Fairy Tale

[TwylaTwobits]

This is the fairy tale that should have been read to little girls when they were little:



Once upon a time



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in a land far away,



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a beautiful, independent,



self-assured princess



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happened upon a frog as she sat



contemplating ecological issues



on the shores of an unpolluted pond



in a verdant meadow near her castle.



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The frog hopped into the princess' lap



and said: " Elegant Lady,



I was once a handsome prince,



until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.



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One kiss from you, however,



and I will turn back



into the dapper, young prince that I am



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and then, my sweet, we can marry



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and set up housekeeping in your castle



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with my mother,



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where you can prepare my meals,



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clean my clothes, bear my children,



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and forever feel



grateful and happy doing so."



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That night,



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as the princess dined sumptuously



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on lightly sauteed frog legs



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seasoned in a white wine



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and onion cream sauce,



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she chuckled and thought to herself:



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'I don't think so.'

[Samalina]

I truly enjoyed this lol

[rissababynta]

I was thinking the whole time "Hmm, wonder what she's gonna do to that damn frog"

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

LOl Thats probly cuz he was a naughty Frog and kept going. "Gree-deep, real deep, and Rubbit, rubbit everytime she walked past the pond....*Snicker*
Silly Cat

[mikey3000]

"Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a princess who didn't bitch, whine or complain.

But that was only once, and it was far, far away."


The End.

;)

[TwylaTwobits]

"Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a princess who didn't bitch, wine or complain.

But that was only once, and it was far, far away."


The End.

;)

Awww Mikey how did you find out about me? ;)

[Realist]

Women can be so cruel!

Evil Rissa, Bad Twyla, Vicious Cat...oh the chills are running down my spine!

[Annika L]

*Loved* it! :tong:

Wonderful story, brilliantly told.

[Doggie_Wood]

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Evil Rissa, Bad Twyla, Vicious Cat...oh the chills are running down my spine! :rolleyes:

Beat me, bite me, make me cum once and again . . . . . . :tongue:

Doggie :doggie:

[Realist]

Doggie, I just want to be a castaway on a desert island and find those three girls there!

I know, they'd kill me, but I'd go happily!