rdy2go
Apr 9, 2010, 12:56 PM
Seems the forum can use some humour today, so here it goes;
I went into my regular watering hole a while back. There in the middle of the bar was a horse. The sign above the horse said, "Whoever can make this horse laugh drinks free for a week!" Wow! I thought, cool! I watched as the patrons did all kinds of silly things to make the horse laugh. No one succeeded, Finally it was my turn. I walked to where the horse was standing and whispered in his ear. The horse broke down into fits of laughter! The customers all cheered my success and over the next 7 days I collected my prize. The horse continued to laughing for the entire week. On the eighth day I went in and saw another sign over the horse. "Whoever makes the horse cry drinks free for a month!" I asked the bartender what it was all about. He replied that the horse had been laughing non stop since I had made him laugh and he had to put a stop to it. Again I watched as customer after customer tried to get the horse to cry. Finally my turn came. I walked up to the horse, and when I stepped away the horse was in tears. The bartender came over with the first of the months free drinks and asked "How did you do that?" I simply told him that to get the horse to laugh I told him my dick was bigger than his. To get him to cry... I showed him!
I went into my regular watering hole a while back. There in the middle of the bar was a horse. The sign above the horse said, "Whoever can make this horse laugh drinks free for a week!" Wow! I thought, cool! I watched as the patrons did all kinds of silly things to make the horse laugh. No one succeeded, Finally it was my turn. I walked to where the horse was standing and whispered in his ear. The horse broke down into fits of laughter! The customers all cheered my success and over the next 7 days I collected my prize. The horse continued to laughing for the entire week. On the eighth day I went in and saw another sign over the horse. "Whoever makes the horse cry drinks free for a month!" I asked the bartender what it was all about. He replied that the horse had been laughing non stop since I had made him laugh and he had to put a stop to it. Again I watched as customer after customer tried to get the horse to cry. Finally my turn came. I walked up to the horse, and when I stepped away the horse was in tears. The bartender came over with the first of the months free drinks and asked "How did you do that?" I simply told him that to get the horse to laugh I told him my dick was bigger than his. To get him to cry... I showed him!