was wondering)

[bemyonlyone]

I definitely know how that feels.

[OmegaGray]

<3 hugs <3

[Gay2Bi]

bloody hell i'm down in the dumps. been snubbed and my pride has taken a fall. there's no chocolate around here, just a couple of dried haribo and a flat bottle of coke. to paraphrase Dustin Hoffman in Tootsie "I'd be much better as a woman with a man, than I am as a man with a woman".

Well, check your email when you wake up today. Hopefully it'll keep you smiling. :)

Here's another long-distance hug. :bigrin:

[Hephaestion]

Yesterday I was in hospital being given the once over. The focus of the study was lower down.

My doctor shall be known as Mr Pink. Neatly trimmed, the polished nails and silver embelishments were much appreciated as I stood only in my pink G-string (worn for him).

As soon as this had been taken off then in marched the chief consultant with 10 students "..I know that you don't mind. Yours is an interesting case; may the students examine you individually?..."

I caught Mr Pink smirking as he knew it was a dream come true (again). Thankfully percy behaved himself this time while the photographs were being taken.

Cheer up!
.

[darkeyes]

hahahahaha Heph... poor Percy... I hope you gave him a good telling off for showing hinself to be such a limp biscuit..:tong:

Your little tale reminds me of going for the tidgie scan and check up last year.. my consultant who is a luffly man with a very dry if odd sense of humour had a student quack with him who was extremely deelish.. she may hav been extremely deeelish but she had the gentleness of a navvy grasping her pick.. as she prodded and squeezed the tidgies I visibly and audibly winced... the luffly man touched her gently on the shoulder and said in a very quiet voice... "No.. not like that... she isnt here as a workplace gymnasium.. squeezing as if on a bean bag isnt the way to find anything.."

[rissababynta]

hahahahaha Heph... poor Percy... I hope you gave him a good telling off for showing hinself to be such a limp biscuit..:tong:

Your little tale reminds me of going for the tidgie scan and check up last year.. my consultant who is a luffly man with a very dry if odd sense of humour had a student quack with him who was extremely deelish.. she may hav been extremely deeelish but she had the gentleness of a navvy grasping her pick.. as she prodded and squeezed the tidgies I visibly and audibly winced... the luffly man touched her gently on the shoulder and said in a very quiet voice... "No.. not like that... she isnt here as a workplace gymnasium.. squeezing as if on a bean bag isnt the way to find anything.."

LOL that sucks. Poor tidgies.

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

lol Pets the pretty tidgies gently, and says "Bad Tech, BAD Tech" lol
Silly Cat

[darkeyes]

lol Pets the pretty tidgies gently, and says "Bad Tech, BAD Tech" lol
Silly Cat

mmmmmm luffly....:bigrin:

[bigbadmax]

too much chocolate being given out so far....how bout a spooning after a large bottle of tequila or vodka...

its after 5pm and there must be a glass with your name on it and a nice cuddly body to wrap around you is here!

phil

[dafydd]

too much chocolate being given out so far....how bout a spooning after a large bottle of tequila or vodka...

its after 5pm and there must be a glass with your name on it and a nice cuddly body to wrap around you is here!

phil

Thanks Phil, but no to the booze, don't drink: though wish I bloody did at the moment. My day was terrible with complete longing and aching for this person who basically was totally hot for me and incredibly sweet and funny. and then for no reason, no discernible reason, with no sign and no warning just blanks my calls, and doesn't respond to my texts. the last time I saw them we had pictures taken at a party, arms around each others shoulders, snuggling, laughing, all my friends say "wow daffy, you're in love", and then complete radio silence. so effectively i was ditched (which I is fine) but like a pair of jeans returned to the store after the come-down clarity of a post shopping spree binge. I feel like the last 2 weeks I have been traveling at the speed of sound with all defenses down and now someone's slammed the break on and I've gone through the windshield (and they've driven off). melodramatic, you bet, but I've cried so much this evening I've given myself a migraine.

d

[TwylaTwobits]

awww big hugs Dafydd, hands over the last bit of chocolate bar that has been in freezer so it's nice and cold and takes a bit longer to melt as you let it sit on your tongue and slowly infuse all that cocoa goodness

[bigbadmax]

Massive hugs.

sorry that alcohol cant numb the pain.

I can only suggest a huge pillow to hug...punch and cry into.


makes me cry when others cry..so dont do too much or youll set me orf.

All I can hope for you is that the pain goes just as fast as the migraine started.


BIG HUGS

phil

[darkeyes]

*piks up fone*

*Rings Cadbury at Bournville*

*Orders 1 packed lorry load of assorted choccie 2 b delivered 2 daffy' front door*

*Thinks* "Dunno how Daffy gonna store all that choccie... o yea.. 'e will jus havta munch a lil as they unloadin.. 'e will b ok then...":bigrin:

Big Muahs for Daffy...:)

[dafydd]

thanks Twyla, BigBad and Darkeyes you made me smile, who knew virtual hugs could be virtually like the real thing. as i said to Chris earlier, i've made a nice friend of my pillow. It's got a name and a sense of humour and nice bum and curves in all the right places. Me and my pillow are good bedfellows. I've also got a hot water bottle in the shape of a fish that I bought in Zurich last year that's keeping my feet toastie warm. i am listening to sarah machlalan's Angel and thanks to Chris lots of Clannad. My cat Helen is blinking at me right now which I'm told is the cat version of a kiss. Life is a fucking fuck fuckness of a fuck-wittery bum fuck. but i have Helen the cat, I have my hot water fish, I have pillow friend and best of the day I have bi-folks yay!
here is me tonight feeling grumpy grump grumps.

wallow wallow wallow...self induced indignation....yawn

d

[TwylaTwobits]

Cats are great, pillows are awesome, but virtual hugs pass along a lot more if you know how to feel them. So just remember that we all have those bad days and we all know we can come here for more hugs than we can count. Even people who didn't post in this thread and just read it were prolly mentally hugging you and trying to come up with ways to dump a ton of chocolate on your doorstep. So hug that pillow tight and imagine it is just one of the many friends you have around the world.

[dafydd]

thanks onewhocares, cherokee, csrakate, Gay2bi, omegagray, clifford and everyone else for their kind thoughts, you guys are way too cool. i must stop this attention seeking behaviour now....the silver lining in life's little tragedies.

d:(

[mariersa]

Yikes, Dafy, certainly hope this person wasn't the "factory" as posted in the "Diary"! if so, hmmm possibly the accepted natural, (non religious, please) method may be more appropriate. No chocies for Dafy, I have a bad habit of "devouring" them, gheez still 132lbs. love this internal sugar and cholesteral management machine.

[citystyleguy]

...its a bit late in the game, but with l.a. having dark clouds hanging over the city, rain pouring down, let's move on into the house. upstairs is a big bed with a very warm comforter, many pillows; get in while i make you a dark chocolate genache cake, all yours to savor, and when done, i'll spoon you, while our legs, arms, and hands intertwine, as darkness grows, you can tell all about your troubles!