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bi_beauty
Mar 16, 2006, 5:32 PM
I laughed and I think you will also...

Lezonics

1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? .... A lickercabinet.

2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?.... A Klondyke.

3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? .... Militia Etheridge.

4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
....
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? .... Fur traders.

6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called ? .... A Lickalotapuss.

7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? .... Well hung.

8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? .... She was
found face down in Ricki Lake.

9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? .... Even the pool
table doesn't have balls.

10. What do you call lesbian twins? .... Lick-a-likes.

11. What's the definition of confusion? .... Twenty blind
lesbians in a fish market.

12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
....One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker.

RebekaLee
Mar 16, 2006, 6:08 PM
lol i like #7

OralBradley
Mar 16, 2006, 6:50 PM
Reasonably witty except for number 11. I've never found a clean vulva that smelled like fish.

meteast chick
Mar 16, 2006, 8:13 PM
I chuckled at a few of these.

In honor of St. Patrick's Day...

Q: What do you call an Irish lesbian?
A: Gaylick

luv and kisses
meteast

arana
Mar 16, 2006, 10:11 PM
Those were cute, thanks for sharing Beauty!