bi_beauty
Mar 16, 2006, 5:32 PM
I laughed and I think you will also...
Lezonics
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? .... A lickercabinet.
2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?.... A Klondyke.
3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? .... Militia Etheridge.
4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
....
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? .... Fur traders.
6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called ? .... A Lickalotapuss.
7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? .... Well hung.
8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? .... She was
found face down in Ricki Lake.
9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? .... Even the pool
table doesn't have balls.
10. What do you call lesbian twins? .... Lick-a-likes.
11. What's the definition of confusion? .... Twenty blind
lesbians in a fish market.
12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
....One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker.
Lezonics
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? .... A lickercabinet.
2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?.... A Klondyke.
3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? .... Militia Etheridge.
4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
....
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? .... Fur traders.
6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called ? .... A Lickalotapuss.
7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? .... Well hung.
8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? .... She was
found face down in Ricki Lake.
9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? .... Even the pool
table doesn't have balls.
10. What do you call lesbian twins? .... Lick-a-likes.
11. What's the definition of confusion? .... Twenty blind
lesbians in a fish market.
12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
....One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker.